Chapter 20: Toilet Haunting in the Bucket
The door change went smoothly.
The doors of Ping An Hotel are all of the same style, so all they have to do is replace the door, swap the locks, wipe off the fingerprints on the door, and paint them on another door to make it seamless.
Soon the door was swapped.
The door of Room 406, which was taken away by Qi Zhiyong, was replaced with the door of Room 403 which was marked last night, while Room 403 was replaced with a clean door.
Wu Xian and his friends will stay in Room 402, which was previously occupied by Qi Zhiyong.
This room is absolutely safe tonight.
The purpose of changing the door is to test the action logic of the door-breaking evil spirit.
If the door was marked, Qi Zhiyong would definitely die tonight, and Wu Xian would have taken revenge on Qi Zhiyong without having to do it himself.
If it was a room that was marked, Wu Xian would not lose out, as this information could be used sooner or later anyway.
After changing the door.
The two of them went downstairs together to look for the statue.
Shi Ji was confused throughout the whole process and was completely bewildered by Wu Xian.
Changing doors and wiping fingerprints, doesn't this mean that the rules that everyone has always believed in have actually been played around with by Wu Xian?
Is Wu Xian the only one who knows which room is safe?
They searched for a while but couldn't find the statue. Shi Ji finally came out of his shock and remembered that he needed help from Wu Xian, so he asked Wu Xian mysteriously.
"Brother Xian, did you encounter anything after you worshipped the gods yesterday?"
Wu Xian raised his eyebrows: "Speak clearly, what is what?"
"Ever since I started worshipping the gods, I feel like I'm being watched."
"Something is always looking for me, watching me, and this feeling is strongest when I go to the toilet."
"Last night when I was taking a dump, I just sat on the toilet and felt a cold wind blowing from the bottom up. I stood up quickly. When the toilet was flushed, the water was all over the place, as if a hand was stirring it... "
"And this morning, I wanted to pee, but I kept feeling like someone was staring at me. The feeling was so direct that it made me feel hairy all over, and I couldn't pee at all."
"It's gradually approaching me. I'm afraid that before the day comes when the great evil spirit finds me, I will..."
"Hey……"
Shi Ji patted his big butt with a very ugly expression: "Since I worshipped the gods yesterday, I haven't had a good restroom. I'm about to burst."
Wu Xian narrowed his eyes, he realized that the historical record had triggered the negative effect of worshiping gods!
He encountered a similar thing when he worshipped the god for the second time. That time he worshipped the statue of Xuanming, and was cursed by Mr. Wang. If he didn't rescue Mr. Wang, his body temperature would continue to drop.
Afterwards, a note appeared on the invitation letter stating that there was a chance of negative effects after worshipping the gods, with the Heavenly Official bringing evil, the Earthly Official punishing, and the Water Official cursing.
Shi Ji worshipped the Heavenly Official, so it seems that he was "given evil".
But what is the effect of "Give Evil"?
From Shi Ji's description, it seemed that an evil spirit was attracted to him and was constantly approaching him, and the closer it was to the toilet, the faster it approached.
"That's not necessarily a good thing."
Wu Xian thought about it in his mind, then raised the corner of his mouth and patted Shi Ji's shoulder.
"Let me take you to the toilet, don't hold it in."
……
At the toilet door, Shi Ji hesitated.
"Is this really possible?"
Wu Xian took Shi Ji to find a toilet, cut off the water supply, poured a bucket of diesel into the toilet sink, and then pushed Shi Ji to sit on the toilet.
"Don't worry, I've said it before, I'll protect you this time."
According to Wu Xian's experience, it is easier to find statues of gods and incense in places where danger has occurred.
Since the statue is hard to find now, and Shi Ji can attract evil spirits, doesn't it mean that as long as we kill the evil spirits he attracts, we can find the statue? Shi Ji's expression was distorted, and his veins bulged.
He sat on the toilet only to attract evil spirits, and couldn't really risk defecating.
But as soon as he sat on the toilet, his stomach felt like it was being cut by a knife, his intestines were twisted, and he clenched his teeth, ready to burst out. It was truly too painful.
Wu Xian raised his middle finger and hid outside the toilet.
After Shi Ji went to the toilet, he felt that the air around him became noticeably colder and the copper coin sword in his hand began to gradually heat up, which meant that the evil spirit that was targeting Shi Ji was about to appear.
Shi Ji felt it even more clearly. There were prying eyes everywhere, with malicious intent penetrating into his body through the toilet, as if they wanted to eat him up from the inside out.
"It's coming, it's coming!"
Shi Ji shuddered and rolled forward. The next second, a green hand emerged from the toilet!
If Shi Ji ran slower, he would be caught by this hand!
Following the palm was a body as thick as a sewer pipe. This body stretched and twisted in the air, emitting an astonishing stench.
After waiting for a moment, the evil spirit stretched out completely.
It was as fat as a pig, and its body was covered in filth, among which were countless eyes.
This is a toilet ghost.
The toilet evil stared at Shi Ji and licked the filth on its lips, as if it saw some delicious delicacy, but immediately frowned.
What's that on your lips?
Not stinky enough?
It looks like diesel...but what is diesel?
Since it became an evil spirit, it has rarely recalled its memories as a human, only some fragments of memory occasionally pop up in its mind.
Before it could figure it out, Wu Xian jumped out and flicked his middle finger to send out a wisp of flame as thick as his finger.
True fire curse!
When the True Fire Curse came into contact with the diesel, a raging fire immediately ignited. The toilet ghost screamed and tried to escape back into the toilet, but because of the diesel, the fire in the toilet became even more intense.
Then the toilet demon roared angrily and rushed towards Wu Xian and the other two.
Wu Xian was immediately startled.
This toilet ghost was covered in diesel and was hit by the True Fire Curse, but he didn't die.
This is a problem.
First of all, he was extremely dirty and covered in flames, just like a living piece of roasted shit. If you fight with such a guy in close combat with a copper coin sword, you will be under both physical and mental threats.
If I use the last True Fire Spell...
Then the cost cannot be recovered!
Just as Wu Xian was struggling, Shi Ji suddenly jumped up from the ground, took out a black donkey hoof from his arms, and hit Ce Sui's forehead with all his strength.
The toilet ghost had been burned by the real fire and was already at the end of its strength. Then it was hit hard by the black donkey's hoof and immediately fell to the ground with its neck tilted.
died!
The flames burned the fat on the toilet ghost's body, emitting a strong stench, leaving a rough yellow incense stick on the ground. There was another strange noise inside the room, perhaps a statue of a god had appeared.
This toilet ghost is stronger than the ordinary evil spirits, but it is not a loss if it can be exchanged for a chance to worship the gods.
Wu Xian picked up the incense sticks and prepared to worship the gods.
Then I saw Shi Ji squeezing his legs together and twisting his hips with a grim look on his face.
Wu Xian chuckled: "Go to the toilet quickly, don't hold it in any longer."
Shi Ji shook his head: "It's not over yet!"
The Eighteenth Ghost from Taiping Guangji: Diao Mian.
Diao Mian, the governor of Xuancheng, was originally promoted by military means. He was initially appointed as the military envoy of Yumen. A toilet god appeared in the outer toilet. It looked like a big pig with eyes all over its body. It went in and out of the toilet and paraded around the courtyard. Mian was not at home at the time. More than a thousand officials and soldiers saw it. This went on for several days. Mian returned and offered sacrifices to pray for blessings, and the toilet god was destroyed. Ten days later, Mian was transferred to the post of governor of Yizhou. He was later promoted to the post of General of the Left Guard, General of the Right Guard, and General of the Left Winged Guard, and thus became a noble.
(End of this chapter)