Chapter 31 My name is Baiyun! My name is Heitu! I am 71! I am 75!

Chapter 31 My name is Baiyun! My name is Heitu! I am 71! I am 75!

Chapter 71 My name is Baiyun! My name is Heitu! I am 75! I am !

As Xiao Sa's voice fell, the live broadcast screens in all the rooms went black.

Then the curtain opened.

The much-anticipated Room 13 gradually lit up with white light after a period of black screen.

“I’m really curious about what story they’re telling this time.”

The audience in the live broadcast room clicked the reward button next to them and cheered to welcome the people in Room 13.

Various special effects were flying in the gift reward area next to it, and Room 13 quickly became the most popular room on the show.

Under the watchful eyes of the crowd, Tian Yu's voice appeared on the screen.

Before I saw the person, I heard his voice first.

"Hello everyone!"

"What you are watching now is our Spring Festival special program where we tell the truth."

“What’s special about this show is that we have two special guests.”

Tian Yu walked out slowly, holding a microphone prop in his hand. In this sketch, he turned into the host.

The audience in the live broadcast room posted comments one after another.

"Is the time set to be during the Spring Festival again? Is it to echo what the Weibo Spring Festival Gala director team said?"

"I think Ye Xuan is quite ambitious. All three of his skits are set during the Spring Festival. It seems like he really wants to be on the Spring Festival Gala."

"Maybe he was planning to appear on the Spring Festival Gala from the beginning?!"

Everyone in the live broadcast room was talking about it, and constantly cheering and applauding.

"They are from the rural Northeast, a farmer couple who have experienced many hardships."

"Now let's welcome the two guests with applause."

After Tian Yu finished speaking, he turned and looked towards the entrance.

A burst of music sounded, and two weathered-looking old people, a man and a woman, walked in from the entrance, trembling.

"Oh my god, this makeup artist is so good!"

"I instantly turned into an old peasant!"

"Their way of walking is also very similar. I feel like their acting skills have improved a lot."

The appearance of Ye Xuan and Ouyang Mi shocked all the audience.

They are all young people in their 20s, especially the two of them with outstanding looks, so it is quite difficult for them to disguise themselves like this.

Ye Xuan and Ouyang Mi walked out hand in hand, nervously and awkwardly.

It seems as if he has never seen the world and is very unfamiliar.

"it is good!"

The audience in the live broadcast room cheered on the barrage, and this acting skill deserves their praise.

The three judges all nodded, approving of the two's attire and acting skills.

"Hello, Auntie. Please take a seat."

Compared with the other two, Tian Yu actually looked younger at this moment.

Ouyang Mi shook his hand awkwardly and walked towards the seat.

"Hello, uncle."

Tian Yu prepared to shake hands with Ye Xuan.

But Ye Xuan fell behind, staggered, and almost fell while holding his hand.

"Hahahaha that's so funny!"

“This scene is so vivid.”

"It made me laugh to death. The tension between the two people was really vividly portrayed."

The audience laughed on the barrage.

Tian Yu grabbed Ye Xuan's hand and led him to the table and chairs.

"Please sit down, please sit down, uncle."

Ye Xuan followed him there blankly, and even when he stood in front of the chair, he felt a little nervous.

He was so nervous that he held Tian Yu's hand tightly.

Tian Yu took some effort to pull his hand out of his hand.

His professionalism prevented him from having any emotional fluctuations.

Only after both of them sat down properly did Tian Yu speak to them.

"Uncle and aunt."

"Da da da da——"

A strange sound was heard.

Tian Yu stopped talking and looked towards the source of the voice in a daze.

It was Ouyang Mi who was so nervous that she stamped her feet.

By the way, I also saw Ye Xuan buckling the edge of the seat cushion.

"Hahahaha, I laughed so hard!"

"This is too vivid, that's how I am."

“The acting is really detailed.”

There was laughter on the barrage.

Ye Xuan stretched out a hand and held down Ouyang Mi's legs.

Tian Yu tried to smooth things over.

"I'm a little nervous."

"Is this your first time in a TV studio?"

Ye Xuan and Ouyang Mi's voices were trembling.

"the first time."

Tian Yu consoled him. "I'm a little nervous when I first come to this studio."

"Look, there are so many cameras and so many viewers. Can we relax while we talk?"

The two of them laughed and spoke in barely audible voices.

"Row."

"Okay, let's introduce ourselves first."

Tian Yu said to the two of them.

Ye Xuan and Ouyang Mi stared at him with wide eyes in confusion.

"How do you introduce yourself?"

"Hahaha, this expression is so funny!"

“It feels so dull, hahaha.”

The audience in the live broadcast room laughed.

Tian Yu smiled and said in a friendly manner.

"According to your family's custom."

"Then let me talk first."

"it is good."

Ouyang Mi took over the topic.

She looked towards the camera, stood up slightly, and spoke in a relatively loud and clear voice.

"My name is Baiyun!"

Then he slowly descended, as if he was going to sit back down.

But just at this moment, Ye Xuan stood up, half bent over and continued speaking.

"My name is Kurotsuchi."

Ouyang Mi was about to sit back down, but she straightened up again.

"I'm 71."

Ye Xuan stopped his movement to sit back and stood up.

"I'm 75."

Ouyang Mi simply stood up straight.

"I'm a chicken."

Ye Xuan also stood up straight.

"I'm a tiger."

Ouyang Mi raised her hand and pointed at Ye Xuan slightly.

"This is my husband."

Ye Xuan glanced to the left at Ouyang Mi and patted her shoulder.

"This is my mother."

Ouyang Mi's raised hand froze in mid-air. She slowly turned around and stared at him blankly.

The audience in the live broadcast room burst into laughter.

"Hahahaha!"

"Help! What the hell is this, hahahaha!"

“This is so fun, hahaha!”

Hearing Ye Xuan's words, even the three judges laughed out loud.

"quite funny."

Chen Sicheng smiled and shook his head.

Ye Xuan smiled awkwardly and introduced himself again.

"My old partner."

Tian Yu stood aside awkwardly and nodded.

"Please have a seat, please have a seat."

Then everyone sat down together.

Tian Yu advised.

"Uncle and aunt, don't be too nervous. Don't be nervous."

He was so nervous that he could even say the wrong thing.

Tian Yu comforted the two of them.

"Let me tell you about this talk show. He has topics to talk about."

"He won't be nervous once we talk about the topic."

Ye Xuan and Ouyang Mi looked at him with awkward smiles.

Tian Yu could only continue speaking.

"Today's topic is yesterday, today and tomorrow."

"I think we should change the rules. This time, uncle, you speak first."

Ye Xuan immediately straightened his body and spoke to the camera.

"I stayed at home all night yesterday to prepare, and came here today. I will go back tomorrow. Thank you."

"Hahahahaha!"

"It makes me laugh to death, so honest."

"It's so funny and interesting!"

There was laughter on the barrage.

Special effects and gifts suddenly increased.

The three judges smiled and nodded. This laugh was really natural.

(End of this chapter)