Chapter 96 Traveler, what did you catch?

"Star Core Spirit, you have a room in Pinocchio, would you like to take him in?"

Xing shook his head and said:
"What if he destroys my star core?"

"Should I strike first?"

Xing said, holding up the bat.

Interviewer: Ah!
"And the experience he described sounded so familiar to me."

Xing walked towards the interviewer with a baseball bat.

“It’s like I’m experiencing it myself.”

Xing swung the bat at the interviewer.

boom!
When the interviewee opened his eyes again,
I found myself at a card table.

There is also a guy with a red sheep head and glasses in front of him.

"What's going on? Why would I have such a dream?"

When the interviewer is confused,
Duke Hellfire held the card and asked:
"Do you want this card or not?"

The interviewer looked up.
I found it written on the wall:

The second round of the resurrection match quarterfinals.

It looked at the three cards in its hand:

2, 3, 4.

interviewee:……

It threw the cards on the table and said loudly:
“Fuck the excellent matching mechanism!”

The second short video ends here.

[Xing: Finally, we went to play the resurrection match. ]

【Xing: But the things it talks about are indeed our experiences.】

【March 7: I was just wondering why it sounded so familiar.】

【Ying: After watching it, I feel that your experience is also very exciting. 】

[Paimon: Well, it feels like a very exciting adventure. ]

[March 7: Of course, we took a lot of nice photos. ]

【Xing: What about you, Ying? 】

[Xing: They call you a traveler. Have you also been traveling in Teyvat for a long time? ]

【Ying: That’s indeed correct.】

[Ying: I have been to five countries! ]

[Paimon: Hum! ]

[Paimon: Under my leadership, the travelers also experienced many interesting adventures! ]

[Xing: So, Paimon is a very important guide. ]

[Xing: But... why did the traveler ask you for emergency food? ]

[Paimon:...]

【Ding! 】

[The rewards will be distributed below. ]

【Star Acquisition】

【One anniversary album】

【Xing: It’s about our poster! 】

Xing said while holding the yearbook.

The content is her various experiences in the past year.
And the people I met.

[Xing: It is a very memorable album.]

【Ding! 】

[New secondary creation short video is ready]

[Title: "Traveler, what did you catch?"]

【Coming soon. 】

[Ying: What you caught? ]

[Ying: I think the only one who left a deep impression was Paimon.]

[Paimon: Well, you are lucky to have a partner like me. ]

【Ying: Just eat a lot. 】

[Paimon: Hey! ]

[Xing: Huh? Did you actually fish Paimon out of the water? ]

[Ying: Indeed, I wanted to catch some fish that day, but I didn’t expect to catch this guy. ]

[Xing: Why do I feel like something is wrong? ]

[Ying: Hmm? What's wrong? ]

[Xing: But Paimon can fly, right? How did it fall into the water? ]

【fluorescent:……】

[Ying: Really? How did she fall into the water? ]

[Ying: @Paimeng, I haven't asked you this before, you can fly, why did you fall into the water? ]

It is impossible to fall into the river by accident.

[Paimon: Ah, this is because I fainted from hunger when I flew over the river, and that’s why I fell into the water.]

【Ying: Really…】

The second short video starts playing.

"Traveler, why didn't I even see your shadow on my birthday?"

In the video, Ye Lan put her hands on her hips and looked at Ying and asked.

"Well...I have something to do in Fontaine."

Ying explained haltingly.

“Ah, yes, yes, date with Ningguang, date with Keqing, date with Ganyu.”

"Do you think there's something else about you that I don't know?"

Ye Lan looked at her unhappily.

"It's unfair." Ying explained hurriedly.

"I'm not dating them, seriously!"

"If you don't believe me, ask Paimon!"

Paimon said:

"She's definitely not dating these people."

Ye Lan wondered:

"really?"

Paimon followed up with:
"Because she's trying to steal their clothes!"

fluorescent:……

【Keqing: What? Stealing my clothes?】

[Yan Fei: Traveler, this is theft. ]

【Ying: Wait! 】

【Ying: These are just secondary creations. 】

[Ying: As a traveler, I would never do such a dirty thing! ]

[Paimon: Well, I can testify to this! The Traveler definitely didn't do it!]

[Ying: Paimon! You still understand me! ]

Ying was a little touched.

[Paimon: At most, she just went crazy over your stockings. ]

[Keqing: Huh? 】

【fluorescent:……】

"Humph, the great hero of Liyue Harbor actually does such sneaky things every day?"

In the video, Ye Lan looked at a photo and said.

The photo shows Ying and Ningguang on a date.

"This is the only way to deal with a bastard like you."

Ye Lan said while looking at Ying in front of him.

At this time, Ying was tied to a chair and couldn't get free.

"Let me tell you, Liyue has recently promulgated a new system."

Ye Lan smiled.

"That is, we will publish the names of all perverts on the public platform for prevention."

She paused and continued:
"Ah, I guess your name has become famous."

[Ying: Huh? I'm on the pervert list? How could such a thing happen?]

[Paimon: Why does it feel like it really lives up to its name? ]

[Ying: That's impossible. My usual behavior is really not related to abnormality. ]

[Paimon: Do you believe this or not? ]

[Ying: Oh no, according to what Ye Lan said in the video, I might be doomed. ]

【Paimon: Looking forward to it.】

"I will show you your social death moment now."

In the video,
Ye Lan picked up the remote control and turned on the TV.

Ying, who was sitting on the chair, suddenly became anxious.

Suffering in front of everyone,

No! No!

Turn on the TV.

The screen is reporting the information about Liyue's most perverted person:

"Ye Lan has secretly followed travelers many times, from Liyue to Fontaine."

"Stay close!"

"And at one point they even sent their men to monitor travelers' daily privacy."

"Now the traveler is missing, and Ye Lan is a major suspect."

"Please be vigilant and stay away from perverts!"

A photo of Ye Lan was then shown on TV to remind viewers.

Ye Lan: Huh?

The pervert is myself.

【Ying: Ah, it’s not me. 】

[Paimon: It turns out to be Ye Lan. ]

[Yelan:...]

This company is dead.

Video continues.

"Traveler! Stop being stupid!"

Paimon said, with his hands on his hips, looking at Ying.

"Do you really think you can fish Fernina out of the water?"

Ying looked at her with the fishing rod and said loudly:

"Go away!"

"If I can pull you out, I can definitely pull Fu Fu out!"

Then Ying cast out the fishing line.

Soon, she caught something.

"Not this one."

Ying threw a fish away.

"Not this one."

Ying throws SpongeBob away.

(End of this chapter)