Chapter 254: Facing Jiangdong’s elders shamelessly

4 month 8 day.

noon.

Grocery store, second floor.

"..."

Standing beside the bed with the flower shop owner. Lying there, Noelia murmured unconsciously.

"It's so cold..."

“Master, will you really teach Noelia how to give birth to a child?”

"..."

I can’t teach.

Men don't have that ability.

Seeing Noellea's skirt curled up and she was about to roll off the bed with the quilt between her thighs, Su Ming hurriedly supported her.

"Hmm...Master's hand."

"..."

When Noelia's hot tongue slid across the back of his hand, Su Ming shuddered.

Then look at the owner of the flower shop, Miss Moni.

"Oh, I've learned a lot. A weird human like you can also be disturbed by Xiao Tia."

"Do you feel like you'll get hot all over once she touches you?"

"This is normal."

"Now, the saliva she exudes, even the smell... the scent, all contain special magic. Magic that belongs only to her clan."

Moni raised the corner of her mouth and looked at Su Ming, "Mr. Rado, although I have many ways to make Xiao Tia return to normal. But in her current state, there is a certain probability that she will have sequelae."

"..."

"Don't look at me with such a stern look~ I have to confirm whether Mr. Rado is willing or not. Just like Mr. Rado taught Xiao Tia to respect other people's ideas occasionally in daily life."

"Since Mr. Rado has no objection, please go find at least ten thumb-sized ginkgo nuts."

"?"

ginkgo?

Su Ming remembered that when he was traveling with a caravan before, the merchant said that the function of this thing was... to make livestock eat less and work more, and men could use it to improve their sexual performance?
"Well, Mr. Rado, if you believe me, I'll go find it."

"…You better not be looking for fun."

"No matter what, I will never make fun of a fellow countryman I met with great difficulty."

"..."

Given Noelia's current condition, Su Ming couldn't find anyone other than the flower shop owner to help. Perhaps, the ginkgo nuts had some unknown effects.

4 month 8 day.

in the afternoon.

It can be easily bought in herbal medicine stores and is not a rare thing.

"Please crush these ten fruits into powder. Soak them in water."

"..."

"Mr. Rado, it's actually very simple to explain Xiao Tia's current condition."

"Species like hers should reach adulthood about fifty years after birth. But occasionally, some individuals experience great ups and downs and reach adulthood earlier."

“There are two ways to get through this safely.”

"One is to completely lose all emotion and go berserk, turning into a monster."

"Second, you will be very satisfied with your current life, because an opportunity will become... well, it can be understood as a self-protection mechanism. It will make you a part of your instinctive self-protection."

"..."

"The menstrual period is a rare and comfortable thing for them. The prerequisite is that there is someone who likes it and can cooperate. And it must be someone who will not die in bed."

Miss Moni patted Su Ming's shoulder and said, "In my opinion, Mr. Rado should be quite capable. After all, he had no problem staying up all night before."

"As for Bai Guo, it's like fighting poison with poison. Just let out all your thoughts. As long as the person who cooperates can bear it, it's easy to understand, right?"

"..."

"Of course, if Mr. Rado is scared, he can just leave it alone. There's a 50% chance that little Tia will be fine. At most, she'll just feel uncomfortable for a few days."

"If you're unlucky and can't control your magic power, then there's no telling what will happen. Your body might explode. Wow, such a young body has absorbed so much pure magic power. It's amazing."

"..."

"Mr. Rado, I'm not kidding. Also, I have to make it clear first, the Xiao Tia who has been smeared with the ginkgo juice is completely different from the Xiao Tia who stayed up all night with you before. Be prepared."

"Don't ask if there is any other way."

"Of course there is. But none is faster or safer than this."

"..."

Su Ming glanced at Noelleah, whose face was distorted and seemed to be in great pain.

4 month 10 day.

noon.

There were businessmen who wanted to come to the grocery store to place a large order of micrometers.

"I'm sorry, the boss and his wife are busy these two days and won't be open. Come back in a couple of days."

"Ah? Two days? This is my deposit. Could you please pass it on to my boss when the time comes? I need it urgently."

"no problem."

The florist is temporarily helping to look after the shop.

4 month 10 day.

Night.

Su Ming came back carrying Noelia.

"Oh, the boss is back? So soon."

"...Noelia is just sleeping now. She's not talking to herself, and her body temperature is normal."

"That means she's stable. When she wakes up again, she'll probably be feeling uncomfortable."

"..."

"Boss, your legs are shaking so badly, try some chia vines to replenish your body. It's free."

"..."

Su Ming didn't have the energy to talk more, so he went straight back to the second floor.

So tired.

For the first time, I experienced what it was like to experience true pain and happiness.

Knowing that it might be a protracted war, Su Ming chose to take Noelia to live alone in a house far away from the downtown area.

But he still underestimated Noelia's full-power combat capability.

Can't leave at all.

Once you start, there is no chance to retreat. No matter where you are, you will be tightly entangled.

Moreover, she can accurately grasp every area that can make Su Minghou's back tingle.

Last time I went to An Shiyao's office during the day, and it wasn't so outrageous when I was in the office with Xiaoye at the same time. Now Su Ming also realized that the magic stone in his hand was broken at the beginning, most likely because Noelia sucked away the magic power. And the reason why the stone didn't break again later... was because she had a better "stone". That is, himself who slept with her every day.

"..."

Lay Noelia flat on the bed and cover her with a blanket.

"Goooooooooo."

Su Ming drank all the water in the kettle in one breath.

Lower your head again.

and so.

So what can be used as food for Xue'er, and can be used for dual cultivation with Xiaoye. Now it can also provide magic power to Noelia? Does the enchantment you use count as magic power?
If so, it's not surprising that ** can provide magic.

Simple imagination.

The time after the bonus is completely different from the time without the bonus. It is reasonable that there is magic after the bonus.

"hiss."

I feel like I can't straighten my waist just by lying flat.

I haven't slept for two days.

what.

It turns out that people really have their limits. I tried my best, but two days was my limit. In the end, I didn't know whether Noelia ate the ginkgo or I ate it. I was in a trance.

4 month 11 day.

early.

Noelle woke up refreshed.

"Master, have you not been going out recently?"

"……Roughly the same."

How to get out?

I feel like an old man who has sprained his back. It's hard to even stand up. At least I need to have a good rest for a day.

"How strange, Master had already gotten up and washed his face before this."

"That……"

"Noelia, wash Master's face!"

She seemed to be in a very good mood, but she seemed to have no memory of what had happened in the past two days.

"By the way, Miss Moni told me that we could try to organize a promotional event, write a sign or something...Huh? I remember clearly writing it and putting it in the room."

It was placed at the door the day before yesterday.

Just change the discount period to one week later.

"Let's wash Master's face first."

"..."

"Master looks so tired, is he sick?!"

"..."

In a sense, it is sick.

Noelia helped him up.

"Crack-"

"Puff-"

"Master?!"

"..."

Su Ming was helped directly to the end of the bed and almost had an intimate contact with the floor.

what.

That's right. Moni said that Noelia would be very uncomfortable when she woke up.

"Wow--"

She was very anxious to come over and help Su Ming again, but she easily pushed the solid wooden bed inward at least half a meter.

Was it the bones in your waist that made the noise just now?
"Yeah, sorry!"

"Noelia seems a little strange... How could it be..."

"..."

Really.

My wrist is being pinched. It hurts. It's about to break.

"Master?!"

Stop committing violence with tearful eyes.

"Huh? W-what...Ice?!"

Wouldn't it be the first time that this guy would be killed by his wife, who clearly loved him but couldn't control her strength and abilities?

4 month 11 day.

morning.

Noelia ran to the next door in a panic to ask for help, breaking down two doors in a row along the way.

Ok.

The doors of the grocery store and the flower shop were removed.

"I, I don't know... I wanted to open the door..."

"It doesn't matter. Your boss has money anyway, so just compensate me."

"..."

"Don't worry. You just got a little stronger. Just get used to it again."

"..."

"No. 11? Oh, it seems you don't remember what happened. In short, you pestered your boss for two days and one night. Although I didn't see it with my own eyes, I think it was literally two days and one night, not a minute was wasted."

4 month 11 day.

noon.

The grocery store had just opened when Noelia closed it again.

"Master."

“I’m sorry, Noelia, I didn’t know that I caused so much trouble to Master…”

After she found out from the next door that today was the 11th, not the 9th, she looked depressed. She didn't dare to touch Su Ming. She just stood by the bed with her head down.

"..."

Su Ming just stared at the ceiling and asked calmly, "How do you feel now?"

"……no problem."

"That's all. Try to get used to your current abilities first. Let me think about strategic issues. Not to rest, but to think about future developments. It's nothing, just two days and one night."

"Really? Master is really okay?"

"Nothing."

"Master, Miss Moni next door...seems to be the same kind as me."

"I know."

"She said that as long as I take care of Master with the least effort I can think of, everything will be fine."

"?"

"She also said... After taking care of that incompetent Noelle, if Noelle takes up her serious motivation to take care of the master now... the master can relax."

"???"

"..."

"Wait a minute."

Seeing Noelia cautiously stepping over with the intention of pulling down her pants, Su Ming stretched out his hand and placed it on her shoulder.

"Good boy."

"I have taught you that when you need to think seriously about a problem and solve it, you must have a clear mind. You cannot be dissolute and wanton."

"Now I have something of great significance to think about, which concerns the world's oil, war, peace, etc. Listen, and go outside to practice first. See how your current body is different from the moves I taught you. As for the rest, it's not something you should consider now. Do you want to be a useless person who doesn't want to make progress?"

"..."

Noelle was frozen for a moment, then stood up straight immediately, "Master is right. Noelle... go practice now."

"call."

After she left the room, Su Ming lifted up his half-unzipped pants and let out a long sigh.

I absolutely cannot do that now. My skin is sensitive now and I will die if I do that again.

And I was really sleepy. No matter how superhuman I am, I am still a mortal who needs to sleep! It was too scary. I used all the bonuses together... In the end, it was even more strenuous than the last exciting battle.

[Random side quest completed, reward points*1]

Not scientific at all.

This is worth 10 points anyway, right? Isn't this more difficult than escaping from Oroshizuku?
4 month 11 day.

Night.

After the flower shop closed, the owner Moni came to Su Ming's room.

"Although I didn't say it specifically, she seemed to know that it was because of her that the boss was so tired."

"I feel really bad about myself now and even a little depressed, but I am practicing very hard."

"..."

Su Ming raised his upper body and leaned against the head of the bed.

"Mr. Rado, isn't it about time you told me your real name? My name is real."

"...Su Ming."

"Just two words? None of the countries in the North-South Alliance have such a name."

"Does my name matter? I am a human being anyway."

Su Ming looked at her, "So, Miss Moni, what are you?"

"……me?"

Moni smiled and said, "This is what a species that can't endure hardship looks like."

"..."

"Oh, let's be more specific. The current situation of alien species like me and Xiao Tia."

"Either you sneak around outside and try to survive, or you hide with most of the alien species in a place that is not suitable for living. A place that no human would be willing to go to."

"I'm just an alien with some abilities who likes to run around. In our place... my tribe is called the Catwoman Tribe."

"Hey... I can finally take my tail out for some fresh air."

"We are a people with a natural sense of smell. So I knew the moment you and Xiaotia moved in."

"..."

"Mr. Su, are you looking for ears? Here. Cats can choose to keep their ears lying down or standing up. Females are easier to hide."

She parted her tied-up hair, revealing her brown ears.

"Catgirl..."

"Catgirl?"

"It's okay. Well, what is Noelia?"

"Xiao Tia? He He..."

She laughed a bit strangely. "Very impressive. As far as I know, there is only one other alien species like Xiaotia who has the ability to read minds."

"..."

"Dark elves. There are very few of them, and each of them is born with abundant magic power. Even if they do nothing and just live, they can become monsters that have no rivals."

“I just heard about what happened next.”

"In order to reproduce, someone in the dark elf tribe proposed to find suitable males from various alien races to use as tools to continue the bloodline. Unknowingly, he became the king of all alien races."

"Then the conflict with humans broke out. The dark elf leader led the alien species to a great victory, almost forcing humans into a desperate situation."

"But unfortunately, the dark elves still couldn't find a suitable male to serve as their tool. After the withering, the successors lacked management skills, conflicts between the various races continued, and humans fought back... and it became like this now."

"After the Dark Elves completely disappeared, there was no leader who could unite all the alien species. Being forced into this state by humans... Ah, Mr. Su has weapons inlaid with magic stones in his hands, right? Those are the crystals extracted by humans from hunting adult alien species. It's like humans refining oil from the fat of livestock."

"..."

"Rumor has it that many people hated the brutal dark elves back then. But now, everyone misses the dark elves and hopes that they still have descendants. They can also unite all the different species and return to the glorious state of hundreds of years ago."

“You just heard about it?”

"The most powerful leader of the dark elves who led all the alien species to unite, also has the special ability to see through other people's thoughts, just like Xiaotia. But according to rumors, she is an expert in using fire."

"It's quite strange."

"Those who use fire are so brutal, but Xiao Tia is ice... but you can't tell at all."

"..."

"Boss is amazing! The legendary dark elves always treat their partners as consumables. They throw them away when they are done using them. And the boss, a mere human, has turned the legendary dark elves into nothing more than a little girl."

"Ask me how I confirmed it. It's very simple."

"Except for the dark elves, no other race has such a large amount of magic power and can use certain magic without having to learn anything. Not to mention the unique ability to see through people's hearts. Isn't it cheating?"

"Boss, please pay attention."

"Even if little Tia has transitioned to adulthood normally, there are still some old guys who can definitely sense the clues and come looking for her. They are all forced into a desperate situation. As long as they see little Tia... they will definitely be eager to pull her back and make her their master, and her new hope. If you encounter anyone suspicious, move to a farther place immediately, otherwise it will be very troublesome~"

"I?"

"I don't care. I only have another fifty or sixty years to live. Such grand ambitions have nothing to do with me. These are no secrets. All aliens who have stayed in such a garbage place have such aspirations."

Sounds like a bad alien cat girl.

"As for the chance of a dark elf getting pregnant..."

"I regret to say that from what I've heard, no human can give birth to offspring with the dark elves. To put it bluntly, most humans simply don't have the ability to complete the reproduction process with the dark elves. By the way, boss, are you really a human?"

"..."

"I feel that no matter what Little Tia is, the boss won't change his mind."

"..."

She looked out the window again. "Xiao Tia wouldn't either. I'm not lying, I'm really envious. A long time ago... I just tried to reveal my identity to a female friend, but she immediately sold me out because of the high bounty. I almost died."

"Compared to me, Xiao Tia is really happy."

"Boss, will you still marry Xiao Tia?"

4 month 11 day.

late at night.

Noelia came back with a disappointed look on her face.

"Master...I accidentally broke the dagger."

She took out the broken dagger pitifully.

"I don't know what happened, there was suddenly ice... that's it."

"……fine."

"Also! The magic stone item that Master had worked so hard to retrieve, I thought would be of better quality... but it was also broken."

"..."

"I wanted to clean the house, but the broom broke after just two sweeps. The floor was also damaged..."

"..."

Su Mingyou asked Moni to tell you more details about the dark elves.

She said.

The rumored dark elves are cruel and treat not only humans as tools and consumables, but also alien species as well. It is because of that tyranny that they have fallen apart. But because of their strength, they are now secretly regarded by many alien species as the only hope for counterattack.

And Noelia standing in front of him...

"Can you try meowing?"

"……what?"

"Try it."

"……Meow?"

"..."

"Meow... Is that so? Master? I'm sorry... Noelleya is acting weird right now. She can't do anything right."

"..."

Then deliberately think of something indescribable.

"?"

"Master...not now."

She shrank her hands, "I, I'm afraid... it will break like a broom, Master."

Noelia might really be the only descendant of the dark elves.

But he was definitely different from what was rumored. He was neither cold and heartless nor a cruel and merciless monster.

【Random task trigger】

[You have seen part of Noelia's life story, you can make her the king. ]

[Reward, points*30]

This task is optional.

"Master...it's better for me to sleep on the floor."

"..."

“Well…but, Noelia is really afraid that she might hurt the master.”

After much persuasion, Noelia finally agreed to go to bed.

She's so far away that she won't move even if you touch her.

Do you think it's okay if you don't move?

"Wow... I heard from Miss Moni that I pestered Master for two days and one night without letting him go. I'm sorry..."

"Master?"

Lips and teeth mingled.

She endured for a while and responded unconsciously. She must have tried to use as little force as possible, so the grip on her shoulder only felt a little bit of being pinched.

"Um... Master."

"Next time Noelle does that, I'll tie her up..."

"..."

“No! Noelia knows that the master is super powerful! But… it was originally to make the master feel comfortable…”

“Hmm… Master is right. Noelia might actually be more comfortable than Master.”

"Woo..."

"..."

"Is it really not painful to hold on to Master like this?"

"will not."

Actually, a little bit.

“Then, can Noelia still take a bath with Master?”

"of course."

“Can I also touch Noelia’s head?”

"can."

"Alright... that?"

"It's not that scary. Just get used to it."

"..."

The reason she was depressed all day was just that she was worried about whether she would be disliked because of the two days and one night that happened unconsciously and the changes now.

"Master."

"Ok?"

"Master, can you... bury your face in Noelle's chest?"

"..."

"Master is praising me again. That... Master is also the cutest in the world."

"No man would be happy to be praised as the cutest person in the world."

"…The most handsome man in the world."

"..."

“Master? No, you can’t lick it… Noelleah won’t be able to hold back.”

When she unconsciously grasped her shoulders, Su Ming felt pain and happiness, but the happiness was greater than the pain.

Being a king or not is not important at all. I don’t know what the points can be used for, so at least for now, it is not important either.

But what about Noelle's future, and how to get in touch with those people who truly understand magic...how to bring her back.

"Although Noelia really wants to visit Master's hometown...but if Master doesn't want to go back, you can take Noelia anywhere."

"Elf?"

“That…Noelia has always felt it’s unimportant.”

"Anyway, it doesn't matter what it is, as long as I can be Master's maid, flannel or something."

"..."

"Hehe, Noelia knows that flannel is a bad word. But it was the master who said that at the time~"

"..."

She read the wrong idea.

It's not about whether I want to go back or not, but whether I can take her back. If I can't, I will definitely regret it if I don't try my best.

"Master...Noelia has another question."

"what?"

"Um, when will the child appear? Will it appear in front of us in an instant, or..."

"..."

It seems like I forgot to tell her that I wasn’t pregnant at all?
"When the time comes it will yell Gaia and crawl out of your belly on its own."

“…No, Master lied to me again. Noelleah heard it all!”

So what if I heard it?
"Master, can't I just stick to it for a while longer?"

"Please, Master~"

She didn't dare to speak on her own, so she could only say what Su Ming wanted. She fell in love with the warm cafeteria again, and could hear her heartbeat clearly.

Forget it.

I will practice with her until the end of the second mission. She should have mastered her current physical abilities. I will see whether the final mission is on time or something else before making any plans.

“Master, did Noelia really keep pestering me for two days and one night? And she didn’t faint the whole time?”

"..."

“Can you tell Noelia how you did it at that time?”

"..."

"Is the Master asleep already?"

"..."

"I'm sorry, I didn't mean to disturb Master. I don't want to sleep on the floor forever... Noelia promises not to make any more noise!"

"Well, can I ask Master again tomorrow?"

"..."

【Favourability: 149】

Of all things in the world, sincerity is the only killer move.

This is real now, my mind and body are completely off track. I have no face to face the people of Jiangdong.

But Noelia is really fragrant! Yao and the others will definitely understand me when they see me. It's not that I have no self-control or bottom line, but that I am really too fragrant.

(End of this chapter)