Chapter 150: Playing Poker Part
Chapter 150: Playing Poker Part 4
As soon as these words came out, everyone laughed out loud.

"Hahahaha! Very insightful hahaha!"

"Indeed it is!"

“It’s a social phenomenon right now.”

Ye Xuan smiled secretly after saying this.

"You continue to draw cards, come on, hahaha."

Tian Yu laughed along with him.

"Hey! Old classmates, look carefully! My chairman is also a woman! She won't fall for your tricks, so let's drink, hahahaha!"

The audience in the live broadcast room burst into laughter.

"Hahahahaha! A killer kill!"

"Strike back!"

"I am dying of laughter, hahaha!"

The contestants at the scene were also happy.

"Can we do this? Hahahaha!"

"Killing me."

“That’s amazing, hahaha.”

The three judges couldn't help but laugh out loud.

“Hahahaha, this part is really interesting.”

Ye Xuan looked at his female chairman, stunned for a moment, then immediately reacted.

"Then I'll get a male secretary!"

"Oh - no!"

Tian Yu quickly held down his hand.

Everyone burst out laughing.

"Hahahaha! You're trying to cheat again!"

"So cunning! Hahahaha!"

"Ye Xuan is so flexible!"

Ye Xuan couldn't help but smile as he held his hand.

"Hahaha, this card has landed, let's drink, drink."

Tian Yu said to him with a smile.

"Wait a minute!"

Ye said while still struggling.

"I'll give you a big one!"

He drew a card from his deck.

"This guy has a lot of titles."

"Go ahead."

Tian Yu said without fear.

Ye Xuan recited seriously.

"Nominal consultant of Huaxia Co., Ltd., nominal manager of Shenzhou Unlimited Co., Ltd., honorary director of United Multinational Co., Ltd., nominal director of International Global Co.—"

"Stop thinking about it, stop thinking about it!"

This string of titles gave Tian Yu a headache, so he asked Ye Xuan to speak directly.

"Which unit does he belong to?"

Ye Xuan said to him.

"The phone number is 6785423. Please call Aunt Liu from the alley."

"A pay phone?!"

Tian Yu said to him in shock, and then snatched the business card from Ye Xuan's hand.

"What the hell is this?"

The audience in the live broadcast room laughed.

"Hahahaha, I'm dying of laughter, hahaha!"

"Haha, this is a shell company!"

“This is just made up, hahaha!”

The contestants at the scene also laughed.

"It's so funny. What a classic liar's business card."

"Hahahaha, I've encountered this before."

"Hahahaha this is so funny. This part is so ironic."

All three judges couldn't help but applaud.

“This should be a satire on shell companies.”

"And there are those liars who give themselves a lot of titles."

"And there are those who are nothing but follow the trend to print business cards."

The three judges said.

Tian Yu also saw through the truth of this business card and said to Ye Xuan.

"You are all fake and deceiving. Drink, drink!"

"Okay, let's drink."

Seeing that there was no way to get away with it, Ye Xuan could only drink the glass of wine with a smile.

He drained the glass of wine in one gulp and licked his lips.

"Come on! I'll take care of you!"

"it is good!"

Tian Yu responded and drew a card from his deck.

"A famous actor—!"

"Tabloid reporter!"

Ye Xuan immediately played a card.

"Tabloids—?"

Tian Yu looked at the cards on the table in confusion, and stopped talking.

"Tabloid reporters care about famous actors?" He said, looking at the cards in disbelief.

Ye Xuan explained to him.

"I specially make up gossips about you. Today they say you're having an affair, tomorrow they say you're getting a divorce, and the day after tomorrow they say you're the third party. In a few days you'll be notorious, hahahaha!"

Ye Xuan shook his head and smiled proudly.

Tian Yu pointed at him and smiled silently. After hearing what he said, he felt that this logic was indeed impeccable.

"Drink, drink!"

Ye Xuan smiled at him.

The audience in the live broadcast room all laughed.

“Hahahaha – this is too ironic.”

“It seems that the stars are high and mighty, but in fact, it is these reporters who really control the stars.”

"That's absolutely true."

The audience laughed and the contestants applauded.

"Oh my god, that's all I can think of."

"Your mind works too fast."

“This script is so ironic.”

The three judges were also looking at the big screen attentively. When they read to this point, the script finally showed some of his strengths.

Tian Yu drank a glass of wine and regrouped.

"Great! Look at this one, movie star!"

Ye Xuan directly threw out a card.

"TV star!"

"Oh? No way!"

Tian Yu denied it, how can TV stars compare to movie stars?

Ye Xuan said directly.

"Who has the time to watch movies nowadays? I just watch TV at home. No matter how bad the acting is, I'll just make myself familiar with the actors first, hahahaha!"

The audience in the live broadcast room applauded enthusiastically.

"Hahahaha! That's so true!"

"It's so real. I haven't been to a movie theater in a long time."

"Yeah, when I was a kid I basically watched TV at home, and when I got older I watched my phone."

"Hahaha awesome."

The contestants at the scene also applauded.

"So true."

"Ye Xuan's lines are still so straightforward."

“It’s absolutely amazing.”

The three judges all nodded, indicating that this was indeed the trend of change.

Tian Yu thought about it and played another card.

"On the tube! A crosstalk performer! Not only is he familiar, but he's also popular."

Ye Xuan played another card.

"Press on! Sketch actors! Crosstalk is clearly no match for sketches nowadays! Hahahaha."

The audience in the live broadcast room all laughed.

"Hahahahaha!"

"This wave is firing!"

"I am dying of laughter, hahaha! The crosstalk performer was shot even when he was lying down."

The contestants at the scene all widened their eyes in surprise.

"That's too bold of you to say."

“Hahaha! But crosstalk is indeed a little inferior to skits.”

"Ye Xuan is so awesome."

The three judges all nodded with smiles on their faces.

Tian Yu smiled and nodded, extending his hand to him.

"Don't worry, don't worry!"

He pulled a business card from his deck and placed it on the table.

"I don't care about you! A famous Peking Opera performer, a first-class actor! Your monthly salary is just over 300 yuan!"

Ye Xuan looked at his cards and directly pulled out one of his own business cards.

"Isn't it just over 300 yuan? Whatever! The appearance fee for a popular singer is 3 yuan!"

He said proudly as he crossed his legs.

Tian Yu looked at the cards with some confusion.

"I said thirty thousand!"

Ye Xuan emphasized to him again.

Tian Yu objected.

"I said no? Peking opera is the quintessence of Chinese culture. Every move is a true skill. You—"

"It's useless!"

Ye Xuan quickly interrupted him.

"Have you not heard people say that nowadays, 10 years of hard training behind the scenes is not as good as three minutes of singing by a singer, who earns 3 yuan for his appearance?"

"drink wine!"

Ye Xuan said to him.

"Good good."

Tian Yu finally figured it out.

"If you say that, it's none of your business!"

He pulled a card from the deck.

"A third-rate singer from Hong Kong or Taiwan, with an appearance fee of 500,000!"

Hearing this, Ye Xuan was so scared that he fell off the sofa.

(End of this chapter)