Chapter 124: Damn! Toad Blood?
Zhang Chulan was smiling very proudly. He originally thought that he was one of the thickest-skinned people in the world, but he didn't expect that there were people who were braver than him.
He pulled Xu Si aside and pointed at Zhang Tian and laughed so hard that he almost cried. "Hahahaha, Brother Xu Si, is this the person your company arranged to win the championship? He looks like he's still breastfeeding!"
"Let him win the championship?"
"I'm not that thick-skinned!"
Congratulations to the third grade students of Cha Cha Primary School for winning the first prize in the science competition. The topic was to study the function and mechanism of mutant genes in the occurrence and development of colorectal cancer!
Oh my god!
Elementary school students are so awesome, right?
It's Yuange's puppet control technique, right?
Zhang Chulan laughed out loud. At this moment, he was laughing extremely happily and had no idea of the seriousness of the problem.
Xu Si, who was being pulled by him, broke out in a cold sweat. He no longer looked as nonchalant as before. He silently withdrew his hands, put his hands in his pockets, and looked away.
Xu San even pushed his glasses up, revealing some cold sweat.
Wang Ye showed a meaningful expression. He didn't know where this Zhang Chulan came from, but he had something to say to him.
Boy, you are so brave!
Even Sister Baoer, who didn't know much about the ways of the world, nodded very seriously and gave the most objective evaluation, "You're dead."
Zhang Chulan is a smart guy.
As he was laughing, he suddenly noticed something was wrong. He looked at the expressionless people, then at Zhang Tian who also had an expressionless face, and swallowed his saliva.
I was cheering myself up in my heart.
Just a young child.
What other means are there?
Don't be afraid! You won't die!
And this time.
Zhang Tian turned around thoughtfully and said to Wang Ye, "I remember you, young man, whispered something in my ear before. It was the spell used to spy on the secrets of heaven. What was it called?"
The king was ashamed.
It was the first time he realized that the Taoist scriptures he recited in Zhang Tian's ear had become nagging noise.
Fortunately, the big guy in front of me has a good temper.
If I had lost my temper and slapped myself, I would probably have hugged the founder of Wudang Mountain and cried.
"It is the inner vision technique practiced by the sorcerer. In that inner vision, the sorcerer can fall into an extremely quiet state, and his mind can reach the peak, so that he can cast spells and peek into the secrets of heaven with greater precision and at a lower cost!"
"And the secret technique I mentioned at the end was created by one of my Wudang ancestors. It has a very strong blessing effect on the inner scene and is the most powerful skill of my Wudang."
Wang Ye's eyes flashed with a hint of pride. This was not only Wudang's strongest unique skill, but it could even be called the strongest unique skill of all Taoists in the world, the miraculous Eight Wonders Skills!
But when he thought of Zhang Tian in front of him, that sense of complacency disappeared instantly. After all, the so-called most powerful skill, Fenghou Qimen, was only heard vaguely by this gentleman and he modified it casually.
really.
After hearing this, Zhang Tian shook his head and said, "Wrong, all wrong, it shouldn't be used like that..."
He turned his head.
There are no words.
A vast Tai Chi diagram flashing with yin and yang colors flashed under their feet, instantly taking everyone into the scene.
Zhang Chulan had never seen this thing before. Maybe he had seen it when he was very young, but he definitely had no memory of it.
He looked around in amazement.
But I didn't see it clearly at all. I just vaguely saw a lot of rotating Bagua diagrams, and then I returned to reality in an instant.
There was a group of people waiting at the airport just now.
It was actually empty at this time.
Zhang Chulan was the only one left!
This frightened the college student who had not yet graduated and he ran away, yelling and cursing as he ran, "Damn it, didn't we agree to be in a scientific society? How could we see a ghost in broad daylight?"
Where he couldn't see.
Zhang Tian and his group were still standing there, but as if they were invisible. Both Zhang Chulan and passers-by subconsciously ignored them or even walked around them.
This hand.
Wang Ye was so envious, "Grandmaster, I want to learn this invisibility technique. I really want to learn it!"
If you learn this technique.
Go to the bathhouse or something.
Wouldn't it mean we don't have to spend money anymore?
What a wonderful spell!
Grandmaster, you really know how to have fun!
Zhang Tian glanced at him. He was just using some little tricks he had learned. They could deceive the five senses and the vision of ordinary people to achieve the effect of invisibility. It was just some unorthodox methods.
But to be honest.
He really knows how to be invisible!
In the world of A Chinese Ghost Story, Yan Chixia knew this spell. Not only was it invisible to humans, even ghosts couldn't see it. To be honest, it was a very powerful spell.
So Zhang Tian can do it too.
But he doesn't teach.
It would be great if he could do this kind of thing by himself!
In case it is handed over.
What should he do if a lecherous woman lusted after his body and came to his house in the middle of the night and cracked through his window?
Very scary!
Zhang Tian said calmly, "You haven't practiced Fenghou Qimen correctly, and you haven't used the so-called inner scene technique very well. Since you are my descendant, I will show you a technique. If you learn it, there will be few people in this world who can be your opponent."
Wang Ye was naturally talented.
He easily learned the Fenghou Qimen, which ordinary geniuses would not be able to master for decades. In the later period, he even directly fought against the Ten Masters. Although they only fought a few simple moves, it must be said that his strength is definitely that of a master among the younger generation.
But it's a pity.
What he encountered was not the world of martial arts, not the world of internal force where people’s vitality and blood decline as they get older, and their fighting power decreases. Instead, it was the world of strange people where people become more powerful and passionate as they get older, and young people can only huddle up and become old scoundrels!
So in the end, Wang Ye was forced out of Wudang. No one knew where he had gone to hide while being hunted down. He had not been seen for a long time.
Wang Ye didn't know what the future would hold, but he was particularly interested in spiritual practice, especially when he heard that Zhang Tian, who claimed to be the emperor of the Ming Dynasty, had read the secret book passed down by an old antique who had seen demons, his ears perked up, as this was definitely a good thing.
"I learned this secret technique from a treasure of an immortal. I haven't given it a name yet, so I'll call it..."
Zhang Tian pondered for a while.
The immortal treasure he mentioned was the supreme treasure he obtained from A Chinese Ghost Story, the Book of Life and Death that controlled the fate and life and death of thousands of people!
"It's called..."
"The Book of Troubled Times!"
"Once this method is released, the martial arts world will be in fear, the world will be in chaos, even ghosts and gods will be afraid of it. This is the source of the chaotic world!"
"The first method of the Book of Troubled Times is to borrow luck. Good luck will disappear and bad luck will come!"
As Zhang Tian flicked his finger, Zhang Chulan, who was running wildly, felt his eyelids twitching, as if he had some inexplicable sense of foreboding.
As he looked around.
I don't know where he got a sack, but he put him in it, carried him on his shoulders and ran away, looking at the people around him in amazement.
In broad daylight.
Robbery a civilian man?
So exciting!
Everyone immediately shouted, "Come quickly, grab the man, grab the man."
The loud shouting immediately made the people around him look bright-eyed. They rushed over and shouted, "Don't be afraid, handsome guy! I'm here to save you, brother!!"
That's called passion.
That's so passionate.
"Ugh……"
Feng Baobao was confused. "Why? There are so many men. How come they are more enthusiastic than those in Sichuan?"
"Ahem, baby, times have changed!"
With a group of big men trying their best to rescue him, Zhang Chulan got out of the sack with a pig's head on his head. He raised his middle finger to the people around him and spoke in a slurred voice, "I'm going to fuck you, you thieves, you guys are really good at playing, you're all in the same group, right? Kick me in the face! Are you jealous that grandpa is more handsome than you?"
He angrily yelled at the culprit, "You're just an amateur. Who the hell kidnaps people at the airport? Besides, who are you? Why are you helping me?"
The big man smiled awkwardly and looked apologetic, "Sorry, I tied the wrong person. I thought you were Daniel Wu."
"I'm kidding you! What's that look in your eyes? He and I are so different, how can you admit your mistake?"
"Moreover!"
"Yanzu is a grown man, why did you tie him up?"
The only answer he got was the sturdy man's chuh, which made Zhang Chulan shudder all over and feel a chill.
He felt that he was far away from the mark!
I feel like I've encountered some evil spirit today.
For no apparent reason, he was mistakenly identified and put into a sack. For no apparent reason, he was almost locked up by a thug. For no apparent reason, he was beaten up by a group of people.
Could it be that the little kid named Zhang Tian was behind this?
Zhang Chulan was inexplicably frightened.
He ran away like a rabbit.
But he felt a flash before his eyes, and the whole person ran into Zhang Tian's inner scene again. He understood instantly that it must be Zhang Tian's doing.
"Humph!"
"Don't think that such a little trick can make me, Zhang Chulan, surrender!"
"I would rather die than surrender, you little devil is just a little devil!"
Zhang Tian was not in a hurry.
He flipped through the book in his hand and said, "This is the second method of the Book of Chaos, called Heavenly Questions. As long as you look at a person, you can see his past and future."
"Ah."
"Let me turn it over."
Zhang Chulan also heard this, and he almost laughed out loud. What kind of book about troubled times? What kind of bullshit is Heavenly Questions? How can one see the past and the future?
You think you are an old Taoist priest, and you can tell the future five hundred years in the past and five hundred years in the future just by counting on your fingers!
Lord! I don't believe it!
"Zhang Chulan, grandson of Zhang Xilin."
"Huh, pretending to be a ghost!"
"You actually know the origin of the Eight Wonders and even the Golden Light Curse of Mount Longhu?"
"you!!"
Zhang Chulan was already a little uneasy. After all, that was a secret he had hidden for more than ten years. That wasn't right. Some kind-hearted people already knew it. It wasn't calculated. It wasn't calculated.
"You're a grown man, but you were put under the virgin blood? And you even carved something on that thing?"
"!!!"
"Hiss! Doesn't that mean you've lived for more than 20 years and are still a virgin?"
"!!!"
"Then how do you satisfy your physiological needs? I'm afraid this spell can't even do masturbation, right?"
"..."
"Doesn't it hurt when you get up in the morning? Doesn't it hurt when you see a beautiful woman?"
"thump!"
Under the strange half-smiles of the crowd, Zhang Chulan knelt on the ground and kowtowed to Zhang Tian repeatedly, "Grandpa, Grandpa, please put away your magical powers. I surrender. From now on, I, Zhang Chulan, will be your slave!"
"Please drive me as you please, and whip me as you please!"
"Don't ever treat me like a human being!"
"Ahhhh!"
(End of this chapter)