Chapter 134 Star God Direct Recruitment
【Ding! 】

[Rewards will be issued below]

【Xianyun obtains】

【A pair of glasses】

【Xianyun: You actually gave me glasses. 】

[Paimon: I didn’t expect this to be the reward. ]

[Ying: Speaking of glasses, it reminds me of when Zhenjun was pressed under the stone slab, his glasses popped out.]

【Xianyun: ……】

【Ding! 】

【The new short video is ready. 】

[Title: "Direct Recruitment of Star God"]

【Ready to play.】

[Xing: Star God direct recruitment? It sounds like Star God is recruiting. ]

【March 7: It sounds interesting.】

【Xing: Looking forward to it! 】

The second short video starts playing.

"Hello everyone!"

"I'm the host, Jimi."

On the screen, Jimi looked at the camera and greeted.

"Welcome to watch the New Year's special program sponsored by Interstellar Peace Corporation!"

"Direct recruitment from the Star God!"

The words "Star God Direct Recruitment" flashed across the screen.

"If you want to find a way to succeed, go to Star God Direct Hire! Talk to Star God directly!"

It picked up the phone and continued:

"We have invited ten Star Gods today!"

"They are Nothingness, Joy, Exploration, Fertility, Hunting, Destruction, Preservation, Reproduction, Wisdom, and Memory."

As Jimmy introduced them, the camera scanned the star gods one by one.

[Xing: There are so many star gods. ]

【March 7: Who will apply for the job? 】

In the video, Jimi continued:

"Now, let's welcome this episode's female guest... Pioneer!"

"Come on!"

Jimi finished speaking.

The light is given to the stars,

She is playing with Peppa.

[Xing: Huh? It’s me?!]

[Hanabi: Oh, this is interesting.]

In the video,
Seeing that the camera has already been focused on the star,

The latter did not respond.
Jimi quickly said:

"Pioneer, please introduce yourself."

Xing turned around and pointed at himself.
He said calmly:
"Own."

After hearing this, Ji Mi said helplessly:
"Can you tell me a longer one?"

Xing said:

"Longer one."

[Hanabi: I knew it would be fun.]

【March 7: This, this is considered a self-introduction?】

【Xing: I think it’s pretty good. 】

"Well, this guest is quite talkative!"

Jimi coughed twice and said.

"Well, let the director cut a VCR then."

"Please look at the big screen!"

A few words appeared on the screen:

“First impression of job search.”

In the screen,
Xing poked his head out of the trash can.
She was holding several bags of trash:

"found it!"

Voiceover shows:

Passionate about charity.

Then in the screen,
Xing is holding two trash cans.

Narration: Love life.

The next scene is in the train.
The train crew was arguing.

Narration shows: Family harmony.

The next screen is,
Star looked at Hook with the bat in hand.

"Tell me, how much is the reward for this mission?"

Narration: Helpful.

The next screen is,

Star is drawing cards.

"It's shipped!"

The screen turned,
The words Star Dome Railway appeared on the screen.

"And you still bring Guangzi with you."

Seeing this, Jimi quickly turned off the VCR.

【March 7: It might be difficult to find a job like this. 】

[Xing: I won’t fail in the video, right? ]

"I believe that the excellent qualities of the pioneers have been understood by all the star gods."

Jimi wiped the sweat off his forehead and said.

"The next thing is... the Joyful Star God will explode!"

"He firmly chose the Trail Blazers."

at this time,

Aha suddenly pressed the button in front of him.

then,

He started pressing buttons.

"Wait! That's not how you use the lamp!" said Jimi.

then,

The explosion button of the Joy Star God was locked.

Seeing that he had no chance to press his button again,

He reached out and pressed the button of the Star God next to him.

【Hanabi: Hahaha.】

[Hanabi: As expected of the God of Fun. ]

"Next, please ask the Star God who keeps the lights on to introduce the advantages of your company."

Jimi said while wiping the sweat off his face.

And Xing was playing with Jimi's feathers.

"Pointless."

Void Star God IX said.

"Lights out, time to go home."

Jimi said:

"Hei Dashuai chose to turn off the lights. Please ask the director team to pay him an appearance fee."

"Let me invite the next person."

"Renew your contract with me and give you a new car."

Akivelli said.

"Yes! An accident refurbished car!"

Aha said with a smile beside him.

“Also with a brand new Pam.”

“There are also enthusiastic colleagues and self-service coffee!”

[Xing: A brand new conductor? ]

【Pam: What Pam? ! 】

Akivali spoke again.

“No need to work in the office, high performance bonus, flexible working system!”

Aha pointed at Akiveli and said:
"We are dispatched to the field around the clock, and our wages are entirely dependent on work injury insurance."

Akivali:!
Ah Ha's words made Kaituoxingshen blush and warm.

"Yeah, indeed."

Xing plucked a feather from Jimi and said.

【March 7: Ah this...】

[Xing: It is true that there are many field trips.]

"Our employees have strong cohesion and faith."

In the video,
Said the God of Fertility.

"You will be given the art of immortality as soon as you join the company. It only costs 790 million credit points."

Aha came over and said:

“You’re too expensive.”

[Xing: So many more credit points are needed. ]

【March 7: It seems that it is indeed not cheap. 】

The pharmacist crossed his arms and said angrily:
"It's not expensive at all. It has been this price for many years."

"Don't lie with your eyes open. It's hard to achieve immortality."

The pharmacist's words alarmed Lan who was standing beside him.

"The evil beast has brought disaster to the alliance and his crime is unforgivable!"

Lan pointed at the pharmacist and spoke.

"When the immortal boat sees you, the leaves will be pulled up and drowned."

He looked at Xing and said:

"Come to my company, it's a big group, the environment is good, the treatment is good, I won't regret it."

After hearing this, the pharmacist smiled and said:

"Good treatment? Then the people in Xianzhou won't change jobs."

Nanook also said:

"Why not join our Antimatter Corps?"

Lan took out his longbow and shouted angrily:

"Bold maniac, after we destroy Fengzao, it will be your turn!"

Then the star gods started to take action.

[Hanabi: Haha, the star gods are fighting. ]

【Hanabi: This is really interesting.】

"Star Gods, this is not the place for you to quarrel."

Jimi looked at the star gods and said.

"Please give way."

Xing said as he pushed the cart.

"Juice, soda, tea, coffee."

"Which one do you want?"

Jimi couldn't help but say:
"Why did the female guest start a small business?"

“Is there any coconut milk?”

The Void Star God asked.

"Ah? There's no coconut milk!"

Star said.

[Ying: Coconut milk? Ganyu brand coconut milk? ]

【Ganyu: Eh?】

"Ah, bah, bah, bah, the rest is yours, remember to pay the bill."

Xing said, pushing the cart towards IX.

The latter swallowed it whole.

"Nanook seems to have something to say."

Jimi looked at the Star God of Destruction.

"Pioneer! You have amazing bones and are possessed by a star core. You are a one-in-a-million villain genius!"

Nanook said, looking towards Xing.

"I advise you to join my antimatter army immediately!"

"Otherwise, I will crush everything here right now!"

(End of this chapter)