Chapter 99 Qi Liangliang: Help me, General
[Paimon: And there are these words in the title: General, help me. ]

[Paimon: It feels like something happened. ]

[Qiliangliang: It really is! ]

[Ying: Oh, it’s not related to social death, right? ]

【Qiliangliang: Huh? 】

She was startled.
No need for social demise or anything like that.

The second short video starts playing.

"Traveler, Chen Ge Hu recently received a resume for staying."

"Would you like to take a look first?"

In the video,
Paimon looked at Ying and said.

"Really? That's great!"

Ying said happily.

"I have a new wife again, hahaha!"

Ying took the resume:
"Come, let me see."

She read:
"He is good at crawling in all kinds of narrow and dark terrains, and his whereabouts are elusive."

Ying frowned:
"Paimon, I think this is a bit weird."

Paimeng patted his head and said:

"Well, maybe my writing is not that good."

Ying continued to read:
"Possessing a myriad of abilities, his body is made up of human and animal torsos."

Ying couldn't help but say:
"Uh, why do I feel a chill on my back?"

Paimon also echoed:

"Now that you mention it, I feel a little cold too."

Ying continued to read:
"In the endless abyss, the twisted and transformed body can ambush in any unexpected corner."

“This is an indescribable body.”

[Ying: Huh? Is it so exciting right from the beginning?]

[Paimon: What kind of monster is this? Why does the description sound so scary? ]

【Ying: Good man, it looks like I’m in trouble in the video. 】

"Traveler, wait for me, I will come to see you tonight."

In the video,
When Ying finished reading the last paragraph of her resume,

I'm already sweating profusely.

"Traveler, have you provoked something terrible?"

Paimon said fearfully from the side.

"I think we should move to another place."

Ying said.

"This is too scary."

at this time,

There was a knock on the door.

The two were so scared that they hugged each other.

"Ahh, help! Don't come over here!"

Ying said loudly.

"Paimon, go open the door!"

Paimon shook his head and said in panic:

"I, I won't go!"

Next second,
The door opened and a figure appeared at the door.

It’s Qiliangliang.

"Hello there!"

Qi Liangliang greeted.

"I'm here to go through the formalities of entering the pot, meow!"

Paimon & Ying:?

【Ying: It turns out to be Qiliangliang. 】

[Paimon: Come to think of it, the description on that resume roughly matches that of Kirara.]

【Ying: Indeed.】

[Qiliangliang: No way, I'm not that scary. ]

"Qi Liangliang, think about it, you can't miss this project."

In the video,
Yae Shinko looked at Kirara and said seriously.

"Well...but..."

Qi Liangliang was about to refuse,
Yae God Son spoke again:

"If you succeed in this project, the general will give you 10% of Inazuma's shares."

"I will pay for all your food, clothing and other expenses."

"In the future, I will not only be able to get a promotion and a raise, but I will also be able to stand out."

[Qiliangliang: It sounds like a good project. ]

【Ying: I don’t think so. 】

[Paimon: I always feel like the Son of God is fooling people. ]

[Yae Shenzi: Oh, you think too badly of me. ]

"really?"

Qi Liangliang said with some excitement.

"It's a thousand times better for you to follow us than to be a monster in the wilderness!"

"The entire Inazuma is in turmoil right now, and we're in urgent need of a hero."

After hearing this, Qi Liangliang's eyes lit up and he said excitedly:

"Master Yae, you are my second parent!"

She looked at the Eightfold Son of God and said:

"Well, then, when can I start working?" Yae Shinko replied:
"Right now."

Qi Liangliang asked seriously:
"Since we need to save Inazuma, what should I do first?"

"Should we fight against the evil creatures of the abyss, or take over the Sea Island?"

Yae God: Uh...

"Ah, I see."

Qi Liangliang said excitedly.

"Should we attack Fontaine, annex Mondstadt, and besiege Xumi?"

After hearing this, Yae Shinko nodded: That’s about right.

[Ying: Oh my god, Qiliangliang, you have a very rich imagination. ]

[Qiliangliang: Uh, they are just second creations. ]

[Paimon: So, what are you going to do? ]

The video continues.

The scene that appears is Yae Cat Cafe.

Ying was hugging Qi Liangliang and kissing him non-stop.

Her face was full of enjoyment.

Qi Liangliang: ...

"What about the promise that cats don't lie to cats?"

Qiliang Liang thought with hopelessness.

The screen turned,
Yae Shinko appeared on the screen.

Narration shows: Foxes are members of the canidae family.

[Qiliangliang: I was tricked after all! ]

[Ying: Qiliangliang actually went to a cat cafe? ]

【Ying: That’s great! 】

[Ying: Which cat cafe is it? I want to go check it out too. ]

"Oh, God of Wind, I must have a good talk with you about this matter."

Albedo looked at Amber beside him and said.

"Are you talking about Cole coming to the Wind Flower Festival?"

Amber replied.

"That's other people's business, so don't think about it."

After hearing this, Albedo complained:

"Mondstadt's Windflower Festival has been held so many times. Has anything changed? It's just a different soup but the same substance."

"It's good for the Traveler to be the center of the show, why are you trying to steal the limelight?"

"Why did I grab the center position?"

Amber was puzzled.

"I just flirted with Eula in the snowy mountains, in Mondstadt, in the church, and on the benches by the roadside."

Amber complained.

"If you don't like it, go find someone to stick with you!"

Albedo cursed:
"Ugh! Disgusting! I was just hanging out with the alchemy table with the lights off."

"You're just disgusting!"

“Even worse than travelers!”

【Amber: Hey!!!】

[Ying: So, you two actually kissed each other in so many places? ]

【Amber: This, this. 】

【Eula: Ahem. 】

【Ying: Why don’t you take me with you? 】

[Eula: Huh?]

[Ying: Hehe, I don’t care. Next time I want you two to stick together with me. ]

[Paimon: But, in the video, Albedo is still sticking close to the alchemy table? ]

【Ying: That’s true.】

[Albedo: This is secondary content. ]

Amber looked at him and sneered:
"You said I was disgusting and that I was posting randomly."

"How dare you scold my wife in front of me."

She took out her weapon and pointed it at Albedo:

"You are very brave."

Seeing this, Albedo said angrily:

"You are defiling the power of the Wind God!"

"You are being disrespectful!"

"What are you..."

Before he finished speaking,
Amber stepped forward and kicked him into the pit:

"This is Mond!"

Amber exclaimed.

The second short video ends here.

[Albedo:...]

[Ying: I didn’t expect that Albedo would fall into the trap in the end. 】

[Amber: Hey! This is a secondary creation. ]

[Ying: Hehe, Amber, but your last sentence is very elegant. ]

[Ying: This is Mond, it sounds very domineering. ]

【Amber: Oh, let’s not talk about it. 】

(End of this chapter)