Chapter 151: Playing Poker
Chapter 151: Playing Poker
He fell right off his chair making everyone laugh.

"Hahahaha-"

“He actually fell down hahaha!”

“This really shocked everyone.”

"Why is a 500,000 yuan appearance fee so shocking?"

"I feel like this period background is also very old, it looks like it must be from the 90s at least."

"It should be. The atmosphere created by the whole skit is very much like that era."

Ye Xuan looked at him in shock.

"How many?!"

"Half a million!"

Tian Yu said to him.

"50 is equivalent to the half-year output of our factory!"

Ye Xuan said to him in shock.

Tian Yu held up the business card and spoke to him confidently.

"This 500,000 yuan is the price for the charity performance."

Ye Xuan got up from the ground in shock.

"Wait a minute, wait a minute. I don't believe I can't take care of him! How can he take so much money?"

After saying that, he took out a bunch of business cards and looked at them, then finally took out one and slapped it on the table.

"Head of the Taxation Bureau!"

Ye Xuan said proudly with his hands behind his back.

The contestants on site and the audience in the live broadcast room all laughed out loud.

"Ha ha ha ha--"

"I am dying of laughter. What a strange train of thought!"

"What a wild idea! How did you come up with this?"

“It’s really amazing.”

The audience in the live broadcast room talked about the special effects flying in the gift area.

The contestants at the scene couldn't help but smile and applaud.

“Hahahaha! This is so real.”

"Director of the Tax Bureau! Hahahaha! In charge of all celebrities."

"This is a sure kill."

The contestants at the scene couldn't help but say.

The three judges also applauded and nodded, praising Ye Xuan and Tian Yu.

“This design is quite clever.”

"It looks like playing cards, but it's actually a veiled attack."

"It's just a little less funny. If you want to understand this joke, you need some social experience."

The three judges spoke one after another.

Ye Xuan looked at Tian Yu's puzzled expression and explained to him.

"No matter how much you earn, you still have to pay taxes according to the law! Not a penny less, drink!"

"Okay! I'll drink this wine!"

Tian Yu didn't play tricks on him and accepted the penalty drink.

"You can't do without drinking, hahaha."

Ye Xuan said to him with a smile.

Tian Yu drank the wine in one gulp.

Then he looked at his cards and said.

"Okay! Watch!"

After Tian Yu finished speaking, he took out a business card from the pile of business cards.

"Director of the pharmaceutical factory!"

Ye Xuan directly threw out a business card.

"Director of a fake medicine factory."

Tian Yu looked at him in shock.

The audience in the live broadcast room all laughed.

"Hahahaha! The fake pharmaceutical factory director hahaha!"

"Killing me."

"Where did the fake pharmaceutical factory director get his business card? Who would print their own factory as a fake pharmaceutical factory?"

"It must be a fake pharmaceutical factory that we found out about afterwards."

"Hahahahahaha!"

“How can fake pharmaceutical companies control the real ones?”

Tian Yu also asked the same question.

"Can you, the director of a fake pharmaceutical factory, manage the real thing?"

Ye Xuan spoke to him directly.

"No matter how good your medicine is, if I use your trademark to make fake medicine twice, your brand will go bankrupt immediately."

He smiled at him smugly, and actually explained it to him.

"Hahahaha! That's what you should say."

Tian Yu laughed.

The audience in the live broadcast room also laughed out loud.

"Hahahahaha—this sophistry is absolutely amazing."

"I was actually convinced by him."

"That's amazing, what a socialite."

"Should be called the Great Sophist."

"It's not really sophistry. To some extent, it makes sense."

“Yeah, it feels quite ironic.”

The audience in the live broadcast room said one after another. Tian Yu searched among his business cards and finally found one and put it on the table.

"Who cares! Photographer!"

"Shoot——?"

Ye Xuan looked at the card pointed at him in confusion.

"Can you, the cameraman, control my fake medicine factory manager?"

Tian Yu explained to him.

"Quality travels thousands of miles, giving you thorough exposure! Let you get in right away!"

"Let's drink!"

Tian Yu said to him with a smile.

"Then I'll drink."

Ye Xuan was also convinced by his logic. He didn't have any bigger cards.

So he grabbed the glass on the table, poured himself a glass of wine, and then drank it all in one gulp.

He gulped down the wine and finally put the glass on the table with a dull sound.

"I'll give you a killer one!"

Ye Xuan said to him eagerly.

"out!"

"A monk!"

Tian Yu was not afraid of what he said.

"Okay, Japanese monk."

Ye Xuan was shocked and said to him.

"No, they are all monks. Why do you care about me, a monk?"

Tian Yu laughed at him.

"Hey, the monks from outside can chant sutras."

Tian Yu smiled at him.

"Huo! This is called specious arguments. I see!"

Ye Xuan said to him.

"This is called learning, old classmate!"

Tian Yu retorted.

"When you were in school, you didn't study hard. You even copied my answers during the exams every day."

Tian Yu pointed at Ye Xuan and brought up old grudges.

After hearing his words, Ye Xuan was not convinced.

"You have no conscience!"

"what happened?"

Tian Yu said doubtfully.

"Did I copy it for nothing?!"

Ye Xuan retorted.

"Whenever you got beaten, didn't I avenge you?!"

He patted his chest and said to him.

“This guy is really.”

Ye Xuan turned away arrogantly.

Hearing what he said, Tian Yu started arguing with him again in dissatisfaction.

"After you avenge me, I still have to take him to see a doctor!"

The audience in the live broadcast room burst into laughter.

"Hahahahahahaha – this old account never ends."

"I am dying of laughter, hahaha! This is just like a quarrel between elementary school kids."

“That’s absolutely amazing, hahahaha!”

"The relationship is really good, but we can still quarrel."

"Yes, if the relationship is not good, I dare not quarrel, for fear of offending the other party."

"This way of quarreling is so nostalgic. This is how I used to quarrel with my good friends."

The quarrel between the two did not affect their relationship.

Tian Yu continued to throw a card and said to him.

"Two doctors."

"A veterinarian!"

Ye Xuan threw it out and said.

The contestants on site and the audience in the live broadcast room all laughed uncontrollably.

“Hahahaha – what kind of thinking is this?”

"What kind of divine logic is this!"

"I am dying of laughter, hahahaha!"

The contestants applauded and laughed so hard that they bent over.

"It makes me laugh to death. The veterinarian is in charge of the doctor."

Tian Yu picked up the business card and spoke to the camera.

"Can this one veterinarian supervise two doctors?"

"Now beasts are more valuable than humans!"

Ye Xuan said to him.

"Our neighbor has a puppy, and he was wearing red shorts a few days ago, hahaha."

As Ye Xuan spoke, he stood up.

"I asked him what he meant, and he said this year is its zodiac year."

Everyone laughed when they heard this, and the contestants on the scene applauded enthusiastically.

(End of this chapter)