Chapter 47: Taipusi's Story
Back to the present.
"That's how we worked together to catch the criminal."
Ying said somewhat embarrassedly.
"Oh, yes, that's right."
Furninna nodded quickly.
"Why are you so flustered?"
Paimon looked at the two and complained.
"Anyway, it's all over."
"Thank you for your hard work, Funina."
Ying touched Funina's head.
"Ah."
Furninna gave a lovely smile.
【Ying: You are right.】
[Ying: Thank you for your hard work all along. ]
[Funina: Journey, traveler...]
Funina was somewhat touched when she saw Ying's message.
[Paimon: I didn't expect that the Traveler actually has a comforting side. ]
【Ying: Of course! 】
However, the next second, Ying suddenly hugged Fu Nina:
"Just follow me after this! Funina!"
Furninna was startled and said:
"Hey, hey, hey? Traveler, what are you doing? Don't hug me so suddenly!"
The short video ends here.
[Paimon: So, in the end, his true nature was exposed? ]
[Ying: This is a fabrication by Er Chuang! ]
[Paimon:...]
【Ding! 】
[The rewards will be distributed below. ]
[Funina obtains]
【A bag of cat food】
[Funina: It’s cat food! ]
[Funina: And it looks pretty good. ]
Funina happily sent a message while holding the bag of cat food.
[Ying: You can use it to play with cats. ]
[Paimon: It is indeed what Furninna likes. ]
[Ying: But, Funina’s expression at the end was very cute. ]
[Funina: (*////▽////*)]
[Funina: Traveler, what are you talking about?]
[Ying: Hehe, I want to rub it. ]
【Kamisato Ayaka: Traveler.】
[Kamisato Ayaka: You also said I was cute last time. ]
【Ying: Ah, this...】
[Ying: You two are both very cute! ]
【Keqing: And me! You also said I was cute. 】
[Ying: Yes, Aqing is the same. ]
[Noelle: And me.]
[Ying: Noelle is also very cute. ]
【Ying: Everyone is cute! 】
[Paimon: You said something similar to what the Sea King said.]
[Kamisato Ayaka: Traveler, there is something I need your cooperation with. ]
【Ying: What's the matter? 】
[Ying: Do you want to come sit in my pot? ]
[Xiaogong: I want you to ride on the fireworks rewarded in the live broadcast room. ]
[Xiaogong: Don't worry, it's okay. According to what the live broadcast room said, these fireworks are rare and won't hurt you.]
【fluorescent:!】
【Ying: Let’s forget about this. 】
【Keqing: It’s no longer up to you. 】
【fluorescent:? 】
【Ying: Oh my! ! ! 】
[Xing: Hmm? What happened to Ying? ]
[Paimon: The Traveler was captured by Keqing and the others! ]
It looked like he was going to be caught and taken to ride the fireworks.
【Ding! 】
【The new short video has been prepared. 】
[Title: "The Story of Taibusi: Shocking Fu Xuan for a Hundred Years"]
【Coming soon. 】
[Star: Taipusi's story! ]
[Xing: It is related to Fu Taibu and Qingque! ]
[Qingque: Is it my turn this time? ]
【Fu Xuan: I am going to die this time too? 】
When Fu Xuan saw the title, he was shocked.
I never thought that this social death would eventually come to me.
【Jing Yuan: Oh, Fu Qing's social death video? 】
【Jing Yuan: It's worth looking forward to. 】
[Fu Xuan: Humph, it's just a social death, I don't care at all.] [Xing: Really?]
【Fu Xuan: Of course! 】
The short video starts playing.
"Qingque, go and receive the representative sent by the company."
"This project is very important, don't mess it up."
Fu Xuan took out his phone and sent a message to Qingque.
After a moment, Qingque replied.
"Yes, Master Taibu."
Fu Xuan was stunned when he saw this.
She saw Qingque’s profile picture was a puppy with a funny expression.
It feels a bit unreliable.
"…Forget it, let the pioneers go."
Fu Xuan thought to himself.
The screen turned,
Fu Xuan sent a message to Qingque again:
Qingque, please write the general's speech for tomorrow, and make sure the content is appropriate.
Qingque quickly replied:
No problem, I'll write it now.
But after Fu Xuan saw the news,
But he was stunned again.
The reason is simple: Qingque’s avatar this time is actually a monkey looking at a computer.
This avatar looks...wrong.
Fu Xuan thought for a moment and said:
"Forget it, let the pioneers write it."
After a while,
Fu Xuan said angrily:
"Why doesn't that damn girl Qingque come to work again?"
"I want to see what excuses she has this time."
Fu Xuan took out his cell phone.
Sent a message to Qingque:
Where did you go when you weren't working?!
Next second,
An automatic reply message popped up:
I am dead, burn paper if you have anything to say (automatic reply)
And not only that,
Qingque’s avatar has changed again.
This time, her profile picture was changed to her own posthumous photo.
It also says he died in the line of duty.
The location was also set as the Ten Kings Division.
Fu Xuan: Old man's subway cell phone.jpg
[March 7: This avatar is too funny. ]
[Fu Xuan: The avatar is so weird, no wonder I didn’t assign these tasks to Qingque in the video.]
[Qingque: Ah, it's actually possible? ]
[Qingque: I will change my profile picture when I get back! ]
【Xing: Wait. 】
[Xing: If you change your avatar, you will have to do these tasks for me.]
[Fu Xuan: Don't worry, Qingque can't escape from these tasks.]
[Fu Xuan: It’s useless to change your profile picture any more. Even if you change it to a posthumous photo, you have to come back to work.]
【Bluebird: QAQ】
"Master Taibu, please help me calculate what the weather will be like tomorrow?"
"Master Taibu, help me calculate how many draws it will take to get you?"
"Master Taibu, please help me calculate what the x in this problem is equal to?"
Xing smiled and looked at Fu Xuan and said.
"It's so annoying."
Fu Xuan said.
"What on earth do you want me to help you with?"
Xing thought for a while and said:
"Then can you help me calculate how much money I can earn in the future?"
After hearing this, Fu Xuan pondered for a while and said:
"Your future money... you can have as much as you want!"
Xing said happily after hearing this:
"As many as you want? That's great!"
The screen turned,
Xing was begging on the street with a broken bowl.
"Five more credits are coming today."
"Fu Taibu is simply amazing."
[Xing: So having as much as you want means becoming a beggar! ]
【March 7: That’s what it means.】
In the video,
The bluebird is running hard.
Suddenly she tripped and fell forward.
He fell between Fu Xuan and the hostile monster.
The screen turned,
Qingque looked at Xing and sighed:
"Xing, I fell flat on my face in front of Master Taibu yesterday. It was so embarrassing."
Xing was surprised after hearing this:
"You are so mean. You threw the dog and stole other people's food."
Qingque was stunned for a moment, then realized:
Xing broke the sentence between "fell down" and "ate shit".
"Don't break your sentences in weird places!"
Qingque complained.
(End of this chapter)