Chapter 285 Three Cups of Wine
Wu Xian casually placed the broth on the spice rack nearby and spoke enthusiastically to Granny Wang in an attempt to change the subject.
"Oh, I was terribly frightened by your sudden death."
"Later I realized that the young people here are so unfilial that they let you guys live such a hard life."
"We really couldn't bear to watch you, so we buried you despite the taboos. We also specially cooked a big pot of meat soup so that all the elderly people in the village could have a hot meal, and we ourselves were well fed."
Wu Xian these three sentences.
First, they distanced themselves from the tragic death of the old man, then tried to stand on the same side as the old man, and pointed out that they and others were very kind to other elderly people. The most important thing was that they were full and did not need to drink Grandma Wang's broth.
But Granny Wang still had a stern face and didn't look moved at all.
She tilted her head and stared at the broth that Wu Xian took away, her complexion gradually turning towards dark green, until Wu Xian's mouth twitched and he brought the bowl back, her expression became better.
The situation seemed to be at a stalemate.
Su Xuan, who had been shivering for a long time, suddenly spoke.
"Grandma Wang, I heard that there is no custom of burial here. You should be the first deceased to experience a formal funeral. Are you living well down there? Do you need us to fill in anything for you?"
Granny Wang was stunned and patted her head: "I think I do have something to say."
Wu Xian secretly gave Su Xuan a thumbs up.
When trying to chat with someone who doesn't want to communicate, the best way is not to talk endlessly about yourself, but to bring the topic to the other person and satisfy his or her desire to talk.
Granny Wang's eyes turned white as she thought hard about her future life.
"Down there... it's so dark that I can't see anything. The cold wind is as painful as a knife. There are countless lonely ghosts wandering outside. I am the only one who has a house."
When she said this, Granny Wang was still smiling, but her tone immediately changed.
"But my house is drafty, and I am so cold that I can only huddle in the corner... Yes, yes, I am missing something, and my burial is not complete!"
Wu Xian and Jian Lingyu's eyes suddenly lit up. Finally, the key information was coming!
Granny Wang grabbed Su Xuan's arm.
"My house is empty, there is nothing in it, no one serves me or talks to me, and I have no money, so the ghosts who also have houses look down on me."
"Oh, yes, and the moonlight. Once the moonlight comes on, I will be forced out of the house. It will be so painful. So painful!"
The more Wang Po spoke, the more upset she felt.
The aura on his body gradually became dangerous.
"Why don't you give me a complete funeral and let me continue to live like this? You might as well leave me exposed in the wilderness like the rest of me!"
Su Xuan began to shiver violently.
He shivered before because he was scared, but this time he was frozen by the cold air from Granny Wang. There was even a layer of white frost on his eyelashes.
From Su Xuan's appearance, it can be seen that Granny Wang's strength is not comparable to that of the pale ghost.
If this continues, Su Xuan might be frozen to death.
It's come to this point.
There is no need to consider whether she is an enemy or a friend. Even if she has a friendly heart, she must be killed now.
So Wu Xian leaned close to Jian Lingyu's ear and whispered quickly.
"I can kill her, but it would be better to lure her outside. If that's not possible, at least separate the two of them."
Wu Xian can release three thunder spells.
But he didn't know whether the lightning spell could be used under the eaves. Moreover, even if it could be used, Granny Wang and Su Xuan were now connected together. If Granny Wang was electrocuted, Su Xuan would also be electrocuted to death.
After hearing Wu Xian's request, Jian Lingyu frowned slightly, as if he was thinking.
Seeing that she had no way to deal with it for a while, Wu Xian raised the broth and prepared to attack. He felt that the broth and Granny Wang's old face were very suitable, and after applying it, it should be able to attract hatred.
But his action was stopped by Jian Lingyu.
Jian Lingyu took the broth from Wu Xian, stirred it with her fingernails twice, and then asked Granny Wang in a gentle tone.
"Mother-in-law, you want us to give you a complete funeral, right?"
Granny Wang didn't respond.
She was immersed in her own world and had no intention of communicating with strangers.
"Then you are begging for help." Jian Lingyu continued to ask, with his chin slightly raised, "Is your attitude right now begging for help?"
Wu Xian saw it in surprise.
Jian Lingyu had one hand behind her back, with a talisman in her hand slowly burning. The smoke from the talisman was floating in front of Grandma Wang and entering her nostrils.
When Granny Wang heard Jian Lingyu's question, her eyes suddenly became confused and she began to follow Jian Lingyu's rhythm.
"Yes, I am asking for help. I make soup just to ask for help."
"But since you scratched Su Xuan, you have to apologize to him. So...just drink three glasses of wine as punishment. As long as you drink three glasses of wine, we will help you."
Granny Wang said stiffly, "I don't have any wine."
Jian Lingyu handed over the broth in her hand and said, "Then let's use the broth instead of wine. Drink these three bowls of broth."
Granny Wang picked up the broth, as if she wanted to resist Jian Lingyu's voice, but ultimately she failed to resist. She picked up the broth bowl without hesitation and drank the big bowl of broth directly.
One bowl, two bowls, three bowls...
The three bowls of broth made by Granny Wang ended up all going into her own stomach!
Wu Xian was amazed by this.
He guessed that the talisman used by Jian Lingyu should be related to hypnosis. A talisman that could forcibly control a ghost was considered a relatively precious one.
After drinking the broth, Granny Wang's complexion suddenly changed. Her old face, which was originally glowing green, now had a hint of purple.
That broth is really not a good thing!
"Ugh... ugh..."
She even wanted to vomit.
Jian Lingyu hurriedly said, "If you want to vomit, go out and vomit!"
As expected, Granny Wang was obedient. She ran out of the door in two steps and started vomiting on the ground. Her flesh and blood kept squirming, and the vomit sprayed on the ground, making a hissing sound.
Jian Lingyu yelled to Wu Xian, "Hurry up, the soup she drank was poisoned by me, but it's not enough to kill a ghost!"
She didn't need to remind me.
Wu Xian spun the poker in his hand, and a thin ray of lightning shot straight into the sky. Then, a purple-red lightning with a diameter of one centimeter cut through the air and fell directly on Grandma Wang who had just stood up.
Thunder spell!
"what!"
Granny Wang screamed.
A symbol of "Anger" surrounded by lightning patterns appeared on her face. Before the symbol was fully formed, she turned into black ash and disappeared. The wind blew away her whole body.
This ghost is Granny Wang.
He was the first person to die in this blessed land, and also the first ghost to die.
He was buried by Wu Xian and his men, and was also buried by Wu Xian and his men.
He died of vomiting when alive, and he died of vomiting after death...
(End of this chapter)