Chapter 29: IQ was pressed to the ground and rubbed repeatedly
Yan Shaojun got the answer he wanted and left Xianbao Pavilion.
After watching him go away, Tong Xiaoyu said to a dark window on the wall: "Remember, Yan Shaojun's gender is unknown, and he always spurts blood a few days every month, but this person seems to have reached the Great Emperor realm!"
After saying this, Tong Xiaoyu took a few steps and then stopped again.
"One more thing to record: this person is extremely perverted. He licked all the blood that was sprayed out cleanly. He might have some weird fetish..."
At Xingzhi Academy, Yan Shaojun descended from the air and walked slowly towards the entrance of the academy.
A little girl with pigtails was sitting at the door peeling candy. She stuffed a bright red candy into her mouth and then began to grasp the colorful candy wrapper.
"Little friend, where is the Martial God Altar?"
The little girl glanced at him and said, "I won't tell you!"
Yan Shaojun frowned slightly, put on an expression that he thought was very amiable, and went up to him and asked, "I'm here to look for someone. Can you tell me?"
Xingzhi Academy is quite prestigious in the universe. Even though Yan Shaojun was forcibly promoted to the Great Emperor realm at this time, he did not dare to act recklessly.
The little girl tilted her head as if she was thinking.
After a moment, she said with a smile: "How about this, if you can guess how many candies I have, I will give you all five candies and tell you where the Martial God Altar is, okay?"
The corner of Yan Shaojun's mouth twitched.
I thought, isn’t this a fool?
But in order to find out the location of the Martial God Altar, he still patiently said: "Okay, then I'll guess..."
Pretended to think for a while.
"I guess there are five, right?"
The little girl opened her eyes wide, her face full of disbelief, and then spread out her hands.
There are only four candies in the palm.
"You are really a fool, I see you look like one!" The little girl looked at Yan Shaojun up and down again with an I-knows-what look on her face.
"I'm sorry..."
The blood-spurting emperor immediately felt that his intelligence was insulted, and asked unconvincedly: "Didn't you say that you guessed that you would give me all five? You don't have five in your hand, you are lying!"
The little girl smacked her lips and stuck out her tongue.
On the tip of her tongue, there was still a small piece of unmelted candy.
After swallowing it back into her mouth, the little girl said, "Hey, there's still one left. You big fool, are you still not convinced?"
"I……"
Yan Shaojun looked as if he had swallowed a fly.
I took several deep breaths, closed my eyes and kept comforting myself.
Can't be angry, can't be angry...
These naughty kids, I will definitely beat them up if I see them...
I'm so pissed off, you're the biggest fool!!!
"Forget it, forget it. I told you. Once you go in, turn left, then right again and you'll be there. Remember, don't be so stupid next time!"
Just when Yan Shaojun was extremely angry, the little girl suddenly told him.
He suddenly opened his eyes and looked at the little girl in disbelief.
"What are you looking at, Dashachun, can't you tell left from right?" the little girl asked arrogantly.
Yan Shaojun's face turned pale, "You can't tell left from right? Goodbye!"
He left angrily, and as soon as he entered the college gate, he immediately turned left.
Then he strode forward.
As soon as he took a step, he was stopped by the little girl.
"stop!"
"What's wrong again?" Yan Shaojun couldn't hold it anymore.
The little girl shook her head and walked over a few steps. "I knew you couldn't tell left from right. The left side is clearly over here!"
She said, pointing to the right.
Yan Shaojun was stunned.
"I'm such a grown-up, but I can't tell the difference between left and right? You're the fool, right?"
Finally finding an opportunity to refute, Yan Shaojun immediately took it back.
The little girl pouted and shook her head, looking at Yan Shaojun with a hopeless expression, "Then I ask you which way to go?"
"I……"
Yan Shaojun was stunned again. If he insisted on going to the left, it might be wrong.
If I listen to the little girl and walk to the right, wouldn't that be tantamount to admitting that I am a fool who doesn't know the direction?
Damn, there’s no solution to this knot!
The qi and blood in the body suddenly surged.
Yan Shaojun suppressed the impulse in his heart, ignored everything, and strode to the right.
"See, I knew you couldn't tell left from right, and I had to tell you!" The little girl peeled another candy and threw it into her mouth.
So sweet.
After a few minutes, the road came to an end.
There were two forks in the road, one on the left and one on the right, in front of Yan Shaojun.
"She said left and then right..."
Yan Shaojun recalled.
"But I went to the right at first, so should I go to the left now?"
He glanced to the left and saw what looked like a mountain at the end.
On the right is a large square.
No matter how you look at it, the square should be more like the location of the Martial God Altar.
"Shit, never mind, just go left!"
Yan Shaojun was confused and suddenly felt that his brain was not enough.
He didn't think anymore and after determining the direction, he sped away quickly.
On Wuliang Mountain, Lin Bei was still climbing.
There are only a hundred or so steps left to the top of the mountain.
The little yellow dog is also working towards the 300th step.
Yan Shaojun appeared at the foot of Wuliang Mountain at this time, less than a hundred meters away from the steps.
The first thing he saw was a little yellow dog climbing the mountain.
Every time this short-legged kid stood up and tried to go up the stairs, he would fall down mercilessly.
But it didn't give up and continued to rush upwards.
Looking up the steps, just before reaching the top of the mountain, there is a child also climbing hard.
"Haha, Lin Bei!"
Yan Shaojun was ecstatic!
"As expected, I found you. It seems that I was right to go this way. This is the Martial God Altar!"
"Haha, that little girl dared to say that I was a big fool. You are the big fool who can't tell left from right. But even so, didn't I go to the right place?"
Yan Shaojun's confidence, which had just been trampled upon, returned to him once again.
"Lin Bei, die!"
Yan Shaojun stepped out in one step, and flew into the air, rushing towards the stairs.
As soon as you enter the steps, you will immediately feel the pressure change.
But Yan Shaojun didn't take it too seriously and continued to increase his efforts.
He had just reached the Great Emperor realm, and he himself was still a little uncomfortable with the powerful strength.
Much stronger than my previous self at the Supreme Realm!
Immediately, Yan Shaojun turned into a long blood-red rainbow and rushed towards the top of the mountain.
Because his speed was so fast, he rushed directly to the 700th or 800th step.
then……
There was a bang.
Pulled by the powerful gravitational force, he fell heavily to the ground.
He fell face down on the steps and knocked out a tooth.
"I'm sorry..."
Yan Shaojun wanted to vomit blood.
He finally felt that there was something wrong with the gravity here...
On the top of the mountain, the old man who was sweeping the floor glanced casually at the young man who had fallen to the ground.
Shaking his head speechlessly.
"Alas, another idiot who came from nowhere. Is it so easy to fly on Wuliang Mountain?"
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