Chapter 85 Zhongli: Any wish can come true

[Ying: Oh my god, how many tons of firecrackers? ]

[Paimon: Are there so many? ]

[Beidou: Haha, it would feel great if I released all of them! ]

[Ningguang: Now I know why I don't let you fire the cannon. ]

In the video,
Shen He noticed that Ying seemed worried.

she asked:
"Eh? Traveler, you seem to be worried about something?"

"Do you need me to help you solve it?"

Ying said:
"Paimon and I want to make a big move in Liyue Harbor."

Paimon added:
“The bigger the better.”

Shen He thought for a moment and said:
"Then I'll just find a huge object and throw it into Liyue Harbor."

Beidou quickly said:
"Wait, you're not going to throw my ship into Liyue Harbor?"

Xin Yan couldn't help but shed a cold sweat after hearing this.

"Uh, Miss Shen He, you are kidding, right?"

"After all, even if you make a big noise, you can't just throw things around."

Shen He touched his face:
"Really? In that case... maybe I have another solution."

The screen turned,
Shen He was punching the ground again and again.

She is extremely strong.
The whole ground was shaking from the impact.

"Shen He, is this the answer you found?"

Xianyun said on the side.

[Ying: So that’s how such a big commotion was created.]

[Paimon: Shen He is still very strong. ]

【Shen He: Yes.】

The screen turned,
Come to the stage,
Hu Tao took the opportunity to kneel down in front of Zhong Li and said:

"The Emperor is angry!"

"Oh my, please forgive me, Lord Yan!"

The people in the audience followed up and said:

"Please forgive me, Lord Yan!"

After they finished speaking,
The ground also stopped shaking.

“The earthquakes really stopped.”

Ying took the opportunity to point to the rooftop opposite and said loudly:
"Oh my God! Look there, everybody!"

Paimon also quickly cooperated and said:

"That's... the Great Saint Who Subdues Demons!"

The others looked up as well.

As expected, Xiao's figure was seen.

"Why is the Demon-Subduing Great Sage here?"

someone in the crowd asked.

"I know! It must be Lord Yan who summoned him!"

Ying said loudly.

"It must be Lord Yan himself appearing!"

At this time, Xiao was eating almond tofu upstairs.

【elf:……】

[Paimon: Even Xiao is here. ]

[Ying: It seems that the preparations are very thorough. ]

"Is it really Lord Yan?"

Some people already believe it.

"Lord Yan has really revived!"

“It’s a miracle!!!”

Zhongli crossed his arms and said calmly:
"Okay, my people, there is no need to be afraid."

He paused and continued:
"I came here this time just to tell you."

"My body may die, but my spirit lives on!"

"There is no need to avoid death, there is no need to be afraid of death, be brave..."

Zhongli took out the script, looked at it and continued:

"You must be brave enough to accept and face it. As long as you purchase the service package of Wangshengtang, I will always protect you."

"Come on, Ollie."

After Zhongli finished speaking, Paimeng in the audience immediately said:
"What the Emperor said makes a lot of sense!"

Ying also said:

"We all have to listen to the Emperor!"

Walnut also said quickly:
"Hey! If you buy a set meal at Wangshengtang now, you can enjoy a great discount of buy one get one free!"

"You can also receive the exclusive blessing of Lord Rock! This activity is only valid on that day!"

"Opportunities are rare and will never come back! If you buy it, you will earn it!"

"Family members, move your hands! Place your orders now!"

Ying cooperated and said loudly:
"Wow! This is so affordable! I want to buy a lot!"

Paimon also said:

“Buy it now!”

Someone in the crowd also shouted:
"I want to buy one too!" "I want one too!"

[Paimon: It seems everyone believes it. ]

[Hu Tao: This will make a lot of money. ]

【Ying: I feel like it won’t be that simple.】

In the video,
The excitement on the stage also alarmed other places.

"Keqing, this is the new flavor of golden shrimp balls that I improved. Come and try it while it's hot."

Xiangling brought a plate of golden shrimp balls and said.

"Hey, golden shrimp balls."

Keqing smiled, stretched out her chopsticks and picked up a golden shrimp ball.

Unexpectedly, before she could put it into her mouth,
Suddenly someone shouted in the distance:

"Lord Yan has awakened! Go check it out!"

"Ah, where is it? I want to go and see!"

The roar startled Keqing.
Her hand shook and the shrimp balls fell onto the table.

Keqing:......

"Ke, Keqing."

Xiangling looked at Keqing and said.

The latter's anger level had already reached its limit at this point.

The screen turned,
Many people have already started purchasing the service packages of Wangshengtang here.

Walnut said happily:

"I made a killing! I made a killing!"

"Now the plan to open branches throughout Teyvat is just around the corner!"

Paimon also smiled and said:
"I want to eat all the most expensive dishes in Teyvat!"

Ying said happily:

"I have nothing to fear even if there are seven or seven of us in the next pool!"

suddenly,

Someone in the crowd asked:
"Respected Lord Yan! Could you please bless my business to be prosperous this year?"

Zhongli looked at Ying and whispered:

"How should I answer this, Traveler?"

Ying said casually:
"Oh, never mind, just deal with it casually."

So Zhongli replied:
"Well, according to common sense, it should be possible."

Someone else asked:
"Will that help me find true love?"

Zhongli replied:
"it should be OK."

Suddenly someone asked:
"Then can you bless me to realize all my wishes in my next life after I buy the coffin?"

Zhongli:?
"How should I answer this?"

Walnut said:

"Promise! Promise all of them!"

So Zhongli replied:
"it should be OK."

"Ohhh! Did you guys hear that?"

Someone said excitedly.

"I hope all my wishes will come true in my next life!"

The crowd suddenly became excited.

"So I don't have to work 996 in my next life?"

"Then I will have endless Mora to spend in my next life."

"Then I will be able to have a paper wife in my next life!"

【Ying: Ah this...】

[Paimon: Why do I have a bad feeling? 】

Qiqi, who was in the distance, looked at Bai Zhu and asked:
"Mr. Bai Shu, can all wishes really be fulfilled this way?"

Baishu replied:

"Qiqi, don't think too much, just do what you have now."

"If that were really possible, the Traveler wouldn't have deceived you so many times."

Bai Zhu paused and continued:

"So, Qiqi, do you have any wish?"

Qiqi said:

"Qiqi, I'm still looking for the traveler."

A gathering of three gods nearby.

Shadow said:
"Did you hear that? He actually said something like that."

"That's not like him."

Wendy took a sip of wine, leaned over the table and said loudly:
"Then I have to make a wish, that I will have endless wine to drink in my next life!"

Nashida said:
"Uh, he must be joking."

Here is the stage.

Someone said excitedly:
"Since we have everything in our next life, why would we celebrate a festival?"

“Just reopen it right away!”

(End of this chapter)