Chapter 32 Looking at the world's affairs, the scenery is better here!
Chapter 32: Looking at the world's situation, the scenery is better here!

After saying this, Ye Xuan whispered to Ouyang Mi.

"It's very simple."

The audience who observed this laughed again.

"How funny, hahaha."

Tian Yu quickly explained.

"No, uncle, I'm not asking you to talk about yesterday. I'm asking you to talk about the past."

Ouyang Mi plucked up her courage and said.

"The day before yesterday? The day before yesterday, we received a notice from the village. Thank you!"

The audience laughed again.

"Hahaha, these two are making sentences here."

"There is an inexplicable sense of humor, it's magical."

"It's totally irrelevant, hahaha."

Tian Yu felt a little helpless, it seemed that he was not direct enough, so he explained.

"Uncle, aunt, I'm talking about yesterday, today, and tomorrow. This isn't yesterday, today, and tomorrow."

The two were a little confused. What was this person talking about?

"The day after tomorrow?"

Ye Xuan asked doubtfully.

"Hahahaha!"

"Honest, too honest."

"Their expressions are so funny, as if they are saying 'what the hell are you talking about', hahahaha it makes me laugh to death."

The audience in the live broadcast room laughed

Tian Yu was a little anxious and patted his right leg lightly.

"Not the day after tomorrow."

"What day is that?"

Ouyang Mi couldn't help but ask out of confusion.

Tian Yu smiled helplessly.

"Not some day."

He explained to the two.

"What I mean is that we should recall the past, comment on the present, and look forward to the future."

"Oh!"

Ye Xuan responded with sudden realization.

"Do you understand?"

Tian Yu asked.

Ye Xuan understood and stretched out his hand, pointing.

"That's the past, present and future!"

Ouyang Mi smiled helplessly.

"That's not yesterday, today, or tomorrow."

"Yes, there is something wrong with your question."

“No one asked that.”

Ye Xuan and Ouyang Mi spoke one by one, and the two smiled at each other.

This host couldn't even ask the question clearly.

They have to summarize.

Thinking of this, both of them felt a lot more relaxed.

"Hahahaha!"

"Hahaha--"

"It made me laugh to death. He is indeed right."

All three judges were somewhat surprised by this.

"They expanded on this topic in such a humorous way, which was very good."

Zhou Xingxing pointed at the screen in surprise and said to the other two.

"Yeah, I didn't expect there is such a way to solve the problem. Ye Xuan is really unexpected."

Chen Sicheng also nodded in surprise.

Shen Teng was laughing so hard. As a comedian, he was more able to sense the fun.

"I think they handled the jokes very naturally, not abrupt, stiff or awkward, and their level is really mature."

Shen Teng's words aroused the approval of the two.

The three judges' words made the audience in the live broadcast room suddenly realize.

"So this is the solution to the problem?!"

"Oh my god, they just asked me about the topic of 'Past and Future' and I didn't even notice it."

“I was so absorbed in their performance that I didn’t notice it at all.”

The audience was amazed and swiped the comments, and sent out special effects such as "666" and "Awesome!" in the free gift area.

For a while, there was a wave of rewarding in the gift area.

Tian Yu tried to smooth things over with a smile.

"I made a mistake."

"Who will speak first?"

Ye Xuan shook his body.

"Let me talk first. I'm prepared."

Tian Yu looked at him in surprise.

"Ready?"

Ye Xuan took out a small red notebook from his right pocket.

He opened the small notebook, stared at what was written on it, and read it word by word.

"The spring breeze is blowing all over the land. The people are really striving hard and working together to cross the century. A flood is nothing."

After saying that, he glanced at the camera. "Thank you!"

"Hahaha!"

The audience in the live broadcast room couldn't help but laugh.

“Is this referring to the floods in the north last year?”

"Good boy, it can be used here."

"Interesting, this time it's not sarcasm, but praise."

"This program is really suitable for the Spring Festival Gala!"

There are all kinds of comments in the barrage.

“This joke is really catchy.”

Everyone said this while clapping.

The three judges couldn't help but applaud him.

“This paragraph is really well written.”

“It’s concise and very concise, and it also combines the timing of last year’s flood disaster.”

"Yes, this just touches on the topic."

The three judges spoke one by one.

They thought Ye Xuan was surprising enough, but they didn't expect he could surprise them even more.

Tian Yu said with a smile.

“It’s a poem.”

Ouyang Mi, who was standing by, also took out a small green notebook from her pocket.

"Is Auntie ready too?"

Tian Yu looked at her in surprise.

"Yes, I'll speak while standing."

Ouyang Mi said.

She stood up, her hands shaking, showing how nervous she was.

"Block your face."

Seeing that she held it too high, Ye Xuan reached out and moved her hand down a little.

Ouyang Mi said nervously.

"The spring breeze is blowing in, and people are in high spirits. But that problem is really annoying. The West is ganging up on us."

After saying that, he bowed to the camera.

"Thank you."

"Hahahaha!"

The audience in the live broadcast room laughed.

"That's good of you to keep up with current events!"

"With this example, the pressure this year is on the Spring Festival Gala production team."

"I think this is better than the Spring Festival Gala. The satire is very satisfying."

Ye Xuan helped her down.

"Why would you thank him for bullying him?"

"It's polite."

Ouyang Mi said in a low voice.

Tian Yu smiled helplessly.

"What kind of conversation is this? This is a poetry competition."

Then he said to the two of them.

"Uncle and aunt, today is Chinese New Year. When celebrating Chinese New Year, we shouldn't talk about those annoying things."

"Let's talk about something happy."

Ye Xuan laughed and pointed at Ouyang Mi and said.

"I told her when I got home that it was not okay for her to write this paragraph."

"The United Nations can't even take care of international affairs, so why bother with them?"

Ouyang Mi said timidly.

"What do you say."

Tian Yu asked Ye Xuan to stand up.

"Uncle, tell me about this great situation."

Ye Xuan immediately stood up holding his little red notebook.

He said with a serious face.

"Dear leaders and comrades."

Tian Yu looked at him in surprise.

"You want to make a report?"

Ye Xuan was puzzled.

"Isn't that okay?"

Tian Yu was helpless.

"Well, okay, go ahead and tell me."

Ye Xuan then continued.

"China is amazing. The grain harvest is great. The floods have been driven away. The people live and work in peace and contentment. Everyone praises the good leadership, especially the people's soldiers, who are hard to find anywhere in the world."

"Overseas, it's more chaotic, with intrigues all the time. Today someone steps down, tomorrow someone is fired, and after the financial crisis, they want to impeach the leader again."

"Looking at the world's situation, the scenery is better here!"

Ye Xuan finally said loudly.

"Thank you!"

"Hahahaha!"

"What a bunch of dirty talk!"

(End of this chapter)