Chapter 26 Ye Xuan: Writing poetry, right? I'm familiar with this!

Chapter 26 Ye Xuan: Writing poetry, right? I'm familiar with this!
Ye Xuan glanced at Xiao Tao and said, "A girl can't stop you from talking!"

"If it's really not enough, I'll give you these two too." Ye Xuan said as he pushed Xiaolu into Fatty Huang's arms.

"hey-hey."

Fatty Huang chuckled, looked at Xiaolu, and then reluctantly pushed her back to Ye Xuan.

He said shamelessly: "For us, four buns are not too much, and two clams are not too little."

"But I am not a greedy person. I cannot let Brother Ye stay alone in his empty room!"

"You've said something humane."

Ye Xuan shook his head in amusement, "Since ancient times, stealing perfumes and jades has been the business of scholars. How can a rough man like you compare to them? You'd better just eat the buns you paid for."

"Well, let's play a drinking game!" said Fatty Huang.

"How do we play?" Xiaolu asked hurriedly.

Fatty Huang grabbed the peach of Xiao Tao beside him obscenely and said with a smile:

"Let's play finger-guessing. If we lose, you will use your mouth to make us drink. If you lose, we will use our mouth to make you drink."

"Why does it sound a little wrong?" Xiao Tao frowned.

"Something is wrong. You don't have to drink." Fatty Huang said, "Then I'll punish you by making you eat juicy cucumbers!"

"Cucumber, where is it?"

"In our crotches!"

The teased Xiaolu said angrily: "I believe you when you say Mr. Ye's cucumber is big, but Mr. Huang's is..."

"how?"

"I'm afraid it's just bean sprouts!"

"Hahaha……"

It has to be said that the girls in Miaoyin Pavilion were having a lot of fun, toasting each other, laughing and cursing, which Ye Xuan also found quite interesting.

Before we knew it, the hall was gradually filled with people.

Look at what they are wearing. Most of them are wearing scarves on their heads like scholars.

"Brother Ye, look, these scholars are in a brothel, and they have to bow and kowtow to each other when they meet, which is so pretentious."

Fatty Huang put one hand in Xiao Tao's arms, euphemistically calling it warming her hands, while he pointed to the people downstairs with disdain.

In the case of the blank account books, the Jinyiwei arrested many officials, all of whom were scholars.

Once these officials were sent to the Jinyiwei prison, they all behaved in a very terrible manner.

From then on, Fatty Huang no longer looked down upon those scholars.

"Otherwise, he is said to be a disciple of a sage," Ye Xuan said with a smile, "We can't learn the behavior of a scholar."

"Bullshit, they are just a bunch of wimps."

Fatty Huang sneered: "Even after entering the prison, he is not as tough as our second brother!"

"How strong is it, how hard is it?" Upon hearing that, Xiao Tao started to fumble around with her hands, causing Fatty Huang to shiver again.

Just when everyone was having fun, there was a burst of gongs and drums in the hall.

The madam came on stage, posing coquettishly, saying, "The auspicious time has arrived, the courtesan is here!"

"Girls, turn on the lights!"

With the sound of gongs and drums, four graceful figures walked out from behind the stage. The madam on the side followed and called out their names. They were the four famous prostitutes of Miaoyin Pavilion: Rushuang, Nianwei, Yiyao, and Xixue.

Yan is thin and Huan is plump, each has her own merits.

As expected, they are the four most famous courtesans in Yingtian Prefecture, and they are all stunning beauties in the world.

However, the one who attracted Ye Xuan the most was the girl named Nian Wei.

She has an oval face, willow-shaped eyebrows, plump red lips and a upturned nose. She is tall, has long legs, a pair of huge pineapples on her chest, and a slender waist that is so thick that you can't even hold it in your hand!
If you sit cross-legged and your stomach twists, I guarantee you will cry out a few times!
But these were not what attracted Ye Xuan. The other three were not inferior to Nian Wei in terms of figures and looks, but most of them had a smile on their faces and looked like they had been through a lot.

But this Miss Nianwei had a cold look on her face, not like a prostitute. Instead, she looked like a banished angel from the mortal world, making people feel that she was not to be touched.

But men's nature is not to be teased, so they have to tease her ruthlessly.

As a result, half of the people in the hall cheered, and they were directed at Nianwei.

This caused the other three to flirt more actively, just to attract more attention.

When the atmosphere became heated to a certain level, the old procuress ran onto the stage again and pointed at a few girls and started to encourage them.

"Everyone present here is a young talent from Yingtian Prefecture, and a descendant of Confucius. Why don't you take this opportunity to compose a poem for my four daughters?"

There were not many ways for brothels to advertise in ancient times. Apart from good service, excellent technology and word of mouth, the poems written by scholars were the best slogans.

For example, "Quail Sky·I Have No Mood for Black Eyebrows All Day" by Liu Yong of the Northern Song Dynasty and "Wang Jiangnan·After Washing and Combing" by Wen Tingyun of the Tang Dynasty are both excellent works describing brothel girls.

Among them, Luo Yin's "Present to the Prostitute Yunying" is the most explicit: Zhongling was drunk and separated for more than ten years, and saw Yunying again in his palm.

Countless people come here just to hear these poems.

The madam said this with a look of "you know what I mean" and began to seduce him: "If you can attract the favor of my daughters, I may invite you to be my lover!"

At this time, someone who was prudish said, "It is also what scholars like us to show our talents, but it is not a question of whether we are included in the curtain or not."

The madam curled her lips in a subtle way, and then said, "You all may not know that my daughter Nianwei is still a virgin! If you win her favor, are you sure you don't need to get involved?"

"This, this, this... is it true?"

"The red plum blossoms falling on the white gauze on the couch, is this fake?"

"Let me compose a poem for you..."

"Fu Nima, big-headed ghost!" A middle-aged man dressed like a wealthy man with a big belly pushed the scholar away and said arrogantly: "Such a beauty, it doesn't matter whether it's wet or not, even if it's dry, it doesn't matter!"

A servant reminded: "Master, it's a poem, a poem of poetry."

The man did not feel embarrassed, but took out a handful of banknotes and waved them in the air: "Don't say that I am overbearing, I only want Nianwei, and leave the rest for you to enjoy!"

These words immediately aroused public anger, and he was beaten out on the spot by dozens of scholars.

Ye Xuan upstairs found it funny. This guy wanted to take the best one as soon as he opened his mouth, and he was using his money to bully others.

It would be fine if it was under normal circumstances, but beauty can arouse a man's desire to win the most. With so many scholars on the scene sharing the same hatred for the enemy, he did not complain about being beaten.

Ye Xuan couldn't help but feel a little moved. If she was an ordinary girl, even if she was an oiran, it wouldn't be a big deal.

In this era when having three wives and four concubines is not against the law, as a captain of the Embroidered Uniform Guard, I have a bright future. Can I have any woman I want in the future?
He wasn't going to compete with a bunch of poor guys in a brothel for sex, but when the madam said that Nianwei was still a virgin, Ye Xuan was moved.

After taking a closer look, her figure and face were secondary, but it was her extraordinary temperament that struck Ye Xuan's liking.

Ye Xuan really wanted to know if this cold and aloof woman could also be so cold and aloof in bed.

Besides, adhering to the principle of not taking advantage of a good opportunity, maybe you can give it a try?

Just as he was hesitating whether to intervene, the fat man next to him, Huang, opened his hoarse voice and shouted, "Quick, quick, bring the four treasures of the study! I want to have sex with four beauties tonight and create a good story!"

(End of this chapter)