Chapter 101: Wish for a Beautiful Young Woman

Facing Zhang Tian’s opportunity.

Even though Yan Chixia's back teeth were almost broken from envy, he still endured it, with no change on his face, as if he didn't care at all.

He said secretly in his heart.

Keep up the high-handedness, keep up the high-handedness!
We can't let this half-grown boy look down on us!
So Yan Chixia pretended to be surprised and said, "Oh, you actually have such an opportunity. I thought I was the only one in the world."

He stroked his beard and said, "Thinking back to the time when I was young and wild, holding Huang on my left and Cang on my right, I was proud of my youth, full of righteousness, and would not tolerate even the slightest grain of sand in my eyes. I would kill any corrupt official I saw, and since then my name has spread to the twenty-six provinces of Guandong, Guangxi, and the rest of the world!"

Yan Chixia had a proud look on his face, "People in Jianghu call him the ruthless judge."

For ordinary people.

The Iron-Handed Constable who manages the twenty-six provinces of Guandong and Guangxi!

He is quite a well-known figure!

Yan Chixia wanted to show off in front of Zhang Tian. You didn’t expect that I was very glorious in the past.

But what he never expected was.

Zhang Tian frowned, pondered for a long time, and turned around to ask Xiao Yanzi beside him uncertainly, "The ruthless judge who terrorizes the twenty-six provinces of Guandong and Guangxi...what kind of official is this?"

Xiao Yanzi was also a little hesitant, and then answered vaguely, "Maybe it was the subordinate of Governor Li who knelt down to you last year..."

Yan Chixia: Ah?
He almost couldn't hold it in. Although he was called the ruthless judge by the people in the underworld, his actual official position was just a constable.

No matter how high the level of a constable can be, how high can it be?

I'm afraid I may not be able to meet the governor in my entire life!
The governor had to kneel down and salute the little guy in front of him...

hiss……

He didn't think that the two little guys in front of him were lying. After all, the clear stupidity in their eyes couldn't be faked.

I guess this little guy in front of me must be from a wealthy family. Even the governor had to kneel down when he saw him. His status...

I'm afraid his surname is Zhu?

Yan Chixia's attitude changed immediately, and he quickly changed his words, "That was in the past. I resigned from my position a long time ago, but guess what, luck came and I fell into a cave. I inherited the teachings of a master and practiced hard for ten years before I achieved this level of cultivation!"

He was elated.

He started the path of cultivation when he was in his thirties. Without any guidance from an expert, he relied on his own efforts and in just ten years he was able to easily kill those century-old monsters.

Even the demon king, the tree demon who had practiced for hundreds of years and occupied a certain area, could not do anything to him.

Can this be called a word?
Extraordinarily talented!

Extraordinary understanding!
This was also something Yan Chixia was proud of, but unexpectedly Zhang Tian asked back with confused eyes, "Do you need to practice hard to learn these things? Can't you learn them while playing?"

Yan Chixia: ...

Okay, okay, I know that you are extremely talented, self-taught, and can turn the Analects of Confucius, which is supposed to be reasonable, into reasonable Chinese language. You are quite a talent!
He wished he could give himself a slap.

I have already seen this kid's abnormal behavior. How can I show off my understanding in front of him?

Ugh……

I used to brag about it...

Looking at Zhang Tian's half-smile, Yan Chixia knew that he had to do something ruthless, so he took the package behind him and slammed it on the table.

Then, with a look of pride in his eyes, he asked, "Guess what this is?"

There is a stunning treasure in there. If anyone were to tell others about it, it would scare a lot of demons and monsters to death and make a lot of practitioners gnashing their teeth in envy.

Just because the things in this package are... But before Yan Chixia could open his mouth to show off, he stared in amazement at his package shaking on the table, and then as if it had grown legs, it arched towards Zhang Tian.

This made Zhang Tian confused.

"Ugh?"

Zhang Tian thought that Yan Chixia suddenly had a change of heart and wanted to become a treasure-delivering boy and give his good things to him.

Unexpectedly.

Yan Chixia pounced on the package as if he had lost his wife, hugged it tightly as if he were his wife, and sat in the corner without saying a word.

This sudden strangeness.

Zhang Tian was also confused. He couldn't figure out what was in the package. Something that could move...

What could it be?

I've been thinking about it over and over again, but I still can't figure it out.

So Zhang Tian didn't bother to think about it and just lay down on the shop he had just cleaned, ready to take a nap. After all, when it was late at night and everyone was asleep, a beautiful woman who couldn't stand the loneliness would come knocking on the door.

Maybe there will be a 'big war'!

But you can't lose your energy.

It has to last at least half an hour, so that those female ghosts can see the world! See what a top-notch hunk is!
Xiao Yanzi also lay aside, staring at the muscular man Kong Fuzi who was guarding the door, his face full of curiosity. He glanced at the bearded Yan Chixia who was pretending to be dead, then lowered his voice and asked in a low voice.

"Master, did you really learn this from reading a book?"

The book of Analects.

He had heard that it was a book of great culture, but unfortunately when he was young, his family was poor and sent him to the palace, where he could barely have food to eat and survive, let alone study.

"um, yes!"

"Master, I heard from Arnold in the reading hall that there are a lot of good things in the book?"

"Of course, there is a saying that goes, 'Books contain beautiful women and golden houses.' As long as you read well, you will have whatever you want in the future."

"Hey, who is Yan Ruyu?"

"A very beautiful girl. According to legend, if you hold this ancient ceremony on a full moon night, you can welcome her arrival. She will dance for you under the moon. It's quite beautiful."

"Oh……"

Xiao Yanzi said "oh" and then whispered, "I don't want someone that pretty. My requirements are not high. I want to find someone who is kind-hearted, not ugly, and most importantly, considerate. Well, she should be smart, so that the child can go to school and make a name for himself. It would be great if she can be thrifty and manage the household well. After all, my family is so poor. Oh, yes, it would be best if she can also respect her parents. After all, my parents are really good to me and leave all the food and drinks for me..."

"Um……"

"My request is just that simple..."

Zhang Tian fell into silence, while Yan Chixia, who was pretending to be asleep, suddenly burst out laughing on the spot.

Are you looking for a wife?

Are you making a wish here?!
"Your conditions are indeed a bit difficult, but I have a good candidate. There is a group of female ghosts outside Lanruo Temple who are very hungry. The requirements are not high. Just a man will do."

Xiao Yanzi shook his head violently.

Female ghost? That sounds scary!
Are there really strong men in the world who dare to sleep with female ghosts?
"No female ghost... Actually, I have another candidate. Confucius once said that a woman three years older than you can hold a golden brick, a woman thirty years older than you can give you the kingdom, and a woman three thousand years older than you can become a fairy!"

Zhang Tian chuckled. He felt that he and Nie Xiaoqian were a good match. And you, my friend, you and that tree demon grandma are also a good match!
That's a sexy young woman!
Even Captain America, Iron Man, and Loki fell under each other's spell.

It’s worth marrying her!

(End of this chapter)