Chapter 133: Rabbit, there is something wrong with you!
There has always been an unsolved mystery in Under One Person.

So what exactly was the Jiashen Rebellion back then?
Are the so-called Thirty-Six Righteous Men composed of the geniuses from various major sects and families gathered by Wu Gensheng? Their talents are too strong and they are feared by various major sects?
Or are the effects of the eight unique skills they have mastered too amazing?

Or rather.

They discovered the ultimate secret!
Talented people emerge in every generation, and each of them leads the trend for hundreds of years. Some major sects have been passed down for thousands of years, and geniuses and evildoers emerge in endlessly. But why are they able to comprehend the eight unique skills, and comprehend all eight of them!
Did they discover something?
The dream that has always lingered in the hearts of the extraordinary people and has been pursued for thousands of years is to become an immortal!

The strange man becomes immortal!

The old Taoist priest Zhang Zhiwei asked this question at this time. Although he had never met Zhang Tian, ​​he also understood how terrifying the other party was. He was adopted by the Nadutong Company and was born sacred. He could practice the Golden Light Mantra to perfection at a glance and even changed it into other versions at will.

He doesn't look like a toddler at all.

Seems to have great wisdom.

Isn’t this the legendary reincarnation of the immortal?

Facing the old Taoist's questions.

Zhang Tian did not answer because he did not know how to answer. If he was a god, then maybe he was, because he could do things that many people could not do, such as calling the wind and rain, flying in the sky and hiding in the ground, flying with a sword thousands of miles away, and even deciding the life and death of others.

But he could not achieve the abilities of the immortals in the legend, such as living as long as the heaven and earth, traveling through the heaven and earth in an instant, bringing the dead back to life, and giving dead trees new life.

Seeing that Zhang Tian didn't answer.

The old Taoist priest sighed, "People like you shouldn't appear..."

He couldn't imagine it anymore.

Back then, just a little bit of news about the existence of an immortal caused a war in the alien world, not to mention the existence of this suspected immortal in front of him.

It's more than a sensation!
Not to mention the circle of extraordinary people, I'm afraid the whole world, even those foreign devils, will cast a prying eye on us.

The immortal is indeed powerful.

But can it withstand the airplanes and cannons of modern technology, and the bombardment of 10,000 nuclear bombs?

Even if immortals can live.

The one who died because of the immortal.

I'm afraid it must be in the tens of thousands!

The old Taoist priest didn't say anything, but Zhang Tian, ​​who had lived for thousands of years, could tell. He couldn't help laughing. He never expected that he would cause such trouble by just randomly finding a world to study the Book of Life and Death.

If you are practicing magic.

How wonderful it would be!

Hehehe, everyone, come and buy it. This is the Chinese Yanlong Immortal Foundation. The threshold for the fund is very low. It doesn’t require one million or five hundred thousand. Just ninety-nine and eight, ninety-nine and eight!

Anyone who purchases the Hua Xia Yan Long Immortality Foundation can enter the Human Emperor Banner of Zhang Tian, ​​the helmsman of the fund, and become an immortal with the immortals, ascend to the fairyland, and become a part of the lofty heaven.

Conquer such a vast empire.

Become an immortal and become an ancestor.

Just now!

Zhang Tian felt that his Ten Thousand Souls Banner, bah, the black Human Emperor Banner fund would definitely sell very well and could make at least 1 trillion yuan. After all, even a fund manager who had been losing money could hold hundreds of billions of yuan. As an immortal, wouldn't he be stronger than the other party?

But Zhang Tian still resisted the urge.

He looked at the six and a half-story exquisite pagoda of the Mysterious Heaven and Earth above his head. It was the result of the merits he had accumulated from three worlds over nearly a thousand years, and he couldn't just squander it.

"I see……"

"No one will know I exist!"

Along with Zhang Tian's low voice, he has made the simplest decision. Perhaps he does not need to make the world his enemy. He just needs to make sure that the whole world cannot find him.

Let those who have seen him.

Just shut your mouth!
at this moment.

Zhang Zhiwei, the old Taoist priest who has been invincible in the world for decades, finally understood what it means to be truly invincible and what it means to be a true immortal.

I saw him sitting cross-legged on the table.

The pupils were originally one black and one white.

Restored to its original appearance.

The vast spiritual power expanded behind him and transformed into thousands of extremely dazzling red palms, covering the sky and the sun, crossing the houses, and rushing directly into the sky, continuously extending outwards, like a giant net, directly covering the entire Longhu Mountain.

"This is?"

Mr. Tian and Tian Jinzhong's pupils dilated in shock, because this was the second time he had seen this thing, which was the Soul-Ming Technique performed by that kid Lu Liang from the Lu family.

It's clearly the Eight Great Skills!

It's clearly a double hand!
Don’t think that I won’t recognize you just because you change your name!

What shocked him was that although the two-fisted fighter had eight unique skills, it was not as exaggerated as yours, and the range was not as large, right?
Old Lu.

Old Lu.

You are one of the Ten Lords, come out and say something!
While Lu Jin, who was chasing Yuan Tao at the foot of the mountain, happened to meet Lu Ci and others who had rushed over. They had just come down the mountain when they heard that something had happened in Longhu Mountain and that a Quanxing monster was coming to attack the mountain, so they immediately rushed back.

But before they could get up the mountain, they saw the powerful Qi falling from the sky, which frightened them so much that their faces turned green.

Especially Lu Ci.

When he saw such a terrifying number of red hands, covering such a wide area, and accurately finding every person, his expression became so ugly, so shocked, and so unbelievable.

In front of these full hands!
He and the entire Lu family seemed to have become clowns!

"what is this?"

"It's so scary, I can't stop it at all!"

"This is the Lu family's soul-clearing technique!"

Some sharp-eyed passers-by recognized them at a glance, but it was too late for them to ask Lu Ci, because the pair of red hands had already penetrated into everyone's body and then disappeared in an instant.

Everyone present turned pale.

The body is shaking.

It’s just because they have an inexplicable memory in their minds. After going down the mountain today, they are forbidden to talk about what happened in Longhu Mountain tonight. If they talk about it, their memory of today will be erased. If they talk about it again, all their memories will be erased directly!

This is a taboo!

What kind of method is this?
Fairy?
Everyone was extremely shocked.

But no one dared to try.

Lu Jin looked at Lu Ci with anger, thinking that it was a trick of the other family, but seeing that Lu Ci also had a bitter look on his face, he understood in his heart that even the other family's master who practiced the Soul Ming Technique could not escape.

terrible.

very scary!
No one dared to say anything, but the looks they gave each other revealed the horror in their hearts. Something big must have happened on Mount Longhu!

But none of them had the courage to go up the mountain, and they left quietly. The news about Quan Xing's attack on Longhu Mountain, which had caused a sensation in the Yiren Forum, suddenly came to an abrupt end, and even under some kind of harmonious mysterious power, it vanished into thin air and disappeared completely, as if it had never happened at all.

Zhang Tian stayed in Longhu Mountain for a while.

I read through all the Taoist scriptures and the practice and research on Qi that the other party had collected over thousands of years. Although the power was not as strong as in the real world of cultivating immortals, it had all kinds of strange little tricks.

Like those full hands.

Able to modify souls and memories.

The full version can even modify the body.

Zhang Tian felt that this skill was very good. If he got injured someday, he could perform surgery on himself and also stuff two more kidneys into himself. His mother no longer had to worry about not being able to hold her grandson, but would have to worry about whether his wife could bear it or not.

If you travel through time to cultivate immortality.

Travel to the world of witchcraft.

When encountering various high-qualification requirements, Zhang Tian can also directly change his spiritual root attributes and physical requirements through double players, and even modify an innate holy body. "Haha, I am an ancient holy body."

"Me too!"

"I am the innate holy body of Tao."

"Me too!"

"Hehe, I was born with supreme bones!"

"Me too!"

"I was born to love animal milk!"

"Uh... I only drink human milk. I admit that you are awesome!"

After learning a bunch of useless little knowledge, Zhang Tian went straight back to Nadutong and lived a life of being kept by a rich lady. Anyway, the other party was extremely rich, so he became a useless person who lived a life of idleness and waiting to die.

Anyway, the other party has so many.

For example, the giant panda.

South China tiger.

What?

It wouldn't be too bad to have one more Zhang Tian.

Anyway, those things can just howl a few times and act cute. Zhang Tian can do that too!

I'll make one for you on the spot.

It can scare you half to death.

But soon, Zhang Tian got bored. He felt that since he had traveled through time, he should do something and leave something behind, otherwise his trip would have been in vain.
So he originally came here to study the Book of Life and Death.

But it seemed that the old master's tenfold comprehension had reached its limit, or perhaps he had not found a way and had not yet come up with anything.

So Zhang Tian planned to do something else.

What to do?

Zhang Tian chose to open Zhihu, then posted a message as an ordinary person, contacted Lao Zhao, and put himself at the top position.

"Thank you for the invitation. I have become an immortal and just returned to my home planet China. I want to study some things for ordinary people. What should I study?"

As the most popular one in this era.

This news is not particularly eye-catching.

Even the quality is not that high.

But what many netizens find unbelievable is, is this fucking official?
Or is it the one with the Chinese character "国"?

Suddenly the enthusiasm rose!
I even had some strange thoughts in my mind. Could it be that our great motherland is so powerful that it captured an immortal from the moon and brought him back, torturing him and preparing to squeeze some money out of him?
I knew it!

The introduction to Qi training and the classification of realms issued by the Education Bureau a few days ago are all true!

The matter of cultivating immortals can no longer be hidden!

So there were all kinds of strange answers.

"That must be technology. A cultivator's brain is very useful. He can comprehend such a difficult cultivation technique. If he switches to technology, he must be a technology expert."

"Do nuclear fusion! I would like to call you dear academician!"

"What do you think? Shouldn't we let the big boss teach us the cultivation techniques?"

"Damn! It's as if you can become an immortal if you learn the immortal cultivation method. It's obvious that you haven't experienced the hardships of society. You can't make money by working hard, and you can't become an immortal by cultivating immortals!"

"666, I am speechless."

"Big brother, do you have a secondary profession of cultivating immortals? I don't mean the kind that writes pornographic books. Do you have any pills? My dad is sick, and I need a resurrection pill."

"Hiss, I want one too."

"Do you have any elixir that can prolong my life? I think my grandfather might not be able to survive, and I want to stay with him for a while longer."

"Life and death are determined by fate, and wealth and honor are determined by heaven. Although life and death are regrettable, I hope that the big guys will not deal in elixirs or anything like that. After all, life and death are the greatest fairness in the world, and ordinary people are already exhausted from living."

"Alas, I suddenly feel that the appearance of some people may make our lives even more miserable in the future..."

"How about a machine that can cure all diseases?"

"Is there a teleportation array? I take the subway to work every day, it's so annoying. If there is a teleportation array, it would be so cool."

"Takeaway boy, courier boy: Damn it, they're coming for my job!"

This strange post quickly sparked heated discussions, with tens of thousands of replies and even became a trending search, attracting ridicule from news officials.

Could it be that it was done by a temporary worker who goes everywhere?
Nadutong remained silent.

No response was given to this matter.

Zhang Tian found something that was very suitable for the current national conditions and would not cause sensitive reactions from other countries among the responses of tens of thousands of netizens.

That is……

Liuku Immortal Thief!

Also one of the Eight Great Techniques.

Its function is quite unique and very powerful. It has a terrifying nickname, called the Saint Thief. It strengthens one's internal organs and six energy-absorbing organs. It can instantly absorb and digest swallowed substances and turn them into the strongest nutrient it needs.

Moreover, it can absorb the spirituality from various energy objects and transfer it to the host, thereby increasing some wisdom.

But it has a small side effect.

That is because humans are the most spiritual creatures among all things, so those who have practiced the Six Treasury Immortal Thief to perfection have an inexplicable desire for humans, just like venom, and like to eat human brains!
Zhang Tian made some minor modifications.

After all, he was a man who had easily modified Fenghou Qimen, Jinguan Curse, and Shuangquanshou, and had also developed human-immortal martial arts. Wouldn't it be a piece of cake for him to modify a Liuku Immortal Thief?
"Well, first of all, you need to have a strong digestive function. You can digest whatever you eat. Your teeth are quite good! You will definitely not lose your appetite!"

"And you need to have a strong self-healing ability to keep your body in the healthiest state. No matter how much you train, it won't get bad and you won't get sub-healthy!"

"You can absorb the spirituality from the food and feed it back to yourself, making yourself wiser and smarter!"

Zhang Tian felt that the upper limit of the Six Treasury Immortal Thief after his modification was really low, and it seemed to be of no use. If he were placed in the world of immortal cultivation, he would probably be spit on.

He shook his head.

It was thrown directly to Zhao Fangxu. This big shot who was in charge of hundreds of thousands of people and had seen countless ups and downs actually cried.

Within a few months.

A strange kind of radio gymnastics has inexplicably appeared across the country, and it has been included in the college entrance examination. If you practice well, you will get extra points.

The kind that adds 200 points!

Not practicing well...

Go to college!
This inexplicable behavior made the Western eagles almost laugh out loud. They thought our president was invincible, but they didn't expect there was someone more courageous than them.

Hahahahahaha!

Ten years later...

The eagle fell silent as he watched the group of rabbits who swept all the prize money in the Olympics, ran faster than Captain America, had better endurance than Captain America, and were particularly tough.

Aren’t we making a science fiction film?

It's not a trailer!

Look down again.

Ah? Nantianmen Project?
Huh? The Galaxy Battleship taking off?
Huh? Fully controlled nuclear fusion?
Huh? Dyson Sphere Program?
Huh? A plan to colonize Mars?

Eagle: "No, there's a problem! Rabbit, there's something wrong with you!!"

(End of this chapter)