Chapter 347 I will kill all ten of his clans!
Li Xiang has always done a good job in intelligence work. After finding out that Li Mingda was in a good mood, he came to Daji Hall carrying a gift box of chocolates.

Li Mingda was lying on the cloud bed in the Taoist temple when he had nothing to do. When he saw Li Xiang coming in, he stretched lazily.

"Xiang'er?" She smiled and gathered her scattered hair: "Why are you so free today?"

"I have made some snacks, so I came to see you." Li Xiang said with a smile and put the chocolate gift box on the wooden table beside him.

"So this is why you asked Fubao to come here to get information first?" Li Mingda looked at Li Xiang with a half-smile: "Am I so scary? How could I make His Royal Highness the Crown Prince so afraid?"

"There is a song that is sung well." Li Xiang coughed lightly twice.

"What song?" Li Mingda became interested.

Li Xiang asked someone to bring paper and pen, drew the music score, and handed it to Li Mingda: "Here, aunt, please accompany me according to this tune."

"Okay." Li Mingda got up from the cloud bed, put on his shoes and walked to the piano to sit down.

The music started, Li Xiang took a deep breath and began to sing.

"The little elephant went down the mountain to beg for alms. Grandfather has told us that the aunt of Daji Temple is a tiger. If you meet her, you must avoid her..."

Just after he finished singing, Li Mingda hit him lightly on the head.

"You little bastard, how dare you frame your aunt like this? I'll beat you up!"

"Hahahaha..." Li Xiang laughed wildly, opened the chocolate box, took out a piece and handed it to Li Mingda.

"What is this?" Li Mingda looked at the dark brown block with an expression that clearly showed he was unwilling to accept it.

Li Xiang explained to her, "This is the cocoa that Uncle Six brought back from America. It has been refined through 7749 processes. Would you like to try it?"

"Really?" Li Mingda picked up a piece suspiciously and put it in front of his nose to sniff.

"Hmm, it's very sweet and has a strange fragrance." She put the chocolate into her mouth.

After a while, his brows relaxed.

"Mmm, it smells so good."

"Isn't it?" Li Xiang said as if he was offering a treasure: "I think this thing is delicious too. If Auntie likes it, I'll send you some more tomorrow."

"Okay." Li Mingda nodded.

"But you can't eat too much of this, otherwise, Auntie will turn from a tigress into a fat tiger..." Li Xiang joked with a smile.

Li Mingda rolled his eyes at him, obviously not agreeing with him.

Li Xiaoxiang has started to speak in a unruly manner ever since his sixth uncle came back.

As the saying goes, "Birds of a feather flock together." Maybe this is the reason, right?

"Then I'll be leaving first, aunt." Li Xiang stood up, "I still have one more to send to Grandpa."

"I'll go with you." Li Mingda said with a smile, "Doudou is in Lizheng Hall now, it's just right for me to pick her up."

"Okay." Li Xiang nodded in response.

When Li Xiang arrived at the Lizheng Hall, Li Wushuang was squatting outside playing.

Seeing Li Xiang coming, Li Wushuang cheered and ran over with his long legs.

"Hey, Doudou." Li Xiang smiled and pinched Li Wushuang's little face, "Why aren't you playing with your grandfather in the palace?"

"I'm coming out...hehe." Li Wushuang said nothing.

"Let's go in together." Li Xiang said with a smile, "I just made some snacks for you and your grandfather."

"Great!" Li Wushuang cheered.

"Let me hold her." Li Mingda said.

Who would have thought that Li Wushuang, who had always been close to Li Mingda, suddenly shook his head: "No, I don't want you to hold me—"

"Ah, you are such a heartless kid." Li Mingda couldn't help but laugh: "You really forgot about your aunt after you had your father-in-law, and forgot who treated you the best!?"

Li Wushuang chuckled and said nothing.

As soon as they entered the Lizheng Hall, Li Shimin immediately stepped forward and took Li Wushuang over.

Then he gasped.

"Hey, you little girl." He quickly put Li Wushuang down: "Why are there so many ants? Really..."

Old Li quickly picked off the ants on Li Wushuang's body, asked someone to take her downstairs to change clothes, and asked someone to come in and clean the house.

"No wonder Doudou wouldn't let you hug him." Li Xiang was also swatting the ants off his body.

"Hahaha..." Li Mingda laughed so hard that she fell over. From this she found out who Doudou had the best relationship with.

After Li Wushuang was brought out again, Li Xiang and Li Shimin also removed the ants from their bodies.

"You stinky little girl." Li Xiang said helplessly, "I even brought you some good stuff, and look how I treated you. I'm telling you, you don't get any of the good stuff today."

"Yeah, I was wrong." The little girl admitted her mistake so quickly.

"Are you doing this for the sake of the good stuff?" Li Xiang asked with a groan.

"Hey." Li Wushuang stuck out his tongue and smiled.

Li Shimin knocked on the table and said, "Look at you, Xiang'er. You are so old but you still want to argue with a child. Where is the good stuff? Bring it up!"

"Okay." Li Xiang imitated the waiter's tone: "Quick, bring the good stuff up--"

Fubao from outside came in, with several people following him and holding a lot of chocolates in his hands.

"Xiang'er is partial—" Li Mingda turned his head away: "I only got a small box, but Aye has so many."

"This is something that Grandfather can give as a reward to others." Li Xiang said with a smile, "If Auntie likes it, she can withdraw the cocoa from the East Palace at will."

"Hmph." Li Mingda smiled with satisfaction and was very happy with Li Xiaoxiang's attitude and promise.

After all, this little elephant didn't get married and forget his aunt, she thought with satisfaction and gave Li Xiang an approving look.

"Stop talking, what on earth is this thing?" Li Shimin was anxious and had already reached out to open a small gift box.

As the saying goes, old children are like young children. At Lao Li's age, his childishness has come back. Although emperors are relatively ruthless creatures, not all emperors are cut from the same mold.

Ying Zheng is Ying Zheng, Liu Bang is Liu Bang, Liu Che is Liu Che, and Zhu Yuanzhang is Zhu Yuanzhang. Although they have the same profession, their personalities can be said to be very different.

Old Li is a man of childish nature. When he was emperor, he played by chasing rabbits in the palace. Now that he has stepped down, he has even less image baggage.

"It's delicious." Li Xiang said with a smile, "Aung, please try it."

Li Shimin stretched out his hand and broke off a piece, looked at Li Xiang suspiciously, and then based on his principle of trusting Li Xiaoxiang, he put the chocolate into his mouth.

Without saying a word, he broke off another piece and stuffed it into Li Wushuang's pocket.

"It's delicious." Li Wushuang said sweetly, "Any more?"

"If Doudou likes them, all of these will be given to you." Li Shimin waved his hand and said generously.

"Hey - don't." Li Xiang hurriedly stopped Old Li who doted on his child without any bottom line: "There are still plenty in the East Palace. Sixth uncle brought back a large ship of cocoa beans, enough for us to eat. Don't spoil the child and make him suffer from princess syndrome."

"What is princess syndrome?" Li Shimin asked curiously.

"Princess syndrome refers to people who are overconfident and demand to be treated like princesses." Li Xiang spread his hands and said, "Most people with princess syndrome have been pampered and waited on by their families since they were young. They are dependent to a pathological degree, and their arrogant behavior is spoiled. They have little self-survival ability, often attribute problems to external factors, and lack a sense of responsibility - this is princess syndrome."

"But our Doudou is a princess. Is there anything wrong with that?" Li Shimin looked at Li Xiaoxiang as if he were a fool.

Li Xiang: …

Damn, what you said makes so much sense that I am speechless.

Is the princess's princess syndrome still called princess syndrome? It's just her nature...

But it is true. Princess syndrome generally refers to a person whose family is not well off but who thinks she is a princess and asks others to give in to her in everything.

But Li Wushuang is the jewel in the crown of three generations of the leadership team of the Tang Dynasty. She is a princess herself. What's wrong with being a little spoiled?
If worst comes to worst, she still has her father, her grandfather, and her great-grandfather to back her up.

When he goes out and has conflicts with others, and they say my father is so-and-so, Li Wushuang will directly say my father is Li Xiaoxiang, and you will be numb even if you stomp him.

"Besides." Li Shimin began to criticize again: "Look at your aunt. She has been loved by me and your grandmother since she was a child. I even raised her myself. It can be said that even your aunt Changle is not as favored by me as your aunt, and I have never seen your aunt be so arrogant."

"That's true." Li Xiang nodded in agreement. "My aunt is the most gentle, virtuous, kind and generous princess, the best aunt in the world!"

Hearing Li Xiang's praise, Li Mingda smiled softly with his hands covering his mouth.

This kid.

"I'm about to vomit..." Li Shimin pulled the corner of his mouth, revealing a look of disgust: "You're so old, yet you're still so disgusting..."

"This is what I really think." Li Xiang patted his chest and promised, "No one respects my aunt more than I do."

"That's true." Li Shimin looked at Li Mingda, then at Li Xiang: "Your aunt used to whisper a lot about you."

"What little talk?" Li Xiang opened his mouth.

"Oh." Li Shimin said, "Need I say more? Yu Zhining?"

Li Xiang's heart skipped a beat. What was Old Li going to do? Why did he suddenly bring this up?
"Haha, how did Aung find out?" He was also willing to take responsibility for his actions and had no intention of denying it.

Now that you've discovered me, I won't act anymore!
"Do I need to find out?" Li Shimin curled his lips in disdain: "You little fox, you want to learn how to scheme..."

"Then why did Aye take the opportunity to punish Yu Zhining?" Li Mingda suddenly asked.

Li Shimin's expression suddenly softened. He smiled and said, "On the one hand, I really think Yu Zhining is a worthless person. How can a minister record the mistakes of his monarch and compile them into a book, and then publicize them? On the other hand, since my most beloved daughter doesn't like him, and my most like grandson also thinks that old man is a worthless person, then I naturally can't keep him."

"Grandpa is so nice." Li Xiang gave a thumbs up sincerely.

"So, kid, don't treat your aunt badly in the future." Li Shimin glanced at him and said, "Whatever you pass on to me must be recorded in the daily records. It is a taboo for a princess to interfere in government affairs. Who knows, your aunt may be blamed in the future."

"How dare they!" Li Xiang pounded the table and angrily cursed, "If anyone dares to say anything bad about my aunt, I will kill all nine generations of his clan... No! I will kill all ten generations of his clan!"

Li Shimin looked at him and said nothing.

Li Mingda, on the other hand, was deeply moved. He held Li Xiang's hand with tears in his eyes.

"Yes, kill all ten of his clans!" Li Wushuang clapped his hands and cheered, enjoying the fun.

Fortunately, there was no attendant around. Li Shimin thought that after becoming the emperor emeritus, he would no longer have to bring an attendant with him to travel around the world.

If this were recorded, historians and scholars in later generations would probably spread it in a wild way.

"What are you going to do about this, Keke?" Li Shimin asked again, "I mean the boat that Lao Liu brought back."

"We can't grow cocoa here because we don't have the right environment for it." Li Xiang spread his hands and said, "The cocoa fruit can only be shipped from Yindian to Datang by sea, and then processed. But if we grow it locally, it can't be domesticated."

"What about crops such as potatoes, sweet potatoes and tomatoes?" Li Shimin asked again.

"These are possible, but we need to select and breed them generation after generation to cultivate high-yield, cold-resistant and drought-resistant crops." Li Xiang said to Li Shimin: "Potatoes and sweet potatoes, if cultivated well, can completely solve the food problem of the Tang Dynasty in the future...but eating too much will cause heartburn."

"Bullshit, who cares about heartburn when there's no food to eat?" Li Shimin glared at Li Xiang. "Heartburn is better than starving to death, or dying of bloating from eating that Guanyin soil. I saw that during the locust plague..."

Having said that, Li Shimin suddenly waved his hand.

"No more talking, no more talking. This time Lao Liu really made a great contribution. From now on, all the living people will remember his kindness and build a shrine for him."

"Who says it's not true?" Li Xiang said with a smile, "Only eight years ago, Uncle Six was still a headache for Grandpa, but now he has become Grandpa's pride. This shows that Grandpa is a good parent."

"Hahahaha." Li Shimin stroked his beard and laughed, feeling very relieved.

"Since Sixth Uncle is back in Beijing, should Third Uncle come back as well?" Li Xiang suddenly said, "After all, they haven't seen each other for many years. When Sixth Uncle goes out to sea and returns to Yindian, it's uncertain when they will meet again."

"Yes." Li Shimin nodded, then shook his head and said, "No, your third uncle has just been in Han for a short time. He needs to gain a firm foothold and cannot be separated from him. If the sixth brother really misses the third brother, then let him go to Han by himself."

"That's fine." Li Xiang nodded in agreement.

After sitting idly in the Lizheng Hall for a while, Li Xiang said goodbye, and when he left, he did not forget to take Li Wushuang back to the Daji Hall.

He took a cart full of things to the Daming Palace to give gifts to his father Li Chengqian.

Li Chengqian also likes this chocolate very much. After all, eating sweets can secrete dopamine and make people feel happy.

After hearing that Haodaer gave him so many chocolates, Li Chengqian was very happy and even invited him to have dinner with him.

(End of this chapter)