Chapter 99 Yan Chixia: What the hell are you?

Chapter 99 Yan Chixia:? What the hell are you? (Additional chapter )
Although he felt that what Zhang Tian said was a bit strange, Xiao Yanzi was ultimately unable to overcome Zhang Tian. The two of them changed their clothes and slipped out of the prince's mansion.

Actually, it’s not really secretive.

Just walk out of the door with arrogance.

He also asked the butler to arrange a carriage.

He just went out for a stroll, and he had guards following him.

After all, the surrounding cities are all the fiefdoms of Prince Ning. Who would be so blind as to dare to offend the people in Prince Ning's mansion?
Or the little prince?
Do you know what feudal monarchy and the supreme imperial power were back then?
Be careful or your entire family will be executed.

The eggs were mixed up.

Pour boiling water over all the ant holes in your home!

Zhang Tianxing rushed to Lanruo Temple, but regretted his decision soon after. The main reason was that the journey was too boring. The road was full of bumpy dirt roads, and dust was raised all over the sky when he ran.

But the good thing is.

Lanruo Temple is indeed not far from the city.

It’s only ten miles!

Zhang Tian was stunned, but Xiao Yanzi beside him was still sighing, "If there were no rumors that this temple is haunted, I wonder how many people would stop here. It's really close to the city."

He couldn't help but think of it.

When I was young.

In order to save a few cents on carriage fare, he followed his father and walked thirty miles to the city to sell vegetables. His father carried the load on his shoulders, and he followed with some sundries. There was no place to sleep in the middle of the night, so he spread a piece of land on the side of the road. He slept in fear, fearing that it would rain.

There is no place like Lanruo Temple that can shelter from wind and rain.

Zhang Tian was impressed by the perseverance of the ancients. You have to know that if modern people were faced with the choice of spending several thousand dollars to stay overnight and walking twenty miles to live in the wilderness, they would definitely choose to spend a few thousand more dollars.

For nothing else.

Just because of walking or something, it's so inhumane!

Zhang Tian immediately patted his chest and said, "Don't worry, Xiao Yanzi, I will definitely help you eradicate those hateful female ghosts in Lanruo Temple and give you justice!"

The two men walked forward.

I saw the Lanruo Temple in the jungle. It was broad daylight but it looked a little gloomy. There was even a slight cold wind blowing, and I could faintly smell a slight rotten smell.

Xiao Yanzi was originally timid.

I was almost scared to tears at this moment.

They were trembling and crying, "Little Prince, Little Prince, let's go back quickly..."

"Humph, what are you afraid of? Confucius said, "Supernatural powers are everywhere!"

Zhang Tian was talking nonsense in a serious tone, "There are no ghosts in this world. It's just that many people are afraid of ghosts, so ghosts exist in this world. If you don't believe me, let me ask you, have you ever seen a ghost?"

Xiao Yanzi was stunned.

It seems that there really isn't.

Just as he was stunned, he suddenly heard a burst of laughter in his ears, which scared him so much that he almost pulled Zhang Tian to run away, but found that he couldn't pull him at all.

I saw a burly man walking out of the Lanruo Temple quickly. He had a leopard head and round eyes like Zhang Fei. His face was like smooth iron with a gleam, and his beard was black and long, like steel.

Even though Zhang Tian had expected this, he couldn't help but sigh. This version of Yan Chixia in front of him was really ugly. He had abandoned the advantages of Guan Yu and Zhang Fei and absorbed their shortcomings. It was like a thesis, full of flaws, and it made people silent on the spot.

That's right.

The person in front of him was Yan Chixia!
After all, apart from him, there is no one else who looks so burly and ferocious that even ghosts are afraid of him, and he is so brave that he dares to live in a ghost nest and survive.

Only he can do it. Zhang Tian still had some admiration in his heart, and felt that Yan Chixia in front of him had one ten-thousandth of the courage of Emperor Huang Tian back then. He ran to block the spring alone and blocked it at Lanruo Temple to prevent those female ghosts from coming out to harm people and being sucked of the yang energy by the tree demon grandma.

Just a pity.

He only has one ten-thousandth of the courage but not one ten-thousandth of the strength. Otherwise, not to mention the tree demon, even if the Black Mountain Demon came, he would be roasted on the fire and eaten.

Yan Chixia was still staring at him, "Hey! Whose ghost are you? Why don't you leave immediately? You dare to stay in this haunted place. You are really another stupid scholar."

He killed countless demons and monsters in his life. He should have been respected by the world and could be called a Buddha or an ancestor in terms of merits, but he was not respected at all.

Instead, he just opened his mouth like the little guy Zhang Tian in front of him, saying, "There are no ghosts in this world, so how can you slay demons and eliminate monsters?"

It’s just that!

Just like when he was an official in the imperial court before, he had clearly done the work and made contributions, but his boss just opened his mouth and took all the credit and put all the blame on him.

And those corrupt scholars who only know how to read.

He doesn't even have the ability to distinguish right from wrong.

hateful!

Therefore, Yan Chixia had no good feelings towards scholars, and his attitude towards Zhang Tian was not very good either. However, Zhang Tian did not explain. Instead, he put his hands on his hips and looked smug, "Did you pretend to be someone else and wanted to occupy the Lanruo Temple, but I exposed you?"

"hehe!"

Yan Chixia laughed on the spot, but he didn't argue with Zhang Tian too much. After all, he looked like a child. So he threatened, "Do you know how scary that ghost is? It will eat your flesh, drink your blood, and peel your skin. If you really encounter it, what will you do?"

"I know some Kung Fu!"

"That's not enough."

"Yeah, I can also speak!"

This time Yan Chixia laughed even more wildly. The Analects? What the hell is that?
He had seen too many great scholars who thought they had mastered the essence of reading, but ended up encountering demons and monsters and were all scared to death.

How many years of reading can a little guy who looks like he has only been weaned for a few years read, and what kind of things can he learn from reading?

"Hahaha! You are such a shameless boy, so stupid, dumb as a pig, three times dumber than the man bewitched by a ghost, even more stupid than that corrupt scholar..."

Yan Chixia cursed with a smile.

Because in his opinion, Zhang Tian’s speech was a huge joke, as if he was saying that money was something that fell from the sky, didn’t it?
But soon he stopped laughing.

Zhang Tian's face turned red and he was so angry that he jumped up and down. He took out a copy of the Analects from somewhere and was looking for something quickly.

Yan Chixia found it funny on the spot. Do you want to cram for the exam and read the Analects to let Confucius come out and beat me?
"You don't have words to say, but you have strange power and chaos!"

“I say: When three people walk together, there must be one who can be my teacher!”

Zhang Tian was reading seriously, while Yan Chixia was still laughing and making trouble, "Little guy, do you know what these two sentences mean?"

Zhang Tian said with a serious face.

"I say, if you encounter a demon, don't be afraid. Beat it with brute force and it will surrender on its own."

"I say, if three people can't defeat them, a division can be used!"

Yan Chixia: Huh? What kind of bullshit Analects is this?

He looked confused.

He was stunned to see hundreds of burly, strong and muscular men appearing behind Zhang Tian, ​​staring at him hungrily.

Yan Chixia: ...

Oh no, this kid has really learned something!
(End of this chapter)