Chapter 1: A Ninja School Student Who Traveled Two and a Half Years Away!
"Dohei, wake up... you're going to be late!"

The continuous shouting woke up Tang Ping who was sleeping on the desk.
What came into view were two teenagers, one fat and one thin, and they were currently in an empty and simple classroom.

"Have you forgotten that today is the graduation exam?"

The fat man's eyes were full of helplessness.

'Graduation examination?'

Tang Ping remembered.

Today is the day of the graduation examination, so he stood up immediately.

"Ying, Koji, let's go!"

After saying that, he quickly walked out of the classroom.

"Wait for us!"

The two young men behind him also followed.

Yes, Tang Ping is a time traveler.

Naruto world!

A world he had seen in anime before traveling through time.

It’s just that this is the real world, which is much larger and more realistic than anime.

Many places are even more terrifying when you think about them carefully.

At the same time, the place is also the center of the world.

Konoha Village!
It’s barely a good start.

Successfully traveling through time and space, and still being tall, poor and handsome, was originally a very happy thing.

But if you travel through time to the world of ninja, that would be speechless.

Because this is a world where human life is worthless, ninjas have to go to the battlefield to kill people at a very young age, and the mortality rate is frighteningly high.

Faced with such a dangerous world, having traveled for two and a half years without a system, of course he had to choose to 'lie down'.

You have to lie down!

If you really dare to shout something like "My fate is in my own hands", you will definitely be sent to the private room of the torture department.

Ninja!
But he is a professional with extremely keen intelligence, and he will really take action if there is any doubt.

Moreover, all kinds of secret techniques and methods cannot be kept secret even by the dead.

That's why ninjas need to deal with their own bodies after they die.

Coming to such a cruel and dangerous world, how could Tang Ping not accept his fate and lie down?

And today is the final moment.

As long as he fails the assessment, he can just lie back and live off his wife.

Once you become a ninja, you will become a tool of the village. Even if you are given a mission that you know will result in your death, you must still carry it out. Leaving the village without permission will be regarded as treason and you will be hunted down.

Only by becoming an 'ordinary person' can one escape from the dangerous and cruel system of ninja.

Therefore, Tang Ping had been planning since the beginning of the time travel.

Now there is finally a chance.

As long as you behave badly enough today, you will have a chance to get away with it.

While thinking about this, Tang Ping and his two best friends headed towards the training ground.

The two people around him are his best friends.

The fat boy is called Honda Takashi, and his dream is to become the biggest businessman in the ninja world.

The other one with a cold expression is Yamama Koji, who is from a small ninja clan and dreams of reviving the glory of the Yamama family.

Ah!
After two and a half years of operation, with Tang Ping's special solicitation and PUA, they have become half-brothers.

As a time traveler who has roughly watched the Naruto anime, Dou Ping also met those future protagonists.

But his attitude is to 'keep a distance'.

Because in the dangerous ninja world, the people around the protagonist are the ones who die the fastest.

If you don't have that kind of luck, you'll be courting death if you get close.

As a time traveler with small arms and legs, he'd better not join in the fun.

To survive is to win.

Just like a certain Obito-kun, he can be as cool as he wants when he is hiding, but as soon as he jumps out, not only does his coolness drop drastically, he also dies instantly.

A certain classmate of Ban was a master of hiding himself. He was completely invincible when he was diving, but as soon as he jumped out, he was backstabbed by a filial son.

Finally, it was a certain master of the Pure Land who came up with new ideas and style and became the final winner.

All of this illustrates one truth.

Stay safe, we can win.JPG
With these excellent "predecessors" as role models, it's no wonder that Tang Ping is content to just lie down and live a quiet life.

Who made this world so dangerous? The more you dance, the more miserable you will die.

Practice... He has traveled through time for two and a half years, and no matter who looks at him, he is always the last one, the kind that can't even be a ninja.

Pay attention, this is the real tail end,

He is not like classmate Obito who just entered the school and was ranked last due to various accidents, but is actually quite strong.

Soon, they arrived at the training ground.

But I found that something was wrong.

Too many people!

Those figures standing on the walls, trees, and roofs are all important figures in the village.

The most eye-catching one was, of course, the figure wearing a Hokage hat and a long robe, standing in a corner of the training ground surrounded by a group of people.

Hokage Sarutobi Hiruzen!

He is also the leader of Konoha.

However, Tang Ping's gaze was directed towards the person next to him, whose right eye and right hand were wrapped in white bandages and whose left hand was holding a crutch.

The pot shadow group!

Audacious, ruthless, cold-blooded and selfish are definitely the best descriptions of the other party.

Don't offend the other party, even if it means offending the Third Hokage of 'Gentleman Sword'.

Anyway, Tang Ping has been avoiding the other party because of his status, for fear of being "favored" by the other party.

Fortunately, the other party's favor is only for geniuses.

He was not interested in a real poor student like him, otherwise Tang Ping would have to find a way to run away.

When he first traveled through time and found out he was in Konoha Village, the first thing he wanted to do was run away.

But the village in the anime is extremely loose and any Genin (Nizuka:??) can leave, but the reality is completely different from the anime.

Under the extremely strict guard and defense, not to mention ordinary people, even the jonin can't escape.

After he figured out the true situation of this world, he became even more reluctant to leave.

Human life is not as valuable as a dog’s!
This can really be said outside of Konoha Village.

Ordinary people did not have enough food and could only eat grass and cannibalism. They could only rely on straw to keep warm, and even quilts were considered a "luxury". If they were sick, they could only endure it. In addition, banditry and war were rampant.

It's a world like hell.

The average age is less than 30 years old.

on the other hand.

It is relatively safe in Konoha Village and the living standard is good, otherwise there wouldn't be so many villagers who would rather die than leave.

It is extremely difficult for outsiders to move to Konoha Village. He would only think of leaving if his IQ is low.

What's more, he has a big leg to cling to.

The prerequisite for being able to lie down is to make a fool of yourself in today's assessment and be stripped of your ninja qualification.

Once you become a ninja... congratulations!
You will be controlled by the village for the rest of your life.

And there is no basic salary (no payment without a position), no pension, and the only way to retire early is by death or disability.

The death rate of ninjas is staggering!
This may also be the real reason why students have to date in school and get married in their teens.

Because they died too early and too quickly, and if they didn't leave behind offspring quickly, the ninja profession might have become extinct long ago.

While Tang Ping was thinking about this, other students completed the assessment one after another.

Practical assessment.

Passing the test will be determined by fighting against a Chunin examiner.

The assessments in the anime that seem like playing house may be changed in the future peaceful era.

It is the 42nd year of Konoha and war has already begun to brew. The village needs more cannon fodder, so the passing rate will naturally not be limited.

So, it is really easy to graduate.

However, graduation is graduation, and your future depends on your grades.

If it's a genius.

There will be competition among major families and teachers for your application. If your grades are not good enough, you will just be treated like a slave and cannon fodder.

Maybe that's why anyone with a bit of talent will work hard to become a 'genius'.

Although this title may be targeted, it also has real benefits.

But Tang Ping is definitely not among these people.

If he is a 'genius', he will definitely be invited by the Root.

There is only one reason - his last name is 'Uchiha'.

That’s right, it’s the ‘beautiful, strong, miserable’, second-year, and tsundere Shamatte family.

It’s just that his surname was changed later, he didn’t have a surname before.

Get married!

I understand everything I understand.

He's totally a gigolo.

The original owner refused, and kept trying to get rid of this identity, but ended up killing himself, allowing Tang Ping, a time traveler, to successfully "take over".

In Tang Ping's opinion, the other party had never experienced the hardships of society and had no idea how dangerous the world was.

Isn't it good to have free food? Haven't you seen so many people who want to eat but can't?

Anyway, Tang Ping enjoyed the soft rice very much and even planned to keep eating it.

Even if you can't get the other person's money in the end, you can at least ask for some "breakup fee" from him/her. It's not a loss anyway.

"Uchiha Dohei!"

The homeroom teacher, Sarutobi Nagawa, who was standing on the training ground, called out his name loudly.

"come on!"

"Don't let anyone look down on you!"

His two best friends cheered him on, and even Yamama Koji, who usually had a icy face, forced a smile.

(End of this chapter)