Chapter 91 Human Motorcycle

Wu Xian's scalp felt slightly tingling, he could smell a foul odor in his nose, his heart was beating fast, and he was restless on the motorcycle.

He had this feeling when he encountered evil spirits that were not trying to hide in the blessed land.

But now his feelings are stronger than before.

Maybe this is also the effect of Taoism.

So Wu Xian immediately became alert.

According to the mission instructions issued by the City God, evil spirits can indeed appear in the real world, but they do not appear as frequently as in the blessed land.

Wu Xian drove out the motorcycle, turned the front of the car and shone the headlights towards the garage. The light made his vision clear, and the scene in the garage shocked him and he felt a chill all over his body.

Originally, Wu Xian thought that in addition to his car, there were five motorcycles in the garage.

But there are only two of them!

The remaining three cars had only six wheels in total, and there was a human lying on every two wheels!
Two of them were forced onto wheels.

One is a middle-aged woman with a mean face and a bloated figure, and the other is a young man with tattoos and piercings and a head of yellow hair.

Wu Xian had seen them in the photos inside the house. They were the car thief's wife and son.

The two men's mouths were sealed, their arms and legs were clamped around the wheels, their bodies were pierced with long nails and fixed to a rack, and some accessories such as motorcycle rearview mirrors were fixed to their flesh with short nails. Their bodies were sprayed with paint of corresponding colors, and their bodies only rose and fell slightly when they breathed. The blood dripping on the ground was already dark red.

In the dim light, it is impossible to tell whether they are people or motorcycles.

As for the remaining one, he lay on the wheel himself.

His body has been highly alienated, his flesh is twisted and deformed, a tumor similar to a rearview mirror has grown on his head, his calves resemble car exhaust pipes, and a distorted face is spread out in front of the car. His eyes, mouth, and nose are all stretched out, and he is imitating the sound of a motorcycle in his mouth.

"Squeak, thump, thump..."

Wu Xian barely managed to identify a few features from his elongated face and confirmed that he was the car thief.

Just now, Wu Xian had been in the same room with this thing!
After being discovered by Wu Xian, the bike thief imitated the sound of a motorcycle even louder. The corners of his mouth stretched into a ferocious grin, and the wheels suddenly rolled, squeezing the mother and son aside on the motorcycle, and rushed towards Wu Xian at a crooked pace.

This scene was extremely terrifying.

Wu Xian immediately reversed the car, turned the car, stepped on the accelerator hard, and rushed out.

After he ran for some distance, he saw from the rearview mirror that the car thief in the form of a human motorcycle had just arrived at the door.

Looking at its clumsy appearance, Wu Xian suddenly understood.

This car thief had just stolen his car today, and it might not have fully transformed into the appropriate form yet. That's why it didn't attack Wu Xian in the garage just now.

Otherwise, given Wu Xian's condition at the time, he would have suffered some losses.

Wu Xian opened the certificate of ordination, turned to the talisman page, and touched the 'Thunder Inducing Curse' with his finger. With just one more swipe, he could bring this talisman from Lihentian into reality.

But at the last step, Wu Xian hesitated again.

Perhaps he didn't want to go far away from his home, or he felt that he could not catch up with Wu Xian, so the man on the motorcycle did not chase him out, which means that Wu Xian was safe for the time being.

"It seems that it can't harm anyone for a while, so..."

"Rather than taking the risk myself, I might as well see how the City God Office handles this kind of problem."

After completing the registration at the City God's Office, you will be given a phone number. If you encounter special circumstances, you can contact the City God's Office directly. Wu Xian dialed the number and a sweet female voice came from the other end of the phone.

"This is Fuyuan City God Office, operator No. 107 is here to serve you." "Hello, hello, I am a family member who just registered today. My motorcycle was stolen, so I went to catch the thief, but I found out that the thief has turned into an evil spirit, and his couple are about to die. I can't handle this matter by myself..."

The operator responded professionally: "Mr. Wu, please stay calm and wait while ensuring your own safety. Someone will be here to handle this matter soon. If you are in a safe situation, please inform us of the address of the incident in an orderly manner, describe the evil spirit as much as possible, and tell us your estimate of its strength."

Wu Xian looked back at the motorcycles that had not yet entered the garage.

"It's a guy twisted into a motorcycle. I guess it's a ghost."

After giving the operator all the information he wanted, Wu Xian went to a nearby location to buy some melon seeds, leaned on his motorcycle, and waited for the people from the City God's Office to come and deal with the matter.

Not long after, two black vans drove over and some men in black got out of the vans. They were all employees of the City God's Office, and the leader was a man with albinism.

The man walked up to Wu Xian and asked, "I am Feng Chen from the Chenghuang Operations Group. Are you a dependent?"

Wu Xian nodded: "Yeah, it's so unlucky, I just came to look for my motorcycle."

"This is not bad luck,"

"Don't feel unlucky. According to the statistics of the City God Office, relatives are more likely to encounter evil spirits than ordinary people. People who often do bad things are more likely to turn into evil spirits..."

Feng Chen and Wu Xian were chatting idly. The employees of the City God's Office were just waiting here and did not take any action.

A while passed.

Vehicles of all types came one after another, including small tricycles, vans, trucks, SUVs...

The people getting off the bus were of all kinds, including a sanitation worker, a bald dean, a pretty female college student, and a gang leader with a dragon tattoo on his body...

There were a total of ten new people who had arrived. They had different roles in life, but at this moment they all had a unified identity.

The family members who accepted the task assigned by the City God.

Wu Xian looked at this scene and was slightly dumbfounded.

He should have made it very clear on the phone that it was just a wandering evil spirit. Was there any need for the City God to make such a fuss?
Feng Chen counted the people and said, "Everyone is here, let's start the mission now."

Wu Xian raised his hand.

"I am also a dependent and have never received a mission. Can I go in and observe?"

Feng Chen thought about it and nodded.

"Anyway, I don't need to pay you, so just watch it if you want."

Before starting the action, a man in black threw two volleyball-sized grenades directly into the yard. Accompanied by slight explosions, a light mist filled the yard.

Feng Chen saw Wu Xian’s confusion and took the initiative to explain to him.

"This is a purification bomb, one of the standard equipment of the City God's Office."

"We have set up channels for collecting materials in dog meat processing plants, elementary school boys' toilets, and many other places across the country, and through industrial means, we manufacture purification bombs."

"The purification bullet has no ability to kill evil spirits. Its function is to suppress them and weaken their vicious nature, making the scene more suitable for the loved ones."

Wait until the fog dissipates.

A group of twelve people entered the car thief's yard in a large group.

　Ah... I forgot to set the timer, and I have run out of drafts. The remaining two chapters will be a little later, but not too late. I estimate they will be out around six o'clock.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)