Chapter 172 This Is Not Your Hand (Two in One)
"You are such a pervert and a lecher! You are a scum! You are trash! I am so sorry for that..."
"I changed my mind!"
"I don't want to accommodate you! I'm dumping you now!"
"..."
Miao Xueer was furious, her beautiful eyebrows raised.
She was holding a cell phone, which had messages like "I'm dumping you right now". There were no pictures, was this a live broadcast?
Su Ming looked at Xia Ye.
When did she put on her clothes? She even picked up her pants and handed them to me.
Pure red.
I bought this because I was unlucky for a few days in a row. It is durable and has not faded yet.
But the conspicuous color is indeed inappropriate in such a dim place.
"I……"
Su Ming wanted to speak.
"What do you mean?! Get out! Get out!"
"..."
He was interrupted by Miao Xueer, whose face turned red with anger.
"Let me put on some pants first. You don't want me to be exposed, do you?"
"?"
"..."
Su Ming silently pulled up his trousers, stood by the door of the nest, and held it up to demonstrate.
The bayonet is completely broken. The lock core is also deformed. I have to pay for it, right?
"Stop!!!!"
Just as I was about to go out, I heard scolding from behind.
"Do you dare to go out and try?!"
"Plato!"
"Okay, once you leave, don't come back!"
"..."
Su Ming turned a deaf ear to her voice.
I went to the front desk and told them about the door. They just said it was accidentally broken, and it was up to the hotel staff to decide how to think about it.
Xia Ye followed closely.
She still had a strange smell on her body. After all, there was a little life in her JK and white stockings, and even in her loafers. It was impossible for her to have no smell at all.
But it doesn't matter.
Staring at her harmless little face.
"Didn't I tell you last time that you should tell me before you do anything?"
“I don’t remember.”
"Did I also say that there should be less 'for your own good' plot?"
"Xiaoye, will you be punished? How will big brother punish you?"
Guji, Guji.
She deliberately twisted her ankles on the ground with her shoes, making a sound like the shoes being soaked in water after rain.
As the skirt swayed, the twin ponytails swayed along with it.
It seems there is nothing that can be done to her.
Or maybe the only way is too erotic.
Forget it, let's deal with the current situation first. It's not difficult.
2 month 26 day.
late at night.
The room was changed again.
Unlike the last time they changed rooms, Miao Xueer was in a bad mood.
"Plato."
"Ok?"
"I want to duel with her!"
"?"
"I asked my servants to investigate before, and I know she has some abilities. I don't understand the things of this era, and I was fooled by her... I admit it."
Miao Xueer gritted her teeth and said, "But I have to make her understand that any skill is meaningless in the face of absolute strength!"
"I think……"
"Do you think I will be petty and kill her? Quite the opposite! I will let her see the magnanimity of the royal family! The power of the royal family!"
"..."
Su Ming wanted to say that it would be better not to do so.
Miao Xueer herself said that she had slept for more than 700 years but her strength had not improved much. To put it bluntly, if she wanted to evolve, she had to absorb it. Oral fluid and hibernation alone could only allow her to survive to the minimum and evolve a little bit.
"besides!"
"Did you give her my clothes too?!"
"No."
"Swear to me on your conscience!"
"..."
"Who told you to touch me?!"
"..."
Su Ming didn't think that the duel that Miao Xue'er mentioned would have any serious consequences. It could even be said that this was part of Xia Ye's expectations.
What she wants to do...
Did he realize what was going on in his mind and wanted to replicate the result he got after provoking An Shiyao?
"Okay! Go and arrange it for me now."
"I must hang her up! Make her convinced!"
Miao Xueer's eyes were extremely red, and it seemed that she could no longer bear it.
2 month 27 day.
Su Ming went to another room on the same floor to find Xia Ye.
The duel was only briefly mentioned.
"Sure."
"Xiaoye is fine."
He said it was okay with such a smile, did he mean it was okay to lose to Miao Xueer or it was okay to continue to provoke Miao Xueer?
What Su Ming really wanted to talk about was philosophy.
It's hard to talk about this kind of thing with either An Shiyao or Miao Xueer. The former might become emotionally unstable and anxious because of it. The latter doesn't understand anything, and even if she understands, she might still be anxious.
"I always felt that their lives were too monotonous after they met me."
“If a person’s life is always just a straight line between two points, then one day something goes wrong in one of the two points, and things will get messed up.”
"I want to train them to have a third point. The only question is whether the third point should be trained closer to me or not regardless of time and distance."
What is said may be vague.
But Su Ming had reason to believe that his little wife would understand.
"Xiaoye, I don't know."
"Do not you know?"
"Big brother, do you usually play games?"
“Not so much lately.”
“When playing games, do you read the instructions or skip them?”
"jump over."
"whee."
She stood up and said, "Just like Xiaoye, we both skipped everything. But big brother skipped the game instructions, while Xiaoye skipped everything that was unimportant. As long as the result leads to what Xiaoye wants, it's fine."
Can we just skip the irrelevant stuff and focus on the results?
As for what result she wanted, you knew it without asking.
"Oh, Xiaoye doesn't need to cultivate the third point."
“There is no straight line between two points, only a straight line between one point and another.”
"..."
No matter whether it is a line between one point or two points.
The more crucial point is that Su Ming didn't know how to develop Xia Ye's career.
"fine."
"It's not just Xue'er who's going to duel with you. I'm going to join in too."
"Brother, that's too much."
"How is that excessive?"
"After the duel with Sister Xue'er, Xiaoye is exhausted, and Big Brother wants more. No matter whether she wins or loses the duel."
"I'm not kidding. If you lose, you'll be locked up in a dark room."
"Xiaoye, you're not joking either, are you?"
"?"
"Puff, puff."
The tender feet wrapped in white silk left watermarks on the floor. Haven't changed yet?
2 month 27 day.
1 points in the early hours.
The venue was provided by the Toth Family and the technology was provided by Summer Nights.
A wetland park located in the suburbs of West. All surveillance signals were temporarily replaced.
Can Miao Xueer use a sword?
Something like the Sword in the Stone.
Why does it look familiar?
Xia Ye casually changed into a pink sportswear. She looked like a high school student going out for a night run... First year of high school? Or middle school?
Double ponytails + side ponytails are really bad. It feels inexplicably sinful to be with her like this. She is obviously a legal loli, no, a legal wife.
Miao Xueer wore a nightgown that was convenient for movement, which she used for her "elopement" that day.
"what!"
"..."
You really don’t know how to use your tail?
Xia Ye also used a weapon. At first, Su Ming didn't notice that there was a dagger in her sleeve. When did she take her dagger away? Was she seduced and taken away when she went to her room to discuss the meaning of life?
cough.
That doesn't count as being defenseless, does it?
After all, who would be on guard against his sweet wife with whom he has a very stable relationship?
"Ding-ding-ding-ding-"
The sound of metal colliding never stopped.
Su Ming discovered something peculiar. Even without the aid of weapons, his eyes could barely follow the red and pink floating under the moonlight.
Miao Xueer used charm several times in succession.
Xia Ye also cooperated with her and she was slow to act a few times. But before the duel, Xia Ye said that it would not work on her. She said that the principle of charm is to absorb light through the retina and refract something to cause hallucinations... and she can cut off the connection between vision and nerves at any time, so it is useless to her. So, charm is useless to blind people?
"you lose!"
A few minutes later, Xia Ye was sitting on the ground with Miao Xueer pointing a sword at her in front of her.
"No, Xiaoye was just warming up."
"?"
"Sister Xue'er, be careful behind you."
If Xia Ye wanted to, he could have ended the battle long ago.
And now, before telling Mu Xueer to pay attention to her back, it can also be easily ended.
I just gave Miao Xueer time to react.
"You are not human...now is your true strength?"
"Yeah. Big brother likes to touch Xiaoye's tail."
"What a filthy thing! Just chop it all off!"
"..."
He showed too much mercy.
How could it be possible to destroy the opponent's clothes to the point where there are holes everywhere, and just draw a complete circle around the baby canteen cover, but still not be able to knock out the opponent with one move?
"I will definitely kill you!"
Miao Xueer was obviously getting anxious.
He rushed forward with sword raised.
In the end, there was only the fabric at the calves of the nightgown pants, and that was gone.
"I……!"
Miao Xueer was so angry that she was shaking and gritted her teeth for a long time.
"You're not human! I can't fight you! Try another way!"
"Besides, I have only been in this era for a short time. This is not fair!"
"..."
Although she is half human, strictly speaking, she is not human?
"Sister Xue'er, what do you want to change?"
"Play chess!"
"Backgammon, backgammon! Take your pick! Even Plato can't beat me!"
"..."
Su Ming wanted to say that he could play a chicken-feather chess game. As for Miao Xueer's boast that even the best chess player in the palace could not beat her, she won more than she lost... Let me ask, who would dare to beat the princess?
"No more tricks, right?"
"Let me tell you, I once faced the best chess player in the kingdom in the palace and I won nine games and lost only one."
In the first game, Xia Ye lost.
then.
In the second round, Xia Ye won.
The third time, Xia Ye won.
……
In the tenth move, Miao Xueer overturned the chessboard.
"Horse riding! Hunting!"
Where did the horse come from so late at night?
2 month 27 day.
early.
"You swear to me."
"She doesn't know anyone here, and like me, she has to make money on her own!"
"Don't touch my conscience, touch your own."
"..."
Looking at Miao Xueer's still angry expression, Su Ming sighed, "I guarantee that she is just like you, she only knows me here. Even if she knows someone, she won't go to others for help."
"That would be great! Also, she is not allowed to use rhetoric and look harmless to lure others into marketing! That's cheating!"
"..."
Beg to differ.
I was lucky enough to go to the water park with Xia Ye and enjoy a half-price ticket. That was clearly a benefit.
"Please speak!"
"Okay. I definitely pursue fairness, okay?"
Miao Xueer gathered all her strength and went out.
2 month 27 day.
Night.
Miu Cher earned £368.
Summer Nights, earned £4512.
"You definitely cheated! How could you make so much profit? How much bread do you sell in a day?!"
When Miao Xueer saw so much money, she slammed the table.
She really ran around to sell them when the store owner was holding a promotion.
More than 4k?
She didn't even dare to think about it.
"Xiaoye, I only sold four loaves of bread."
"Four? That's impossible! Plato, don't tell me you believe her lies!"
"..."
Su Ming was stared at and said nothing.
Do you want to ask whether you believe it or not?
What's there to not believe?
"It's very simple. Give the first loaf of bread to the customers for free, so that they can clearly feel the power. Then sell the remaining three at 1504 each. Oh, Xiaoye said it's a special supply for the royal family."
"You're using my name to sell bread?!"
"Sister Xue'er is not a member of the royal family. I didn't say that you can't sell things under the name of the royal family. Xiaoye took the high risk of being caught by the royal family and having her legs broken in order to sell bread for a high price."
"you you……!"
Miao Xueer wanted to vomit blood.
After working so hard for so long, this guy easily made more than ten times as much money as me by pretending to be a royal?
The problem is that the rules don't really say that she is not allowed to do this.
2 month 28 day.
early morning.
Miao Xueer hid in the quilt and finally felt so wronged that she cried out.
"Ok."
"Xue'er, I have to tell you that what you have chosen now are basically all her strengths. Whether it's making money, fighting, or playing chess, they are all her strengths."
"…Laugh if you want to. Anyway, if I lose, anything you say will be an excuse. The royal family won't make excuses. If you want to send me to the guillotine, then do it."
"Why do you want to win so badly?"
"It's because I...!"
"..."
She shrank back again and bit Su Ming's neck gently.
"Even if I accept her, there is still that businessman."
"A woman from the royal family of Eliza would never accept being teased by others. She is outclassed in everything and everyone has to obey her in everything."
"No one told you to listen to her."
"This is between me and her!"
Miao Xueer pushed Su Ming away instantly, her eyes staring straight at Su Ming in the darkness, "I know what I have that can definitely beat her!"
"?"
What can be won?
Is B better than A?
2 month 28 day.
Night.
Su Ming didn't know what Miao Xueer said to Xia Ye when she ran to see him.
All I know is that she changed her clothes into a JK+white stockings outfit that she would never wear on her own initiative before.
She took the salary she had received during this period from me this morning just for this?
"What do you have to compete with me?"
"My mother is not only a pure-blooded succubus, but also a true queen!"
"My father was a king with a backbone! Even when he was on the guillotine, countless people cheered for him!"
"..."
Compared to dad?
"No matter how hard a child tries to act like an adult, he is still a child. This outfit is more suitable for me than for you, right?"
"..."
Xia Ye's JK+white stockings have been washed clean.
But her expression was not as happy as before.
"Sister Xue'er, you lose."
"Huh? I lost? How did I lose to you?! Are you trying to act pitiful and let Plato declare you the winner?!"
Miao Xueer unconsciously straightened her baby canteen and sneered, looking like she was finally proud of herself.
"Xiaoye is in front, and has always had a feeling of admiration for Sister Xue'er." "?"
Miao Xueer was stunned.
"No matter how humiliated they are, no matter how they lose, once, twice... ten times, they will still continue to challenge. Xiaoye unconsciously thought that the royal family is like this, how amazing."
"..."
"Xiaoye is too petite and is always treated as a child. She is indeed not as good as Sister Xueer. But has Sister Xueer ever thought about this?"
"We need to let the elder brothers be the judges for such a project. What should the elder brothers do?"
"One of the ten major sins of wives is called the sin of pride."
"Before, Xiaoye thought Sister Xue'er wanted to prove her excellence. Now, Xiaoye can't understand. Sister Xue'er won, which can only prove one thing. Sister Xue'er is prettier and more charming than Xiaoye."
"So, Sister Xue'er wants to prove that Big Brother has nothing else to do except wanting to be with Sister Xue'er?"
"..."
Miao Xueer's face turned pale instantly. "No, I don't want to prove this. I, I want to..."
"No matter what Sister Xue'er wants to prove, Xiaoye will not stay any longer."
"Xiaoye has more important things to do. Things that can benefit both Xiaoye and big brother. Things that are meaningful."
"..."
Miao Xueer stared at Su Ming blankly, her body trembling inexplicably, "Plato, I... I don't think so, I..."
The voice was also hoarse, as if it was squeezed out of the throat.
"I know."
Su Ming rubbed his temple.
The development was pretty much the same as he had expected, except for a slightly different process.
Compared with An Shiyao, Miao Xueer has more "arrogance". So she won't be easily provoked and change immediately.
"merchant……"
"How did you do it? She's a pure human, right? There's no way I can beat her."
"She is she, you are you, and Xiaoye is Xiaoye."
"Please... Plato, tell me, merchants... Ugh, how do merchants do it?"
Two lines of clear tears fell, and it seemed that she had come out of the state of having to compete with others.
An Shiyao?
"She found the life she wanted."
Can you say that?
In any case, An Shiyao did work very hard.
I don’t know how much Miao Xueer understood, but little Pearl never stopped.
"She...looks down on me?"
Asking intermittently.
"no?"
"Of course, they look down on me. They even said they were from a royal family..."
"..."
"Plato."
"Ok?"
"You, you are not allowed to look down on me... woo."
"Will not."
2 month 29 day.
early.
"I can't match her in many abilities."
"But I can also live the life I want. I am also a good woman."
"Aren't you going to take me to the Snow Country or Canada? I'll go to both places."
Her eyes were red, "I don't want her to look down on me. It's not like I want to live with her!"
Should we say that she has figured it out now that she has some fighting spirit or is she escaping from reality?
"Really?"
"Think about it."
“Then I will reply to the Toss family and the Eliza family.”
"You are in collusion with them!"
"It's not collusion, it's a necessary connection. No matter how much you dislike them, you wouldn't want the Eliza family and the Toss family to get into trouble, right?"
"……That is."
3 month 1 day.
early.
Arrange your flight and embark on your journey to Canada.
It was just a very small incident on the way to the plane. It happened in a taxi.
"Isn't it very chaotic over there in the Snow Country?"
"No, it's safe."
"Don't you people from the Snow Country all have squinty eyes? Your eyes are pretty big."
"Speaking of which, you are also an English woman, right? Half-blood? You like the skinny guy from the Snow Country? Can he satisfy you?"
"..."
Su Ming did not refute.
"Try saying that again?!"
But Miao Xueer almost reached out to pick him up.
"Ma'am, I'm telling you a fact that everyone in Europe knows. If you don't believe me, you can go out and ask around."
"I……"
Miao Xueer wanted to go over and teach him a lesson, but when she saw the recorder in the car and thought of what Su Ming had said, she swallowed her words and said, "I'll remember you."
"It's an honor to be remembered by a beautiful lady like you."
The man shrugged nonchalantly and drove away.
"Plato, I don't want to go to Canada or the Snow Country."
"Then where are you going?"
“Windsor Castle.”
"..."
"I will continue to be the queen, and be the queen seriously."
"You said yesterday that you had really thought about it."
"I don't want to... be bound by so many things. As long as I am the queen, I can give him a slap in the face if I want to. I can send anyone to the guillotine if I want."
"Being a queen won't be that easy, it's just that you'll have more power. And if you really become the queen and want to go out with me, it won't be that easy."
"..."
Miu Xueer was silent for a moment and clenched her fists. "Plato, when you were doing that with her, you said... I have the talent to do great things. Did you know that I was listening to you to please me, or did you really think so?"
"I didn't know you were listening."
"..."
She stared straight at Su Ming, "I will prove to you that I was born to be a queen. I will also prove to you that I have my own value. I am not only a good woman, but also a real queen who can protect you."
"More than seven hundred years ago, I didn't do it."
"Now, more than seven hundred years later, I will definitely do it."
"..."
"Plato, do you believe it or not?!"
"Why don't you believe it?"
Su Ming spread his hands.
It's not that he didn't do anything just now, but he preferred to take out the knife silently instead of speaking, got out of the car and sent his license plate number to Xia Ye. As for whether he would lose control of the car and rush into the river or something, he would experience something unforgettable anyway.
It is not a good habit to discriminate against others casually.
"Well, once you've made your decision this time, don't change it."
"Of course I won't change! I've thought so for a long time! No matter how hard I try, I can never be better than her, and I can't give you any protection! I just want you to be willing to think that I am qualified to be your master!
"Okay, then I'll send a message to Stray, and he'll send someone to pick you up in less than ten minutes."
"Wait! Don't send it yet!"
Miao Xueer stopped Su Ming from sending a message, her face slightly flushed.
"?"
"I, since you believe it! Then stay with me for a few more days!"
"..."
"One day! Just one day! I know you have things to do too! I have things to do too! Going to Windsor Castle is also very important! I have to squeeze out time for it too!"
"..."
"You took me away with you, so you have to give me back! This is your duty!"
"I didn't say I was leaving right away. Just tell me if you want me to stay with you for another day."
"……You deliberately."
Miao Xueer gritted her teeth and her cheeks turned red.
"It was accidental."
"..."
I thought she was going to bite me again.
In the end, he just looked away and asked hesitantly, "Merchant, and she... will be like me?"
"Not quite. I mean, in a different way."
"Then... just remember, this is me. The others are them."
Too docile, huh?
"By the way, I plan to be a serious queen now. Is it okay for me to use the power of Eliza's family?"
"No."
"Haha, a knight who casually looks down on the Queen. It's a capital crime."
She wasn't sure how the Eliza family would teach the driver a lesson after she pressed a lot of buttons.
Su Ming only knew that the follow-up arrangements made by Xia Ye were no longer useful, as the "noble" person who appeared out of nowhere materialized the result she wanted.
But is this really the life she wants?
But that's okay.
Windsor Castle was safe for her.
Moreover, if one day she suddenly felt that she did not have the talent to be a queen and suddenly wanted to stay by her side, she could come and pick her up. This was also a test, and it was not much more noble than experiencing the life of a commoner and working part-time.
"All right!"
"He's dead!"
"Plato, how much is my salary left?"
"Salary? After you've taken the advance, there's about fifty pounds left."
That bunny girl outfit was expensive. It cost about five or six hundred pounds.
"I'll take you to lunch again. Choose the best one within 50 pounds."
"Oh, once you decide to become the queen, you don't even have to worry about travel expenses."
"Of course, I can brush whenever I want."
"..."
"I, I know we can't be too extravagant, but doesn't the Queen have to consider travel expenses?"
"I'm just thinking about what to eat next."
"Plato!!! You definitely did this on purpose!"
This time I got bitten.
3 month 2 day.
Night.
On the helicopter return to Windsor Castle.
"Plato, I work so long but it's not enough to ride this thing once?"
"It should be enough for one ride. But if you want to ride in the royal family's exclusive transportation, a commoner can't do it even if he works for a lifetime."
"……What are you looking at?"
"..."
Su Ming was looking at the pictures sent by An Shiyao.
It seems that the photo was taken by her younger sister when she was in college. There was also a photo of them having dinner together at a scenic spot.
"The one on the left is my sister, and the one on the right is the businessman you mentioned."
"I know her name."
"..."
"I will call her by her name properly in the future."
"..."
"You still have a sister?"
"Have."
"It feels like... I don't just know about this era, I don't know about you either."
"We'll know sooner or later."
"……Um."
fantastic.
She saw An Shiyao's photo directly from Su Ming's phone, but she was not jealous at all. Instead, she leaned on Su Ming's shoulder.
"I... I'm not that self-centered, although I can be that way sometimes..."
"But I've waited seven hundred years, and I deserve it."
"Plato."
"Just for this day. After this day, you can go see her if you want. I also have business to do."
"Am I...good?"
"very good."
"Be serious."
"very good."
"never mind."
She puffed up her cheeks and said, "If you really become obedient, I might not be used to it."
later.
Arriving at Windsor Castle, she had called in advance, and no one came except the servants.
Still a familiar room.
It was just that she had specially changed into the bunny girl stockings she had bought before to compete with Xia Ye. The black fishnet stockings on her legs did not cover up any flaws at all, but instead highlighted the whiteness of her feet.
Because of the tight fabric, you can see the depression at the belly button.
"You, I usually turn a blind eye when you are disobedient."
"But now, I'm very nice to you. Do you admit it?"
"……admit."
What are you doing? Your face is so red.
"Then you must obey me today and not argue."
"..."
"Don't do anything before I tell you to."
Miao Xueer sat on the bed and stretched out her legs. "You... you like this, right? Just sit there and I'll step on it for you..."
what?
"That's not surprising. Hum, what do you think I'm going to do?"
"I didn't say that only you would be excited and satisfied by this kind of thing... I, I like it too."
"Only at times like this will you be so obedient down there, as if you were really listening to me."
What great XP did you say to yourself?
"Want to see here?"
"I won't show you."
"..."
She covered the hem of her skirt, smiled smugly, but soon started to shyly lift it up again.
"You can only watch now, you can do that later... You have to hold back. I want to step on it like this for a while..."
"Plato...just tell me whether I am better or not. I don't want you to compare or anything...just say it in general."
"..."
"Forget it, you don't need to tell me. I can feel it myself, hehe."
"what."
She also noticed it and covered it up immediately.
Her face flushed and she raised her eyebrows. "What are you looking at?! Am I reacting weirdly?! It's all because of you. I'm so hot...!"
I really want to execute her right there and then.
But I thought that if she really had this kind of XP, it wouldn't be impossible to satisfy her once before leaving.
"All right."
Is it ok?
"Plato, I'll just step on it with my feet. Will it be more comfortable?"
"..."
"Huh?! I said to continue that, not to let you come up!"
"Didn't Her Highness Eliza also say that I never listened to anyone? Congratulations, you guessed it right."
"Idiot! You can't even do this for one day... Guju!"
Having said that, it really pushed her down.
She didn't refuse at all, and even stood on tiptoe, kissing him passionately.
"I...I am the future queen."
"Give me...be a little more gentle."
"Excited, huh? Humph... I'm different from everyone else. Even if that businessman has a better figure than me... he's still not as good as me."
"..."
"…Plato?"
It just suddenly occurred to her that Modaoxiao was a scam, and she already knew it.
"Wait, I'm going to get pregnant now? You... Ugh!"
Do you want Miao Xueer to get pregnant now?
If you ask, I still have no plans to do so. It is not stable enough.
"..."
"...I was just about to become the queen, and you..."
"You are responsible for it!"
"So, Xue'er doesn't reject me at all?"
"..."
She looked away, her face already red as hell.
"Anyway... you didn't listen to me."
"No, if you don't want to at all."
"…You did it on purpose again."
"..."
"If she gets pregnant, I have no experience... I can only let Eliza's family help raise the baby, or you can raise her... I can't see her often. How can a queen get pregnant right after taking office? You... you just have to promise me that you will raise the baby and bring her to me every month for me to see."
So cute.
Close your eyes and wait silently.
"?"
Wait a moment.
Unlike Miao Xueer, who couldn't bear the shame and covered her face with a pillow.
"No, this is not your hand!"
Miao Xueer suddenly lifted the pillow that was covering her face.
(End of this chapter)