Chapter 169: Which one do you think I should kill first, the pig or the donkey?

Chapter 169: It's Chinese New Year, but we haven't bought any New Year's goods. There's only a pig and a donkey left. Do you think I should kill the pig or the donkey first?

As soon as he said this, the audience in the live broadcast room burst into laughter.

"Hahahahaha! Once bitten by a snake, one will be afraid of ropes for ten years."

"Hahahaha, I'm dying of laughter, hahaha!"

"Tian Yu's blood and tears story hahaha."

"Why is there another person selling stretchers? Did you really sell him the stretcher behind the car?"

"This is really making me laugh to death, hahahaha. Once this opening line is made known, who would still want to seek help from him? He is a veteran victim of fraud."

The old audiences all said in tacit understanding.

The new audience was laughing but also confused.

"What's going on? It feels like they have something we don't know about?"

"Is it that funny?"

“I couldn’t understand some of the words in the comments.”

The new audience members were all puzzled.

The old audience explained it to them.

"The car sales were all scams that Tian Yu had been cheated on before, and he had also been fooled by a brain teaser. As for the stretcher, we don't know anything about it. It's probably assumed that he was scammed again after the car purchase incident."

The enthusiastic explanations from the old viewers in the live broadcast room made the new viewers suddenly realize what was going on.

“So that’s how it is, hahahaha.”

"It's really hilarious. Who would post their own story of being cheated? Hahaha!"

"This Tian Yu is really open-minded, hahaha."

All the new and old viewers in the live broadcast room burst into laughter.

Special effects were flying in the gift area of ​​the barrage, and the contestants watching on the scene couldn't help but laugh.

They have all seen the two works "Selling Cars" and "Selling Crutches", so they can naturally get the joke.

They also didn't expect that Ye Xuan would actually release the third part.

Looking at this familiar painting style, everyone couldn't help but think of the time when they first met Ye Xuan.

His performance of "Selling Crutch" shocked all the contestants and judges.

From then on, he began his journey to becoming a god, overcoming all obstacles and killing everyone in his way.

Seeing this skit at this time, everyone felt a little dazed, as if they had returned to the beginning of the show.

In fact, it hasn't been several months, but it seems like it was a long time ago.

The three judges also smiled and applauded.

Still remembering that at the beginning, they were shocked by Ye Xuan and Tian Yu’s amazing work. They didn’t expect that the group that was not favored by everyone would have come this far.

Hearing Tian Yu's voice, Ye Xuan said with a smile on his face.

"Hello there!"

"Hello there!"

Tian Yu also responded enthusiastically.

"Excuse me, are you Master Tian?"

Ye Xuan pretended not to know him and said to him.

"Ah, who are you?"

Tian Yu said doubtfully.

"I have a question that I would like to consult you directly!"

Ye Xuan could avoid his question and said to him.

"Ah, you say!"

Tian Yu spoke to him enthusiastically.

"We have an old sow at home, black with white spots."

"Oh--"

Tian Yu said in cooperation.

"I got up in the morning, opened the gate, ran forward at a speed of 80 miles per hour, and crashed into a tree and died."

Ye Xuan introduced him in detail.

"Killed?"

Tian Yu said doubtfully, with a hint of uncertainty in his tone.

"Ok!"

Ye Xuan responded.

“Is there something wrong with this pig’s eyesight?”

Tian Yu asked him.

"Both eyes are 1.5."

Ye Xuan said to him solemnly.

“Is there any mental illness?”

Tian Yu asked again.

"I'm mentally healthy."

Ye Xuan said to him.

"Then how could he be killed?" Tian Yu asked puzzled.

"That pig can't think straight."

As Ye Xuan spoke, he raised his head with an inexplicable smile on his face.

Tian Yu said lightly, "Oh~"

The audience in the live broadcast room burst into laughter.

"Hahahahaha!"

"I'm dying of laughter, hahahahaha!"

"You are just blaming someone else for what he is doing. Hahahaha."

"Tian Yu hasn't understood yet, it really saved his life, hahahaha!"

"I am dying of laughter. He even called Tian Yu a pig~"

“Hahahahaha! I’m dying of laughter too, haha.”

The audience in the live broadcast room laughed.

I didn't expect the show to be so funny at the beginning.

The contestants at the scene also applauded enthusiastically.

"That's so funny, hahahaha, this skill is really powerful."

"It's such a natural performance, without any artificial acting at all."

"I'm really dying of laughter, hahahaha, Tian Yu has been fooled again."

The enthusiastic applause from the contestants on site infected the three judges.

The three judges couldn't help but applaud, and the stars who had just joined looked at Ye Xuan and others on the big screen with happiness on their faces.

Before, they could only watch Ye Xuan's performance on their mobile phone screens, but now that they are here in person, they feel very happy watching Ye Xuan's performance while feeling the atmosphere.

This feeling is much better than watching it on a mobile phone or TV screen.

Even because they are also participants and have become competitors of Ye Xuan, they will be more excited and feel more involved.

The audience in the live broadcast room couldn't help but laugh when they saw this scene.

“Hahahaha, I feel like my idol’s eyes are full of stars of admiration.”

"It made me laugh to death, watching my idol chasing stars online."

"It's really a wonderful experience, watching one show and getting two feelings."

The audience in the live broadcast room couldn't help but laugh.

Ye Xuan gestured proudly to his two apprentices and waited quietly for the voice on the other end of the phone.

Tian Yu reacted and said with some dissatisfaction.

"I say you are a dishonest person. You don't play by the rules!"

"You have to press three for a brain teaser!"

The audience in the live broadcast room laughed.

“Hahahahahaha – not playing by the rules!”

“This sentence is so accurate! It feels like a new meme has been born.”

“This part is so funny.”

The contestants at the scene also smiled and applauded.

The three judges couldn't help but smile and nodded.

“This is an interesting opening.”

“Those previous openings were different.”

"It's a sequel after all, so there's no need to introduce too much."

The three judges spoke one after another.

Tian Yu said into the microphone.

"In that case, I also have a question."

"You said."

Ye Xuan accepted the challenge without any fear.

"It's Chinese New Year, and we haven't bought any New Year's goods. We only have a pig and a donkey left. Which one should I kill first, the pig or the donkey?"

Tian Yu said to him slowly.

Hearing this question, Ye Xuan subconsciously said it without thinking.

"Then you kill first-"

Before he finished speaking, he covered his phone and spoke to Ouyang Mi and Reba.

"I'll give you two a chance."

Ye Xuan told them.

The audience in the live broadcast room laughed out loud.

"Hahahahaha!"

"So cunning and crafty, hahaha!"

"Ye Xuan: Let me test you."

The audience also laughed and applauded.

(End of this chapter)