Chapter 2: Picking up girls? But I'm only five years old!
Why doesn't the system release tasks?
The reason is very simple, that is, the system quickly discovered that the top reward items in his system library are not as good as the toys that this child has played with since childhood!
Reward qualification?
This child had gone through the Great Emperor Tribulation in his mother's womb before he was even born. He was born with an innate body of Tao and a divine soul realm. Not only has his cultivation speed increased a hundred times, but he also doesn't have any bottlenecks or obstacles.
How do you think we can play?
The system has to have some dignity too!
So more than a year passed, and I didn’t dare to release a single task.
But Lin Bei didn't care. On the contrary, he liked the system very much. At least there was someone who could chat with him anytime and anywhere to relieve his boredom.
The adults in the family are so annoying. They go into seclusion all the time and disappear for a year or two.
My cousins are the same, they just practice and gain experience every day.
As for the servants and family retainers, none of them dared to talk much to him. They were too respectful to him and were particularly boring.
As several bandit leaders looked at each other, the military officer shook his feather veil and placed his other hand on his neck to gesture.
"This child cannot be kept!"
The boss suddenly came to his senses and turned to look at the dozen or so children in the field.
"That's right, the others can't be kept!"
The bandits agreed on a plan and exchanged glances with each other as they prepared to take action.
Lin Bei, who was squatting not far from them, puffed out his chest, still playing the role of a hostage.
"My king, I have this jade pendant on my chest. Please take it and write a letter..."
He tilted his head and thought for a while. His parents were not in Tianxuan Realm, and his uncle and aunt were not here either. It seemed that none of his family members were here.
It was precisely because of this situation that he chose to come to the Tianxuan Realm to play.
"Why not just give it to your realm master Qiu Shaoyu and ask him to find a way to give it to my father so that my father can get the ransom, hehe!"
Lin Bei thought happily in his heart, let’s see if you will stay in seclusion this time, let’s see if you will come out!
The boss has already discussed it and unanimously agreed to let the second in command do it himself.
Hearing Lin Bei's words, the boss whispered: "The jade pendant should be quite valuable, take it first and then kill him!"
The second in command nodded, pulled out a machete, and rushed forward viciously.
He had already seen the jade pendant hanging on Lin Bei's chest, so he walked over and reached out to take it.
bass! bass!
Two sword energies shot up into the sky, emanating from the jade pendant and blocking out the sky and the sun.
The sharp sword energy directly cut the second in command into two halves on the spot.
Then it disappeared again and returned to the jade pendant.
Lin Bei: "..."
The boss: "..."
Everyone fell silent.
"I'm sorry!" Lin Bei suddenly lowered his head and said loudly, "It's all my fault that I forgot. I really didn't mean it!"
The boss swallowed his saliva and dared not speak.
Seeing this, Lin Bei had no choice but to stand up by himself.
The rope that bound his hands loosened somehow.
He took off the jade pendant himself, then walked a few steps and placed it on the table in front of the boss and others on tiptoe.
Those people quickly shrank back, fearing that they would be triggered by the sword energy.
After Lin Bei finished letting it go, he ran back to pick up the rope on the ground, then squatted on the ground with his hands behind his back.
"Gudong!"
The military advisor also swallowed a big mouthful of saliva, "Boss, he seems to be playing tricks on us..."
The boss nodded silently, "But it seems that he does have the qualifications!"
Everyone agreed.
Lin Bei blinked his big eyes, with an innocent and longing look on his face.
She pouted and said, "Please, please write a kidnapping letter quickly!"
The boss already felt like crying.
He carefully walked around the table, took two steps forward, and then squatted across from Lin Bei from a distance, "Brother Xiao, can we have a deal? Don't play kidnapping. We are actually all good people!"
"Then what do you want to play?" The kid was a little reluctant.
"Why don't you teach me how to use the jade pendant?" The eldest boss tried to force out a smile that he thought was very kind. Lin Bei frowned, and his face looked a little unhappy.
"I'm just a kid, not stupid, okay?"
The boss: "..."
"Little brother, you misunderstood. I just want to be friends with you. Don't you want to have an excellent partner like me?"
Lin Bei immediately looked disgusted, "Uncle, look at your untidy beard, can't you just be a good bandit?"
The boss was frustrated again and again, and immediately became furious, "So there is no room for negotiation?"
As he said this, he put two fingers into his mouth and blew a very loud whistle.
"Kill!"
Shouts of killing suddenly rang out from all directions, and hundreds of bandits rushed out from everywhere.
The group of tied-up children suddenly screamed in fear.
"Help!"
"Ah...I want my mother..."
"It's not fun, I want to go home, woo woo woo..."
Lin Bei frowned and got angry.
Not fun, not fun at all.
We had agreed on kidnapping, why did you suddenly do it?
The boss in the distance was also staring at Lin Bei, and his eyes were also on the jade pendant on the table.
This is valuable stuff!
At this moment, a group of people suddenly flew over from the horizon on swords.
Lin Bei sighed, "Alas, no more fun..."
He hooked his finger, and the jade pendant on the table flew directly towards him.
"Oh my god!" The big boss was shocked, then made up his mind, "Let's fight, wealth and honor are achieved through risk!"
He simply took out a nine-ring broadsword and rushed towards the flying jade pendant.
"You little bastard, hand over the jade pendant!"
Poof!
The boss rushed forward a few steps and then fell directly to the ground.
His head had long been left where it was.
Four fairy-like people fell from the sky.
One of them, a woman in pink with long flowing hair, walked towards Lin Bei, while the other three began to capture the bandits.
After just one encounter, they were all slaughtered.
The woman in pink was tall and had a slender waist. She walked slowly to Lin Bei, then bent down and picked him up.
"Master, you're running around again!"
Lin Bei pouted unhappily, "Sister Mei, why did you find me again? It's so boring!"
Plum, Bamboo, Chrysanthemum and Orchid are all Lin Bei's personal maids.
They have no surnames, only given names.
Mei stretched out a slender jade finger and touched Lin Bei's forehead.
"How dare you say that? If we can't find you, we will be punished by the Empress again!"
"Okay, then I'll go back with you!" Lin Bei said, pinching his lips.
"Hehe, who said we wanted to go back?" Mei was amused by his pitiful look.
Lin Bei's eyes suddenly lit up, "Really? You're not going to take me back?"
The other three women also came over at this time.
"Following the order of your father, Emperor Jiuxuan, we are here to escort you to the Blue Star Realm of the Galaxy State!"
Lin Bei's eyes lit up, and he immediately asked with joy: "Really? Why do you want to go to the Blue Star Realm?"
"Go... to pick up girls in compliance with the emperor's order!" Mei smiled, making people feel like they were in the spring breeze.
Xiao Lin Bei was dumbfounded.
"But... I'm only five years old!"
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(End of this chapter)