Chapter 265: Red Moon, the Internet's Famous Person, the Sloth Witch's Next Target
On August 8th, at eight o'clock in the morning, in a classroom of Yandai Primary School.
The space-time rift that stood in the air like a giant pupil slowly closed, and the front of the dark green train was pulled abruptly into it. However, everyone's eyes were focused on another place at this time.
Kobe stared blankly at the photo of Xiziyue projected on the wall and swallowed.
The wand is not an ordinary wand, but is in the shape of a sickle; the magic dress is red and black; there is a cigarette in her mouth; and the most important thing is the unruly posture and expression - she is simply the magical girl Hongyue Benyue.
"Oh my god, isn't this our paranoid adult?" Kobe thought in shock.
"Another mutant magical girl?" Kunou Sakura looked at the magical girl holding a sickle in the photo, raised her eyebrows, and thought secretly.
"Miss, who is this person?" Liu Huazi asked in a low voice.
"I don't know him." Kunezakura shook her head, her mind full of mixed thoughts.
As far as is known, the number of magical girls in the world who possess mutant wands does not exceed single digits, and these characters, except for "Utena", one of the Big Three, have all gathered in this unworthy elementary school classroom at this moment.
Reizhong Douji whose wand is in the form of a "bell", Ashes in the form of an "umbrella", Qili's "axe", Kunezakura's "tachi", Ryukako's "Kaleidoscope"... These magical girls with unique talents are basically equivalent to the highest level of alliances in various countries, so they are invited to gather here at such a critical time.
Just to... fight against the upcoming "Witch Night".
Seeing that the classroom was silent, Xiziyue glanced at the people in the classroom, observing the reactions on their faces.
The Spirit Bell Child sat on the suspended black bell, with her hands on her hips. She glanced at the magical girl Hongyue in the photo, then quickly looked away, gently shaking her legs and saying, "Boring person."
Qili lowered her cowboy hat and held up one hand to show that she had never seen this person before;
Yuya shook her head slightly, her light golden hair swaying gently;
Kunezakura shrugged, and Ryukako, who sat next to her, remained silent;
Seeing this, Xiziyue lowered her head slightly and fiddled with the magic camera, and continued to explain slowly: "This is the second photo. Both photos were secretly taken by peeping photographers on those illegal websites. They spread very quickly on the Internet. Even our public relations department didn't notice it. This magical girl became an Internet celebrity in just one night."
She raised the cup she had held in her hand and took a sip of tea. "Of course, this is not surprising. After all, almost everyone who has been online knows that mutant wands represent the most intuitive talent. Magical girls who hold such wands are basically destined to be world-class. In addition, her appearance is quite attractive, so it is normal that everyone is discussing and paying attention to these two photos."
Xiziyue paused and said, "So... as you can see, the public now tends to hope that we can make her code name public and let her debut as soon as possible. But what they don't know is that before today, at least as far as I know... there was no such person in the Beijing area."
As she spoke, she pressed the button of the magic camera in her hand again, and then the second photo was projected onto the blackboard in the classroom.
Judging from the background of the photo, it was night time, and the location seemed to be the Hong Deng Commercial District around Beijing. After all, the shadow of the Beijing Tower could be vaguely seen in the corner of the photo. At this time, a figure in a dark red dress was standing on the rooftop of the building, leaning slightly against the railing, smoking a cigarette.
The girl tucked a huge sickle under her armpit, with an indifferent expression and eyes lowered, gazing at the brightly lit long street in the distance, her dark red hair flying in the night sky.
If the previous photo was too blurry, this one clearly shows the girl's face and her special wand.
You could even see that her eyes were slightly red, as if she had just shed tears.
"As you can see, this is a mutant wand owner. As of today, there are no more than a few mutant wand owners in the world, so the possibility that she was targeted by the witch is not low." Xiziyue said lightly, "If any of you know anything about her, remember to inform me in time."
Still no one responded.
"It's really paranoia..."
In silence, Kobe thought, his eyes widened, cold sweat stained the small feathers on his head, and he looked like a drowned chicken. But he quickly regained the dignity of an owl, staring solemnly at the magical girl in the photo, so as not to reveal any flaws.
"Do you have any idea about the contracted beast over there?" Xiziyue asked calmly without turning her head.
"I have no idea, but she...she is so beautiful." As he spoke, a line of blood flowed from Kobe's nostrils. He raised his wings to wipe it off, adjusted his tone and continued: "And she is so elegant, this kind of queen does not lose the girlish feeling, the evil charm does not lose the purity..."
Before it could finish its words, it was interrupted by a fist swinging overhead.
Schnaian lowered his dead fish eyes with dark circles under them, and tapped its head gently. He seemed to be still unsatisfied, so he put his two fists on both sides of Kobe's head and punched it hard for a few times, just like Nobita's mother scolding Nobita in Doraemon.
"Schnaian, stop, stop, my head is going to explode!" said the owl crying.
"You'll get horny, horny, horny, horny when you see a magical girl..." Schnaian muttered to himself.
"My fault! My fault!"
The owl said this, but used the telepathy between the contracted beast and the magical girl to tell her: Aren't you also aroused when you see a magical girl?
"Only me, not you." Shi Naian replied in his heart.
"You're invincible!"
"Still learning bad memes from me, learning bad memes, learning bad memes from me..." Schnaian said using telepathy and patted the owl's head.
Xiziyue withdrew her gaze from Kobe and stopped watching the fight between the man and the owl.
She said calmly, "I see. I thought Mr. Contracted Beast would know. What a pity..."
"What an interesting contracted beast. Can you lend it to me to take home and play with for two days?" Kunou Sakura played with a strand of red hair, looked up at Kobe, and asked Schnaian with a smile.
"I'm sorry." Shi Naian said, "No matter how stupid or lustful it is, it's still mine..."
Before she could finish her words, Kobe jumped up from her arms and said to Kunezakura enthusiastically: "I'll lend you, I'll lend you myself, take me home, Kunezakura-sama--!!"
A black line suddenly appeared on Schnaian's forehead. He reached out and pressed Kobe's beak, closing it tightly to prevent it from making any sound.
Kobe sighed. Seeing that his body was completely controlled by Schnee, he was too lazy to continue acting.
In the past month, in addition to the number one gigolo, Ke Mingye basically added all the players in the city as friends using the main body, which naturally included Pianran who was working as a network administrator in the Internet cafe downstairs.
At this moment, looking at the photo that Xiziyue projected on the wall with the magic camera, Kobe's personality, which was in control of the body, instantly switched back to the original body and controlled Ke Mingye to open the chat panel.
[Failed Man: Someone from the Alliance took a photo of you smoking on the rooftop as a magical girl.]
[Failed Man: If you don’t understand, just ask, what is going on? ]
[Paranoia: Haha, Spider-Man, answer me first, which personality are you using to talk to me now, Little Red Riding Hood, Blue Owl, or... the Dice Monster? ]
[Failed Man: I am Kobe, don’t compare me with those two kids like Blue Owl and Strange Thing.]
[Paranoia: Who is Kobe? ]
Oh no, I let it slip. Kobe sweated secretly, thought for a moment, and continued typing using Ke Mingye's body.
[Failed Man: Basketball player. Apart from this, did you not go online today? Your photo went viral overnight.]
[Paranoia: Oh? Is that true? Is this the charm of Paranoia? Haha, as expected.]
[Paranoia: Wait, Mr. Paranoia suddenly discovered a key point: Is this really my photo? Are you sure someone is not maliciously impersonating Mr. Paranoia? ]
【Failed Man: Who would do such a thing? 】
[Paranoia: Anti-dog. ]
[Failed Man: Although intellectuals are damned, you can just check it out online. ]
[Paranoia: Hehe... Spider-Man, I made a mistake... I have turned evil. ]
[Failed Man: Is this really not a normal performance? ]
[Paranoia: Last night I had an argument with the old lady in the Internet cafe. She actually insulted the intelligence of the paranoid adult. The paranoid adult felt that mortals could not understand his wisdom, so he had to fly outside to find a place to smoke and relieve his boredom...]
[Pan: Was he photographed? I see. Even a serious person like Pan can make such a mistake. Humans are really complicated creatures.]
[Paranormal: Hehe... I have to say, these two photos are very well taken, capturing the king's loneliness and alienation... This is the strength of Paranoid-sama. Even if he becomes a magical girl, he is still a magical girl among magical girls, and the king among females.]
[Failed Man: Go away, be careful next time, or you might get caught by a witch and taught a lesson. I heard there’s a witch around Beijing who specifically targets disobedient magical girls. If she catches you, she’ll use her tentacles to teach you a lesson…]
[Failed Man: Paranoid Sir, you don’t want to encounter this kind of thing, right? ]
[Paranoia: She is just a witch, how can she be a match for Master Paranoia? ]
[Paranoia: You know, even the Black Judge was afraid of Paranoia. I was sitting opposite him, but he was scared and looked away after just one look. Haha, is this the S-level executive of the Control Bureau? That's all. He is already far inferior to Paranoia in terms of momentum. He still needs to practice.]
Looking at this message, Kobe was completely furious, and the feathers on his head were shaking wildly.
It thought to itself: "Paranoia, wait for me. The next time you get scolded by the Internet cafe owner and secretly drop your little pearl to turn into a magical girl and run out to smoke, I will let Schneian catch you and teach you a lesson so that you will behave yourself."
[Paranoia: Spider-Man, you did a good thing. ]
【Failed Man: What good thing? 】
[Paranoia: You once again made me realize how irresistible my charm is. I became famous on the Internet just by being secretly photographed. I will be more careful in the future and try to suppress my damn... charming charm. I should have known that I would receive thunderous applause just by showing up casually.]
[Paranoia: Hey...some people work hard but can't make any waves, while others can turn the world upside down with just a thought. This is...the power of Mr. Paranoia.]
【Failed Man: That’s enough. 】
[Paranoia: Oh? I see they all seem to want me to join the Tongmenghui, why don’t I go and report tomorrow?]
[Failed Man: The Alliance does not accept male girls. I suggest you stay in your place.]
[Paranoia: That Little Red Riding Hood...]
[Failed Man: Little Red Riding Hood is a girl, You Minglu is also a girl, so she is not a sissy. ]
[Failed Man: Hongyue is a woman, and paranoia is a man, so he is a manly woman. ]
[Failed Man: Okay? ]
[Paranoia: Loneliness is a kind of loneliness. ]
[Paranoia: And I have long been alone in the world. ]
[Paranoia: Heh... Heh heh (already blackened), heh heh heh, I understand what you mean, Spider-Man. Since you are destined to be the loneliest magical girl, then let Paranoia bear all this yourself.]
[Failed Man: Don't die in my panel. ]
Kobe was chatting with Paranoia when two figures suddenly walked in from outside the classroom. They were a girl in a pink pleated skirt and a girl in a yellow magic dress. Compared with the other magic girls present, they looked both immature and petite.
Shi Naian looked at the two strange figures curiously, and their faceplates appeared in front of him. [Character Code: Magical Girl Rainbow]
[Age: 13 years old]
[Strength: C+ level]
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[Character Code: Magical Girl Maple]
[Age: 15 years old]
[Strength: C++ level]
Watching the two people walk into the classroom, Little Red Riding Hood turned her head slightly and asked Ashes, "Where are they going? I haven't seen them recently."
"Xiao Feng's family is very rich, and Xiao Hong has a good relationship with them, so she went on a trip to Austria with her family. It seems that she just got off the plane early this morning."
"Oh," said Little Red Riding Hood, wondering why she hadn't seen them at the Alliance during this period.
"Sorry, we are late!" said the magical girl Rainbow.
"We didn't mean to do that. The flight was delayed!" said the magical girl Feng.
After the two of them lowered their heads and apologized very quickly, they slowly raised their eyes to look at the powerful people in the classroom, and immediately looked at each other tremblingly.
"Ling Zhong Tongzi and Yu Ya are here."
"There are actually nine cherry blossoms."
"I heard that the Icelandic woman is a scumbag and likes to play with the feelings of magical girls. Xiaohong, you have to be careful."
"Hey, my sexual orientation is normal, how could I be cheated by her? Feng, you should be careful."
Feng and Hong were whispering to each other.
Xiziyue took a sip of tea and said in a gentle tone: "You've come at the right time, Xiaofeng, Xiaohong, do you know this magical girl?" As she spoke, she looked up and pointed at the photo projected on the wall.
Hearing this, they both looked at the photo and shook their heads at the same time.
"That means no one knows her. It's such a headache." Xiziyue said softly, looking at Little Red Riding Hood from the side. "Little Red Riding Hood, if you have time, please ask other magical girls in the Beijing Alliance branch for me. You can find their photos on the Internet. If you have any news, please notify me as soon as possible."
"Why me?" asked Little Red Riding Hood.
"You are more popular." Xiziyue said, "Wouldn't our classmate Huijin get into a fight if he asked?"
"master--!"
"I'm just telling the truth. Okay, I'm leaving now. Let me know if there's anything else."
After saying that, Xiziyue raised the card to summon the space-time train. With a loud rumble, her short hair lifted slightly, and she climbed into the cab at the front of the train slowly. Then the train started, and the pumpkin head hanging on the front of the train swayed and emitted a faint light, and it drove into the space-time crack with a rumble of the engine.
It disappeared without a trace in the blink of an eye, and then a brief silence enveloped the classroom.
"So...disband?"
Kunezakura turned her head, looked at everyone with a faint smile on her face, and was the first to ask a question.
"Disband."
As Lingzhong Tongzi's lazy voice fell, her figure instantly disappeared from the spot, leaving only a mighty bell sound lingering in the air.
"gone……"
Qili chewed gum, turned around slowly, and walked out of the classroom slowly.
Yuya tilted her head slightly, her light golden hair glowing like silky silver in the sunlight, and she said, "I want her cell phone number."
As she spoke, she raised her finger and pointed at Little Red Riding Hood.
"You... are just wishful thinking." The girl in the Gothic skirt said, and stood up to protect Little Red Riding Hood, pulled a chair and sat down, blocking Yuya's sight.
"Cell phone number." Yuya seemed to be oblivious to what others were saying. She completely ignored Ashes and continued to ask Little Red Riding Hood in an indifferent tone.
"Sorry...I don't have a cell phone." said Little Red Riding Hood.
Just as she finished speaking, a ringtone suddenly rang from her pocket. The ringtone she set was a cheerful Christmas song.
So in the dead silent classroom, only the cheerful "Jingle Bells" melody lingered in everyone's ears.
The magical girl Kunou Sakura chuckled, while Ryukako beside her had a blank expression on her face.
Yuya was silent.
Little Red Riding Hood also fell silent.
Huijin stood between the two of them. He wanted to sternly persuade Yuya, a guy who had killed countless women, to retreat, but at this moment he couldn't help but puff up his face slightly.
After a while, Little Red Riding Hood raised her finger and pointed at Shi Naian, breaking the silence: "It was this person's phone. Because her magic dress had no pockets, she stuffed her phone into my pocket."
"Eh...?" Shi Naian turned his dead fish eyes and looked at Little Red Riding Hood helplessly.
After a while, she sighed and said listlessly, "Okay, then just treat it as my phone."
Seeing this, Youya seemed to know that Little Red Riding Hood didn't want to pay attention to her, so she said lightly: "See you next time, Little Red Riding Hood."
After saying that, he turned around and walked out of the classroom like a robot.
"Then let's go too... We have an appointment at a Japanese restaurant, and we'll be late if we don't leave now." Seeing that most people had left, Kunou Sakura stood up from the windowsill, stretched, and spoke.
"Goodbye." Little Red Riding Hood lowered her head and said casually.
After she finished speaking, Kunou Sakura waved at her, and then she and Ryukako walked out of the classroom shoulder to shoulder.
Watching those big shots leave one after another, Magical Girl Feng and Magical Girl Hong both breathed a sigh of relief.
"Senior, since the meeting is over, Xiaohong and I will leave first?" Feng raised his head and asked Huijin carefully, "We haven't had breakfast yet. I have been craving for dessert for a long time. Food abroad is so disgusting..."
"Feng, are we having dessert so early in the morning?" Hong turned her head and looked at her in surprise.
"The new dessert shop on Hongge Commercial Street, we've been traveling for half a month, and I haven't tried it yet."
Feng put his hands behind his back and pouted slightly.
"You guys go. Be careful on the road." Huijin looked sideways at the two of them and said lightly.
"Yeah." After saying that, the two walked away. In the classroom that suddenly became much emptier, Little Red Riding Hood asked, "What should we do then?"
"What else can we do? Go home," said Ashes.
"oh oh."
Shi Naian remained silent while the two talked. She turned her head slightly to stare outside the classroom, watching Feng and Hong walk away together.
As she looked, her cheeks turned slightly red for some reason, and then she retracted her eyes, which were covered with heavy dark circles, and looked at her knees.
Suddenly, Shi Naian raised his head and said, "Uh, two seniors... I left something at home. I will go back and get the things and then return to your house. I promise I won't run away."
"Then I'll accompany you?"
Shi Naian shook his head: "No, I'll be back soon."
Hearing this, Little Red Riding Hood also said: "So... I also left something in the hotel."
"Are you coming too?"
As she spoke, the girl in the Gothic skirt turned her head slightly and looked at her suspiciously, wondering if these two had conspired to go out and play together or something?
"Anyway, I'm leaving now, Senior."
After saying that, Little Red Riding Hood stood up from the chair, walked to the windowsill, raised her magic wand, and flew out of the window wrapped in a thick layer of snow.
In fact... the reason she left was that the existence time of this doll had reached its limit, and she had to replace it quickly, otherwise it would be too late if she didn't leave.
As for why Shi Naian left, that is another reason.
Half an hour later, Hongge Food Street.
"Xiao Feng, are you sure this is the way?"
"What a fucking crappy map. It guides you to some weird routes. It's so infuriating..."
An Hong and Qiu Xia were walking slowly in a narrow alley. When they looked up, the sky was cut by the air conditioner and the dense electrical wires, leaving only a slightly blue edge, which was so depressing that it made them feel breathless.
The two of them put their heads together and looked down at their phones. The map showed that they were in front of Hongge Food Street. It was still early, and most of the shops in the food street were closed. They could only look at the pictures of the dishes on the signs to satisfy their cravings, but they heard that the dessert shop was open all day, so they came here early.
Just as the two of them reached the center of the alley, his expression suddenly changed slightly.
They slowly turned sideways, turned their heads, and looked at the figure walking behind them.
The visitor wore a black beret and a black and purple long skirt. The hem of the skirt was slightly torn, and a pair of bat-like wings slowly grew out from his back.
She held a black whip in her hand, with a broken gem embedded in the handle, and magic power faintly emanating from it.
The Witch of Sloth walked over slowly. Under the shadow of her beret, her eyes burned with purple-red flames. A trace of ink wrapped around the corners of her eyes stretched upwards, and her cheeks were slightly flushed.
"I've been waiting for you for a long time... You're finally back." She held her face with both hands and licked her lips, "Play well... with me for a while."
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