Chapter 189 Dandan’s sadness

People who often hang out on film crews know that the set is a place with many people, many gossips, and complicated situations, so accidents are the least unexpected.

Just like Zhang Yuan, although he has been in many film crews, there has never been a single one without accidents.

The part most prone to accidents is the fighting scenes!

Like now.

The "master" Ji Chunhua encountered a small accident.

Actually, it was nothing, I was just dragged by the wire and crashed into a big tree...

He was supposed to slide towards the open space, but instead he rushed straight towards a giant tree that was as thick as a man's embrace!
The speed of wire pulling is actually not very fast, about fifteen kilometers per hour.

If you really hit a tree, unless your head or other critical parts are damaged, you will at most be injured, but it will not be fatal.

But unfortunately, Mr. Ji's look at this time is more seductive.

His previous move was a sliding tackle, and after sliding, he rushed forward with his legs apart, similar to the posture of doing a prenatal check-up.

The location of the big tree was exactly between his legs.

In Northeast China, this action is called "Ka Da Shu".

In the imperial capital, this is called "manipulating the pole".

In the northwest, it is called "Mogangzi".

In southern Fujian, Taiwan, and among most primary and middle school students, this action is called "Aruba"...

Teacher Ji, who was originally lying down, raised his head during the dragging process and discovered this situation. His expression suddenly changed.

What many people don’t know is that Teacher Ji Chunhua has a child, a daughter. Not only that, his daughter is also very pretty and not as vicious as he is.

His daughter has also been practicing martial arts since she was young. She now lives abroad and has won many medals in international competitions.

But having children does not mean that you can retire some of your body functions just because your mission is completed.

Even if he is old and can only be used as a decoration, I am afraid no man will give up this little brother who has been with him since childhood.

Although Mr. Ji practices martial arts, if he becomes a eunuch he will have one less flaw than other martial artists.

But Zhang Yuan guessed that he would be reluctant to do so.

Of course there is no need to guess, because Ji Chunhua’s screams at this moment were worse than a pig being slaughtered!
"Stop it!!!"

Teacher Ji, who was given a bald head and bald eyebrows and played a villain without any makeup, was so scared that he screamed like a high school girl.

After all, Zhang Yuan had practiced martial arts before. He was young and had been watching the show from the side, so it was relatively easy for him to react. As soon as the other party shouted, he reacted immediately.

In fact, the martial arts instructor who was pulling the rope also heard it, but he was about half a second slower than Zhang Yuan.

But in less than a second, Teacher Ji would have tried his best to fight against the stone with an egg.

It's too late, it's faster than that!

Seeing this, Zhang Yuan's first reaction was not to attack, but to feel a chill in his crotch.

Suppressing his male instinct, he tensed up, but it was too late to think about it.

He made up his mind, lunged forward, stretched out his right hand, and pulled hard on the wire rope!
There were five staff members pulling the wire.

No matter how strong Zhang Yuan is, he can hardly resist five people and the powerful inertia they bring by himself.

Teacher Ji continued to rush towards the big tree, and in an instant they had made close contact.

But it was Zhang Yuan's pull that slowed down the impact speed by more than five minutes.

But even so, when people gathered around to check on Teacher Ji, this tough guy who had practiced martial arts since childhood still hunched over with his hands covering his crotch, like a shrimp.

"Oh my..." The cries of pain echoed throughout the mountains and forests, and were extremely miserable.

But after hearing the cry of pain, Zhang Yuan realized that Teacher Ji should be fine.

After all, testicular pain is a kind of breathing pain. If it is a serious injury, you can't make any sound at all.

In the original story, the Blood Knife Patriarch is a lecherous thief, but as soon as filming started, he almost couldn’t be lecherous anymore.

Everyone went to Ji Chunhua, including old man Yu Chenghui.

But just as he was about to step forward, he turned around and looked at Zhang Yuan, who was also grinning.

He took a step forward and opened his palm. Strands of bright red blood oozed out from under his skin, like a trickle, and scattered on the ground.

Ten minutes later, in the rest area.

Teacher Ji Chunhua stuck out his butt and couldn't sit on the chair.

Zhang Yuan, who was standing next to him, had his right hand wrapped like a pig's trotter.

Wang Xinming looked at the two leading actors and sighed deeply.

"Is the feng shui of our crew bad..."

Before I joined the team, the flu came and I had to take a break for half a year.

I had just joined the crew and hadn't started filming yet when the wall collapsed and crushed someone.

Just after the filming started, both the leading actors, one positive and one negative, were injured.

Why don't we go home? Filming a TV series is too damn dangerous...

"Zhang Yuan, thanks to you just now." Teacher Ji kept the half horse stance, turned around very funny, and said to him: "If you hadn't pulled me that time, I would have..."

Teacher Ji was thinking, Zhang Yuan pulled it, and he was in so much pain that he spoke in an electronic tone.

If I hadn't used that one move to dissipate the force, I would have become a Bakugan boy by now.

[Received thanks from Ji Chunhua, Eagle Claw +8, Finger Strength +7, Hard Qigong +8, Physical Fitness +5, Martial Arts Basics +3! ]

Zhang Yuan stared blankly at the attributes provided by the other party, then looked at his injured right hand, thinking that this blow was not in vain!
The resulting properties are completely different from before.

In fact, his injury was not serious.

In the eyes of laymen, wire ropes are made of thin steel ropes, which can break one's hands and feet if pulled by them.

Actually it is not.

First of all, modern wire ropes rarely use steel wires. Because of metal fatigue, accidents often occurred on early martial arts sets, and later they were replaced with ropes similar to Kevlar fibers.

Moreover, this kind of rope is usually 5 to 6 mm thick, which is thicker than the fiber rope used for ordinary skipping ropes. Although the speed was very fast, it only left skin injuries on the palm of Zhang Yuan's hand, without hurting his muscles and bones. It just caused bleeding and looked scary.

Alas, people who practice martial arts will inevitably get hurt. Zhang Yuan has long since let it go.

The attributes given by Mr. Ji are quite interesting.

"Hard Qigong..." Zhang Yuan recalled the scene in "Fang Shiyu 2" where the character played by Ji Chunhua was beaten dozens of times by Jet Li before his death.

That was a real shot, every punch hits the flesh!

"I was wondering why Mr. Ji was so resistant. It turns out he has practiced some defensive moves."

Looking at the "Eagle Claw Kung Fu" again, Zhang Yuan understood.

"In Shaolin Temple, Mr. Ji plays a character called Vulture, and he uses the Eagle Claw Kung Fu."

"All movies are fake, but Shaolin Temple is real!"

“Every character in it really has unique skills!”

Ji Chunhua's unique skill is Eagle Claw Kung Fu. How strong is his finger strength?
You can use your index finger, middle finger and thumb to vertically lift a 25kg liquefied gas tank!
It's not about lifting it up by hooking the notch with your fingers, but by relying on the finger strength and the friction of your fingertips to pull it up on the spot.

She can even do the same one-handed, two-finger push-ups as Bruce Lee.

With the finger strength provided by Teacher Ji, Zhang Yuan felt that if he were to fight Jia Jingwen again, he might not even need to use the stick...

"Teacher Ji, we are old friends, so let's not say that." Zhang Yuan replied generously.

A trace of relieved smile appeared on the Blood Knife Patriarch's painful expression.

"No wonder Mr. Yu also likes him."

"He was also very popular in Demi-Gods and Semi-Devils before. It is rare to see such a loyal and generous young man."

What Mr. Ji didn't know was that this generous young man had already successfully stolen his skills, making his already bald head even balder.

"Chunhua, Zhang Yuan, can you two continue filming?" Wang Xinming looked worried and pushed his glasses.

"As for me, as long as we don't shoot circus scenes and fighting scenes, the literary scenes should be no problem." Teacher Ji immediately showed a professional attitude.

Director Wang nodded and turned to look at Zhang Yuan: "Your hand?" Zhang Yuan rubbed his chin and thought for a while: "Director Wang, my hand will definitely be inseparable from the gauze for a while. If we shoot normally, it will definitely be exposed."

"Oh..." Director Wang was extremely depressed. This was exactly what he was afraid of!

Zhang Yuan saved someone but ended up hurting himself.

Of course, Director Wang is very grateful to him. Without this "skill", there would have been a bigger accident on the set.

But he is the leading male role and has the most scenes. Now he is injured, how can the filming continue?

"I understand. You should take a rest first and start working again after you have recovered from your injury. The crew will pay for the medical expenses." Director Wang comforted him.

"No, Director Wang, you don't understand what I mean." Zhang Yuan shook his head: "I mean, if we shoot a normal scene, there will definitely be mistakes."

“But our show has abnormal scenes!”

Zhang Yuan raised his arm and showed his right hand, which was oozing with blood, to everyone.

"According to the original novel of The Untold Story, Di Yun practiced swordplay with his master in the countryside, and later demonstrated his swordplay when he came to the Wan family."

"And under the guidance of my second uncle Yan Daping, who was pretending to be a beggar, he learned the three moves of Liancheng Jue sword technique and used it to defeat the younger generation of the Wan family."

Director Wang frowned and listened quietly.

"Wan Gui then teamed up with his fellow apprentices to retaliate against Di Yun, accusing him of raping Wan's concubine and stuffing gold, silver and jewelry under his bed."

"Using this as an excuse, after catching him, Wu Kan, the best disciple of the Wan family, did something to Di Yun that made Di Yun feel like a useless person."

"Director Wang, do you remember that incident?"

Wang Xinming waved his fingers vigorously and reacted immediately.

"Wu Kan cut off five fingers of Di Yun's right hand!"

“For a person who wields a sword in his right hand, the most despairing thing is to no longer be able to wield a sword.”

"Wu Kan was obviously seeking revenge for his previous defeat by Di Yun."

The protagonist Di Yun is indeed very miserable. After a few episodes, his right hand turned into a Doraemon...

"I remember that you felt it was inconvenient to film, so you deleted this part." Zhang Yuan turned his palms: "How about we add it back?"

"Great!" Director Wang exclaimed in amazement.

What the hell is wrong with this kid's head?

Although it was an accident, he was able to come up with an idea and incorporate his injuries into the plot.

This not only does not delay the filming, but also saves special effects makeup.

Just adjust your shooting schedule!
"Director Wang, if we change it back, I suggest not cutting off all the fingers as in the original novel, but just leaving the hand injured. Otherwise, the script will have to be revised later, which is troublesome."

"Yes, yes, yes!" Director Wang immediately responded, "Thoughtful, very thoughtful!"

"I'll go find the screenwriter and change it like this."

"Then move the scenes of Di Yun going to court and being in prison forward. This way, the injury on your hand will make sense." Director Wang clapped his hands and cheered.

Zhang Yuan also wanted to applaud, but he couldn't clap.

Ji Chunhua on the side looked embarrassed. Of course, his expression was embarrassed because of the pain in his testicles.

"Fuck!"

"I thought this old actor of mine was dedicated enough to not leave the front line even with a minor injury."

"But the guy next to me not only continued to act, but also incorporated his injuries into the play."

"When did our business become so competitive?"

Although he was surprised, Teacher Ji still approved of Zhang Yuan's attitude towards filming.

He also worked as a stunt double, getting injured every day while filming every day. He was not as delicate as the young actors today.

He looked at Zhang Yuan and felt that the young man was indeed quite capable.

Accidents are inevitable on a film set, and soon, everyone stopped taking it seriously and went about their own business.

When Shu Chang saw that he was injured again, he burst into tears.

"Brother Yuan, I shouldn't have called you to this crew."

Shu Chang held his hand, tears streaming down her face like crazy.

A few tears flowed across her already girlish face, which really made her look like "a lonely jade-like face drenched in tears, a pear blossom wet with spring rain".

There is a kind of delicate and charming beauty.

Although I admire her like this, I can't always make her cry.

So he said, "Your tears are dripping on my wound, and it will get infected again soon."

Suck!

Shu Chang used all his strength to quickly suck back the snot and tears.

It’s so nice that you know how to care for people.

"Then I'll come to help you change the medicine every night, okay?" She wiped her tears, raised her head slightly with red eyes, and asked softly.

At night...change the dressing...

Zhang Yuan already had an image in his mind of Shu Chang wearing a nurse's uniform and helping him "change the dressing".

I quickly shook my head to get rid of these thoughts.

I also thought of going on a journey to buy myself a "reference book".

"Under three years."

"Less than three years..."

He replied sternly: "If you want to help me change the medicine, you can do it during the day."

Shu Chang nodded slightly with a little disappointment.

Due to changes in the shooting schedule, the scene and props needed to be prepared, which took about half a day.

As a result, Zhang Yuan became completely free and wandered around the crew.

"Teacher Ji has finally got it right."

"But how should Mr. Yu pull it out?"

"The old man's hair and beard are so thick, it would be a waste if we don't pluck them."

As he walked and thought, he came to the "court" and "prison" scenes built by the crew.

He has a lot of scenes in these two places, so he was familiar with the venues in advance.

The prison scene is already equipped with props such as urine pails, straw, shackles, etc.

The scene in the court was rather chaotic.

A large group of stage managers and props people are busy.

There is a plaque with the words "Bright Mirror Shining High" hung on it.

There are wooden fences installed.

Some walls are decorated with golden unicorns and cloud patterns.

There was also a bunch of wooden sticks that were painted red, intending to use them as the water and fire sticks held by the court servants.

Crunch, crunch, crunch…

Another prop man was holding a shiny hand saw and fiddling with a pile of wooden sticks, trying his best to cut them into the same length.

Zhang Yuan waved his hand, shaking off the sawdust and dust raised by the other person's work.

Seeing that the place was dirty and messy, he took a few quick steps and planned to leave.

But before he could leave, he suddenly froze.

After squinting his eyes and tilting his head to think for a few seconds, Zhang Yuan took a breath and was suddenly shocked!
He turned around and kicked the props man behind him... (End of this chapter)