Chapter 91 Another Disaster Dragon in the World (asking for monthly tickets!)
The puppet squatted on the railing of the rooftop, turned around slowly, and stared at the dragon in the shadows.
It raised its nonexistent eyebrows, was silent for two seconds, and then slowly said:
"Oh, how come there is a dragon here? How strange."
"Don't you know my identity, that's why you're keeping watch over me?"
The Dragon of Disaster spoke in a low voice, with his brow ridges slightly curved, as if he was raising his eyebrows.
"They can speak Chinese, they are indeed a rare species."
The puppet tilted its head and looked into the dragon's eyes. Its hollow eyes reflected a pair of crimson pupils that shrank like a wild animal.
"Heh, any other last words?" said the dragon in the shadows disdainfully.
"Of course, Dragon Baby, may I ask your name?"
"Baby dragon?"
The Disaster Dragon sneered coldly and slowly crawled out from the shadows. The moonlight slanted on its body, and every angular part was shining with a cold and sharp edge.
"Are you ready to be eaten by me? Let's see who is the 'baby' between us." It said hoarsely.
"To be honest, I'm flammable. I don't taste good when I eat me, and I can explode. I might upset your stomach, or even worse, explode."
The puppet paused and raised a finger: "How about I help you pick a good ingredient? The superhero called Blue Crow is good. You can also use fire to roast it and then eat it."
It spread its hands and said, "Charcoal-grilled crow, tastes great."
"I'm not that idle. I only eat bad guys, and you happen to be a bad guy." The Dragon of Disaster raised its head, casting a devilish shadow on the wall behind it.
"Oh my god, didn't your mother teach you not to eat anything you want?"
The puppet sighed and circled his fingers around his ears. "Also, bad guys, how do you define the concept of bad guys? The world of children is really black and white. Everyone just has their own standpoints. How can there be a distinction between good guys and bad guys?"
"You are ugly, so you are a bad person."
"Oh my god, this is a critical hit. I'm really hurt."
The puppet covered his heart and took a deep breath. "Then I have to say one or two villain lines, such as... I advise you not to do anything to me, because I have something on you?"
"Handle?" The Disaster Dragon tilted his head, "What is that?"
"That is..." The puppet paused and lowered his voice, "I know you ate a panda."
The young dragon was stunned for a moment, and was frightened: "Is it true or not? How do you know?"
Ke Mingye said, how could I not know, when we went to the zoo this afternoon, I saw your lip reading to the panda clearly, okay?
"I just know it, and I have another handle on you."
As the puppet spoke, it lowered its right hand and shot spider silk into the shadows. The spider web stuck tightly to the jumpsuit that Ke Yongzhu had just taken off like a palm, and was then pulled back by the puppet.
It grabbed the jumpsuit in its hand and shook it: "If I throw your clothes away, you will have to go home naked later. How pitiful! You will be spanked by your mother..."
Before the puppet could finish its words, its voice suddenly stopped. It felt its arm lose feeling and felt cold. It turned its head and saw that its entire right arm was gone.
"Uh, baby dragon, where's my hand?"
The puppet was stunned for half a second, and shook its broken arm twice at the Dragon of Disaster. It raised its eyes and saw that its right arm had been held in the dragon's mouth.
"Just by smelling it, I know it tastes terrible, like plastic..."
The Disaster Dragon said this, slowly spitting out the arm, then used its horns to lift up the jumpsuit and slowly put it back into the shadows, as ferociously as a puppy guarding its food.
Without this set of clothes, it would really have to go home naked. Then Bowenna would count them and there would be a family meeting to settle the matter.
The puppet put the web shooter back into the bag, stared at the stump of his arm, and muttered to himself dejectedly.
"Very good, this is the night life of us tricksters. Either a hand or a head is cut off. Do you have such a night life?"
"You talk too much nonsense. I'm tired of you."
As the Disaster Dragon spoke, a layer of dark red light slowly appeared on every corner of its body, and fine steam gushed out from the gaps between its scales.
The next moment, a terrifying pressure came over them, making people stand still, trembling all over and unable to move.
"Dragon's might?" Ke Mingye thought. He had seen in some film and television works that dragons could use dragon's might to make some lower races of creatures obey them.
"Come here and tell me who you are and what your background is." Long ordered.
"Stand where you are and don't speak." Ke Mingye ordered.
The trickster puppet fell from the railing and stepped on Tiantai Mountain. Its empty eyes were covered with a layer of dark red. It sometimes opened its mouth and sometimes closed it, mumbling something in its mouth.
"I am... Ke, Ke, Ke, Ke."
Its mouth opened and closed, but it was stuck at the word "Ke" and didn't say anything else, repeating it like a machine.
"Ke?"
The Dragon of Disaster was stunned for a moment, thinking that this stupid thing could not be played by Ke Yinzhi. It just so happens that his eldest brother is also a psychopath, so this is really possible...
The puppet raised its left hand to cover its mouth, and stood there with trembling legs.
The Dragon of Disaster lowered his brow and gave a further command: "You said you are Ke...what?"
Hearing this, the puppet suddenly loosened its left hand and its legs stopped shaking. It said in a relaxed tone, "I am Conan Doyle, the author of The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes. Have you heard of him? I think even if you are a dragon, you will like Sherlock Holmes."
The Disaster Dragon was stunned at first, then his face turned gloomy, and the dark red in his pupils became even brighter.
"Kneel down." It commanded while spreading its dragon power.
"I won't kneel, I won't kneel, what can you do to me?"
The doll had one hand on her waist, leaning coquettishly on the railing, supporting the side of her head with her broken arm, like a beauty lying on the bed waiting for the king's favor.
Seeing this, Long's brow ridge raised up again.
It was silent for a while. "You are not a human, or even an animal, otherwise I should be able to give orders to such a weak creature casually."
The trickster puppet slowly raised his head and grinned: "Yes, my name is 'Weird Thing'. We will often interact with each other in the future."
"There is no future. You will die here." The dragon spoke word by word.
"There will be a future." The puppet spread his hands, "Remember, baby dragon, on July 7th, you will most likely need my help. It feels terrible to be betrayed by your loved ones, isn't it? I will come to comfort you then, but don't cry, it's so embarrassing for a noble dragon to shed tears."
As soon as the words were spoken, its head and neck had already split apart.
The Disaster Dragon had clamped its head in its claws at some point, and at the same time, it spewed out a mouthful of pitch-black flames, burning the crumbling body to ashes.
It raised its head and said frivolously, "If you have anything else to say, go on."
The puppet's head lowered its eyes, and the curve of its mouth corners gradually converged, and it remained silent for a while.
The dragon of disaster felt quite bored and was about to spit out fire to burn the head off, but suddenly a faint voice sounded in his ears.
"I could really go on."
The head spoke calmly, raising its face from its claws with a strange curve at the corner of its mouth.
"what?"
The Disaster Dragon was stunned, then he slapped the puppet's head to the ground like a ball, pinched it in his claws, slapped it to the ground, and bounced it back into his claws again.
It seems like they are experimenting what this thing is made of and why it is so weird?
The puppet said, "Can you please be more respectful of my head? I'm not a basketball, how can you hit me for fun?"
The Disaster Dragon continued to pat its head with its claws, up and down, complaining, "What bad luck! I came out for a walk and ran into a weirdo like you."
"I'm unlucky. I met a dragon that played with my head like a ball."
The puppet's head rose and fell. It sighed and complained, "And I must correct this. I am a weird thing, not a weird thing."
The Dragon of Disaster also sighed, grabbed the puppet's head in its two claws, and with a little force, it was about to break the puppet's head in half.
"Hey, you're making my head explode. Aren't you curious at all about what's going to happen on July 7th?"
"Not curious."
As he spoke, the young dragon used his claws to break the puppet's head in half, then spit out a raging flame, burning its skull and brain clean.
Even the eerie laughter that was heard when the doll was destroyed did not sound, as if it had been swallowed up by the flames, without even a muffled sound being heard.
At the same time, in another corner of the Laojingmai district.
[Congratulations, you have completed the first node objective of the main quest "The Last Two Disaster Dragons" - approaching "The Disaster Dragon - Ke Yongzhu" in disguise. ]
[The next target node of this main quest is: "Another Dragon" - gain the trust of the Disaster Dragon and use its sense of smell to find the location of another Disaster Dragon in the world.]
[Node rewards obtained: 2000 experience points, 8 attribute points, 2000 mall coins. ]
[Your current level is: Lv.8 (4000 points/4500 points)]
[There are currently 8 idle attribute points, please allocate and use them in time. ]
【你已将8点属性点分别分配到了“身体素质”和“神经反应”上,属性变化如下——身体素质:60点→64点;神经反应:10→14点】
While allocating attribute points, Ke Mingye cursed in his heart.
"Ah, he is indeed an elementary school student. The others can at least be fooled a little, but Qing Ya is too determined to be fooled, and the elementary school student is too stubborn to be fooled. In a sense, this father and son are quite similar."
He was thinking about the reasons why he was killed instantly: First of all, it was not only because of his poor physical fitness and inability to see the movements of the elementary school student, but also because of his lack of nerve reaction...
No matter how fast you move, it will be useless if your brain can't react.
Ke Mingye breathed a sigh of relief, feeling rather depressed, and suddenly thought of something.
"Wait, I think I forgot to mention one thing. Next time, if I just mention that his third sister is a vampire, will the elementary school student be a little more patient and listen to me?"
The reason why Ke Mingye thought so was because according to his observation, the only people with whom Ke Yongzhu had a relatively close relationship at home were her two sisters, Bai Ziling and Bai Qiuwu.
Besides this, even if you tell an elementary school student, “Your father is Blue Crow, your elder brother is Black Judge, and your second sister is Magical Girl Ashes,” the student will probably just say “Oh,” and then reply, “And then what? It’s none of my business.”
Ke Mingye rested his right arm behind his head, opened the task bar, stared at the node task "Another Dragon", and thought to himself.
"Come to think of it, there is actually another kind of disaster dragon in the world... The elementary school student is just a juvenile, but he has A+ level combat power. What if the other disaster dragon has evolved to the 'perfect form'? Wouldn't it be at least the same as the god Zeus, with S-level combat power?"
Thinking of this, Ke Mingye took a breath and made up his mind secretly.
"It seems that we have to quickly pry this information out of the elementary school student. Only he and the people of the Ninja Clan can find the second dragon hidden in the world..."
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(End of this chapter)