Chapter 94: Torturing the Black Judge

Ke Xiaomo stood quietly at the door of her house, looking down at the yellowed ancient book, her eyes wandering between the pages and the elevator sign.

Like waiting for someone.

Soon, he looked at the elevator sign and watched the numbers rise to the twelfth floor. With a dull buzzing sound, the elevator doors opened to both sides.

Ke Yinzhi leaned against the wall of the car with his body tilted, the corner of his mouth slightly raised.

He played with his phone and walked out of the car slowly. The light bulb cast a cold light on the collar of his brown coat.

"It's so slow." Ke Xiaomo said.

Ke Yinzhi put his phone into his pocket, lifted the shopping bag in his right hand, and said with a smile: "I bought the drinks. This trick is really convenient. I don't usually have to deal with this group of children at home. I have to learn more from you."

Ke Xiaomo didn't beat around the bush: "Why don't you explain it? What happened to that girl?"

Ke Yinzhi patted his shoulder, tilted his head, and said unhappily, "Brother, why do you look at me as if I owe someone something? Do I look like that kind of person?"

"I'm waiting for your explanation."

"At the end of last year, I received a mission from the Control Bureau and went to Denmark. According to the requirements of the Bureau, I had no choice but to work with this magical girl for a period of time. Then one time, I was careless and accidentally let her see me taking off the mask. In the end, it became like this..."

Ke Yinzhi took off his shoes while narrating the story concisely. At the end, he looked at Ke Xiaomo and asked with a smile, "Isn't it very confusing?"

Ke Xiaomo pondered for a while and said, "Is it possible that you are too attractive in a certain group?"

“Which groups?”

"It's hard to say. Anyway, they are the kind of people who are just like you... with some problems in their thinking."

As he spoke, Ke Xiaomo rubbed the Tianming acupoint, feeling that the magical girl must be too sick to do such a heaven-defying thing as riding a mechanical castle to express her love.

However, this kind of thing didn't seem out of place for someone like Ke Yinzhi. In his impression, Ke Xiaomo and Ke Yinzhi had been in the same school since childhood. Although there were some weird rumors about Ke Yinzhi in every school, causing his classmates to be afraid to approach him, he received a lot of love letters...

Maybe it's all thanks to my dad and mom's excellent genes, Ke Xiao thought.

"Really?" Ke Yinzhi spread his hands and tilted his head to look at him, "I think I'm pretty normal."

"Tell a joke, mutants think they're normal."

"I'm talking about personality. Please don't change the subject, Xiaomo."

Ke Xiaomo sighed, "Then I'll tell you the truth, your personality has become more serious than your physical abnormality, okay?"

Ke Yinzhi pretended to be innocent: "Please, even I would be hurt if my own brother said this... Anyway, the girl on TV probably won't come to see me in the short term, so let's just pretend that it never happened."

He responded nonchalantly, opened the door and walked into the house, putting the shopping bags on the table in the living room. Since the sofa was full, he had to pull up a chair and sit down.

At this moment, Bai Ziling and his friends were playing "Mario Party: Superstar" on Switch, 2V2 mode. Ke Yongzhu and Bai Ziling were on one team, and Bai Zini and Ke Mingye were on another team. Bai Qiuwu was quietly reading a textbook beside them, with a pencil resting on his chin.

The few people didn't even notice Ke Yinzhi coming in, and they ignored him. But Ke Mingye was the first to look away from the TV and look at the drinks on the table.

He said, "Brother, what I want is Coke, right?"

Ke Mingye's words were full of resentment. He originally thought that since he didn't get to eat the melon after running over, he might as well have a chat with the Black Judge. However, he died at the speed of light just after landing.

Yes, he died at the speed of light and was killed on the spot.

Ke Mingye really couldn't understand why his elder brother had posted his wanted order on the official website some time ago. He was flattered by such a drastic and wasteful move. He thought that a small man like him would one day be taken seriously. The Black Judge must really love me!
As a result, after only a few days, Ke Yinzhi no longer recognized anyone. The puppet's body could be collected as soon as it landed on the ground. The Black Judge's reaction was as calm as if he had accidentally kicked a stray dog ​​to death on the roadside.

He is a pure scumbag. He changes his face so quickly. No wonder the magical girl comes to his house to collect the emotional debt.

Anyway, in the short term, Ke Mingye didn't want the trick puppet to get close to his big brother, otherwise he would be chopped into pieces and his body would be collected in a three-step process.

"I happened to encounter something on my way out. I forgot what drink you wanted. Sorry." Ke Yinzhi answered casually.

Damn it, I can't beat you outside the house, can I beat you at home? Ke Mingye said sarcastically: "That's really a big deal. It took more than ten minutes to go downstairs to buy drinks, and I bought all the wrong drinks."

"He ran into his ex-girlfriend on the road, please be considerate."

Ke Xiaomo walked in from outside and explained to Ke Yinzhi while closing the door.

"Uh," Ke Yinzhi wanted to explain, but in the end he just spread his hands and said, "Okay, then just treat her as an ex-girlfriend."

Upon hearing this, Ke Mingye turned around and said to Bai Zini, who was concentrating on pressing the handle, "Sister, my brother bought our drinks instead of Wanglaoji in order to flirt with his ex-girlfriend. Do you think he is a human being?"

"Wang Wang Wang Laoji?" Bai Zini frowned, and was so angry that she stopped playing the game. She immediately turned her head and tortured Ke Yinzhi, "Old old old brother, I wanted lemon tea, how come it became Wang Laoji?"

"I forgot." Ke Yinzhi said innocently.

When Bai Ziling heard the noise, he also turned his head, first glanced at the Wanglaoji on the table, then raised his red eyes and stared straight at Ke Yinzhi.

"Brother, where is my Sprite?" she asked word by word.

"I still forgot." Ke Yinzhi tilted his head.

The moment he saw Bai Ziling turn his head, Ke Yongzhu pressed the pause button on his controller and the game interface froze.

He calmly took a sip of his Coke, thinking to himself that it was a good thing that he had the foresight to go downstairs to buy the drink himself. If he asked Ke Yinzhi to buy it for him, he would be dead!

It would have been fine if he had picked something good, but he had to choose a drink like Wanglaoji that has been eliminated by the times. There's really no hope for him.

"How could you forget this? I'll punish you by making you continue to run errands for exercise tomorrow." Bai Zini puffed up her face, looking very angry.

"Okay, okay, I'll listen to you." Ke Yinzhi smiled. "Even dogs won't drink Wanglaoji."

Ke Mingye was drinking Wanglaoji while fanning the flames.

"My..." Bai Qiuwu lowered her head and looked at the exercise book. She wanted to make things difficult for Ke Yinzhi like other children did, but then she thought better of it and said, "Then let's go with Wanglaoji."

"It just so happens that what I want is Wanglaoji."

As Ke Xiaomo spoke, he picked up a bottle of Wanglaoji from the table and unscrewed the cap with a click.

"I can't help it. I just remember what you wanted." Ke Yinzhi muttered, "Why do I feel so frustrated? I go out to save the world and come back to be scolded by these little brats at home."

"You call that saving the world? Are you sure you're not dealing with romantic debts?" Ke Xiaomo said sarcastically.

"Whatever you say, I am innocent..."

Ke Yinzhi said this rather depressedly, unscrewed the bottle cap, and took a sip of iced Wanglaoji down his throat, his Adam's apple moving up and down.

Ke Xiaomo continued, "Also, I used buying drinks as an excuse because I could remember it. With your terrible memory, you probably have forgotten how many people you've killed, right?"

"You're going too far. I can still remember the more powerful ones."

Ke Yinzhi stood up from the table and sat down on the sofa, with one hand on the back of the sofa. "What time do you go to bed tonight? It's time to revisit the Dune trilogy."

"Then I'd better go to bed directly."

Ke Xiaomo began to feel sleepy and yawned with his hands covering his mouth.

"Hey……"

Ke Yinzhi leaned his head against the back of the sofa and sighed heavily towards the ceiling.

"Is it necessary to be so depressed?" Ke Xiaomo hugged his shoulders and said slowly, "Why not think about Qing Ya's treatment? He is busy saving the world every day, but he still has to be blasted by netizens. At his age, he may have to take care of the kids when he gets home and be scolded by his wife. With this comparison, do you think you are much better off?"

"That's true. It's true that 'there are always people under you'." Ke Yinzhi teased.

As the two were talking, the sound of a door opening was heard. Following the sound, they looked towards the entrance and saw Ke Youqing coming back with a cigarette in his mouth.

The great old father took off his shoes, looked up at the mess at home, and sighed deeply.

He took out the cigarette from his mouth, took a bottle of cold beer from the refrigerator, then reminded the living room to "go to bed early", then carried his briefcase upstairs, closed the door, and fell asleep.

"Oh, by the way, I have a daily task that I haven't completed yet. I almost forgot about it."

Ke Mingye thought about it and gave the handle to Ke Yinzhi to play with.

Before midnight, he quickly opened the daily task list. The second daily task was to "buy an item in the mall".

"It's really hard for a poor guy like me."

Ke Mingye opened the mall and entered the equipment and props sales page that he rarely visited. After a quick look, he found that the weapons sold at this level were a mess of cold weapons with a very low cost-performance ratio.

After screening, he found a good price-performance ratio, and there was only one item he could afford - the [Resurrection Medical Bottle].

This thing can restore the player's health in a percentage value. If you gulp down the entire bottle of liquid, you can restore 30% of your health.

And every time you use up the medical fluid in the bottle, you just need to wait six hours and the bottle will be filled again.

[Congratulations, you have spent 1200 mall coins and purchased the E-level item "Resurrection Medical Bottle". ]

[Your current mall coin balance: 1400. ]

[Daily Task 2: Purchase an item in the mall (completed)]

Ke Mingye silently clicked on the task in the column, and a prompt box popped up.

[Received the reward for daily task 2: a 50% discount shopping card (can be used to purchase items, equipment, and skills of level B or below).]

Just at this moment, bubbles appeared in the upper right corner of the field of vision.

Ke Mingye clicked on the bubble and an information panel popped up.

[Anti-Dog: Tomorrow at 2pm, we will be in the Hongge Amusement Park dungeon. If you can't beat it, just treat it as a run-in. After all, there are two newcomers.]

[Failed Man: Okay, I'll be there on time tomorrow afternoon. ]

【Ice cutting: attack.】

[Paranoia: Finally, is it time to show you the power of God? ]

[Failed Man: Shut up, cunning man.]

[Good Orange Peel: Help, help, help, help, help, help. What should I do if I’m entangled with a rich woman? I’ve already gotten off work, but she’s still waiting in front of the club and won’t leave.]

[Failed Man: Damn, you are such a wolf and tiger as a gigolo, it's easy to tell that you will be the top girl soon.]

【Anti-dog: Keep up the good work. 】

　Wuwuwuwu, please give me a monthly ticket! There should be two more chapters today.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)