Chapter 65 Giving birth to you is worse than giving birth to a Hu pancake!
Li You was so busy being angry that he didn't realize one thing: calling parents when being bullied was a very unpromising behavior in the Tang Dynasty.
What’s more, the one who “bullied” him was his eldest nephew.
He asked Yin Hongzhi and others to wait at the gate of the imperial palace, and he went into the imperial city himself, preparing to go to Lizheng Hall to ask for an audience with Li Shimin, and by the way, to make a good complaint against Li Xiang.
In fact, he never thought that Li Shimin summoned him back to deal with him. After all, when Li Ke and Li Yin made mistakes in their fiefdoms, they were reprimanded by imperial decree and their fiefs were reduced as punishment.
So Li You is very confident now.
Old Li was watching Li Mingda practicing calligraphy in the Lizheng Hall. When he heard that Prince of Qi Li You wanted to see him, he became furious.
Damn it, I haven’t even looked for you yet, but you’ve already come to my door, right?
He frowned and took out the short essay written by Quan Wanji for him from the desk beside him.
Wang De went to call people, while Lao Li was writing a short essay and accumulating anger points.
Things like not abiding by the law, hunting without restraint, and being close to villains. In short, in the essay, Li You's human-like level was high enough to compete for a job in Northern Qi.
In fact, Shang Quan Wanji really didn't exaggerate, and even gave Li You a lot of ambiguity. If Li You's little troubles were really written in the essay, it is estimated that Li Shimin would not ask Li You to return to Beijing, but directly demoted him to Lingnan to watch the big crocodile baring its teeth.
Seeing that his father was angry, Li Mingda only offered a few words of symbolic consolation but did not plead for Li You.
First, she was not familiar with him, and second, she also knew people like Li You.
After Li You entered the Lizheng Hall, he immediately began to accuse Li Xiang of his actions.
"Father, you don't know, I just wanted to have a meal in the restaurant, but Li Xiang..."
"King Qi, that's your nephew." Li Mingda interrupted softly.
She did not address him as the fifth brother, but instead used the distant and formal term "King of Qi".
Oh, how dare you call my cute and adorable elephant "that guy"?
Li Mingda has secretly decided in his heart that no matter whether it is reasonable or not, he will make it right for Xiang'er!
Li You was interrupted and his throat choked.
"That Li Xiang is outrageous. He actually asked his men to slap my guard. Was he hitting the guard of a child? He was clearly slapping me in the face!"
"He is so domineering in front of me, his uncle. You can imagine..."
"Are you done?" Li Shimin suddenly interrupted, his expression showing no emotion.
"That's all..." Li You suddenly felt something was wrong.
His intuition told him that the current situation was not good.
"Ha ha……"
Li Shimin smiled grimly, he stood up and walked to Li You.
The oppressive feeling like a mountain made Li You breathless.
Before he could say anything, he saw a big foot infinitely enlarged in his field of vision.
A huge force came from his stomach, and Li You stepped back with thumps.
Just at this moment, Li Xiang also walked in from outside.
He had foreseen that he would be sued, but he was not worried about being punished for it. He just wanted to come and see the fun.
He had guessed the reason why Li You came to Beijing this time. If he didn't come to join in the fun and watch Li You get beaten up now, when would he come?
But he didn't expect that Li You would retreat in front of him.
"Aunt, how could you..."
Li Xiang immediately went to help Li You, and on the way he touched the back of Li You's head without leaving any trace, and said as if nothing had happened: "...beat Uncle Wang!"
"You, you dare to hit me?!" Li felt pain and turned back to Li Xiang and shouted angrily. He never thought that Li Xiang would be so bold as to lay a hand on him in front of the emperor.
"That's your fault, Uncle Qi." Li Xiang said innocently, "I just came here to help you out of kindness. How could you accuse me of beating you? I, your nephew, have always been kind and filial. I absolutely cannot be like you and would never do such a thing!"
This almost blatantly sarcastic remark made Li You, who was already out of breath from the kick, even more breathless.
"Xiang'er is so kind and filial that he even forgot about the past and helped you." Li Shimin looked at Li You coldly, his words full of anger: "You completely disregard the dignity of the elders and even slander the younger ones. I really misjudged you, Li You!"
Li You was extremely sad and angry. He couldn't understand why no one believed him when he told the truth.
He looked up at Li Xiang, only to find that he was giving him a subtle, sly smile.
There is a saying that goes, only those who wronged you know how wronged you are. Now only Li Xiang can understand Li You's grief and anger.
Li Xiang laughed in his heart, the entire Lizheng Hall is made up of my people, what can you use to fight me?
He let go of Li You, who had a look of grief and anger on his face, and walked to Li Mingda.
At the same time, a white falcon suddenly flew in from outside the hall.
When he saw the white falcon, a smile appeared on Li Shimin's face.
Ah, it’s a letter from Qingque.
He stretched out his hand, letting the white falcon stay on it, and reached out to untie the letter from the white falcon's feet. Then he handed the white falcon to the stand beside him and fed it a piece of dried meat.
Then, Lao Li opened the letter.
What he didn't expect was that it was not Li Tai's expression of longing, but a detailed account of what Li You had done in front of the Jianghu Restaurant today.
Looking at Li Shimin whose face became increasingly gloomy, Li You felt his head buzzing.
It’s broken, it won’t be written on it…
Soon, his guess became reality.
Old Li angrily rolled the piece of paper into a ball and threw it at Li You's face.
Then he roared and pounced on Li You.
Li Xiang stretched out a hand at the right time and stood in front of Li Mingda.
"Xiang'er, what are you doing?" Li Mingda asked sweetly.
"Be obedient, auntie, this is not something children should watch..."
Li Xiang watched with great interest how Li Shimin helped Li You regain his childhood. He could hear Li You's screams, which sounded so pleasant to his ears.
Oh, Lao Li's kung fu is really good. Li Xiang clearly saw a "fuel-consuming follow" move.
The effect of controlling the diet recently has been obviously very good. Even though he was so angry, Mr. Li's high blood pressure did not relapse. He even felt a lot lighter, and it was easier for him to beat the children.
"Xiang'er is the child..." Li Mingda chuckled and also stretched out his hand to block Li Xiang's eyes.
Li Xiang: …
In my ears, Lao Li's scolding continued.
"You are nothing but a dog! Are you worthy of being my son?! Giving birth to you is worse than giving birth to a Hu pancake! Hu pancakes can still satisfy hunger!"
"Ah, stop hitting me, I was wrong..." Li You was still begging for mercy.
Li Xiang was watching the fun from the sidelines, not caring about the big deal, and even said something sarcastic: "Uncle Wang, the old man beat you because he loves you. If one day you make a mistake and the old man doesn't beat you, then something bad will happen..."
(End of this chapter)