Chapter 38 Paimon: I am the most distinguished guest?
"After the incident was successfully concluded, he quietly returned, looking confident all day long."

"Even if the devil appears, I will remain calm."

Wendy then chimed in:

"Yes, yes. I have some gossip that Mr. Zhongli had a private meeting with the Fatui executive officer..."

Walnut smiled and said:

"Zhongli~ Do you think you are hiding well?"

"I think the Great Sage is also very clear that Zhongli's true identity is..."

【Ying: Hey! 】

[Paimon: Could it be that...]

Did Hu Tao discover Zhongli’s true identity?

【Zhongli:! 】

【elf:!】

【walnut:? 】

[Hu Tao: What did I guess about the video? ]

Walnut was a little confused.

She didn't know what kind of speculations she had in the video.

In the video, Hu Tao looked at Zhong Li and said:

"Zhongli was actually... sent by the Fatui to destroy our Wangsheng Hall, right?!"

As soon as Hu Tao said this, the scene suddenly became quiet.

[Zhongli:...]

[Ying: So that’s your guess.]

【Paimon: Not bad.】

【walnut:? 】

"Hahaha, don't be nervous, I was just joking, hiccup~"

In the video, Walnut said with a smile.

"Strange, Kurumi was drinking tea, why does he look like he's drunk?"

Paimon was a little confused.

"Yeah, I was drinking tea, right?"

Walnut replied.

"And it was adjusted by someone else."

Ying asked:
"What tea?"

“Oolong tea!”

Kurumi said, raising his glass.

Ying stared at the cup, then turned to Xiangling and said:
"...Xiangling, can you lend me your rice crust?"

Then, the rice crust spewed fire at the cup of "tea".

The next second, the cup of "tea" actually caught fire.

Seeing this, Ying complained loudly:
"Isn't this alcohol? Who mixed it for you?"

"Hey, that's not me."

Wendy smiled.

[Paimon: It's oolong tea that spontaneously combusts. ]

[Ying: This is basically tea mixed with wine! ]

"As the organizer of this dinner, I have a suggestion."

Walnut looked at everyone and said.

"We, the most noble people present here, should burn some incense."

"After all, this kind of identity is suitable for the center position of our dinner party."

Several people nodded.

Then, Wendy was the first to speak:

"If we talk about the best candidate, it should be Zhongli, right?"

He looked at the True Lord who had no money to run around.

"After all, he is Mora..."

Zhongli: Cough cough cough!

"…There aren't many Moras, but they are very safe guests of the Wangsheng Hall."

Wendy chuckled and continued.

"After all, several versions of the shield have been given to the Traveler."

Zhong left and said:

"I think it was Hall Master Hu. After all, she was the one who organized this dinner."

"I am just a support, the hall master is the output."

Walnut waved his hand:
"Hey, stop flattering me. If it were you, the person most suitable for this opportunity would be our civilian god of war Xiangling!"

"Hey? Is that me?"

Xiangling was stunned for a moment.

"Look, she's the champion of the Liyue Cooking Competition!"

Hu Tao came to Xiangling and said.

"There are only weapons that are not worthy of her, and there are no entries that are useless for her. She is the best partner for travelers to clear the abyss!"

“An integral part of the national team!”

Everyone applauded.

“In that case, Xingqiu is the most precious guest, right?”

Xiangling said.

"As a six-star water god, his usage rate must be higher than mine!"

Several people applauded again.

"This is really too much of a compliment to me. In terms of seniority, Chongyun is much more senior than me."

Xingqiu said, "Liyue's exorcists make a lot of money."

Chongyun:!
"And my share? I say the Great Sage who subdues demons is the real exorcist!"

Chongyun said hurriedly.

"I have four lives, and I work for nothing."

Xiao shook his head and continued:

"In terms of seniority, there is one person who is taller than all of them."

Everyone at the dinner table looked at Ying.

"What are you looking at me for?"

Ying subconsciously took a step back.

"The traveler's card pool starts at 25 each time, and he is a person who has traveled all over the continent of Teyvat."

Mandrill said.

"Indeed, without you, we wouldn't even be able to play the game."

Paimon nodded.

"In that case, there is another person who has this honor."

Ying pulled Paimon's face hard.
"Who?"

Paimon wondered.

"Take a piss and look at yourself."

Ying was not in a good mood.

"Yes, is it me?"

Paimon was surprised.

"Of course, my dear Mouth of God!"

"Without you, I wouldn't be able to travel around Teyvat and advance the plot."

Ying said with her hands on her hips.

"So you are the most noble person!"

After hearing this, Paimeng said:
"I'm so touched, Traveler!"

"Then I will respectfully obey your orders and light a stick of incense for you all."

I, Paimeng, also experienced the feeling of being the C position.

When Paimon was feeling proud, a bill was handed over.

"This distinguished guest, please pay the bill."

The boss said.

Paimon: o_O
"This is ridiculous. How can I afford so much money to pay for emergency food? Just treat me as the bill."

Paimon was furious.

Then...she was buried in the ground.

Really! Pay the bill!

Paimon: 6
This short video ends here.

[Paimon: Huh? I was buried in the ground? ]

[Ying: After all, you are the one who pays the bill. ]

[Paimon: So I’m “single”. ]

[Ying: Who told you not to have Mora? ]

[Paimon: I, I also have some private money! ]

【Ding! 】

[The rewards will be distributed below. ]

【Reward Paimon】

【One sweet flower stuffed chicken】

[Paimon: It's food! ]

[Ying: I didn’t expect that the live broadcast room actually distributed normal rewards. ]

[Paimon: Humph, I am very lucky. ]

[Kumi: Actually... I am quite concerned about your performance just now.]

【Ying: Huh?】

[Hu Tao: I always feel like you guys are hiding something from me.]

【Hu Tao: It’s still about Zhongli’s identity.】

【Ying: Uh, haha, you think too much. 】

[Zhongli: Well, Master, I am just an ordinary person. ]

[Hu Tao: Is this true or false? ]

[Walnut: Speaking of you, your expenses have been a bit high recently.]

[Hu Tao: I have seen all the bills for our Wangsheng Hall.]

[Paimon: This is not the first time that Zhongli has spent money lavishly.]

[Hu Tao: This time it's a bit over the limit. Ke Qing, you have to think of a way to help us sell more business.]

[Topa: If you want to promote your business, this live broadcast room is a good place to advertise.]

【Ying: That’s true.】

[Zhongli: So everyone, is there anyone willing to learn about our Wangsheng Hall's business? ]

[Fontaine Resident A: The Hall of the Dead? Is it the shop that sells coffins? ]

[Xumei resident B: I did see it when I watched the short video before. ]

[Mondstadt Resident C: Mr. Zhongli, please tell us in detail.]

Wangshengtang's business is basically in Liyue.
Some foreign residents only learned about it through short videos.

Naturally, there are also curious people among them.

[Zhongli: To be more specific, it is various funeral services.]

(End of this chapter)