Chapter 22 Boy's Urine An Gang

Speak with conscience.

The time is so tight, but we can’t blame Shi Ji entirely.

Wu Xianneng could clearly feel that the daytime hours were becoming shorter than before.

As their survival time increases, the difficulty of the blessed land is also increasing. I am afraid that it won’t be long before they are faced with the dilemma of having to fight the evil spirits head-on.

"Would you like to eat something? Replenish your energy." Shi Ji handed Wu Xian a piece of dried large intestine.

Wu Xian rolled his eyes.

This damn Shi Ji was really lucky. In order to prevent him from lagging behind tonight, Wu Xian gave him the only chance to worship the gods today, and he actually prayed out a good thing.

The god he worshipped was called 'Water Official Guangde Dragon King'. After worshipping the god, he obtained a sword, the name of which was called 'Tongzi Urine Angang'!
It was originally an exotic sword that could kill big monsters. However, due to various reasons, it was lost in the urinal of the boys' restroom in an elementary school. There, it was soaked in boys' urine day and night, and its nature changed miraculously.

With this precious sword, even Shi Ji can display good combat power.

After a brief rest, the two of them sat on the ground back to back. As the days were getting shorter, they did not feel sleepy at all. In addition, tonight was indeed critical, so they planned to tough it out.

……

Time passed little by little.

The clock hands move slowly, and the nights without the Internet are very difficult to endure.

It was also very quiet outside. Somehow, there was no movement outside tonight. Yu Yinghua didn't come to knock on the door, and those evil children didn't come to attack at night.

This kind of waiting is very exhausting.

Perhaps it was because of nervousness or the real heat, but Wu Xian and Shi Ji began to feel tired.

They were sweating profusely, and the sweat made their skin look greasy and dirty as if they hadn't taken a shower for days. The two had to drink a lot of water to replenish their water and wipe their bodies frequently to keep clean.

Soon, their stomachs also started to rumble.

Coo coo coo, coo coo coo.

Wu Xian felt that he was infected by Shi Ji, otherwise why would he become as frequent in defecating and urinating as Shi Ji? Humans have three urgent needs, which are hard to endure, so the two of them could only take turns competing for the right to use the toilet.

This is not finished.

Wu Xian suddenly started to have a runny nose, a yellow snot like the one you have when you have a severe cold. It made him dizzy and his head swelled. He used up wads of tissues. Perhaps because of the runny nose, he felt that his breathing had become less smooth, as if there was dirty mucus stuck in his lungs...

The wave after wave of physical abnormalities made Wu Xian extremely irritated. He was still young, so why did he suddenly become like an old man?

The abnormality in his body almost drove Wu Xian crazy.

So much so that he ignored the danger that lay ahead tonight, and that he had to wash away the filth and become a clean person.

"Oh, oh, I can't stand it!"

"It's better for me to die than to live like this."

Just a sigh.

Wu Xian suddenly froze and almost vomited.

"stinky!"

There was a foul odor in his mouth. He had brushed his teeth a few hours ago, but now it smelled as bad as a rotten egg that had been left in a warm and humid environment for 49 days.

Bad breath.

You need to brush your teeth.

Wu Xian rushed into the bathroom, found his toothbrush, squeezed half a tube of toothpaste, and brushed his teeth over and over again, brushing until the bristles of the toothbrush curled up without stopping, the fragile skin of his mouth was broken, and blood dyed the foam in his mouth red. Suddenly, Wu Xian brushed his teeth too hard and his arm touched Shi Ji.

Shi Ji patted Wu Xian enthusiastically: "What a coincidence, you are brushing your teeth too. Look at my toothbrush and see if it is clean. Why do I always feel that my teeth are yellow?"

"Don't stop me from brushing my teeth!"

Wu Xian scolded, turned his head impatiently, and his pupils suddenly dilated.

Shi Ji's toothbrush was half-bald, his mouth was full of blood foam and broken bristles, his gums were completely rotten, some of his tooth roots were exposed, and every time he poked inside, a stream of blood and flesh would come out.

However, even so, he still lifted his lips to show Wu Xian his red mouth.

"How's it going? Did you clean it?"

"Tell me quickly, I still need to brush my teeth if it's not clean!"

Wu Xian was horrified.

Shi Ji's strange appearance made Wu Xian's brain twitch.

The hairs on his body stood up instantly, as if an electric current was passing through his body. His heart felt like it was being grabbed by an ice-cold hand, and cold sweat dripped down his face.

In the middle of the move!
Both he and Shi Ji fell into the trap unknowingly!

But when did this start, and what evil spirit is bewitching him?
Is it a dream?
Is it an illusion?

While thinking, Wu Xian felt an unbearable nasal congestion, as if a large amount of snot was about to come out. He wished he could stick the copper coin sword into his nostrils so that he could breathe freely.

There is no need to worry about the dangers, these snots should be dealt with as the top priority.

"No, that's not right, you have to take care of your life first!"

Wu Xian slapped himself hard. He realized that now was not the time to review the reasons. The most important thing was to get out of the crisis as soon as possible. Otherwise, it would not be long, perhaps in the next moment, before he would be addicted to it again.

He might brush himself to death, or he might peel off his own skin to stop it from sweating!
Historical achievements can no longer be counted on.

His mouth was in that state but he was still not awake, which meant that pain had no effect on the current abnormality and he didn't need to waste time hurting himself.

The copper coin sword was inserted at his waist, but Wu Xian didn't feel the heat at all, which meant that the copper coin sword could not solve the current crisis.

"Is there anything that can break the situation?"

"There must be one, look and think quickly!"

Wu Xian's brain was working frantically, and soon his eyes fixed on one thing.

Boy's urine An Gang!
Wu Xian still remembered that after dark, Shi Ji initially held a long knife, but later put the knife aside temporarily in order to drink water, and never picked it up again.

That knife is the breakthrough point and the only way to survive!
Wu Xian used all his strength and pounced towards the boy An Gang. His movements were extremely sluggish, and it seemed that he had broken through several invisible objects like spider webs in the middle, but he finally touched it before his consciousness disappeared!
The moment I touched the sword.

Wu Xian felt a sharp pain, and his whole body felt like it was falling apart. His skin, mouth, nose, abdomen, and lungs were all filled with burning pain.

But the most painful part was his lower back, as the copper coin sword burned Wu Xian's flesh.

It had tried its best to warn Wu Xian, but Wu Xian's senses were blocked and he didn't even notice the heart-piercing pain.

Wu Xian drew out his copper coin sword and looked around.

Room 402 was filled with reddish-brown dirt, like a bloody hell.

The ground, walls and ceiling were all covered with yellow-white skin, with huge mouths and noses growing randomly on them, constantly wriggling and opening and closing. All the furniture was made of internal organs that looked like human lungs, with intestines of varying thicknesses hanging around like spider webs, and the air was filled with a suffocating stench...

(End of this chapter)