Chapter 132 Xianyun: This is Shen He, she is very cute

Chapter 132 Xianyun: This is Shen He, she is very cute
Fu Xuan was stunned after hearing this:
"Inazuma? Yaedou?"

【Xing: Eh? 】

[Paimon: Inazuma is a country on the continent of Teyvat. ]

[Ying: Is this a recruitment for the internship position of General Lei Dian? ]

In the video,
Fu Xuan continued to ask while holding the phone:

"Which immortal ship are you from to recruit the general?"

Yae Shinko held the phone and asked doubtfully:
"What fairy boat?"

"We are currently filming a light novel movie based on That Time I Got Reincarnated as General Raiden."

"We are currently recruiting the lead actor for General Raiden."

"So that's it."

Fu Xuan in the video gritted his teeth.

She crushed the phone and said loudly:

"Pioneer! Give me back my socks!"

The second short video ends here.

【Fu Xuan: So we were just filming a movie.】

【Fu Xuan: By the way, the pioneer in the video hasn’t returned my socks yet! 】

[Xing: Hey, maybe it was collected. ]

【Fu Xuan:! 】

【Ding! 】

[Rewards will be issued below]

【Talisman Obtained】

【One doll】

[Xing: Doll? ]

[Xing: Could this be the doll that Fu Taibu used to replace himself at work in the video?]

Fu Xuan looked at the puppet that appeared before him.

She has the same appearance as me.

It’s just that the Dharma Eye is different.

【Fu Xuan: It is indeed that puppet. 】

[Xing: Hehe, can Fu Taibu take some time off now? ]

【Qingque: I’m so jealous! 】

【Fu Xuan: I won’t be lazy! 】

[Xing: Then, is there a charging port on the forehead of the doll? ]

【Fu Xuan: ...There is indeed one. 】

【Ding! 】

[New secondary creation short video is ready]

[Title: "Xianyun: This is Shen He, she is very cute"]

【Coming soon. 】

[Ying: Oh, this short video is about Xianyun and Shenhe. ]

【Xianyun: Eh?】

[Paimon: And the title also says that Shenhe is very cute. ]

[Shen He: Cute? ]

[Ying: Shenhe is always cute! ]

The second short video starts playing.

The video starts,
Ningguang looked at Xianyun while holding her pipe and asked:

"Auntie, who are you looking for?"

Xianyun adjusted his glasses and said:

"Oh, ho ho ho."

"Don't you recognize me now, the Seven Stars of Liyue?"

Ningguang was stunned after hearing this.
Then, as if remembering something, he looked at Xianyun and said:
"Oh~, you are the one..."

"The tea seller!"

【Xianyun: ……】

【Ying: Haha.】

[Ying: I remember that during the Lantern Festival, Xianjun bought ten boxes of tea.]

"How dare you! Who sells tea?"

Xianyun said angrily.

"Isn't it?"

Ningguang was puzzled.

She turned to look at Keqing and asked:
"Keqing, do you know her?"

Keqing chewed a donut and shook her head:

"do not know."

She put down the donut and said:
"How about Auntie, let's go inside and talk?"

"Why is she an aunt?"

Xianyun said loudly.

【Xianyun: ……】

【Ying: It is indeed a second creation.】

The screen turned,
Ganyu looked at Xianyun and said:
"Master, are you inviting me here to eat something delicious?"

"Can't I come and see you, Master?"

Xianyun said.

"I feel relieved if it's this fat."

【Ganyu: Hey, this is a second creation, I’m not fat. 】

[Ying: Ganyu is very cute. ]

"Ganyu is so silly, you won't be fooled, right?"

Ningguang whispered to Keqing.

"It looks like a giant bird that can transform, right?"

Keqing said while chewing a donut. "I think I saw her during the Chinese New Year."

Ningguang looked at Keqing and said:
"The kind of fairy bird that loses two pieces of meat?"

Ning Guang said.

“I feel like I can drop three pieces.”

Keqing thought for a moment and said.

【Xianyun: What does it mean to lose three pieces of meat? 】

【Xianyun: What do they think of me?!】

"It shouldn't be wrong."

Ningguang said in the video.

"This old man suddenly came to visit Qun Yu Pavilion. Doesn't he have some important business to discuss?"

At this time,

Xianyun came over, bringing Shenhe with him.

"This is my apprentice Shen He."

Xianyun pointed at Shen He beside him and said.

"Xiao Ningguang, arrange a job for her."

Ningguang: Huh?

"There aren't many people in Wanmin Hall, so I can practice socializing here."

Xianyun continued.

Ningguang said hurriedly:

"Stop, stop, stop!"

"You old man, you changed into a human form and come to trick me again."

She glanced at Gan Yu who was still dozing off and said:
"I can barely afford to support a disciple like you."

"You haven't even produced a single grain of rice, and you're trying to trick me into raising a new one."

Xianyun sighed and said:

"Oh, I'm so disappointed that I thought you were very talented." (You look like a big mistake)

"That's why I lent Ganyu to you when you started your own business." (Finding an excuse to give Ganyu to you to raise)
"Without this experience, how could you have achieved your current position?" (It's pretty amazing that you can still carry the burden and survive until now)
Ningguang said after hearing this:

"Is that so? Great Immortal?"

"I wronged you. I just need such talents!"

Keqing next to her was handing Ganyu some Qingxin.
After hearing Ningguang's words, I couldn't help but say:
"Isn't this being fooled again?"

[Ying: As expected of an immortal. ]

【Xianyun: ……】

The video continues.

"Son of God, can you see if my scale is broken?"

Ying said unhappily, pointing at the scale in front of him.

"It gave me an extra twenty pounds."

The Son of God looked at Ying helplessly and said:

"I thought it was something."

"That's it. Isn't it because you eat too many snacks that you get fat?"

"impossible!"

Ying interrupted loudly after hearing this.

"I only eat one bunch of dango a day lately!"

The Son of God was surprised:
"A bunch of dumplings?"

She smiled and continued:
"You mean the one that you can take apart and put on the table and use as a billiard table?"

[Ying: This is the larger version of the three-color dumplings. ]

[Yae Shenzi: Haha, that's true. No wonder you only eat one skewer a day.]

【Shadow: Ahem. 】

"Then I don't care."

Shadow said, putting his hands on his hips.

"As my fox, you have to help me."

Yae God said:

"Announce that all Inazuma piglets must weigh an extra twenty kilograms before they can be released to the herd."

"Issue another thin-skinned person order, and arrest anyone who is thin-skinned."

She paused and continued:

"Let that Sifang Tengu do it."

[Arata Ichito: Four-sided Tengu? Hahaha. ]

[Kujo Sora:? 】

Ying heard this and said:
"A bunch of nonsense."

She looked at Yae Shinko and said seriously:

"Kamiko, do you know that Kujo is very busy?"

Yae Godson complained:
"So you acquiesced to the first two, right?"

Shadow: Hey.

"You fat melon."

Shen Zi looked at Ying and said helplessly.

"Let's be realistic."

She took out a bottle of drink and said:
"Drink this sports drink and then go run ten laps down the street."

"Remember to run to where there are more people, and you can set a good example."

Ying took the drink and looked at it.
Doubtfully said:

"Isn't this a drug that has been pulling silk all the time?"

Yae God said:

“Isn’t this also exercise?”

"I forgot you could read."

(End of this chapter)