Chapter 233: The Witch of Sloth Invades the Alliance (Part )
July 24th, Yandai Primary School, on the fifth floor of a teaching building.

The golden sunlight poured in through the windows of the corridor, and the mottled light and shadows danced and swayed on a half-open wooden door.

The door is painted with pencils of a series of cartoon characters, including Pikachu, Ironclad Little Treasure, and Black Cat Sheriff. They have become blurred under the erosion of time, and they must be the footprints left by a child.

Soon, there was a faint sound of footsteps coming from the corridor outside the door.

"Wait, why are you in such a hurry? It's not like people are going to run away."

As the girl in the gothic skirt spoke, she grabbed Little Red Riding Hood's hand and pressed her against the door frame. She then glanced at Schneien in the classroom and asked, "What's her code name?"

"Senior, I'm a new magical girl and I don't have a code name yet."

Little Red Riding Hood said this expressionlessly, resting the back of her head lightly against the door frame. She raised her eyes and stared motionlessly at the girl in the Gothic skirt right in front of her.

Upon hearing this, Magical Girl Ash withdrew her gaze from the newcomer and met Little Red Riding Hood's eyes.

She raised her eyebrows and continued to ask, "You mean she just became a magical girl and she rushed to join the Alliance?"

Little Red Riding Hood shook her head: "I don't know, I heard that the contract was signed a few days ago." As she spoke, she glanced at Shi Naian and the owl she was holding in her arms.

"Ok."

"Senior, you're too close." Little Red Riding Hood suddenly warned, "Your breath tickles my nose."

Only then did Huijin realize that he and Little Red Riding Hood were so close that their noses were almost touching. Little Red Riding Hood's back was against the classroom door frame, and she couldn't move back even if she wanted to.

At this moment, Schnaian and Owl in the classroom turned their heads at the same time and cast their glances over.

Shi Naian looked at this scene, rubbed his non-existent dark circles, and said dejectedly: "No way, buddy, are all the magical girls in the Alliance so gay?"

The owl shook his head and said seriously, "Don't slander my Miss Little Red Riding Hood."

"Oh, that makes me even more excited." Shi Naian whispered, "If I caught Little Red Riding Hood and whipped her in front of Ashes, what kind of expression would Ashes show?"

"Oh my! Didn't we make an agreement that we can't do anything to Little Red Riding Hood?" the owl said quickly.

"Well, then I'll grab the ashes and in front of Little Red Riding Hood..."

The owl interrupted her fantasy and said, "I think you can give it a try. You'll be successful if she doesn't shoot you into a hornet's nest. The most violent magical girl in Beijing is this psychopath in a gothic skirt. Let's stay as far away from her as possible, okay?" It paused, "I'll remind you one last time, don't provoke her. You're just asking for trouble."

"Okay, then I'll start by training the weak magical girls and absorbing their magic power, and then I'll take action against this psychopath in a gothic skirt."

Shi Naian said in a low voice, with a barely visible arc at the corner of his mouth.

The owl was horrified and thought, you are usually lazier than anyone else, but why do you become so active when it comes to training magical girls? No wonder your name after turning into a witch is "The Witch of Sloth and Lust", the name really suits you.

As the two were talking in a low voice, the magical girl Ashes became aware of their gazes, glanced sideways, and the tips of her ears turned slightly red.

Then he quickly let go of Little Red Riding Hood's hand and kept a short distance from her.

"Thank you."

Little Red Riding Hood lowered her head and touched her wrist which had a red mark on it.

The magical girl Ash raised her fair hand to her forehead and breathed a sigh of relief.

To be honest, it was really hard for her to keep a distance from Little Red Riding Hood: because Little Red Riding Hood's personality was like that of a robot, dull-witted, with a permanent expression on her face, and sometimes like a penguin that came from Antarctica to visit the human world. Who would keep a distance and boundaries with such a little penguin?
I just can't help but go up to hold its hand and touch its head.

However, she had to admit that Little Red Riding Hood looked very quiet at ordinary times, but in certain situations she loved to joke more than anyone else, and her thoughts were hard to understand.

"Senior, do you usually do this to others?" Little Red Riding Hood suddenly asked.

"Where did you learn the word 'wall dong'? Even if you have a cell phone, please don't go online and learn some random words every day, okay?"

Ashes said angrily, "You're the one who was so anxious to pull me here..."

Before she finished speaking, Little Red Riding Hood interrupted her: "I'm sorry, it's all my fault that I set a trap for you to make you embarrass me in front of the newcomers. You did nothing wrong, it's all our fault that you sucked the garbage..."

The magical girl Ash raised her hand in time to cover Little Red Riding Hood's mouth before she started her classic chant.

"stop."

Little Red Riding Hood tilted her head and looked at her innocently like a kitten.

"I'm speechless. I'm really speechless."

Magical Girl Ashes said unhappily, took a deep breath, and said without question, "Let's go in. You are not allowed to talk after we go in. Let me ask them questions, Okay?"

Little Red Riding Hood couldn't make a sound, so she nodded silently.

"Let's go then."

After saying that, the magical girl Ash loosened the black leather glove that was pressing against Little Red Riding Hood's mouth and moved forward.

Under the gazes of Schnaian and Owl, she moved to the opposite side of them, pulled up a chair in front of the conference table and sat down.

She crossed her legs, raised her clear face slightly, and looked at the two of them with an unfriendly gaze, as if she was trying to save some face for herself.

At the same time, he would occasionally glance at Little Red Riding Hood sitting on the side.

She was a little worried that the Little Red Riding Hood beside her would speak. She didn't know why, but every time she tried to save some face in front of new people and act cool, she would be hit by the Little Red Riding Hood's tricky words, which would quickly break her plan.

"Hello." Shi Naian nodded at her, "I'm Shi Naian, and this is my contracted beast, Kobe." As she said that, she raised her index finger and poked the owl's cheek.

As a double agent, she was already extremely stressed out at the moment, especially when she thought about when she would be able to appear in front of the two people in the form of a witch, control the tentacles to tie them up, and then perform a series of unspeakable operations. Her blood pressure gradually rose.

She quickly lowered her head, gently raised her hand to wipe away the blood from her nose, and kept an expressionless face.

In order to relieve the pressure, Shi Naian took a sip of the tea in the thermos, and a faint bitter taste rose to the tip of her tongue - this was what her mother asked her to bring before she went out.

Then she poked the owl's head and thought, since the owner has greeted her, how could the dog not say hello? It should at least bark to show its affection, right?
The owl was reminded of this and greeted naturally.

"Hello, Master Ashes."

"cough--!"

Shi Naian's expression fell and he almost spit out the tea in his mouth.

She covered her mouth with her hand and took out a tissue to wipe the water stains.

Then he looked at the owl in his arms, his eyes twitching slightly, thinking, you called me a "psycho in a gothic skirt" behind my back, but when we meet, you just called me "Lord Ashes", right?
"This is the first time I've seen a contracted beast that speaks so clearly." Hearing Kobe's words, Ashes couldn't help but raise his eyebrows, feeling quite curious.

"Really?" Little Red Riding Hood said, "I said this contracted beast is very weird, it must be a mutant. The other contracted beasts either speak unclearly or are not very smart."

"I'm not a mutant, but you're right that I'm smart." Owl snorted.

"Do the other contracted beasts speak differently from it?" Shi Naian asked curiously.

"Different."

"Different."

Little Red Riding Hood and Ashes shook their heads at the same time.

"Lisp..." Shi Naian thought for a moment and asked listlessly, "Damn, could it be that all other contracted beasts speak with an accent like Ding Zhen's?"

Hearing this, Ashes looked puzzled, while Little Red Riding Hood puffed up her cheeks slightly, but her expression quickly returned to calm.

She coughed twice, and asked before Ashes could, "Excuse me, who is Ding Zhen?"

"A friend from my hometown." Shi Naian didn't realize until then that he had said the wrong thing, so he quickly made up for it: "He is very far away from here. I am so bored without him. I cry every day. I wish I could fly to Litang to herd cattle and reminisce about my childhood that was as innocent and romantic as wildfire."

"What a strange person." Ashes leaned back a little, resting his back against the back of the chair, and whispered to Little Red Riding Hood.

"I think so too," Little Red Riding Hood replied.

The two of them looked at each other sideways, and then turned their gaze to Shi Naian.

The girl in the gothic skirt thought for a moment, then crossed her shoulders, raised her leather-gloved fingers, and tapped her arms lightly. "So you want to join the Alliance, right?"

"That's right." Shi Naian nodded, "I want to join the Alliance."

"What did you say your name was?"

"Schnaian."

"Shi Naian?" Huijin was stunned.

"Shi for exertion, Nai for helplessness, and An for safety." Shi Naian rubbed her eye sockets and emphasized, "Every time I mention my name, people will misunderstand me. My parents hope that I can become a scholar like Shi Naian. But if I could really write Water Margin, I wouldn't become a professional magical girl."

"Where do you live?"

The girl in the Gothic skirt opened the drawer of the conference table while speaking, and took out a blank file. She attached the gray magic to her fingertips and scratched the "Name" line on the file page with her fingernails, leaving three gray words - "Schnaian", and then stopped her finger on the "Address" line, waiting for Schnaian's reply.

"I'm going to the villa next to the resort on the coast." Shi Naian replied.

"Which villa?"

"What villa? There is only one villa, and this one villa is my home." Hearing this, Huijin couldn't help but be stunned for a moment, then raised his finger wrapped in magic power and wrote some words on the file.

"Have you been here for a long time, or have you just arrived in Beijing?"

"I came here a few days ago."

"What's the reason?"

"There's no reason. We have a lot of houses, so we can live wherever we want. So during the summer vacation, we moved to the Gujiusicun Coast near Beijing." Shi Naian said dejectedly, "If I have to give a reason... I'm about to enter the third year of junior high school. My parents think that living by the sea is better than living in the city center, and it's more convenient for me to study after school, so they moved here."

Hearing this, Little Red Riding Hood suddenly turned her head, stared at Ashes' cheek motionlessly, and whispered: "Senior...or should I just step away for a while."

Ashes turned to look at her and asked curiously, "Why?"

Little Red Riding Hood lowered her head, looking gloomy.

"We little girls who grew up with garbage in our mouths will feel heartbroken when we hear such words. Comparing ourselves with others will only make us angry. It turns out that little girls who grew up with garbage in their mouths can't sit down and chat with little girls who grew up with a silver spoon in their mouths. Maybe after this interview, I will find a building and jump off."

"If you want to leave, just leave. Don't jump off the building."

"Then I'll go." Little Red Riding Hood's face returned to calm.

"Walk."

"Senior, I'm really leaving."

"roll."

Hearing this, Little Red Riding Hood stood up from the wooden chair and was about to leave when Shi Naian suddenly called her, "Little Red Riding Hood, are you going to come to my house to play later?"

"Ugly, we are not familiar with each other." said Little Red Riding Hood.

Shi Naian raised his hands, pointed his index fingers together, and said listlessly: "My contracted beast likes you very much. It uses my phone every day to secretly watch the videos of you taken by netizens."

"I I I I, how could that be--!" the owl screamed.

"Thank you." Little Red Riding Hood said to it.

"So you want to come to my house and play? This guy will be very happy." said Shi Naian.

"No. But if Senior Ashes goes too, then I will go. I'm her little follower." Little Red Riding Hood said, holding Ashes' arm and leaning her head on her shoulder.

"We don't know each other, get out of here."

After saying that, Huijin shrugged his arms lightly to shake off Little Red Riding Hood's hands and head, then ignored this drama queen and continued asking questions while recording the words in the file.

"age?"

"14 is old."

"What about gender?"

"gender?"

Shi Naian was slightly stunned and thought to himself that there is actually such a question. Could it be that there is such a saying as "Having a sex change in Thailand and becoming a magical girl"?
Ashes crossed his shoulders, stared up at her, and said indifferently: "There are cases in history where men became magical girls. There's nothing to be surprised about."

Hearing this, Owl said in a deep voice: "I have always wanted to contract a male magical girl. If I sign a contract with a magical boy, I can brag about it for a long time among the contracted beasts. Unfortunately, I haven't found one."

Ashes looked down at the file, and said coldly without even raising his head: "Shut up, I didn't ask you."

The owl rolled its eyes, cursed inwardly "Gothic skirt psychopath", and shut its mouth obediently.

"I am a female," said Schnaian.

Huijin wrote the word "female" on the file and said, "Then cancel the transformation. We need to confirm your appearance and take a photo for record."

"Okay."

Schnaian responded casually, gently grasping the wand, and then his body was enveloped by a layer of cocoon light.

The next moment, when the cocoon light shattered, she had turned back into the girl wearing a gray sweater, a hood, and dark circles under her eyes as heavy as a dead person. The huge contrast before and after the transformation surprised Little Red Riding Hood and Ashes.

The magical girl Ashes tilted her head, causing her jet-black hair to fall slightly to her ears.

She was stunned for a moment, opened her mouth and said, "Pay attention to your daily routine."

How dare you say that to her? Little Red Riding Hood thought, you are the one who stays up the latest at home every day, even the crow father is ashamed of himself.

"Thank you." Shi Naian said, rubbing the dark circles under his eyes, "I feel that dark circles are natural. In fact, I like to sleep very much, but they can't be eliminated."

Huijin summoned the magic book, held it in one hand, and quickly flipped the pages with the other. Amid the swish sounds, she quickly found the corresponding page and took out a magic card from the card slot - [Magic Camera].

Then she slowly crushed the cards, and a classic old-fashioned camera appeared in her hand. She raised the camera to Schnaian and pressed the shutter with a click, and then the camera disappeared.

Instead, an illusory image floats in mid-air.

She dragged the image formed by the magical light spots, controlled its size and proportion, and finally waved her right hand lightly and stuffed it at the bottom of the file table.

Then, a photo of Schnaian himself appeared in the file.

"Oh...how magical." Shi Naian was slightly surprised.

"Senior, you are so handsome," Little Red Riding Hood said in a flat tone, clapping her hands lightly, "Can you take a picture of me and don't put it in the file?"

"Where should I put it?"

"Put it in your heart."

"If you don't get out of here, I'm going to get angry."

Huijin's eyelids twitched slightly. As she spoke, she put the file on the table and looked up at Shi Naian: "I have sent the information to my teacher. She will process your application for membership when she wakes up."

After that, she took out her phone from her pocket, opened WeChat and sent a message to Xiziyue, "To be honest, you came at a bad time. She might still be sleeping in at this time."

"Really? Then I'll come back in the afternoon," said Shi Naian.

As a result, just as she finished her words, there was a sudden rumbling sound in the air, and then the air in a corner of the classroom suddenly broke, and a huge space-time crack suddenly opened up, and the air poured in.

Immediately afterwards, with a loud whistle, the front of a dark green tram crashed into the classroom. Fortunately, it was only the front of the tram, otherwise the entire classroom would have been torn apart by the tram.

Seeing this scene, Owl and Schnaian were stunned. Apart from them, the two people in the classroom were not surprised by this scene and had already gotten used to it.

The girl in the Gothic skirt raised her eyebrows slightly and looked sideways at Xiziyue in the driver's seat: "Really... Master, you got up so early today?"

A short-haired girl wearing a light blue cheongsam got off the train and said as she put some potato chips into her mouth, "I just went to Disneyland with my friends and was about to go to bed when I saw your message... So, who is the new person you were talking about?"

As she said that, she turned her head and looked at Shi Naian who was frightened, "Is that you?"

Shi Naian was stunned for a moment: "Uh...right."

"Have you filled out the file?"

"Master, I filled it out before you came, and I've been waiting for you to come."

Magic Girl Hui Jin said impatiently, raised her slender index and middle fingers, picked up the file on the table, and then attached a layer of magic to the paper, and threw it towards Xi Ziyue. The file, which was covered with a layer of gray magic, was as sharp as a knife, and it spun in the air and flew towards Xi Ziyue.

She raised her finger expressionlessly and took the file without even using her magic power. Then she lowered her eyes and checked the file: "Okay, congratulations, Shi Naian, you are now a member of the Alliance."

Shi Naian was stunned.

"……It's that simple?"

"That's what I asked at the beginning," said Little Red Riding Hood.

"It's that simple." Xiziyue said, putting away the file form and changing the subject, "But... there is one more thing."

Having said that, she took out a high-tech-looking metal helmet from somewhere and placed it on the conference table.

Seeing this, Little Red Riding Hood held her breath slightly.

There is no doubt...the name of this thing is "Brain Imaging Helmet".

"Hey, Kobe, what the hell is this?"

Schnaian looked at the brain imaging helmet and whispered to the owl in his arms.

"I do not know."

Owl swallowed a mouthful of water and thought that he must find a way to fool the brain imaging helmet, otherwise he would really have to let the Dice Monster play a touching erhu piece at Schneian's funeral as compensation.

"This is a routine induction inspection. You have to wear this helmet to check if you are an alien species." Xiziyue said, eating a piece of potato chips, and then stretched lazily. "I can't help it... The higher-ups have been putting pressure on me recently, so I have to take it seriously and pretend. I hope you can all cooperate so that I don't get scolded too much. Thank you."

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