On the set, Zhang Yuan was resting quietly on a folding stool, a must-have for home travel and murder.

At the same time, according to the natural health-preserving principles I learned, I prepared to prescribe myself a tonic medicine to restore my strength after filming this movie.

"Fuck you!"

"Cheng Hao has been very stubborn these past few days, and he is unwilling to accept the result."

"When I restore my body to its peak condition and return to the imperial capital, I will let her know what it means to carry on the past and open up the future!"

He is writing.

Angelica, deer antler, Codonopsis, wolfberry, seahorse...

At this moment, a rough middle-aged male voice sounded in his ears.

"It was you who asked the director to change my underwear into red!"

Hearing the noise, Zhang Yuan turned around in a daze and saw three big faces.

Coolie Qiang, Fried Dough, Old Tailor...

"Three masters, what's the matter?" Zhang Yuan pretended to be innocent and stood up.

Shi Xingyu was seen laughing secretly, and Dong Zhihua also had an expression of watching a show, but he glanced at Zhao Zhilin from time to time.

If the situation gets bad, he should help Zhang Yuan, after all, they are teachers of Hu Dao.

"Stop talking nonsense. Just tell Master Stephen Chow that my role was changed into an old rabbit?" Zhao Zhilin, who played the tailor, frowned and glared. He crossed his arms as thick as tree trunks in front of his chest, with veins bulging.

"Have it?"

"Don't play dumb, I've asked!"

Hehehe... Shi Xingyu, who played the role of Kuliqiang, covered his mouth and laughed.

Good guy!
You can tell by looking at it.

It was you who led the imperial army here!
It must have been you who instigated this, a guy who loves to watch the fun and make trouble.

"Brother Zhao, let me explain." Zhang Yuan stopped pretending to be stupid.

"I'm not targeting you."

This is a lie, intentional of course.

“This is what the role requires.”

"Look, with this change, your role as a tailor will have more scenes, and your character image will be more profound and easier to remember."

Zhao Zhilin, a rough man who had practiced Hung Gar since childhood, frowned.

Everything Zhang Yuan said made sense.

The tailor made such a mess of his clothes that it was really uncomfortable for him.

But the scenes were expanded, the characters were established, and Zhao Zhilin was very clear about it.

He watched the replay clips shot by Stephen Chow and found it interesting.

[Received thanks from Zhao Zhilin, boxing basics +1! ]

Look, he even has to thank us.

But Mr. Zhao waved his hand and said, "I don't care about that."

"I heard you also practiced martial arts."

"I also practice martial arts, so that's easy."

"When conflicts arise among us martial artists, we have to fight to see who's the winner!"

Zhang Yuan: …

After looking at the attributes just provided by this person and his current attitude, Zhang Yuan completely understood.

What's the point of being unhappy? Changing the play? Those are all excuses.

Why don't you just say you feel like fighting?
What excuses are you making?

These martial artists are all the same. When they hear that there are people like them, they get itchy to show off their skills.

Bah, you vulgar warrior!
What Zhang Yuan thought was absolutely correct.

Firstly, he only came to the crew halfway through the production, but he was very popular and was highly valued by Stephen Chow, so everyone was very curious.

Secondly, we have to talk about Yuan Hua, who meant well but ended up with bad results.

Uncle Hua always tells everyone that he has good acting skills, is hardworking, and has good kung fu skills.

But he didn't have any fighting scenes, so these warriors didn't even have a chance to "inspect the goods".

This was also the intention behind my previous attempt to instigate Dong Zhihua to compete with me, but I resolved the problem myself.

Now that I've finally found an excuse, I can't wait to have some fun.

While they were talking, some members of the Yuan family also came to the set and secretly watched from the side.

In addition to Yuan Qiu and Yuan Hua, the old couple in the play, the new martial arts director Yuan Baye was also present.

"Hey, there's something interesting to watch." Yuan Hua said with a smile, "Look how much this kid has improved in the past six months."

"You always say he is very strong. How strong is he?" Mr. Ba asked in a low voice while wearing a baseball cap.

"He's not the top-notch martial arts expert. This kid knows how to use his brain."

"Just watch." Yuan Hua said calmly.

In front of him, Teacher Zhao Zhilin didn't say anything and directly assumed the stance of Iron Wire Fist.

The whole person exerted force instantly, and all the muscles bulged. The white sweatshirt on his body, which was originally a little empty, was immediately stretched into a bulge.

"Fuck!" Zhang Yuan was shocked.

"Why do they come here so suddenly? The local gang is so rude!"

boom!
Teacher Zhao used a move called Double Dragons Coming Out of the Sea, which was extremely powerful and attacked him directly in the chest.

Zhang Yuan's pupils contracted violently, and he exerted force with his calves, pushing back hard to avoid the attack.

But it was different from what he imagined, and also different from usual. As soon as he exerted force on his calves, they went limp.

"Cheng Hao misunderstood me!"

Recently, he has been deliberately maintaining a weak state like a drugged dog. During the nearly one week that Cheng Hao visited the set, he has been pedaling hard every night.

The relationship is better, but the health is not.

"Gan!"

"I was harmed by alcohol and sex!"

"Starting tomorrow, stop drinking!"

He realized something was wrong and knew he couldn't avoid it.

Like in Hong Kong, raising his hand to take Sammo Hung’s punch?

First of all, he was full of health at that time, but now he is low on health.

And he is not belittling Sammo Hung. Although Sammo Hung is powerful, he is nothing compared to Zhao Zhilin, the great-grandson of Wong Fei-hung.

The gap between them is similar to the gap between semi-professional and professional athletes.

They can completely defeat ordinary people, but if they fight each other, the semi-professionals will be completely defeated.

How to do?
You can't hide.

I can’t catch it.

Zhang Yuan can only take off his wits!
"Azhen, why did you come out wearing only your underwear!" He quickly raised his hand and pointed behind them.

Ok?
Zhao Zhilin, Shi Xingyu, and Dong Zhihua all turned their heads and looked back.

Teacher Dong, I didn't expect that someone like you with thick eyebrows and big eyes would like this!
I'll have to report this to Wang Jinhua when I get a chance.

It is said that a man remains a boy until he dies.

If there is a wallet on the ground, not everyone will turn around, but if there is a beautiful girl on the street, an old man in a wheelchair can force himself to stand up.

Medical miracles are nothing more than this.

"Where?"

The three of them were still looking, and Zhang Yuan had almost run two miles away.

I can’t beat him, so I just slipped away…

Yuan Qiu and Ba Ye looked sideways at Yuan Hua.

"Is this what you call being able to use your brain?"

Yuan Hua: …

You really don't give me face!
After Zhao Zhilin and the other two reacted, they suddenly felt like idiots.

So fucking embarrassing!
How can I save my dignity after being deceived by such a low-level excuse?

Chase!

At this moment, the crew of "Kung Fu".

Zhang Yuan ran in front and Zhao Zhilin chased him from behind.

The two of them ran so fast that their legs almost left afterimages.

But Zhang Yuan had three legs after all, and the burden was heavier, so he couldn't outrun him after all, and he was about to be caught up...

"Hey, what are you doing?"

Just at this extremely embarrassing moment when he was in a dilemma, Zhang Yuan's savior arrived.

"We're still filming soon, stop playing!" Master Xing walked up to the crowd with a script in his hand.

Gulp!

Hearing the sound, Zhang Yuan slammed on the brakes and his feet almost caused sparks on the ground.

"Master Xing, it's okay, we were just joking." Zhang Yuan walked up to Teacher Zhao and the other three, smiled and hooked his shoulders.

"Go and get ready, your scene will start soon." Stephen Chow pointed at him, then shook his head and walked away.

Zhao Zhilin could only smile and agree. After Mr. Xing left, Mr. Zhao glared at him angrily.

"Teacher Zhao, I still have to film a scene soon, I can't get hurt."

"How about this, when I finish filming my scenes, we can have a proper date."

I'm being chased all over the street, and I have to get back at least some revenge.

"Okay, you decide the time and place, and we'll make friends through martial arts." Seeing that the other party was willing to give in, Teacher Zhao immediately agreed.

But at this time, Zhao Zhilin looked down on Zhang Yuan who had escaped by playing tricks, and thought that he must not have very good kung fu to be able to do such a thing.

"You two just wait and see how I will increase the intensity of your attack." Zhang Yuan thought to himself.

We have already said hello and arranged a fight, so let’s not talk about it for now.

After a while, he changed his clothes and came to the newly set scene nearby.

This scene is the Axe Gang headquarters!

The place consists of two parts, the Axe Gang office inside and the casino bar outside.

What we are going to shoot today is the scenes set in the office.

That is the scene where Fire Cloud Evil God first appears and catches the bullet with his bare hands.

"The martial arts of the world."

"Indestructible."

"Only speed can break it!"

In front of the camera, Liang Xiaolong held a copper bullet between the index and middle fingers of his left hand and spoke steadily.

"It's just an inch or two. It's totally child's play..."

Zhang Yuan shook his head, trying to get rid of the lines that automatically came to his mind.

When it comes to spoofs, it has to be Liu Zhenwei.

pat!

The bullet at his fingertips landed heavily on the mahogany floor with a crisp sound.

"The Fire Cloud Evil God has unrivaled martial arts!"

At this time, Zhang Yuan stood up from the sofa and walked towards Liang Xiaolong with a swagger.

"All members of the Axe Gang salute the evil god!"

After bowing to the end, the camera shot the profile of Zhang Yuan.

His face was pale, there was cold sweat on his forehead, his eyes were trembling slightly, and his throat was moving.

He was afraid and terrified.

What kind of monster did he find in order to deal with those masters from Pig Cage Village?

Master Xing looked at the camera and nodded with satisfaction.

"Vicious and vicious."

"But in the face of absolute power, one will become as timid as a mouse."

"What do you mean by strong on the outside but weak on the inside?"

"What do you mean by being timid?"

"Card!"

"Zhang Yuan performed well." Star Master praised him and said, "Keep up the form and do it again."

Zhang Yuan sighed.

If the performance is not good, reshoot it; if the performance is good, reshoot it. This kind of agonizing shooting method is really torturous.

He actually understood why Stephen Chow did this.

Because actors are human beings too, he is just pushing everyone to realize their potential.

Just like reading a book a hundred times, its meaning becomes clear.

An actor's feelings and understanding will naturally be different if he performs a role once and fifty times.

With this kind of repeated torture and accumulation, you will indeed make rapid progress.

Even if you act in Wong Jing's movies for your whole life, your acting skills may still be terrible.

But after acting in Stephen Chow's or King of Sunglasses' movies for three years, your acting skills and mentality will be raised to a higher level.

Anyone who has been tortured by these two things will either suffer from psychological trauma or learn to concentrate on acting.

After the 35th time, Zhang Yuan almost collapsed on the sofa due to exhaustion.

Last night, in order to say goodbye to Cheng Hao, I worked overtime and had a lot of fun. As soon as I arrived at the set, I was chased all over the street by Zhao Zhilin.

If he wasn't in good health, he would be foaming at the mouth by now.

"Okay, next shot." Stephen Chow finally gave in.

Most of the time we don’t follow a timeline when filming.

For example, now, the camera just captured Fire Cloud Evil God showing his strength.

What we are going to shoot now is the previous shot, which is the content when Fire Cloud Evil God just arrived at the Axe Gang.

Liang Xiaolong changed into a clean white hurdle vest, and put on a plastic sandal with a green shoe strap on one foot. He shook his legs calmly in front of a group of men in black suits.

Zhang Yuan, the boss, sat on the sofa farthest away, with Master Xing and Tian Ji in front of him.

"Everyone get ready..." Since Stephen Chow was also in the camera, this scene could only be supervised by the assistant director: "ACTION!"

"what……"

While everyone was getting ready, Zhang Yuan almost fell asleep while sitting on the sofa.

He barely pulled himself together when he heard the sound of clapping boards.

Anyone who has worked knows that if you don’t take a nap in the afternoon, you will collapse in the afternoon.

Not only did he not sleep at noon, he didn't sleep much last night.

Even if I forced myself to stay awake, I still felt sleepy.

So as soon as he turned on the computer, he couldn't stop yawning long and loudly.

"Card!"

"Zhang Yuan, what's going on? Do you want to sleep?"

The assistant director immediately called a stop.

"Okay!"

The assistant director was just about to say something and ask him to go to the side to collect himself, but Stephen Chow suddenly clapped his hands in approval.

"This yawn is well designed."

Instead, he blamed the assistant director: "Hey, why did you say stop?"

“It’s very good to continue playing along.”

"He looked like he was addicted to drugs just now. How great."

"You think the actions designed by others are like being sleepy. Is there any sense of drama in that?"

The assistant director scratched his head and looked at Zhang Yuan in confusion.

Zhang Yuan also scratched his head and looked at the assistant director in confusion.

"Is this a move you designed?"

"Ah, yes, yes, yes..."

He quickly agreed.

"Oh I got it."

"Wonderful."

"As expected of you."

"As expected, Brother Chen is Brother Chen, full of drama."

Zhang Yuan: …

He finally understood what it meant when three people make a tiger and people just follow the crowd.

But it's also true that Stephen Chow particularly likes to incorporate dramatic effects that happen unintentionally or even accidentally into feature films.

For example, in "Forbidden City Cop 007".

The Fa Yin played by Luo Jiaying was slapped against the wall, then slowly fell down, and his hood fell off.

Master Xing and the other two all laughed, but this scene was included in the feature film. The dramatic effect was excellent, and it even had a sense of absurdity similar to an anime.

Including the scene where Huoyun Evil God catches the bullet with his bare hands, it actually has a very anime feel.

Those who are familiar with it should know that a certain Stand user also caught bullets with his bare hands, and the scene was almost exactly the same.

The next part was relatively easy, he just had to sit down to complete it.

However, only three shots were taken in the whole afternoon. He is worthy of being called Stephen Chow.

Some people said that when Stephen Chow was filming "Kung Fu Soccer", one shot consumed 9000 feet of film.

What does 9000 feet of film mean?
A 120-minute movie only has about 10000 feet of film.

He made a whole tape with just one shot.

He didn't believe it before, but now he does.

After the show, he took out his cell phone as usual to see if anyone had contacted him.

"It really does."

Zhang Yuan saw a text message, and after seeing the sender, he smiled knowingly.

Feng Xiaogang...(End of this chapter)