Hotel, hot spring.

Zhang Yuan, who was enjoying Miss Xingzi's "airbag" back-rubbing service, heard two familiar voices from afar.

When I turned around, I found that they were the two people from the crew.

“You guys are here too!”

Zhang Yuan waved and greeted them.

If he were in China, he would never have such intimate behavior with a woman, especially an actress, in public.

But this is overseas, so naturally we have to be more relaxed.

Moreover, most domestic actresses are not as open as the girls from the island countries.

He walked towards the two of them, followed closely by Ms. Suzuki in a tight bikini.

Watching them wading across the pond, Jay Chou is very impressed with Zhang Yuan because he has made great progress in both performance and composition with his "help".

He turned his head and looked at Guan Xi, who almost broke his teeth.

"Didn't you say before that you could deal with Suzuki Anne in a week?"

Hiss... Guan Xi closed his eyes and took a deep breath.

Which pot does not open which pot.

"Hehe..." Jay Chou chuckled when he saw him looking half dead.

He had a girlfriend waiting for him in the room anyway, so it didn't matter.

I don’t know who will be sitting alone in front of the window and unable to sleep tonight.

When Edison Chen was in Hong Kong, he had no rivals in picking up girls.

Basically, whoever you like can be chosen in a few days.

Rich, famous, and well-connected.

His father is a director of a listed company and is a close friend of Yang Shoucheng's younger brother Yang Chaocheng.

Coupled with his unique rebellious temperament, he is indeed very popular in Hong Kong.

However, after arriving at the island country, these advantages of his were of no use.

Girls from the island countries don’t go to Hong Kong to develop their careers.

Plus, Suzuki Anne is not very old. At this age, looks are everything and the brain is controlled by hormones.

Zhang Yuan is five or six centimeters taller than him, and Edison Chen usually looks slouched. From a distance, the difference between them is about ten centimeters.

In terms of physique, Zhang Yuan is even stronger than him. You don't even need to try to know that his physical fitness is better than his.

His rebellious temperament towards the "female special attack" in Hong Kong is not uncommon in the island country, and there are many similar competitors, so it cannot be considered a major feature at all.

And because Zhang Yuan knows Kung Fu, he better fits the stereotype of Chinese men that island women have.

Japanese people like Jackie Chan more than mainlanders. Uncle Long is quite popular, which has intensified the Kung Fu craze to some extent.

"What went wrong?" Edison Chen patted the back of his head.

He didn't understand why Suzuki Anne was not interested in him at all, but instead had a special affection for this mainlander?

"He will, and you won't."

"You can do it. He can do it too. He's even better than you." Jay Chou spoke the truth with a murderous tone.

"you……"

He was about to retort, but Zhang Yuan and the other two had already arrived in front of him.

"Do you come here often?"

"Yes, I've been here several times." Jay Chou replied, "I haven't seen you before."

“Because I had to pay, and the crew wouldn’t reimburse me, I didn’t come.”

Jay Chou: …

What you said makes a lot of sense, I can't refute it.

"Xingzi helped me get a weekly pass today. I will come here often from now on. We can come together then."

"Okay." Jay Chou agreed happily.

Edison scratched his scalp.

Gan!
I invited people to dinner but they didn't even go.

But he is so good, women pay for him to eat and take a bath. Is there any justice in this world?

"Yuansang, let's go to the private room to take a shower." At this time, Xingzi pulled his arm.

Then he added, "I'll pay."

Guan Xi: ...

"My friends are here and I want to be with them." Zhang Yuan replied.

"But I want to be alone with you." The island girl said coquettishly in the unique tone of the Yamato people.

"And my swimsuit is only for you to see."

"They just stare at me with lecherous eyes."

"Are you teaching me what to do?"

"No la……"

"Don't speak ill of my friends in front of me anymore."

"Hi!" Xingzi nodded vigorously and looked at him with admiration: "I like men with backbone like you the most."

"You know, everyone in the crew admires you so much."

"Then I'll go back to the room and wait for you."

As he said this, just like Brother Qian, he took out something from the back of his body with a "pop" sound.

"This is my attached room card. You and your friends can go to the hotel's restaurant and entertainment room to have fun, and it will all be charged to my account."

After he finished speaking, he bowed to the two men.

"Mr. Zhou, Mr. Chen, bye."

Then a lotus emerged from the water, twisting its buttocks and leaving the hot spring pool.

Guan Xi was completely confused.

Eating soft rice hard...

The key point is that his pay is so high, but he even uses the hot spring fees from women.

The key point is that when he did this, Xingzi became even more obsessed!

Is there still justice in heaven and law in the world?

After repeatedly clenching his fists, Guan Xi frowned and looked at Zhang Yuan, then asked: "How did you do it?"

Zhang Yuan looked at him sincerely.

"You want to learn."

"I'll teach you."

Ah... Edison Chen widened his eyes, and after blinking several times, a line of tears rolled down the corners of his eyes.

Then with a splash, he fell to his knees in the pool.

Kneeled down in front of Zhang Yuan.

"I lost……"

Not long after, Zhang Yuan leaned against the pool.

Jay Chou helped press his left shoulder, and Edison Chen helped press his right shoulder.

"Tell me, how did you get Suzuki Anne to be so obedient?"

Guan Xi continued to ask.

"Call me brother."

"Why do you always want people to call you big brother?" Guanxi asked puzzledly.

Zhang Yuan turned and looked at the two of them.

"You are from Hong Kong, and Jay Chou is from Formosa."

“I’m from the mainland.”

"Isn't it natural for Hong Kong and Taiwan to call the mainland "big brother"?

"Brother Yuan!" Guan Xi shouted.

"Actually, I didn't do anything." Zhang Yuan spread his hands.

"The villain fears power but not virtue."

"The better you treat her, the more she feels she deserves it."

"She also despises you more and more."

Driving up the price of a currency is nothing more than this.

"Some people are like this, and some places are like this as well." Zhang Yuan glanced at the two of them.

Neither Edison Chen nor Jay Chou understood what he meant.

Yes, they both come from small places, how can they understand this kind of logic.

The three of them chatted for a while.

I don't know what these two guys ate at night.

They were soaking in the hot water with their arms folded on the shore.

Perhaps the heat and the food in his stomach produced some kind of wonderful chemical reaction, and then a few "gurgling" sounds were heard coming from Edison Chen's abdomen.

Then, a string of fine bubbles floated to the surface from his crotch.

Zhang Yuan opened his eyes and looked at him with disgust.

Then he planned to move towards Jay Chou.

Gulu!

But just as he was about to move, he heard a slight sound coming from Jaylen's side.

Then a string of slightly thicker bubbles slowly rose from his crotch.

Zhang Yuan: …

Damn it, I'm surrounded by farts!

"Quality, pay attention to quality!"

Zhang Yuan scolded.

The two of them smiled, touched their noses, and lowered their heads a little embarrassedly.

Zhang Yuan ran to the other side of the pool to avoid these two guys.

Actually, farting in a pool isn't really a big deal.

Because according to a survey conducted by the University of California, Irvine, at least 20% of people have urinated in a swimming pool.

Random inspections were also conducted in Hong Kong, and the Kowloon Park Swimming Pool was found to have the highest urine content in Hong Kong at 0.2%, which is equivalent to about 60 liters of human urine in the pool.

And peeing is considered the worst thing. Many water parks will scoop out a lot of human feces from the pool when they close every day.

Do they change the water?

Of course not. Just add some disinfectant and blue dye and keep using it.

A hot spring hotel in Fukuoka was later exposed for Legionella exceeding the standard many times, with the highest level exceeding the standard by more than 3700 times.

In the end, he just bowed and apologized.

This is a place that even the emperor has visited.

Fortunately, the crew did not stay in a hot spring hotel, but a large chain hotel with hot spring themes, which was much more formally managed.

So compared to all that, farting in the pool really isn't a big deal.

These two are still competing.

"Look, my bubbles are obviously bigger!" Jay Chou said proudly.

Guan Xi was not convinced: "I have more bubbles."

A man is a boy until he dies. Two big stars compete in farting in the hot spring pool...

But to be honest, Jay Chou is indeed more powerful than Edison Chen.

Brother Edison looks listless all day long, and it's obvious that his body has been drained by alcohol and sex.

But the way they were playing, Zhang Yuan was really afraid that they would accidentally jump into the pool, so he thought, why not just leave.

That island girl is still waiting for me in the room.

Gululu...

Just at this moment, when he was about to get up from the pool, a violent noise was heard.

If we use a car as an analogy.

The Japanese-style KCAR that Edison just drove is equivalent to 0.8 liters of displacement.

Jay Chou is equivalent to the 1.2-liter Wuling Hongguang.

The movement at this moment is equivalent to an 8.0-liter authentic American V8, the same model as the Family Man, but also with a mechanical supercharger.

Rumble, rumble, the noise was so loud that people's eardrums could feel a slight sense of pressure.

And the source of this sound did not come from those two people.

But it came from beside Zhang Yuan.

"Fuck!"

"You're still talking about us."

Guan Xi saw a large number of bubbles the size of rice bowls rising from Zhang Yuan's side, and he laughed wildly and complained.

"As expected of Brother Yuan, so cool."

"He is indeed stronger than us."

"No wonder Xingzi likes him." Jay Chou also joked.

"He's really strong. I feel like the pool is shaking because of him."

"Yes, my hands are numb and shaking, it's so sharp!"

Gululu, Gululu...

The bubbles beside Zhang Yuan not only did not stop, but surged up even more violently.

There was even a "boom" at the end, which caused a tiny explosion in the pool water, just like throwing a firecracker into the pool.

"Awesome, awesome, awesome..." The two of them were still bragging.

But as I was praising it more, I realized something was wrong.

Because along with the bubbles and small explosions, there also came a large amount of khaki liquid.

Along with the curry color came an extremely pungent, nauseating strong smell.

"I'm a dick!"

"Brother Yuan didn't poop in the pool, did he?"

But when they looked closely, there was no trace of Zhang Yuan's voice in the pool.

All they heard was a pair of quick and dense footsteps approaching from afar, and coming to the two of them.

Then, accompanied by two crisp sounds, they suddenly felt a burning pain on their cheeks.

It felt like someone had slapped me in the face, and my head was buzzing.

Just as I recovered a little, I heard a loud explosion next to my ear.

"Still soaking!"

"Run quickly!"

"earthquake!!!"

Zhang Yuan stretched out his hands and grabbed the two men's necks, and brought them out of the hot spring pool like little chicks, then turned around and ran away.

After a second or two of reaction, the two of them rolled and crawled to their feet from the ground. In their anxiety, Edison Chen slipped and fell, and then they ran out of the bathhouse.

Mt. Shiina is a double volcano consisting of Mt. Myogi, Mt. Akagi, and Mt. Kamimo.

The hotel where the crew stayed was right at the foot of the volcano.

This is why the hotel has a natural hot spring.

Thank nature for the gift of geothermal energy.

But everything has its pros and cons.

Hot springs are good, but active volcanoes are not so good.

Of course, earthquakes and volcanic eruptions are not a big deal to the Yamato people, as they have long been accustomed to them.

Even the symbol of the island nation, Mount Fuji, is actually an active volcano.

According to the research team's investigation, Mount Fuji has erupted more than 5600 times, large and small, in the past 1800 years.

After entering the stable period, it basically erupts once every hundred years.

The most recent one was in 1707, when the entire Edo sky was covered by volcanic ash, causing incalculable damage.

After that, Mount Fuji remained quiet for more than 300 years!

It was also during these 300 years that the island nation developed from an agricultural society into a world industrial power.

This may be their national destiny.

But it's like having diarrhea.

Holding it in will not make the filth in your intestines disappear.

On the contrary, the longer you hold it in, the more intense the effect will be when you finally let go.

If Mount Fuji, which has been suppressed for 300 years, erupts, it is conservatively estimated that more than 30 nearby cities, including Tokyo, will be completely paralyzed.

If we are not conservative, the entire island of Honshu may be torn apart.

In 06, the island country released a disaster film called "Japan Sinks". Whether it can be realized depends on this.

Come on, Mt. Fuji...

Mount Shiina is naturally not as majestic as Mount Fuji, and this eruption was not nearly as big.

It's just the periodic movement of an active volcano, and there's not even a big scene like lava eruption.

The earthquake level was less than five.

The hotel was barely damaged, except for a crack in the bottom of the hot spring pool.

That’s where Zhang Yuan sat last.

The curry that came out was a pungent liquid, so it certainly wasn't him that came out.

Instead, it is sulfur, which is very common near hot springs.

In theory, sulfur is actually a good thing. Natural hot spring water contains some sulfur, and there are even special sulfur hot springs.

This thing is good for skin diseases such as dermatitis and arthritis, as well as muscle and bone injuries.

The Modou Soap Factory also has a product called Modou Sulfur Soap, which is very famous.

But if you don’t talk about measurement for anything, you’re just being a hooligan.

If the concentration is too high, it can be fatal.

In the hotel lobby, three young pillars of the entertainment industry from mainland China, Hong Kong and Taiwan all have the same look.

He had a white towel hanging around his waist, and was standing there with bare arms, looking depressed.

Of course, the causes of depression are slightly different.

Jay Chou and Edison Chen were scared.

Zhang Yuan was worried.

"Just got a weekly pass... and the pool is broken in the blink of an eye."

"Luckily it wasn't my money."

"But I'm afraid the plan to unlock new scenes with Kyoko will have to be put on hold."

"Jalen!"

"Yuan-san!"

Whoosh, two figures came out from the staircase safety door and ran towards two of the three shirtless men.

Miss Hou and Suzuki Anne brought coats and bathrobes respectively and put them on them.

Then, there was only one shirtless man left in the lobby.

Guess who it is?

At this moment, Edison Chen really wanted to be under the car.

It’s so uncomfortable!
Jaylen is fine too.

He already has a girlfriend in Taiwan and he came to visit the set.

But Zhang Yuan only got it after joining the crew!
We started from the same starting line, but we both lost so miserably.

The feeling of frustration is very strong.

"Are you all okay?"

The rest of the crew also ran downstairs.

Including Huang Qiusheng, Du Wenzhe, Brother B and others.

At this moment, Zhang Yuan and the other three had just been "fished" out of the water. Their makeup, styling, hairstyle, and clothes did not exist.

After taking such a look and making such a comparison, even those people in Hong Kong felt that Zhang Yuan’s image was indeed much better than Edison Chen’s.

Even Miss Hou pretended to steal a few glances.

"I'm glad everyone is okay." An assistant director also came up to the crowd and breathed a sigh of relief.

drop by drop...

Just then, the assistant director's cell phone rang.

After answering the phone, his expression gradually became serious.

Then he hurried out of the hotel.

"What's wrong?" Brother B asked.

"Something happened with the director!"

...(End of chapter)