Chapter 83 This is not good

He withdrew his gaze and looked at the owner on the other side of the Christmas tree - Yamamoto Yurina... In fact, he couldn't see her at all because she was blocked by the Christmas tree. He just made the gesture of looking to show that he was sociable.

Yurina Yamamoto was chatting and laughing with everyone. It was a Christmas Eve party, so the atmosphere had to be just right.

Joy is the theme of tonight.

The guests were very considerate and started to make a noise.

So Yurina covered her face shyly, looking so shy that she wanted to find a place to hide... this pretentious woman.

It turns out that he is better at telling dirty jokes than me.

But the effect was obvious and everyone became more motivated.

"Zhuojun, is there anything you like to eat?" the humanoid asked without thinking.

Among the ten people present, only he and the humanoid were sitting on the back of the Christmas tree. The only place where they were connected to the crowd was when a passerby in the "human circle" sat next to Utsunomiya Shuo. In this way, they could be considered sitting in the crowd, but their positions were biased.

Utsunomiya Shuo was watching Yamamoto Yurina's pretentious performance, and was immediately attracted by Ningyo Jing's words.

In Utsunomiya Shuo's impression, this doesn't look like a human-shaped Jyo.

He should be the kind of person who is generous and makes people feel like spring breeze. He should always be so kind and gentle, and his smile makes people around him feel happy. Even if he is a man wearing women's clothes and performing a performance on the stage that everyone will never forget, he is not timid at all.

But when he said this to Utsunomiya Shuo, there was a rare hint of obvious nervousness in his tone.

Very subtle and hard to detect.

Utsunomiya Zhuo thought for a moment and said, "Black rice porridge."

"Very elegant taste." The humanoid praised.

Utsunomiya Shuo was silent.

It turns out that food preferences can also be described as elegant.

He seriously suspected that Renxing Jing was just finding a random excuse to brag about himself.

Suddenly I felt that this scene was a little familiar, as if I had seen it somewhere.

Oh, in a short video in my previous life.

Have you got a meal yet.

ate.

What to eat.

Black rice porridge.

Why eat black rice porridge?
Because it tastes good.

Why is it delicious?
...A hundred thousand whys are omitted here.

After a few seconds, the humanoid turned around and asked again.

"Does Zhuojun like sports?"

"do not like."

"Do you like reading?"

"Not bad." Utsunomiya Shuo's attitude towards Ningyo Jing has always been lukewarm.

He always felt strange and awkward.

Are you trying to capture me and have a sweet gay romance? ? ? But did you buy the wrong strategy? A pirated copy from a straight guy?

"Do you have any special hobbies?" asked the humanoid.

"No." Utsunomiya Shuo shook his head.

The feeling became stronger.

"Is that so?" The humanoid Jing seemed to be thinking about something, then glanced at Utsunomiya Shuo and looked away.

"Why are you looking at me like that?" asked Utsunomiya Shuo.

"I just thought this would attract your attention," the humanoid Jing smiled, "Zhuo Jun seems... not to like me?"

"...Don't think too much, I'm just sexually apathetic and I like Danako." Utsunomiya Zhuo said in his heart: So it's impossible for us, just give up.

"..." The humanoid was stunned for a moment, then continued to smile gently: "I just want to be friends with you."

friend?

Then why do I feel like you want to pick me up?

Utsunomiya Shuo muttered in a voice that only he could hear, which prompted Ningyo Jing to ask, "What?"

"It's nothing, forget it." At this time, the others had already started humming the opening tune of "Christmas Song", the kind of humming in the throat, and after a while they would start the lyrics.

During the performance, a boy and girl exchanged seats and sat together. They exchanged glances, showing affection and love. When they sang the first line, they smiled at each other. The boy smiled deliberately, while the girl shyly covered her mouth.

It seems that the fate has already begun to take shape.

Is the legend of finding a partner on Christmas Eve so powerful?

Weren’t we all strangers before?

Or was it that Yurina's matchmaking skills were so profound that she made them a couple in such a short time?
…Then why the hell am I single?
Oh, it turns out that I avoided it perfectly. That's fine.

Utsunomiya Shuo and Ningyo Jyou sat in the corner, singing Christmas songs in a low voice along with the others...although their voices were so low that they themselves might not be able to hear them.

After the singing, everyone started to make a noise, led by Yurina.

The man and woman looked at each other under the urging of the crowd, and then the boy stretched out his hand to the other... OK, hand-holding was successful, please welcome the next male guest.

"Go away with my blessing!"

"I'll kill you if you treat me to dog food again! I'll kill your whole family! But I'll let it go this time."

"Wow, where's my husband? Where's my husband?"

After confirming that they were a couple, others gave their blessings, then kindly kicked them aside and said kindly: This place is no longer suitable for you, you can get out.

Witnessing a pair of strangers become a couple in a very short time right in front of him... This was more painful than killing him.

"That's great~"

Some people made completely different exclamations.

Utsunomiya Shuto looked at him in surprise. As expected, people are not the same. I just think they are noisy - Utsunomiya Shuto.

The humanoid Jing also turned to look at him and smiled: "Zhuo Jun doesn't seem to think so, so do you want to kill him?"

The human figure still had that harmless smile on his face, and then he reached out and touched his neck.

His face now looks like a student who has never stepped out of the campus, and the kind that looks easy to bully... He said this calmly with a somewhat introverted and gentle smile.

It's simply murderous.

Zhuo couldn't even tell whether he was joking or not.

After seeing Utsunomiya Zhuo's surprised expression, he seemed to be at ease and smiled kindly: "Isn't that what Zhuo-kun thought?"

"Where did you learn this?" Zhuo asked.

“In the movies.”

It was a joke.

"This is not good." Zhuo said.

"I know, I'm just saying." Renxing Jing did not show any strange expression because of his serious preaching, but nodded humbly.

Then he said casually, "True murderers don't need a reason before they kill. Just like a dog that bites never barks."

"..." Zhuo paused: "This is not good either. You should watch more SpongeBob SquarePants."

"Is that so? I'll go and see." The humanoid Jing smiled and nodded again.

If most people do this, people will feel that they are perfunctory or even disrespectful.

But the humanoid king did not give him such a feeling. He seemed to really want to watch "SpongeBob SquarePants" and even asked about the content of the animation.

Zhuo said: "It's not much, just a story about two happy fools, a boss full of desire, and the only sober neighbor who lives a very tired life."

He thought for a moment and added, “Just like life.”

The doll was silent for a moment, then repeated: "...Just like life."

　Thanks to brother Lin Hai04 for the monthly ticket.

　　Thanks to my brother Meow Lin Bu Shi Lin Meow for the 3000-point reward.

　　Thanks man.

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　　It’s not that I’m not updating, I’m at work.

　　I went to bed at two o'clock last night and got up to go to work this morning.

　　I secretly write during lunch break and slacking time.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)