Chapter 173: Intracranial Meeting: Strange Thing x Blue Owl x Little Red Riding Hood (Part )
When Ke Mingye opened the door, he put on his slippers and quietly raised his eyes, looking at the living room with a barely visible gaze.
Fortunately, Ke Xiaomo was not seen. It seemed that the second brother had returned to the room to rest.
Ok ok, I blame the stress on sleeping...
Ke Mingye heaved a sigh of relief, walked carefully past the sofa, and climbed up the stairs to the second floor. Even the clacking sound of his slippers when he walked was unusually restrained.
I was afraid that before I even entered the room, someone would drag me to talk therapy again.
This day has been so eventful that I am almost exhausted. Today's events were one after another and I finally have time to take a breath.
Of course, my elder sister and second brother’s meetings were over, but my father’s meeting was still scheduled.
Ke Mingye estimated that his father would probably take him to a meeting in a few days, and by then he would either be banished to the cold palace, or start a path of loving father and filial piety.
Anyway, the good days are yet to come. With Dad's personality, he will definitely be under more pressure than my second brother during a meeting.
Thinking of this, Ke Mingye couldn't help but sigh softly.
As soon as he reached the second floor, he saw Yongzhu, Ziling, Zini and others spreading a fluffy blanket on the floor and sitting under a pumpkin lantern playing Monopoly.
Just as he was about to pretend he didn't see them and walked past the three people, Bai Zini suddenly reached out and pulled his trouser leg, asking him to help her roll a dice, and said that if he stepped on the landmine, she would bite him!
Ke Mingye knew he couldn't outsmart Bai Zini, so he picked up the dice and threw them at the Monopoly map. Perhaps because he was used to throwing the disaster dice, he actually threw a good number for him.
"Love you bro!"
Bai Zini clapped her hands, her eyes lit up, she picked up her chess piece, ran into the bank, and pocketed all the savings of Bai Ziling and Ke Yongzhu.
The other two people's faces darkened, and they silently cast resentful looks at Ke Mingye.
"What does it have to do with me?"
As he said this, Ke Mingye gave the two of them a condescending look, then walked past the edge of the carpet and returned to his room.
He closed the door and locked it at the speed of light, then fell sideways on the bed and raised his right arm to block the light from the ceiling, as if isolating himself from the noisy world outside.
But you could still hear the sounds of laughter and playfulness coming from the corridor.
He stretched out the index finger of his other hand and slowly pressed the light-off button on the bedside table.
Hey.
As the lights in the room went out, he breathed a sigh of relief, slowly closed his eyelids, and at the same time used the enhanced E-level skill - "Personality Tearing".
Based on the effect of this skill, he can split his main personality into three secondary personalities.
But because the other two personalities are too unreliable and even a bit sinister, they can easily go to extremes.
So he decided to give the right to resolve the "personality tear" to our calm and reliable Comrade Blue Owl, in case something unexpected happens later and the personality cannot be restored, which would lead to a big disaster.
Then, as the "Personality Tearing" skill took effect, Ke Mingye's consciousness was split apart in a violent tearing sensation, and a violent buzzing sound enveloped his ears.
When he came to his senses, he felt like a god who could not be approached or interfere with the world. He was high above, looking down at a small world.
Dusk.
The setting sun cast its last rays, and the sky was dyed red like wine. In the hazy twilight, crows spread their wings and flew over, turning and galloping, with their tail feathers fluttering, shining brightly under the huge sun.
As a flock of crows flew over the abandoned school, only a gradually fading hoarse cry and a few dark feathers were left in the dead silent air.
One of the crow feathers floated towards the empty teaching building, casting a fleeting, lonely shadow on the window, then circled upwards on the evening wind, slowly passing over the rooftop.
At this moment, a strange human figure with a gray halo on his body was sitting on the railing of the rooftop of the teaching building. He was naked and holding a mobile phone in his hand.
It lowered its empty eyes and typed on its phone, sending messages to an unknown person.
[Weird Thing: It’s time for a meeting, my comrades, why haven’t you arrived yet? ]
[Blue Owl: Here we come, why are you in such a hurry? It's like there was no meeting at all.]
[Weird Thing: Shut up, Owl.]
【Little Red Riding Hood: Overslept. 】
【Weird thing: Oh, if it was my beautiful Miss Little Red Riding Hood, then it would be understandable. 】
Not long after, a figure in red and blue combat uniform pushed open the door to the rooftop and walked in from the stairs. He put one hand on his waist, raised his eyes, and looked around through the lenses.
"Where's Little Red Riding Hood?"
"Good question, eyeless creature."
The strange thing said casually and raised a finger. The blue owl looked in the direction of his fingertip and saw a figure in a Christmas dress flying and falling rapidly in the snow.
As Little Red Riding Hood's toes tapped on the rooftop floor, she raised her blue eyes and looked at the strange thing and the blue owl expressionlessly.
Then, as if she and Blue Owl had reached a consensus, they each found a wooden desk on the rooftop and sat down.
The former had her hands on her skirt, her face expressionless;
The latter folded his arms around his shoulders, tilted his head slightly, and his beak tilted accordingly.
The strange thing was still sitting on the railing of the rooftop. It took out a blackboard and a piece of chalk from somewhere.
It held the blackboard in its arms, lowered its head, wrote on it with chalk, and then turned the written blackboard toward Blue Owl and Little Red Riding Hood. "So the first topic of today's meeting is, do you think Mr. Ke Mingye's reactions are realistic enough when he plays us?"
As soon as he finished speaking, 11 score cards suddenly appeared on the desks of Blue Owl and Little Red Riding Hood, with numbers from "0" to "10" written on them.
The strange thing said quietly: "The full score is 10, and the lowest score is 0. Please give your score."
Little Red Riding Hood held up the score card with "0" engraved on it;
Blue Owl considered for a moment, then held up the score card with the number "5" engraved on it;
The dice man raised a non-existent eyebrow and held up a "3" point sign that he had taken out from somewhere.
It looked around, shook its head, and said helplessly: "It seems that everyone is not very satisfied with Lao Ke's interpretation of his role?"
"A child who grows up with a silver spoon in his mouth doesn't understand the psychological feelings of a child who grows up with garbage in his mouth."
Little Red Riding Hood lowered her eyes and spoke expressionlessly.
"The diary I use for fishing is written in a very muggle style, which doesn't really fit my personality. I don't understand if he wants me to show off or imitate his sister and create a contrasting personality. It's a bit awkward."
Blue Owl held his forehead with his hand and spoke helplessly.
"Oh my god, you know you're just kidding?"
As it spoke, the strange creature sitting on the railing made a retching motion and paused for a long moment before continuing.
"At the rainbow crossroads, I almost vomited at your pretentious words. Uh, 'I'm the only one who understands Qing Ya', 'He's a real hero', 'No one can change my opinion of him'. I can still clearly remember you playing an awkward Superman, and you still have the nerve to say that others are playing awkwardly."
"Come on, it was just a necessity for the occasion. From the point of view of attracting attention, the result was a great success, okay?"
Blue Owl said disapprovingly, spreading his hands: "Anyway, I'm a qualified actor. Unlike you, you only think about yourself and do whatever makes you happy."
The strange thing tilted its head and squinted its hollow eyes at him: "Comrade Owl, why do you say that as if I have not contributed anything to this family?"
"Uh, what did you do?"
"What effort did you make?"
As he spoke, the strange thing took a deep breath, covered his face with his hands, and said indignantly, "If you ask me, I am the real hardworking person, okay? You guys don't have to explode every time you appear on stage, you either hang out with pretty girls or eat the soft rice of your superhero dad; only I have to explode once in every fucking episode, is this fair, is this fair! "
It paused, shook its head and said, "But we are still getting the same salary. This is a serious violation of the rights of working people. I will file a complaint with the Women's Federation tomorrow."
Upon hearing this, Little Red Riding Hood held up the 0 point sign expressionlessly and spoke word by word.
"Support. Oppose Lao Ke's tyranny, starting with the weird things."
Blue Owl tapped the tabletop with his fingers and sighed, "Don't set the tone, buddy. I saw you two just find someone to play role-playing games at his house, and you were exposed on the first day."
"Are you telling me that I'm a little blind?" Little Red Riding Hood retorted sarcastically.
"You really underestimated the cute and charming villain. If it were me, I would have completed the extinction of the superhuman race without any damage."
The strange thing raised a finger and shook it in a very artificial way, like a cowboy blowing on the smoking barrel of a gun, and then blew gently on his index finger.
It pretended, and suddenly covered its face and sobbed: "Forget it, let's not talk about this sad topic."
Then the next second, he returned to his expressionless state: "Well, the first topic is over. Next is the second topic."
As it spoke, the strange thing continued to hold the blackboard in its arms and wrote on it with chalk.
Soon it finished writing and turned the blackboard towards Blue Owl and Little Red Riding Hood.
The strange thing lowered its face, grinned, and stared at the two of them with its empty eyes motionlessly.
"Well, now it's time to vote. Those who voted for 'Kill the entire Bo Ke family' please write 'I'm here to kill your entire family' on the blackboard in your hands;"
"And those who voted for 'not killing the entire Bo Ke family', please jump off the rooftop on your own initiative, thank you."
As it spoke, it pointed behind itself, to the edge of the railing: "It must be very exciting to jump from such a high place, right?"
"Idiot." Little Red Riding Hood said calmly, "I can fly. Falling won't kill me."
The strange thing spread his hands and said, "Oh, so I can use spider web shooters, but falling still won't kill me. So, who else here can't fly?"
After they finished speaking, they both turned their gazes to the silent Blue Owl.
Blue Owl's expression gradually became serious. He put his hand on his chin and said slowly, "Well, it seems that I might really fall to my death. It seems that I have to make a careful decision."
Hearing this, Little Red Riding Hood withdrew her gaze from him and said sarcastically, "It seems that you are also mentally retarded."
"Miss Little Red Riding Hood, what do you mean by that?" asked the Blue Owl.
"The doll's body is very light, it won't die from the fall," said Little Red Riding Hood.
"Oh, that seems to make sense."
The weirdo listened to the conversation between the two, shrugged his shoulders, and said seriously: "Well, actually, I was just joking. As the host of the meeting, I must be strict, fair, and just, so I respect everyone's ideas."
Having said this, it paused for a moment, then continued.
"So the vote continues. Should we kill the whole family or not? This is a question. As a community with a shared future, we need to get a convincing answer."
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(End of this chapter)