Chapter 168 Kung Fu Part
Chapter 168: Kung Fu Part 3
After a brief silence, a white light flashed and everyone stared at the screen with bated breath.

On the left side of the stage, Ouyang Mi and Reba pushed a wheelchair onto the stage, and the person sitting in the wheelchair was Ye Xuan.

Each of them wore a beret, Ouyang Mi wore a white jacket, and Reba wore a brown jacket.

Ye Xuan was wearing a navy blue Mao suit.

He was holding a mobile phone in his hand and was pushed to the center of the stage by Ouyang Mi and Reba.

The old viewers in the live broadcast room cheered enthusiastically.

"Hahahaha! I wonder what the performance will be like this time!"

"Family, this wheelchair looks familiar?"

"I am dying of laughter. These two beauties are dressed so rustically. Hahaha."

"It's not that it's tacky, but after putting it on, I feel like there are two secret agents standing behind me."

The old viewers in the live broadcast room all laughed.

The new audience watched the show with a puzzled look on their faces.

Reba’s fans are heartbroken.

"Why is my Reba dressed like this?"

"Is this the price of being in a comedy? This is too ugly."

"Calm down, calm down. I can only advise you that this is all for the sake of art."

Their hearts almost broke when they saw Reba’s rustic clothes.

But after all, it was her first time performing in a skit, so it was impossible to blame Ye Xuan for changing Reba's clothes into this.

After all, this is Ye Xuan's home court, and the costumes required for many skits are rather rustic. There is nothing Reba's fans can do but suppress their heartbreak and continue watching.

After Ye Xuan was pushed to the center of the stage by the two, he retracted the antenna of his mobile phone and stood up.

"Oh my god, what an old phone. It must be from the last century."

"I only saw this type of antenna mobile phone in the 90s and early 00s. Now they are all smartphones."

"Family, honestly, why do I feel so familiar?"

The old viewers in the live broadcast room all talked about it.

Ye Xuan smiled happily, stood up, walked a few steps, stretched out a hand towards the camera and said.

"I heard he's not a chef anymore, he's working on the anti-fraud hotline now!"

"How dare you say that? I won't be fooled again!"

"The cruel reality has already hit my psychological defenses!"

"If I don't sell him something this year, I won't be able to fulfill the topics I promised to the audience!"

Ye Xuan's opening paragraph left new viewers confused.

"What is that? I don't quite understand."

However, the old viewers in the live broadcast room were alerted.

"I'm going to go, I'm going to go?! It can't be what I think it is?"

"It dawned on me!"

"A sequel to Selling Cars?!!"

"Fuck!"

"What the hell! A sequel to 'Selling Cars'?!"

"Of course it is! The series about selling cars and crutches. Was Tian Yu a chef at first? Ye Xuan is a big liar who made him crippled. And here there is also a wheelchair selling scam!"

“I didn’t expect that I could actually see the sequels of “Selling Cars” and “Selling Crutch”?!”

"Is it true or not? Are we just guessing?"

The old audience said this with great excitement.

But they can't be 100% sure.

The new audience looked at the words on the barrage with confusion.

"What do you mean by selling cars and crutches?"

"What are you talking about?"

“Is this a series?”

The new audience had not watched the previous shows and were all full of questions.

In the comments, enthusiastic old viewers explained it to them. "Although I'm not sure if this is a sequel, Selling Cars and Crutches is just as the name implies. A liar named Da Huyou sold crutches to Tian Yu, who didn't need them. In the episode of Selling Cars, he also sold a wheelchair to Tian Yu, who didn't need a wheelchair. It's really interesting."

"Do you know the hot memes that appeared on the Internet some time ago?"

"Take two steps. Take two steps if you are not sick!"

"What kind of bicycle do you want?"

These explanations on the barrage made some new viewers suddenly realize.

Especially when they saw these memes, they seemed to have recalled long-lost memories.

"Oh my god, I know this joke! It turns out that Ye Xuan wrote this show?"

"I was wondering why some people keep using this joke recently. Did they say it after watching this show?"

"Good boy, it turns out that the source of all evil is here."

After the reminders from the old viewers of the barrage, most of the new viewers have some understanding of the previous story.

Even those who had not seen those sketches accepted the premise of this story very smoothly.

Although they had not seen it, after getting a general idea, they roughly knew that Ye Xuan was going to deceive Tian Yu again.

If this is really the third work in the "Selling Crutch" series.

The audience in the live broadcast room were watching them intently.

Reba took a step forward and whispered to Ye Xuan.

"Master, come in!"

Ye Xuan said proudly.

"Don't worry, make a harassing call first."

As soon as these words were spoken, the audience in the live broadcast room burst into laughter.

"Hahahaha-"

"I am dying of laughter, hahaha."

"He even knew he was making a harassing call, hahahaha."

The new audience had never seen such a scene. The fans who had originally stayed just for the stars were now unconsciously attracted by Ye Xuan's humor.

Reba took a step back, and Ye Xuan started pressing keys on his phone.

As he pressed the numbers, he looked toward the right side of the stage.

After a while, he finished dialing the phone and a phone rang in the live broadcast room.

Ye Xuan put the phone to his ear, and the screen in the live broadcast room turned to the right side of the stage.

A simple reception desk appeared in front of everyone.

There was a blue advertising cloth with the words “Anti-Fraud Consulting Company” written in large yellow fonts, and a phone number was written on the front desk.

After the phone rang for a while, Tian Yu walked to the front desk in a neat suit, holding a paper fan, under the gaze of everyone.

There were four large calligraphy characters written on the fan: Never be fooled.

The audience in the live broadcast room burst into laughter after watching it.

“This appearance is too funny.”

"Hahahaha, Tian Yu has turned the tables and become the master."

"I am dying of laughter. This word is really full of his blood and tears."

“Never Be Fooled, hahahahahaha!”

Old audiences all know the meaning of these four words, but even new audiences who have not watched the first two films were amused by his appearance.

Tian Yu picked up the phone at the front desk and spoke seriously.

"Hello."

Ye Xuan said on the other end of the phone.

"Hello."

Hearing the voice on the phone, Tian Yu began to speak the company's opening remarks into the phone.

"I'm here to lend you a pair of eyes to help you avoid scams. I'm Lao Tian, ​​a veteran scammer. I can make a clear judgment based on my years of experience as a scammer."

"If anyone wants to sell crutches, press one. If anyone wants to sell cars, press two. If anyone wants to give you a brain teaser, press three. If anyone wants to sell a stretcher, just dial 110!"

(End of this chapter)