Chapter 137 Li Yang's Stunts (Please subscribe, please vote!!!)
"Life is like a drama, drama is like life!"
"You have hope in life, and there is always something to learn in life."
"Like me, I have worked as a waiter, carried sacks, tutored, worked as a bartender, and of course, worked as a white-collar worker in a company."
"So, with my rich life experience, I don't really need to act. I just need to bring out the state in my memory, and everyone will feel it is real no matter how they watch it."
"Because that's true!"
There was smoke on the sofa, and even Li Yang's face seemed a little blurry.
In a low voice, he slowly recounted his experiences over the years.
Zhang Yuanying sat next to him, holding her palm-sized face with her hands like a flower holder. Her beautiful eyes were sparkling, and seemed to be filled with admiration.
“Do waiters encounter difficult customers?”
“It must be tiring to do loading and unloading, right?”
"Oppa also worked as a bartender!!!"
She seemed to have turned into a curious baby, constantly asking questions, but there was no sense of disobedience, because this was the normal behavior for her age.
Youth, vitality, curiosity, innocence and brightness are like flowers in the morning sun.
"Loading and unloading is actually pretty good, but the income is a little less. The really tiring industry is the one that serves people."
When Li Yang talked about it, it seemed like he was just recalling the past, and he felt a little uncomfortable.
"Money is hard to earn, shit is hard to eat. The hard-earned money in this sentence refers to the service industry."
Li Yang introduced: "Anything is better than serving others."
"Really?"
Zhang Yuanying laughed and said, "It's not that exaggerated!"
"Believe me, it's that exaggerated."
Li Yang couldn't help but say, "Because you have no way of predicting whether the person you serve is actually a human being!"
"Puch."
Zhang Yuanying covered her mouth and laughed secretly, laughing happily, and said: "Oppa, it's true, it's not that exaggerated!"
"Once you become famous, the probability of encountering such things will naturally be much smaller."
Li Yang said: "But for ordinary people in society, it is normal for people to make things difficult for others. Some people even make things difficult for others simply because they want to."
"Those years must have been difficult, right?"
Zhang Yuanying sighed, then looked at Li Yang who was smoking and asked curiously: "I've always heard that it's difficult to be a bartender. It seems that it requires more than just a simple amount of alcohol."
"That's true. But it's easier said than done. You just need to master a new and unique skill. At least that was the case for me at that time," said Li Yang.
"So, what is Oppa's unique skill?" Zhang Yuanying blinked and asked curiously.
"My special skill?"
Li Yang hesitated a little. Although almost all the team members had gone home and only two or three people were left outside for post-production, he still hesitated and said, "This... is not suitable for display here."
"Oppa won't fool me, right?" Zhang Yuanying looked doubtful.
"What good would it be for me to fool you?" Li Yang said, "I'm just worried that you can't stand it."
"What's so unbearable about a talent show?" Zhang Yuanying said with some surprise.
"Is it really okay?" Li Yang asked tentatively.
"Of course not!" Zhang Yuanying smiled.
She felt that Li Yang was exaggerating a bit. What kind of technique could be so unbearable to her?
Is it striptease?
She suddenly recalled that when Li Yang was doing a live broadcast before, he seemed to show a glimpse of his strong muscles.
Thinking of this, Zhang Yuanying felt as if his face was burning.
"But my unique skills are not free to watch." Li Yang said in a pretentious manner.
"Didn't I already pay 120,000 yuan for gas?" Zhang Yuanying blinked her bright eyes, with a look of innocence in her black and white eyes.
Li Yang was stunned for a moment, then he looked at Zhang Yuanying deeply and said, "You have learned bad things."
He clearly remembered that this sister would get angry at the first even if he was teased.
It's only been a short time and I've already learned how to amuse myself.
"Mo?" Zhang Yuanying pretended not to understand.
“It’s not impossible, though.”
Li Yang looked at Zhang Yuanying and said, "You have to call me uncle."
"???"
Zhang Yuanying's beautiful eyes widened, and she looked a little suspicious.
"I'm almost ten years older than you. Is it too much to call me uncle?" Li Yang said calmly.
He actually thought of another name, but Zhang Yuanying would definitely not agree, so he could only settle for the next best thing.
When Li Yang thought of this innocent face like a high school girl in a Japanese cartoon calling "uncle", his heart couldn't help but warm up. "What kind of weird habit is this?" Zhang Yuanying's eyes gradually became strange.
"This is a way to activate the stunt."
Li Yang's face didn't turn red, and his heart didn't beat fast, but he said vaguely: "Anyway, just forget it if you don't shout."
"The stunt is real?"
Zhang Yuanying swallowed and seemed a little hesitant.
"It's fake." Li Yang stood up and said, "Okay, it's about time for us to leave."
As he said that, he yawned and said, "I'm so sleepy!"
"Ah, Azhesi (Uncle)!"
The moment Zhang Yuanying shouted, she lowered her head shyly.
"Fuck, this is for real!"
Li Yang sat down, his eyes filled with surprise, as if he couldn't believe it.
"Hurry up and perform." Zhang Yuanying urged with a rare shy look on her face.
"Since you've called me, fine."
Li Yang, on the other hand, didn't care. Since she wanted to listen, he dared to perform.
Anyway, over the years, he has been trained to no longer know what shyness is.
He sat on the sofa, holding a wooden board and placed it on his stomach, and said, "Listen carefully."
Zhang Yuanying listened attentively.
then
"Boom!"
"Boom!"
"Boom!"
"Dong dong dong——!"
There seemed to be a sound of something hitting the wood.
Zhang Yuanying opened her eyes wide and looked over. She found that Li Yang's hands and feet were all exposed in front of her. Her thick eyelashes blinked slightly and she said, "Wow, Oppa, is this a magic trick?"
"Well, I guess so."
Li Yang looked strange and nodded.
"What does 'counted as' mean?" Zhang Yuanying was puzzled until she fixed her eyes on the wooden board.
The board was very large, covering the belly on top and the thighs on the bottom, but the sound seemed to come from the middle. If you look closely, you can see that the board is shaking.
Zhang Yuanying:
Her cheeks were flushed and she glanced sideways, with a look of shame and anger in her beautiful eyes.
"I told you that you wouldn't be able to bear it, but you insisted that it was okay." Li Yang tried hard to hold back his laughter.
It's really funny.
Zhang Yuanying has always exuded a maturity that makes people subconsciously ignore her age. Her emotions are even more stable than most middle-aged people, and rarely experience huge fluctuations.
So at this moment, looking at her shy look, I have to say... I actually feel a sense of accomplishment.
Of course, these are all bad tastes.
"Can we go now?"
Li Yang felt his body stiffen a little, and said with emotion: "Old man, I forgot what time it was the last time I stayed up all night."
"Can we still shoot now?"
Zhang Yuanying asked.
"What do you mean?" Li Yang looked over with a slightly hesitant expression.
"I don't think I'm that nervous anymore." Zhang Yuanying's eyes dodged slightly, seeming a little guilty.
"Really?"
Li Yang was a little surprised and said, "Yes, absolutely. It's just a matter of one shot. It's so simple."
He doesn't like procrastination, so getting things done right away is definitely the best thing.
As for the filming, it’s just the last set of shots, so we don’t need too many people. We just need to call Gao Xixie back.
Soon, the phone call was made.
"Come over here and take the photo."
"What, sleep?"
"For the second season of 'The Rich Son-in-law', do you want me to consider changing the director?"
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