Chapter 84, Ice Cream Flavored Coke
After sitting for a while, Utsunomiya Zhuo thought for a while and stood up.

"Zhuo Jun?" The humanoid figure immediately looked up at him.

"What's wrong?" Zhuo asked.

"Where are you going?"

"bathroom."

"Did I scare you? If so, please allow me to apologize. This was not my intention."

The tone of his words was exactly the same as 'Did I scare you to the point of peeing your pants?'

The human-shaped Jing also has to stand up and appear to bow.

Utsunomiya Zhuo quickly held him down.

Mr. Humanoid Jing, what's wrong with you?

Are you a little puppy from somewhere? Or a follower?

Where has all that coquettish, shy energy of yours gone?
He looked down at the earnest eyes of the human figure, and Utsunomiya Shuo always felt awkward. He said in an uncertain tone: "I should be a human."

The humanoid said nothing, but nodded in affirmation.

"Then can I go to the bathroom?" Utsunomiya Shuo wanted to leave, but found that the human-shaped Jing grabbed the hem of his clothes.

This is weird, bro!

We both have penises! Pay attention!

"Why go to the washroom?"

Does this need a reason?

Utsunomiya Shuo sorted out his limited knowledge of biology and said, "The food we eat will be digested in the intestines and produce waste. If it is not eliminated in time, people will die."

"I see." The doll smiled and said, "I'm sorry, I thought you hated me."

Then, the hand that was holding onto Utsunomiya Shuu's clothes loosened.

Utsunomiya Shuo glanced at him. The human-shaped figure was sitting cross-legged on the ground with a harmless and innocent smile on his face... He didn't look like the peerless enchantress before at all. This smile was very ordinary, just like an ordinary big boy.

He touched his nose, said hello to Kiritani Jin, then went downstairs and walked towards the bathroom.

This was not the first time that Zhuo came to Yamamoto Yurina's house, so he knew the way.

After he came out of the washroom and returned to the hall, he saw that those people had placed everyone's gifts in the center.

Yurina and Jin were waving at him;

The humanoid Jing was still in the same position as before. Due to Zhuo's departure, there was a body length difference between him and the nearest person. And there was no one in the other direction from the beginning... So he sat there alone, looking up with some kind of eyes that Zhuo couldn't describe, looking at him eagerly, without waving to let him pass. But his expression seemed to be waving frantically.

Just like a hungry puppy.

Zhuo sighed helplessly, waved his hand to respond to Yurina and the others, then walked back to his original seat and sat down.

On the way, I grabbed two glasses of ice cola from the table.

After sitting down, he handed one of the cups to the human-shaped Jing.

The Coke was very cold, with stainless steel balls that had been chilled for a long time added to it. The moisture in the air liquefied into small water droplets that attached to the surface of the glass.

The humanoid looked at the glass of black drink in front of him for two seconds, then said softly, "Thank you, Zhuojun."

"Oh." Zhuo responded indifferently, then raised his head and took a sip of the Coke in his hand.

The humanoid Jing then reached out and took it.

He was too polite. If Utsunomiya Shuo didn't drink a sip, he would probably hesitate for a while.

But the human-shaped Jing took it in his hand, took a sip, and said, "Thank you, Zhuojun." He repeated it again.

"Oh." Zhuo was still lukewarm.

The two of them were still isolated from the crowd. The figures were staring at him, and he was staring at the bubbles rising from the glass in his hand.

“Why is there no ice cream?”

Eating ice cream on Christmas is a rebellious idea, just like eating popsicles in winter.

But it feels great.

Unfortunately not.

"Zhuojun, do you want some ice cream? I can help you." The humanoid Jing had been paying attention to him and talking to himself, but he immediately asked for help.

"Oh no, I was just saying that. And there's no ice cream in this house, and the nearest store is far away. So don't mind it."

He was really just talking to himself.

"You misunderstood Zhuo-jun. Although I can't make real ice cream, I can let you taste it." The humanoid Jing just smiled.

"Use your imagination?" Utsunomiya asked, "Do you want me to imagine Coke as ice cream?"

"Yes and no." "I can't do it."

“Give it a try, maybe there will be a surprise.”

“No matter the taste or appearance, cola can’t be compared with ice cream.”

"Maybe. I will help you, Zhuo-kun."

“……”Utsunomiya Shuo saw that the humanoid Jing had a serious expression on his face and it didn’t seem like he was joking... He remained silent.

The humanoid Jing didn't say anything else.

"Are you a hypnotist?" There was less nonchalance in Utsunomiya Shuo's voice.

He didn't give the humanoid a chance to speak, and immediately added: "...You'd better be." instead of any other nonsense.

The humanoid looked at him with innocent eyes, neither admitting nor denying.

Utsunomiya Shuo looked at him in silence for a long time, then looked away, looked at the ice cola in his hand, and took a sip.

He thought a lot at this moment, but it could be summed up in one sentence.

You'd better be in human form, so we can have fun.

As the brown drink went down his throat, Utsunomiya Shuo closed his eyes and tilted his head, thinking seriously: "Ice cream-flavored cola."

The humanoid Jing suddenly smiled as if he had succeeded in playing a prank: "Why not cola-flavored ice cream?"

Zhuo: “…” I’ve been fooled.

Coke is still Coke, and it doesn’t really taste like ice cream.

But it's pretty good.

If he really tasted like ice cream, he would get up and leave immediately.

Utsunomiya Shuo drank the Coke in one breath, then stood up very naturally, put the glass back into the small refrigerator on the table, and sat down again.

Then ask across the Christmas tree: "What should we do next?"

"If you hadn't put your empty cups back in the fridge, we would have already started exchanging gifts," complained the invisible Yurina.

"Oh, sorry."

I'm used to it. This is how it's been at home during this period.

He had one cup and another cup, and put them back after use because he was afraid of getting them mixed up.

Zero is a germaphobe.

In the one second that his imagination was running wild, the human-shaped net had already taken the empty cup out of the small refrigerator on his behalf and put it on the tray on the side... someone would come to collect it.

Zhuo watched him walk back, then looked at Yurina (through the tree): "Now we can start."

Yurina deliberately tilted her body and looked towards them, her eyes moving back and forth between him and the human-shaped figure. Her expression was extremely complicated... It felt like she could write a two-million-word novel.

Afterwards, he rolled his eyes at Zhuo and started organizing a gift exchange.

"Did Ms. Yamamoto misunderstand something?" asked the humanoid.

"Forget it."

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(End of this chapter)