Chapter 1: Cultivating Immortality? Rebellious Disciple Against Master!

"Hey, Zhang Tian, ​​why aren't you updating your porn book?"

"Ah! What kind of pornographic book is that? That's clearly the Spring and Autumn Annals I wrote with all my heart!"

Facing Zhang Tian’s curse.

The man who asked the question suddenly realized, "So it's called Chunqiu. He sleeps with women from spring to autumn. This kind of perseverance is indeed a role model for our generation."

Zhang Tian: …

"Did I say something wrong?"

The man slapped his forehead in annoyance. "Oh, I remember now. The protagonist in the book slept with four twin sisters named Spring, Summer, Autumn and Winter. They looked exactly the same and had a telepathic connection with each other. But..."

There was a look of great confusion in his eyes. "Shouldn't the quadruplet sisters be called Spring, Summer, Autumn and Winter? Why are they called Spring and Autumn? What about the two twin sisters Xia and Dong?"

Zhang Tian: …

Looking at the curious eyes of the person in front of him and the weird looks of the passers-by around him, Zhang Tian suddenly felt hopeless.

There was once a saying.

When the wind blows, even a pig standing on it can fly.

but now.

Zhang Tian wanted to add the second half of the sentence: When the wind is right, pigs can fly, but people cannot.

Like now.

He had clearly traveled to a different world and lived for more than ten years, but he had no way of becoming a king or leading the life of a feudal landlord. Instead, he almost became a slave.

At the beginning, both parents died.

The clan occupied the houses and lands.

If Zhang Tian hadn't been smart and ran fast, he would have been sent to the palace to be a eunuch under the pretext of finding a way out and supporting himself.

This treatment.

Zhang Tian almost thought that he was a part of the Qidian Orphanage, a protagonist at least. Although there was no slap in the face from the landlady to bring him back to reality, his hungry stomach made him understand one thing.

Even if he's the protagonist.

Don't eat when you are hungry.

You will die too!
Therefore, Zhang Tian relied on his experience of watching countless movies and absorbed many essences from the countless websites he collected, and wrote many best-selling "Spring and Autumn" books!
That unique perspective.

Such rich emotional description.

That's a bold plot setting.

He instantly became famous!

Although we couldn't become rich people in this small town, at least we had enough food and clothing, and could be considered a well-off family.

And the young man in front of him with a righteous face.

That's his old customer.

Don't be fooled by his decent appearance. He looks like a gentleman and is about 80% as handsome as Zhang Tian.

Actually.

He is very sultry inside!

Every new issue of Zhang Tian’s book, and even the books he had written before, were all treasured by the other party, who even bought two copies.

Beautifully named.

Such a good thing, I want to pass it on to my son!

good good!
Facing his loyal old fans, Zhang Tian could only say sorry, "Brother Liu, I'm really sorry. I don't plan to write books anymore. I'm going to Sanqing Mountain to cultivate myself."

That's right.

This world is not a simple and ordinary feudal society.

But there are real immortals who can fly into the sky and hide in the ground.

Not just a legend.

But it really exists, and Zhang Tian even saw it with his own eyes.

That was why he chose to live in this town, simply because it was the closest mortal town to the immortal cultivation sect Sanqing Mountain.

There are even many people who go up the mountain to worship and burn incense every day, and see with their own eyes the disciples of Sanqing Mountain flying into the sky and hiding in the ground.

It is a sect of immortal cultivation with real abilities!

And now.

It is time again for Sanqing Mountain to recruit disciples as it does every three years.

I would like to ask you, which man doesn’t have the dream of becoming an immortal, flying into the sky, and traveling between heaven and earth?
So Zhang Tian chose to try his luck.

But unexpectedly his words.

But this caused Brother Liu in front of him to laugh out loud, "Cultivate immortals, you are the only one who wants to go to Mount Sanqing to cultivate immortals? Hahahaha!"

It’s not that he was laughing at Zhang Tian.

Mainly because of the cultivation of immortality. The main focus is on a state of mind.

The most basic requirement is to have no distracting thoughts and to be in harmony with heaven and earth.

You are the one who writes about the Spring and Autumn Annals.

Think you're suited for this?

But suddenly.

This old fan named Brother Liu suddenly had an extremely shocking thought in his mind. He stared at Zhang Tian with wide eyes, "You, you ...

in those days.

What a great shock his young mind received when he saw the book.

"Ah! Don't slander my innocence. That book was not written by me, but by another great writer!"

"Oh, I know. I have a friend. I have a friend."

Brother Liu gave Zhang Tian an ambiguous look that every man could understand, and it almost made him become autistic on the spot.

He felt as if there was no need for him to practice cultivation.

In case a fight breaks out.

The man on the other side suddenly looked excited, rushed over to him and said, "Boss, I'm your fan, your young woman writes very well."

"Boss, I'm also your fan. When I was cultivating, my cultivation wasn't that good either."

"Boss, I'm also your fan. I enjoyed watching your hypnosis series so much!"

All the innocence is gone!

As if he had noticed Zhang Tian's resolute attitude, Brother Liu finally came to his senses and seemed to realize that Zhang Tian was not joking and that the other party really wanted to cultivate immortality.

But he still couldn't help asking, "Are you sure you want to go to Sanqing Mountain to cultivate immortality? The kind of serious cultivation, not to become a traitor to your master?"

"..."

Is my character so bad?
"Well, if you really want to cultivate immortality..."

Brother Liu crossed his hands in front of his chest, a trace of laziness flashed across his face. He was still the same person, but there was an inexplicable feeling that his temperament had changed.

Zhang Tian originally thought he had seen it wrong.

Until the other party spoke, "Originally I wanted to get along with you as an ordinary person, but since you want to cultivate immortality, there is no other way. Once you enter the door of cultivating immortality, you will be like a mayfly, and you will know my vastness and majesty."

"Xiongwei? Yours is very big?" Zhang Tianxia looked down subconsciously, with doubt in his eyes, "I can't tell at all!"

Brother Liu: …

He was so angry that he said, "You idiot, a cultivator has a very high level of cultivation and can control every part of his body to make it bigger or smaller. It's impossible for a mortal like you to see it."

"what!!"

"And when I say majestic, I mean my cultivation and my status, you're just a fool with a brain full of Spring and Autumn!!"

He said bluntly, "You are not suitable for cultivating immortals at all. I have seen your qualifications. You are just an ordinary person. Even if you join Mount Sanqing, you will only be a menial disciple. You may not even be able to become a Taoist child."

Say so.

Zhang Tian's heart suddenly sank.

He found out that he had poor aptitude before he even started practicing Taoism. Isn't this equivalent to the same treatment as Han Li? His future is bleak!

As for talent and understanding.

In his previous life, he was only a few points away from being the top scorer in the college entrance examination, scoring 500 points. I guess he was not a very talented person.

Neither aptitude nor understanding is good enough.

There is no background.

How can one cultivate immortality like this?

This is also the reason why Brother Liu advised him not to go to Sanqing Mountain and to continue living peacefully in the small town at the foot of the mountain.

It’s a bit ordinary, but it’s much better than doing odd jobs in the mountains!
There is no shortage of servants on the mountain.

But there can’t be a lack of a master who writes pornographic books and, ugh!, the Spring and Autumn Annals at the foot of the mountain!

Brother Liu thought Zhang Tian had accepted his fate, but he suddenly heard him say, "Brother Liu, have you ever seen the sun at four in the morning?"

Uh……

"I've seen it. One year, Junior Uncle lost a bet with Junior Sister and turned into the sun. He hung in the sky for a month and was severely scolded by the headmaster."

Zhang Tian: Uh...

"Actually, what I want to say is that I am a very hard-working genius!"

“Try to open the store at 3pm?”

Zhang Tian: Uh...

Stop pretending!
Dark blue!

Give me some more! Fill it up!!
(End of this chapter)