Chapter 1 Short video review, start!

"Every time I see you, I can't help but want to get closer to you."

"You have an indescribable attraction to me..."

A gray-haired girl was looking at the trash can in front of her with deep affection.

After saying this, she smiled slightly.
Open the lid of the trash can, crawl in, and explore it thoroughly.

【Ding! 】

[The short video live broadcast room has been loaded! ]

Suddenly, a crisp voice rang in Xing's ears.

Immediately afterwards, a dark blue virtual screen appeared in front of her.

"Short video live broadcast room?"

Xing poked his head out of the trash can and stretched out his right hand.

I followed the prompts on the screen and sent the message.

[Xing: Is there anyone in this live broadcast room? ]

[March 7: Eh? Xing, you also entered the live broadcast room! ]

[Dan Heng: This screen also appears on the train.]

【Fu Xuan: And Luofu, there is also an extra screen in front of me. 】

[Qingque: Master Taibu, I have some here too! ]

【Esther: The space station too.】

[Bronya: The same goes for Beloberg.]

[Bronya: It suddenly appeared while I was working.]

[Xing: The live broadcast room has appeared in so many places? ]

【Xing: Could it be that...】

[Xing: Is this the live broadcast room I just found out of the trash can? ]

[Xing: March, March! I always knew there would be good stuff in the trash can! ]

[March 7: How could there be something like this in the trash can! ]

[Su Shang: So, where did this live broadcast room come from? ]

[Esther: Ms. Black Tower, is this live broadcast room a rare item? ]

[Black Tower: I have never seen such a strange thing.]

[Walter: Could it be made by a star god? ]

[Xing: Hey, is it possible that the Joyful Star God created this? ]

【Aha: Haha, guess. 】

【Xing: You guess, I guess or not. 】

【Ding! 】

【The short video has been loaded. 】

[Title: "Blade: Please, let me go~!!"]

【Coming soon. 】

【March 7: Second creation short video?】

[Su Chang: Does that mean the video will be played in the live broadcast room later? ]

[Xing: But what does this “second creation” mean? ]

[Jizi: Judging from the literal meaning, could it mean secondary creation? ]

[Silver Wolf: But the blade was also mentioned.]

[Silver Wolf: Will the content of this video be related to the blade? ]

【Xing: But just looking at the title is quite interesting. 】

After all, the title is Blade is begging for mercy.

【blade:……】

Ren folded his arms and snorted coldly, looking at the screen.

What is the content of this second creation video?
The title actually says he is begging for mercy?

The screen lit up slightly, and the short video began to play.

"I am the Blade."

"Today I'm going to give the little guys in the train crew a little bit of the Star Core Hunter's shock!"

Blade appeared on the screen and said.

He pushed the carriage door open with force and was about to say something.

But the situation in the carriage was beyond his expectations.

"Mom, the universe is so complicated. I don't want to work hard anymore."

Xing hugged Kafka and acted coquettishly.

"Silly child~still calling me mom?"

Kafka touched Xing's head lovingly.

“I highly recommend this moisturizing Sly mask! It’s also suitable for sensitive skin!”

March 7th is selling goods live.

The silver wolf next to her had a slime on his head and was cooperating with her in the live broadcast.

Blade was stunned.

How can we shock them now?

"Farewell."

Ren turned around and prepared to leave the train.

Suddenly, Dan Heng popped up from the side:
"Since you're here, have a cup of coffee."

He brought out a cup of coffee.

The coffee is dark and rich in color, like a lump of black mud.

Even... it exudes an ominous aura.

It doesn't look like it's drinkable.

"No need."

Blade took a glance and immediately refused.

"That's right. Only those who don't have enough experience dare to drink the train crew's coffee."

Dan Heng smiled.

The tone was a little sarcastic.
[Blade: What?! You actually mocked me for being weak! ]

【Blade: @Dan Heng】

【Dan Heng: ……】

To prove that I'm not trash,

Without saying anything,
Pick up the coffee and drink it in one gulp.

then,

He just spit out blood.

Why is it so hard to drink!!!
Ren looked at the cup and couldn't help but complain in his heart.

It's unbelievable.

It was the first time he drank such terrible coffee!
"Wow, you're worthy of being a blade! He only shuddered after drinking Aunt Himeko's coffee!"

Xing gave a thumbs up in admiration.

"Humph."

Ren wiped the corner of his mouth and said disdainfully:
"Even if I had ten more cups of coffee like this, it wouldn't be enough."

Xing: "...Great! We can finally get rid of all this inventory."

She turned around and pulled out another load of coffee.

Blade: o_o
【blade:!】

[Silver Wolf: I vomited blood after drinking it.]

[March 7: Sister Jizi's coffee is still so lethal! ]

[Himeko: Eh? Is it really that hard to swallow? ]

【Walter: This...does burn my esophagus.】

[Dan Heng: Yes.]

[Xing: Last time I drank it, I almost fainted in the trash can. ]

【Himeko: ……】

The words were out, so I could only continue drinking.

Blade General Xing drank all the coffee that he brought.

now,

He was foaming at the mouth and looked haggard.

This pile of coffee is really lethal.

He seemed to see the beautiful scenery on the other side.

"Wow! It's a blade indeed!"

"I drank ten cups of expired Himeko coffee, and all I did was foam at the mouth."

Xing admired sincerely from the side.

After hearing this, Ren was about to say that it was just coffee and nothing to worry about.

but,

He suddenly felt something wrong in his stomach.

"It's over!"

"My stomach hurts!"

Ren thought, holding his stomach.

"But isn't it lame to say I'm going to the bathroom now?"

I have to think of a reason to cover it up!
"Have it!"

He quickly thought of an excuse, looked at Xing and asked:

"I accidentally spilled coffee on my clothes. Can I use the restroom?"

Ren flicked his collar to indicate that it needed cleaning.

"Bathroom? We don't have one here."

Xing spread his hands and replied.

"what?"

Blade was stunned for a moment.

"You guys don't need to use the restroom?"

"It's so funny, there are only beautiful girls here."

Xing said with a smile.

"Oh yeah, pretty girls don't need to go to the bathroom."

Blade nodded.

"Wait a moment."

He suddenly realized something was wrong.

"how about you?"

Ren looked at Dan Heng and asked.

"It's so funny, I'm a dragon."

Dan Heng smiled and spread his hands.

"Oh, yes..."

"Wait, how come I just accepted these messed up settings so naturally?"

Blade complained loudly and frantically.

As he spoke, he suddenly saw Walter on the side.

"Wait a minute, what about you?"

Blade looked at Walter and asked.

You are neither a beautiful girl nor a dragon.

"hehe."

After hearing this, Walter adjusted his glasses and smiled mysteriously:
"Every time this happens, I will use a pseudo black hole to suck them in..."

"That's enough! Shut up! Your mind is starting to get full of images!"

Ren quickly interrupted loudly.

[Su Shang: Eh? Don’t you have a restroom on your train? ]

(End of this chapter)