Chapter 8 Li Xiang Inequality

After hearing what Li Shimin said, Li Xiang scratched his head with a cute look on his face: "This rabbit struggled hard, and I was afraid it would run away, so..."

While speaking, Li Xiang was still wondering, you catch rabbits to eat them anyway, so is there any difference between killing them early or late?

“This… oh no!”

Li Shimin sighed and said, "This was caught by your aunt Jinyang..."

Oh, so that's what happened...

Doesn’t this tie it all together?

Why would Li Shimin, a great emperor, chase rabbits in the palace? It turns out that he was catching them for his daughter, Princess Jinyang...

When I think of Lao Li's image as a daughter-slave, everything makes sense.

"Oh, forget it. Ignorance is not a crime. I'll go find another one."

Li Shimin did not blame Li Xiang. After all, he did not say that the rabbit could not be killed.

The thing that is most abundant in the Taiji Palace is rabbits. They are almost becoming a disaster.

Seeing that Li Shimin was looking for rabbits again, Li Xiang called over the eunuchs and told them to find some firewood and fetch a few basins of water.

After the eunuch brought back everything he wanted, he sat down and began to process the rabbit skillfully.

Fortunately, I had a secret seasoning in my arms, so I didn't expect the rabbit to taste bad.

After skillfully skewering the rabbit, Li Xiang placed it over the fire and slowly roasted it.

Sprinkle with secret seasoning and bake until golden brown. The kids next door are crying with envy!
Not long after, Li Shimin came back carrying two rabbits.

When he saw Li Xiang making a fire and roasting a rabbit, he felt a darkness before his eyes.

How audacious! How audacious! How dare you light a fire in the palace!
Old Li began to doubt himself and wondered if it was the right thing to do to bring Li Xiang to his side...

"What are you doing, Elephant?"

"Roasted rabbit, it's already dead, don't waste it."

Li Xiang sprinkled some seasoning on the golden rabbit meat and sniffed it...

Um! That’s it!

"Grandpa, please be patient. The rabbit will be ready soon. Please try my grandson's cooking."

"Humph!"

Li Shimin stuffed the rabbit in his hand to Wang De behind him and snorted coldly: "I won't mess around with you."

"Oh, how can this be nonsense? As the saying goes, 'Every meal should be appreciated, and every piece of cloth should be cherished.' As a descendant of the Tang Dynasty, my grandson should set an example and not waste any rabbits..."

Old Li was a little angry at first, but after hearing what Li Xiang said, he suddenly calmed down: "That's a good sentence, who taught you that?"

Li Xiang then remembered that this sentence was a motto in "The Family Instructions of Zhu Xi" written a thousand years later.

"My Aye."

Li Xiang didn't blush or breathe heavily, and he praised his father.

As a good son, Li Xiang would never miss any opportunity to improve his father's reputation.

"If your father had this awareness, he wouldn't be pointed at and scolded by the officials of the East Palace every day!"

Old Li snorted coldly, indicating that he had already seen through Li Xiang's attempt to flatter his father.

Finally, Lao Li said, "The portrait of your grandmother in your grandfather's sleeve yesterday was your idea, right?"

"Why do you say that, Aung?"

Li Xiang was not panicked. After all, this matter... you can see that it was not instigated by me.

Inequality seconds.

But Lao Li sneered and said, "Your father doesn't have the brains for that."

Li Xiang: …

It can be seen that this is definitely his biological father.

He did not answer, but poked the rabbit with a wooden stick. Seeing that it was almost cooked, he reached out and tore off a rabbit leg and handed it to Li Shimin without fear of the heat.

"Try it, Uncle." "I don't want to eat it!"

Li Shimin snorted arrogantly.

"This is the filial piety of the grandson."

Li Xiang's voice sounded aggrieved.

Now that my great grandson has said so, it would be impolite to refuse.

So he took the rabbit leg and tried a small bite with some doubt.

The seasoning recipes from later generations can be regarded as a dimensionality reduction attack on this era.

"It's delicious."

Li Shimin sighed.

Li Xiang couldn't help but laugh secretly. Even his grandfather, the emperor's ceiling, couldn't escape the law of true fragrance!

The grandfather and grandson sat by the fire, taking turns to eat the rabbit, looking very loving and filial. In no time, they had finished all the rabbit.

Li Shimin smacked his lips, feeling unsatisfied.

"Or, Aung..."

Li Xiang didn't say anything else, but his eyes were glancing at the two rabbits in Wang De's arms.

Li Shimin certainly knew what his grandson meant, and he was also struggling over whether to eat or not...

It must be said that this rabbit was much more delicious than the roasted rabbit he had eaten before.

Especially since I hadn't had breakfast and had just spent half a day catching rabbits, I was getting very hungry.

Just eat it. There are two of them in total. If you only eat one, the other one can keep the Si Zi company.

Thinking of this, Li Shimin twirled his beard and said, "We just happen to have two rabbits. If Xiang'er is not full, let's roast another one."

Look how beautiful this statement is, "If the elephant is not full"...

Wow, it really is a non-stick pan?

Li Xiang didn't care. He came to the Lizheng Hall without eating breakfast in the morning. Li Shimin had eaten most of the rabbit, and the remaining part was not enough for him to fill his stomach.

He didn't mind being branded as a rabbit killer if he could eat another one.

Facts have proved that the little brat has eaten his father to the point of bankruptcy. Even after eating another rabbit, Li Xiang still feels unsatisfied.

Moreover, Li Shimin, an emperor on horseback, although not fat, usually exercises a lot and eats a lot. With the addition of this secret seasoning, Li still feels that he has not eaten enough.

"or……"

Li Xiang's voice like the devil's whisper rang out again, his eyes staring straight at the last rabbit in Wang De's arms.

The rabbit seemed to sense the gaze of the Rabbit King and kicked its legs even more vigorously.

Suddenly there was a "swish" sound, and the thread of Wang De's robe was torn apart by the rabbit.

"It is not advisable to keep this rabbit for long," Li Xiang looked at Li Shimin solemnly, "Aunt, you see, this rabbit is wild and difficult to tame. It would be bad if it hurts my aunt..."

"Makes sense."

Li Shimin looked at Li Xiang with approval. This kid thinks really quickly!
With such a reason, I'm sure Sizi wouldn't mind, right? At worst, I could just catch her another docile one.

So, with the support of Li Shimin, the last rabbit did not escape.

Wang De originally wanted to remind her that this was the rabbit that Princess Jinyang wanted, but when he lowered his head, he saw that the robe had been kicked open at the chest.

Who cares! It's our robe!

Wang De wailed in his heart, you damn rabbit, you kicked my robe apart with such a big kick!

The last rabbit was soon roasted. Lao Li couldn't wait to take out a knife and cut the rabbit into two, one half for Li Xiang and the other half for him.

Just as the grandfather and grandson were sitting on the ground and enjoying their meal, a soft and unbelievable voice came from behind them.

"Aye...you...what are you doing?!"

(End of this chapter)