Chapter 295: Fight, fight, fight, and rob!

On the train.

Uncle Ge, wearing a slicked-back wig, slowly backed away from the door curtains of the two carriages, while slowly raising his hands.

The muzzle of a long, black gun was pressed against his forehead.

Immediately, three men wearing grey hooded windbreakers and cartoon masks rushed into the carriage.

"Robbery!" the leader shouted loudly in that honest voice that was particularly familiar to people all over the country.

What I got in return was not exclamations, but...

Hahahahaha!
As an actor, you want to leave a deep impression on the audience.

But I’m also afraid of leaving a deep impression on the audience!

This is the case with Mr. Fan, who is now wearing a gray cat mask and wielding an axe.

If a nationwide survey were conducted, I'm afraid that Mr. Fan's popularity would crush all the actors present.

It is true that everyone, from an eight-year-old kid to an eighty-year-old man, knows about it.

"With a big head and thick neck, he is either a rich man or a cook!"

"My heart is so cold!"

Silly cook, medicine box, Fan Debiao...

"Cut!" Feng Xiaogang shouted to stop helplessly amid the laughter of the extras and leading actors in the carriage.

Teacher Fan took off his mask and shyly greeted this highest praise in the form of laughter.

The Spring Festival Gala in those years belonged to Zhao Benshan, a Spring Festival Gala that could bring pure happiness to the audience.

But ever since Li Yong’s wife Ha Wen came to power and “brushed out” Zhao Benshan, this feast belonging to the people of the whole country began to go towards an irreversible decline.

Zhang Yuan had experienced the "dumpling-making"-style decline of the Spring Festival Gala in his previous life, so he could better understand how powerful Teacher Fan Yu and his team were.

It was an era when stars shone brightly.

From Ma Ji, to Chen Peisi, to Zhao Lirong, and then to Zhao Benshan.

One comedy master after another passes on the legacy until the final moment arrives.

Later, Shen Teng and others were simply unable to carry the banner.

Just like what Brother Qian said in his crosstalk after he appeared on the Spring Festival Gala.

Guo Qilin: The two of them chattered back and forth for quite some time but no one was happy, just like the corresponding evening newspaper.

Yan Hexiang: That was the crosstalk performed by your father and Yu Qian on the Spring Festival Gala.

Brother Qian: That’s the requirement there!

That's the requirement...

Mr. Yuan Dewang, who passed away recently, was the chief director of the Spring Festival Gala for many years. Chen Peisi and Zhao Benshan were both brought to the stage after his review.

It was this person who strongly recommended Jay Chou to perform on the Spring Festival Gala.

At first, this plan was rejected by the higher-ups because Jay Chou was not articulate enough.

That’s right, those old-fashioned guys don’t know what R&B is.

Mr. Yuan gritted his teeth and initiated a vote on the CCTV website. As a result, more than 200 million people agreed to let Jay Chou perform on the Spring Festival Gala.

This person took the result to the higher-ups, and the old men then realized what the people wanted, and they "showed leniency outside the law."

Therefore, Ha Wen’s “negligence” cannot be entirely blamed on her. After all, for some people who hold the power of life and death, the Spring Festival Gala is not a party but a political task.

Therefore, music is not important, and whether the audience likes to watch it or not is not important either.

Stability is what matters.

However, there are no more actors who can make the audience laugh from the bottom of their hearts without saying a word as soon as they meet them.

Teacher Fanyou clasped his fists in thanks, and the extras in the carriage laughed continuously.

"Everyone calm down."

"Be serious, we're filming!"

Several executive directors tried to maintain order, but with little success.

The appearance of Teacher Fanyue was like planting a little boy on everyone's funny bone, which was very explosive.

"Okay, everyone be quiet, all departments take their positions, and do it again." Director Feng patted the back of his head.

Faced with the current situation, he can only blame himself.

In the next few days, the scenes of "A World Without Thieves" set in the carriage will be completed soon.

In other words, the vehicle that cost millions to build is about to be dismantled.

Some people may ask, why not find a place to stay?
First of all, the crew rented an 8000-square-meter site in the Science and Technology Park to build the train, station and other shooting locations, and the rent was very expensive.

If we want to stay, we have to rent a warehouse, which costs a lot of money, and we also need transportation and coordination.

Then this vehicle cannot produce any subsequent value, it is just a waste of money.

Director Feng is not like Big Beard and the great poet Chen, who built a city while filming a movie. That doesn't need to be demolished and can even be used as a scenic spot to make some money.

Feng Xiaogang thought it would be a shame to tear it down, so he thought of finding some friends to come and take some shots.

If it's not needed, just treat it as a behind-the-scenes feature. If it's needed, cut it into the main film. There's no need to pay for it anyway, it's just for show.

So he "randomly" found two friends.

Feng Yuanzheng, scope.

Otherwise, how could there be such a thing as a circle? A top director could attract two top actors with just one phone call.

I won’t talk about Teacher Feng. He was the president of the People’s Art Theatre, chairman of the Dramatists Association, vice chairman of the Chinese People’s Literary Association, member of the CPPCC of the capital, and later served as a member of the National Committee for a term. He enjoys special subsidies from the State Council.

What happens when an actor chooses the management route?

that's it!
And what’s peculiar is that, like the Huayi brothers, Wang Shuo and Feng Xiaogang, he was also born in a military compound, so his goal since childhood was to become a parachutist.

It didn't work out.

Forget it, just be an actor... and then you can become a big boss.

This girl knew Director Feng as early as 97 when they were filming "The Back of the Moon". The heroine of this film is Xu Fan.

However, the plot and content of this TV series were too exciting and it was soon banned from broadcasting.

Not to mention Mr. Fan Yu, who just worked with Director Feng on the last film "Cell Phone".

From some perspectives, this person's ability is stronger than Feng Yuanzheng, especially when it comes to playing small characters from the lower classes, such as Fan Debiao, the protagonist in "July of the Car Guard", "Please Show Me", "The Long Season" and other films.

There are also officials, or characters who like to speak in official language, such as the characters in "The Problem Not of a Problem", "Private Tailor", and "Nanjing, Nanjing".

They are all unique.

If they were placed in martial arts novels, these two would be masters at the level of the Five Supreme Beings.

Zhang Yuan, who was wearing a costume and participating in the performance in the carriage, looked up at Teacher Fan from time to time. Anyway, the actors in this scene should also be looking at him, so he could study secretly without being discovered.

"Lao Fan, relax a little more, especially when it comes to the lines..."

"Just give me some lines." Fan looked at Feng Xiaogang helplessly.

After the two of them arrived in the morning, Director Feng solemnly handed them a script.

After opening it, there were two big words written on it.

"Robbery"!
And then...it was gone.

At first, the two thought that the last few pages of the script were missing, but when they asked, they found out that they didn't have them at all.

What does it mean to have a sudden idea? This is it.

He returned to his original position and repeated the previous shot.

"Fight, fight, fight, fight, rob!"

Mr. Fanyou was born as a crosstalk artist and has been performing sketches for many years. He is a rare master of live performance.

The audience laughed as soon as he appeared just now.

With a laugh and a clap, his DNA starts moving!
I became excited all of a sudden.

As soon as I got excited, the smell of "medicine box" and "Fan De Biao" came over me.

Hahahaha...

The actors in the carriage were even happier.

"Card!"

"Everyone, take it easy." Director Feng rubbed his brows.

Teacher Fan took advantage of the break to go outside the carriage to smoke. Zhang Yuan handed him a cigarette and chatted with him for a few minutes.

"You can also tell crosstalk?" Teacher Fan asked curiously.

"Well, who knows, maybe I'll have to worship Master Hou San as my master in a while." Zhang Yuan immediately pulled out the big guy to speak.

"Oh, then congratulations, that's great!" Teacher Fan immediately became friendly.

In this way, he and Zhang Yuan were in the same business.

When they were filming "Cell Phone" before, the two didn't have any scenes together, so they didn't see each other very often. But when they talk now, he seems to be quite easy-going and not at all arrogant.

In fact, he was a little silent and depressed, not the talkative person like Brother Qian who was used to supporting the main characters.

After talking to him, I went to Teacher Feng Yuanzheng.

"Teacher Feng, have one?" Zhang Yuan took out a Zhongnanhai.

"I won't smoke anymore. I'm quitting." Teacher Feng was feeling depressed and waved his hand to refuse.

He was unwilling to accept the offer not because he looked down on Zhang Yuan, but because he really wanted to give up.

This guy has been smoking for less than 20 years, but he managed to quit. His perseverance is extraordinary.

"Teacher Feng, I see Teacher Fan is very excited, why are you in a bad mood?"

After chatting for a few sentences, Zhang Yuan asked tentatively.

"It's because he's in a good mood that I'm not."

Teacher Feng frowned and glared at Zhang Yuan, and his knees went weak and he almost fell to his knees.

An Jiahe...

That expression reminded him of his childhood trauma.

Teacher Feng is also a strong-willed person, after all, his acting skills are first-rate.

But the scope is really unethical!
Because there was no script or lines, the two of them designed some content and lines themselves, and then went on stage.

The old actors all have many years of stage experience and are not at all embarrassed.

But it was clearly said to be a “robbery”!
As soon as the scope got excited, it became "fight, fight, fight, fight, rob!" Suddenly, all the roles fell on him. When the film was broadcast, who would be able to see him?
He felt like he was being backstabbed.

I feel like my role was stolen, but it was based on my own strength.

"Teacher Feng, you came from the stage and the screen."

"Don't lose face!"

"Spirit Point"

Zhang Yuan immediately started the three-step fire-adding attack as if by reflex.

Teacher Feng looked at him calmly and replied steadily, "It's useless if you are not energetic."

"Good is good, Lao Fan is really amazing."

I rely on!

Zhang Yuan was shocked.

As expected of an old artist, he was not fooled at all.

"This is much better than those two idiots Nie Yuan and Huang Xiaoming!"

"As expected, people with real strength are as still as a mountain. Those two guys are actually guilty, so they were easily fooled."

"Teacher Feng, what I mean is that if he is excited, you should be excited too, that's all."

"I can't do what he does." Feng Yuanzheng is very clear about his position.

"Then why don't you come over here?"

"What do you mean?"

Shortly after.

"Fight, fight, fight, fight, rob!" The axe of the teacher's crew is still Fan Debiao.

Teacher Feng was no less enthusiastic and raised his index finger.

He said with a pinched throat.

"Be serious, be serious, we are robbing here!"

"Card!"

"it is good!"

clap clap clap...

When this shot ended, Feng Xiaogang clapped his hands in delight.

"That's fucking great!"

Fan Que also smiled and turned back.
Old Feng is also getting excited!

When good actors act together it's like a duel between masters.

When Ye Gucheng confronts Ximen Chuxue, the two of them will engage in an unprecedented decisive battle.

If it were Sha Tongtian versus Lu Qingdu, no one would watch it even if they gave away tickets.

Director Feng felt very satisfied when the two of them started to get excited.

Feng Yuanzheng glanced at Zhang Yuan who was among the actors.

[Received thanks from Feng Yuanzheng, +1 for the dialogue skills! ]

"Brother, wait a moment."

"I want to rape someone."

It was opened again today. The teacher holding the axe glanced at Liu Ruoying not far away, and then his momentum changed.

He was shouting and screaming just now, with a ferocious expression.

Now she spoke softly, even gently, to Teacher Feng.
His expression also changed during the lines, becoming silly and smiling.

"Oh!" Zhang Yuan sighed.

Just this one expression change is enough for an ordinary actor to learn for several years.

The emotions change so drastically, but the transition is so smooth.

At the same time, he glanced at Liu Ruoying and Liu Dehua.

Milk tea was secretly pinching her thigh with her fingers, and her facial muscles were twitching slightly.

She is trying not to laugh!

The tone of the entire "A World Without Thieves" is actually somewhat sad and heavy, especially the death ending at the end of the story, which is really tragic.

The performances of these two masters really added a touch of Feng's comedy to the film, making the atmosphere a lot more relaxed.

Even when people talk about the movie in later generations, its story and connotation have long been forgotten.

But the story about Fan Que and Feng Yuanzheng robbing is still talked about with great relish.

"waist!"

"Waist, waist, waist, what are you hiding!"

Teacher Fanyue came in front of a plainclothes policewoman.

"Nothing, touch it if you don't believe me."

"Hey?"

"Hey!"

Teacher Fanyue’s expression looked like he was so happy that he could hardly find change. He is such a mean guy!
"You let me touch you."

Having said that, he stretched out his hand and took it away.

Then in a moment, his expression suddenly changed drastically.

The speed of change is so fast that it is impossible for an actor without long-term training and perfect control of facial muscles to demonstrate it.

Zhang Yuan felt his blood boiling just by looking at it.

It's like a young knight watching the sword fight between the Five Supreme Masters at Mount Huashan!
"Did you touch it?"

"what?"

"gun!"

"Okay, let's wrap it up!"

Rumble!
The whole audience stood up and applauded!

The performance of these two was absolutely amazing!

Such a good actor deserves respect.

After thanking everyone, the two teachers came to the monitor to watch their own performance.

"Brother Feng, you are so cruel. You even raised your orchid finger."

"Old Fan, you forced me to do this."

Don’t be fooled by the fact that one is called Brother Feng and the other is called Lao Fan, they are actually the same age, both born in 62.

"It's so enjoyable!" Teacher Fanyue said with a smile.

"Look." At this time, Teacher Feng suddenly pointed at a young man wearing Little Red Riding Hood in the camera and said.

“His expression is different from others.”

"Oh, it's true."

Of course, the person Teacher Feng was pointing at was Zhang Yuan.

If he hadn't just helped him with advice on how to "deal with" Teacher Fan, this person wouldn't have paid special attention to him.

"Most people looked nervous because this was a robbery after all."

"He was the only one who seemed to have a hint of joy amidst his nervousness."

"Yes, it is." Director Feng took a closer look and then called Zhang Yuan to his side.

"I behave like this because I am different from others." He replied after being asked.

"Among the three robbers, one is the fat man played by Mr. You Yong."

"And the fat guy is my immediate superior."

"So, for two people who spend every day together, even if the fat man didn't tell this kid about his robbery plan, Four Eyes should be able to find out at the first time that the masked man is his boss."

"Uh..." The three elders nodded.

Then Zhang Yuan raised his right hand again, with gauze still wrapped around his right index finger.

This is a prop, because after I failed in the courage contest with Brother Hua, I was punished by Uncle Li and had my index finger cut off with a cigar cutter.

"I hate Uncle Li for this."

"So after seeing Uncle Li being beaten, there must have been a sense of excitement of revenge."

"Yes!" Teacher Fanyue nodded vigorously: "Yes, the logic is correct."

Teacher Feng also glanced at him.

This guy is good. He pays close attention to every little detail and is very accurate in his thinking.

He was just a background board in this scene, but he was treated with such care, which is great!

Both Mr. Fanyue and Mr. Feng Yuanzheng looked at him, smiled and said nothing.

But it has left a good impression in my heart.

That evening, Director Feng gathered the leading actors and hosted a banquet for two outstanding guest actors and old friends.

Zhang Yuan was naturally present as well.

They drank a lot of wine again, and these two were so drunk that they couldn't go home.

I simply booked two rooms and let them stay for one night.

After sending the two off, Zhang Yuan, Brother Hua and a few others returned to the floor where they lived.

He lived in a room at the end of the corridor, so he took the opportunity to send the drunk people back to their rooms one by one.

"Zhang Yuan, see you tomorrow." Brother Hua didn't drink much, and he had good self-control and self-control.

"Okay, see you tomorrow... Wait!"

Just as Brother Hua was about to enter the house, he was stopped by Zhang Yuan's loud shout.

Because he found that the lock of Hua Ge's door seemed to have been pried open... (End of this chapter)