Chapter 46: Furninna: I must catch the criminal
Furninna looked at her name on the screen.
I felt a little panicked.
After all, the last time I experienced social death, I still remember it vividly.
I'm afraid the nickname "Silly Fufu" has spread throughout Teyvat.
And there are places outside of Teyvat.
[Ying: It’s Fu Fu! ]
[Ying: This time it’s a video about Fufu, looking forward to it! ]
【Funina: (-﹏-`;)】
[Funina: I hope it won’t be too socially fatal this time.]
The short video starts playing.
First, a narration:
A few days ago, Funina had not yet stepped down as the water goddess.
After the narration,
Furninna held a kitten in her arms and said with a smile:
"I got you, you little kitty."
"What else can you do?"
"Can you still escape from my grasp?"
"Hey hey hey!"
While Funina was playing with the cat,
She suddenly felt something and turned to look.
I saw Ying sitting on a bench, looking over here.
"Leave me alone, just continue."
Ying said while eating a potato chip.
Funina: Hey!
Been seen!
Funina: >_<|||
"Traveler, don't get me wrong. There are deep reasons behind this."
Funina said seriously.
Ying took a bite of potato chips and said calmly: "Oh."
Furninna continued:
"An ancient and powerful criminal has infiltrated Fontaine, ready to commit a crime."
"As the god of justice and judgment, I cannot sit idly by."
After hearing this, Ying put down the potato chips and asked:
"Then why were you petting the cat?"
Funina:......
[Funina: This... this is already a social failure right from the start? ]
[Ying: This video is quite interesting. ]
[Paimon: Does Funina usually play with cats like in the video? ]
[Funina: Of course not, this is just a secondary creation! ]
[Ying: That reason is made up. ]
[Ying: You are worthy of being Fu Fu to come up with such a cute excuse. ]
[Funina: Oh, I wouldn’t say that. This is just the content of the short video.]
The screen turned,
a few days later.
"I remember that before Furninna stepped down as the water god, she would play with the cat like that, and she didn't want anyone to see it."
Ying and Paimon were walking and chatting on the street.
"I don't know how she is doing now after she moved out of Mo Mang Palace?"
Ying just finished speaking,
Then I saw Funina playing with a cat.
Just like before.
Furninna also noticed the two of them.
Ying: "Hiss... continue."
Furninna: !!!
After a moment of embarrassment,
Fu Nina was the first to speak:
"Traveler, you are here."
Ying thought for a moment and said:
"Do you think we've done anything similar?"
After hearing this, Funina smiled awkwardly.
"So do you have anything to say this time?"
Ying looked at Funina and asked.
This time, Funina answered without hesitation:
"Because I like playing with kittens!"
Ying Tucao:
"This guy just stopped pretending!"
She paused and continued:
"I was originally worried about what would happen after you stepped down as the Water God."
"It seems that I am overthinking it."
Finina pinched her hair and said:
“It’s actually a good thing for me.”
"It's already very hard to pretend to be so majestic every time."
After hearing this, Ying complained:
"I don't see you pretending to be dignified.
In a certain memory,
Ying handed a white flag to Funina:
"Funina, take this white flag."
"When you encounter an enemy in the future, wave it vigorously and they will not dare to attack you!"
Furninna held the white flag and suddenly realized:
"Yuan, that's it."
Ying then said, "You know what? When you raise your hands like this, the enemy will immediately stop attacking!"
After hearing this, Funina said happily:
"Is that so? Then I will never be afraid of servants again!"
[Funina:...]
[Funina: As expected, he is still very socially dead. ]
"Ahem, there are still times when you are very majestic."
In the video, Funina coughed twice and said.
"For example, last time."
One day not long ago, when Funina had not yet stepped down as the water goddess.
Furninna stood in front of the stage and said loudly:
"I, the water god Fukalos, hereby promise."
"I will never let criminals endanger my people!"
The audience cheered after hearing this:
Oh oh oh oh!
Funinna looked at the inhabitants of Fontaine,
I couldn't help but think:
"It's over, it's over. They took what I just said seriously."
"Where are the criminals? How will this end?"
Someone in the audience raised his hand and said:
"Speaking of criminals, I've noticed a few strange things lately."
After hearing this, Funina immediately said:
"Oh? If there's anything strange, report it quickly."
The resident then said:
"I was recently in a coffee shop thinking about writing a novel."
“I always hear some weird things happening.”
"It's like a burning stove suddenly goes out."
Ying, who was standing in the crowd: Eh?
"The animals I raised mysteriously disappeared."
fluorescent:!
"My pet suddenly disappeared."
Ying: Huh?!
[Yaejinko: Oh my, it seems the real culprit has been revealed. ]
[Ying: This, I, can't possibly be me! ]
[Ying: I, the Traveler, have a great reputation throughout my life, and I definitely would not be someone who would do such things.]
[Paimon: I think they are quite similar.]
【Ying: Let’s eat emergency food tonight. 】
"The criminal is among us!"
In the video,
Furninna announced loudly.
It was as if she already knew who the criminal was.
"Ahhh, how did she know that?"
Ying was shocked.
"Aaaah! I got carried away and said that carelessly!"
Furninna felt very sorry.
She didn't know who it was, she just said it casually.
"Anyway, we have to find a chance to escape."
Ying made up her mind.
"Anyway, anyway, just find a place where there's no one and go there."
Funina also made a plan in her mind.
"Funina, I have something else to do. I'm leaving now!"
Ying waved to Funina.
"The criminal is right there!"
Furninna pointed.
that direction,
It happened to be the direction in which the traveler slipped away.
[Paimon: The Traveler is about to be caught! ]
[Ying: It’s over. I was found by Funina by accident.]
[Funina: Maybe he discovered something. ]
Just when everyone thought Ying was going to be caught,
In the video,
A voice suddenly sounded.
"Damn it! How did you find me?!"
One person jumped out.
Ying: Huh?
Funina:?
【Funina: Who is this? 】
[Funina: Could he be the real murderer? ]
[Funina: What about the travelers? ]
【Ying: Maybe that person is the real murderer. 】
[Paimon: He must have taken the blame for you.]
"As expected of you, the Water God of Fontaine, you can actually see through my disguise!"
In the video, the guy who jumped out by himself continued.
"But do you think that this will..."
He hadn't finished speaking.
Ying had already kicked over.
"I'll fight!"
Later, the man was caught.
Also in the newspaper:
The water goddess Furninna cooperated with foreign travelers.
Together they captured the evil criminal who had sneaked into Fontaine.
(End of this chapter)