Chapter 170 What should I do if I am bitten by a centipede?
The day when the Diaosi Festival event begins.
Brother Cai Se directly posted the link to Sohu Video on the event interface.
Shameless diversion!
However, Yang Xiao exclaimed directly - authentic!
These Bs, after receiving the money, do their work very efficiently!
However, Yang Xiao was the middleman, and Sohu paid for this PY transaction.
This matter has little to do with Yang Xiao.
No one knows until now that he is the biggest planner.
But Brother Colorful is good at handling things.
As the initiator of the "Diaosi Festival" on the surface, he still received a lot of praise from netizens.
Although Brother Cai Se didn't know why Yang Xiao was so low-key, he still mentioned Yang Xiao.
In the event introduction, I wrote this sentence
——【Special thanks to Mr. Shiguang for his theoretical explanation and contribution to Diaosi culture.】
Well, the part about Diaosi culture was written by Yang Xiao, which helped them improve their status.
On September 6th.
The Diaosi Festival activities are in full swing.
"Diaosi Man" received eight million hits on the same day, and the number of views has been rising steadily!
The funny plot in it was immediately recognized by netizens!
This kind of self-deprecating way, performed by celebrities, doesn't it fit in with the "Diaosi culture"?
Then in just one week, it had 20 million views!
It's amazing!
In fact, Yang Xiao’s plan this time can only be regarded as icing on the cake.
The cumulative number of views of "Diaosi Nanzi" in the original time and space for several seasons has reached an astonishing 28 billion times!
During the years when it was broadcast, it always topped the list of short dramas in terms of number of views, and it quickly became a top online drama, which can be called a phenomenal IP.
The main reason is that with so many stars joining in, the broadcast data will also improve in the later period, and the data will not be too bad.
However, the event planning for this Diaosi Festival was also an unprecedented success!
It was quickly accepted by netizens and then spread widely.
Let this IP explode in advance!
Diaosi Festival, a grand festival promoted by the government, is in full swing in Diba.
But Yang Xiao, the instigator, didn't pay any attention.
During his free time in the past two days, Yang Xiao went to play with Luo Yao, which helped to relieve a lot of her resentment.
At the same time, he also took his two adopted sons for a stroll.
After Lin Cheng had almost dealt with the matter.
Yang Xiao asked Zhang Yue to help book three plane tickets. On the afternoon of Diaosi Festival, he and Zhou Hongyu, Li Yuanbao and others arrived at the Shenzhen airport with their bags on their backs.
"Damn, the stewardess isn't as pretty as she looks on TV!"
"The seats are pretty crowded, just like a fucking bus, it's a bit uncomfortable!"
"Fuck! I heard that airplane meals are all steak dinners. Why are they just giving out a pack of biscuits?"
After getting off the plane, Yang Xiao could only hear their mumbling.
Then it was another two hours of transfer, and we finally arrived in Dongguan when it was dark.
The three of them spent most of the day on the road.
My butt hurts from sitting!
Yang Xiao didn't even notify his cousin Liu Xiaobing to prevent him from coming to pick him up.
After all, he brought two friends with him, and it was difficult for Liu Xiaobing to arrange accommodation for them.
After all, he had stayed here for two months and still had many impressions, so he was quite familiar with this place.
You can solve the problem of where to live by yourself.
In fact, Yang Xiao didn't have to come at all.
I told Liu Xiaobing on the phone that it shouldn't be a big problem to help him collude with others' testimony.
But to be on the safe side, Yang Xiao still planned to come here in person and give the instructions in person, which should have a better effect.
At worst, just treat it as a revisit to an old place.
Li Yuanbao laughed obscenely at this time and said, "I heard on the Internet that there are quite a lot of girls in Wancheng."
When Zhou Hongyu heard this topic, he also agreed with a sly smile: "Tsk tsk, I've heard of it too. Do you think the woman who just walked past us looks like her?"
"I don't know, but with so little on, it does look a bit like it."
"You two are idiots. What else can you wear if it's so hot? What are you thinking about?"
Yang Xiao shook his head helplessly, but he also understood.
Adolescent boys have the desire but not the courage to do so, and they just use these topics for fun in private.
When they were really asked to go for it, they were all so cowardly.
But then again.
At that time, Dongguan was indeed a nationally famous city with a developed pornography industry.
In a few years, in 2014, it will be the focus of rectification.
There's no way, coastal cities.
There are too many migrant workers!
It is normal to have a strong sexual desire.
"How about I find one for each of you?"
Zhou Hongyu started to be stubborn as usual: "Hey, you think we two don't dare, right? If you dare to yell, I dare to go!"
"Row."
Yang Xiao waved and stopped a car.
After getting in the car.
Yang Xiao casually gave an address. He remembered that there was a nice hotel there.
The car started slowly.
Yang Xiao glanced at Zhou Hongyu and Li Yuanbao in the back seat, then an idea came to his mind and he started chatting with the taxi driver.
"Master, my brother in the back row was accidentally bitten by a centipede. I want to find its natural enemy. Master, do you know where I can find one?"
This taxi driver is also a wonderful person.
After a few seconds of being stunned, he reacted, glanced at the three of them, and laughed in his heart:
"Oh. You are looking for that thing. There is a club called Dynasty Entertainment Club near your destination. It has it, but it is quite expensive. I heard that the quality is better."
The driver smiled and took a puff of his cigarette. "The cheapest place on that street is a massage parlor. It's cheap, but the quality isn't too bad."
"Okay, okay, thank you very much, Master."
Zhou Hongyu was in the back row, listening to the conversation between the two, feeling a little confused.
Then he whispered to Li Yuanbao.
"What is Brother Xiao talking about? Who was bitten by a centipede?"
"do not know."
Li Yuanbao was not smart at first.
However, after seeing the driver's smirk in the rearview mirror, he thought for a long time and suddenly thought of something. Then he smiled secretly and whispered to Zhou Hongyu: "I know."
"Know what?"
"You bastard, haven't you read Journey to the West?"
"Yes, I've seen it dozens of times. Isn't it broadcast on TV every year during holidays?"
"There is a monster called the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord. He is a centipede monster. Do you remember him?"
"Yes, what's wrong?"
"Hey, who captured the centipede monster in the end? Was it someone called the Pleiades star official? Do you remember?"
"Yeah, what does this have to do with anything?"
"What is the original form of the Pleiades star official? Have you forgotten?"
"Hmm, it looks like a chicken?"
"That's right, Brother Xiao is helping you find a chicken!"
Hey!
Zhou Hongyu finally reacted. No wonder the driver looked at him in such a vulgar way!
Damn it, I was made fun of by Yang Xiao again.
The car drove for about ten minutes.
After arriving at the hotel Yang Xiao mentioned, the driver reminded:
"Brother, ask the price clearly before you play. No matter how good it is, don't do it if it's higher than 800. Don't drive up the market price!"
"Okay, okay, I'll take note of it. Thank you, Master."
Three people stood on the side of the road.
Yang Xiao looked around the street and found the so-called "Dynasty Entertainment Club". He pointed at it, then looked at Zhou Hongyu with a smile and said:
"I'll take you out to play later in the evening?"
At this time, night fell and the neon lights of the club could be seen from afar.
You can even see the receptionist at the door and her white thighs under her short skirt.
Zhou Hongyu looked unnatural, his heart pounding: "Uh, Brother Xiao, I just said that this is not necessary. We are tired all day today, let's go to the hotel and rest."
"Cowarded?"
"Who's scared? Not going today, let's go another day."
"No, we have to go now!"
Yang Xiao forcibly pulled Zhou Hongyu and prepared to walk towards the Dynasty Entertainment Club.
Zhou Hongyu finally gave in: "I admit my mistake, Brother Xiao! Let's not go!"
"Will you still be tough with me in the future?"
"Not hard anymore."
Ha ha.
I can't cure you yet.
Seeing that Zhou Hongyu no longer challenged him, Yang Xiao walked slowly towards the hotel.
Come to the hotel front desk.
His original intention was to book three single rooms, but Li Yuanbao and Zhou Hongyu both felt that it was unnecessary.
Plus, perhaps because they came to a strange place, they both felt more or less insecure, so they clamored to live together.
As a last resort, Yang Xiao booked a double room.
Yang Xiao had his own bed, while Li Yuanbao and Zhou Hongyu shared one bed. They didn't think it was crowded, but instead found it fun.
After getting off the plane, the three of them had a bowl of 50-yuan ramen at the airport to fill their stomachs, so they were not very hungry now.
It's time to get off work.
Yang Xiao wanted to go see his cousin Liu Xiaobing and put off his summer job.
Let Zhou Hongyu and the other person stay in the hotel first, go out and walk two blocks, and then come to an area of residential houses.
He ran into another alley, where there was a faint foul smell. Yang Xiao walked along the alley for a minute and came to a dark corridor.
On the third floor, Yang Xiao came to an old wooden door.
At this moment, a quarrel was heard inside.
"Why doesn't your cousin want you to pick him up?"
"How should I know? He said he could find us."
"Humph, I guess your cousin is worried that you don't even have enough money for a taxi, and that you, as the host, will lose face."
"You won't lend it to me if I don't have it? He is my cousin, I must make sure he is settled down no matter what!"
"Borrow, borrow, borrow. You don't have to pay it back? You asked your mother to stay at home to help take care of the child, but she refused. You asked for fifteen thousand yuan a month for living expenses. I really admire your mother. She is obsessed with money."
Bang bang bang.
"Coming!"
Yuan Limei opened the door and was surprised to see Yang Xiao.
"Cousin? How did you find this place?!"
She thought she could find it by finding the factory next to them and then call Liu Xiaobing after she got there.
Unexpectedly, I found where they lived.
When Liu Xiaobing heard the noise, he immediately came out and asked his wife the same question.
"Brother Xiao, how did you find this place?"
Yang Xiao just laughed it off without explaining the matter.
Instead, he went straight into the house and sat down.
The room was a bit messy. There was no sofa or TV, just two plastic stools.
The kitchen space is also very small and dirty.
Yang Xiao felt a little uncomfortable watching this.
They had lived here for two months in their previous life, and it was indeed a bit difficult for the two of them.
After all, the monthly rent is only 150 yuan.
How good can such conditions be?
The wooden door had no soundproofing and Yang Xiao heard it clearly.
The couple's combined monthly salary is less than 6000 yuan.
They are all young people, at the age when they should spend money, but they still have to send money home.
Yang Xiao could understand the hardships involved.
"Cousin, I don't plan to work in the factory during the summer vacation. I came here just to see you two."
(End of this chapter)