Chapter 4 Don't blame me for teaching you how to behave
"You stop!"

Xiao Qingque instantly realized that something was wrong and immediately jumped up from the sofa. He waved his hand forward, and his five fingers instantly grew sharp nails, which he stabbed at Shen Cheng's heart.

Shen Cheng did not dodge, but just twisted his upper body slightly, allowing Xiao Qingque's five fingers to poke into his chest, but avoiding the heart.

The attack hit, but Xiao Qingque's face changed. He saw Shen Cheng's hand sweep forward at a terrifying speed, leaving a blurry trail in his vision.

puff!
Xiao Qingque felt his neck go numb and his vision started spinning. After a few tenths of a second, he fell to the ground with a thud and rolled over several times.

She opened her eyes wide and was horrified to see her headless body standing in front of the sofa.

Shen Cheng retracted his bloody knife, covered his mouth and began to cough up blood. Xiao Qingque's arm, which had been poked into his chest, had already injured his lungs.

"Aren't you the vampire I turned into?"

Xiao Qingque's head hit the ground and he screamed in shock: "Why can you escape my control?!"

"Because you're not good at it."

"Impossible, absolutely impossible!!!"

"If you are not good at it, practice more, don't be stubborn."

Shen Cheng pulled Xiao Qingque's arm out of his chest. The pain made him frown, but the wounds on his lungs and chest were recovering at a speed visible to the naked eye.

This is the most terrifying self-healing ability of vampires. As long as they don’t encounter something that can restrain their self-healing, they can easily survive even if they are hacked to pieces.

Xiao Qingque's headless body was twisting, trying to find its head back.

Shen Cheng came over and picked up her head: "Now I'll give you a chance to reorganize your words. Who is the master?"

Xiao Qingque glared at him angrily: "I admit defeat, but I am your master, and no one can change this. Let's see what you can do to me."

Shen Cheng smiled and said, "Do you think I can't kill you?"

Although vampires have strong self-healing abilities, they must have weaknesses. If they were completely immortal, the entire world would have been ruled by vampires long ago.

Xiao Qingque was not afraid at all: "I advise you to be kind. If I die, the source blood curse will make you buried with me."

Shen Cheng frowned and asked, "What blood curse?"

"You want to become a vampire, don't you do some homework beforehand?"

Xiao Qingque explained, "In the history of the Eternal Empire, three blood kings usurped the power of the Eternal Emperor. In order to prevent their descendants from following suit, the blood kings joined forces to curse all vampires. Once the master dies, the servant will die with him. You have been cursed since the moment you became a vampire. As long as I die, the curse will take effect, and you will not be able to survive."

Shen Cheng sneered: "If you want to make up a reason, you have to make up a decent one. If there really is a curse of source blood, then once a certain blood king dies, wouldn't the vampire population be reduced by one third?"

Xiao Qingque shook his head and said, "Only those who are bitten and turned into vampires will be cursed. The offspring born by vampires will not be cursed. Once a vampire dies, his slaves will be buried with him, but his offspring will not be."

"Is it reasonable for vampires to use the bloodline theory?"

"Why do you think that a race that lives by sucking blood doesn't play the theory of bloodline?"

Of course Shen Cheng would not believe Xiao Qingque's one-sided statement. He took out his mobile phone on the spot and started searching for the Source Blood Curse.

In this world, humans have been living with demons and monsters for a long time, and some of their information is no longer a secret.

For example, the Eternal Empire is a country far beyond human civilization, composed entirely of vampires. They call themselves the Eternal Clan or the Immortal Clan, and have even sent special envoys to visit human society.

Soon, Shen Cheng found the answer from an anonymous user on a website called Zhifou.

The other party claimed to be a vampire, and his master was a pervert who forced him to eat garbage every day. He also said that if he didn't even dare to eat the garbage of his beloved master, what kind of vampire was he.

The vampire was almost driven crazy, but because of the curse of the source blood, he could not murder his master and could only escape overnight.

There are various answers to the question of the curse of source blood, all of which were complaints secretly posted on the Internet by vampires, which also indirectly proves that Xiao Qingque did not lie.

The curse of blood is more of a method used by vampires to control their servants than a curse.

If a vampire foresees his own death, he can transfer his servants to other vampires, such as his own offspring. Of course, the blood curse will not disappear.

Not only that, Shen Cheng also found out that after a human becomes a vampire, they will awaken some special habits.

Shen Cheng was shocked. Could it be that he had also awakened some strange habits?

He put away his phone and asked Xiao Qingque, "Can you poop?"

Xiao Qingque was stunned. I was discussing curses with you, but this is what you focused on? "I can't!"

"I don't believe it. If others can pull it, why can't you? Pull one for me to see."

"I told you I can't! Are you deaf?"

The only food for vampires is human blood, which is the only thing that can satisfy their body's needs. Of course, they can also eat ordinary human food, but they cannot digest it, and they will excrete as much as they eat.

So Xiao Qingque lied, she would lie, but she didn't want to admit it.

Shen Cheng then changed the question: "Who sent you to my house?"

The sender wrote his father's name, but the grass on the graves of his adopted parents was already several feet tall.

Xiao Qingque knew that Shen Cheng couldn't kill him, and felt that he had the initiative: "Let me go first."

"Don't say yes."

Shen Cheng pointed his finger at Xiao Qingque's nose and said, "Then don't blame me for teaching you a lesson."

He found a rope and hung Xiao Qingque's head in the living room, then turned into the kitchen and moved out a pile of things.

Xiao Qingque was not panicked at all: "I want to see how you are going to teach me how to behave..."

The voice stopped abruptly, and she widened her eyes to see Shen Cheng minced the meat, added onions, ginger, garlic, cooking wine, oyster sauce, and pepper, mixed well, and kneaded it into meat patties.

Then heat the oil on the induction cooker, and when the oil is 80% hot, put the meat patties in and fry them.

As Shen Cheng fried meat patties, he said, "Don't you want to learn? This is the first dish I'm going to teach you, fried meat patties."

Xiao Qingque was sweating profusely, and his entire face completely collapsed into an emoticon (;°ロ°)
Is this how you fucking talk about being a human being?
Shen Cheng was surprised and asked, "Why aren't you laughing? Is this joke not funny? Teaching you how to be a human being, at first glance, sounds like teaching you how to be a human being, but in fact, it's teaching you how to make a human being into a dish."

Xiao Qingque: “…”

You're going to do this to me, and you want me to laugh, are you a devil?
Shen Cheng quickly fried the meat patties, picked them up with chopsticks, and handed them to Xiao Qingque: "Give it a try. I am quite confident in my cooking skills."

This piece of fried meat patty is cooked to perfection, golden on both sides and exudes a rich aroma.

Xiao Qingque shook his head repeatedly in fear, his head swaying on the rope: "No, no, take it away quickly."

Shen Cheng's expression turned cold: "Not eating? Not eating means you don't give me face, not giving me face means you don't respect me, not respecting me means you are making things difficult for me, you have already chosen your own death."

Seeing Shen Cheng holding out the meat pie again, Xiao Qingque finally gave in, and said in a trembling voice: "I'll tell you everything, don't force me to eat it."

Where on earth did this pervert who likes to have sex with humans come from? It's really scary. No, it should be said that he is too exhausting. It feels like he consumes the energy of an adult for every meal.

"Are you scared?"

Shen Cheng was a little disappointed: "I was planning to teach you how to make twice-cooked pork, braised spareribs, boneless hand claws, and braised abalone with scallions."

As he spoke, he put the fried meat patty on the chopsticks into his mouth.

Xiao Qingque widened his eyes and looked at the scene in horror.

When the fried meat pie was about to be stuffed into his mouth, Shen Cheng stopped and laughed: "You don't think I will really eat it? I'm not from Guangdong. I have to eat a Fujianese for every meal."

He threw the fragrant meat patties into the trash can.

Xiao Qingque breathed a sigh of relief. If Shen Cheng really ate the meat pie, she would definitely run away like that vampire.

After being taught how to be a good person, Xiao Qingque no longer dared to be stubborn and honestly explained his identity and background.

It turns out that she has been a vampire for a very short time, less than half a year.

Xiao Qingque was born in an ordinary family and was admitted to a famous local university in Tailing City with her own ability. Although she is fair-skinned, beautiful and capable, Xiao Qingque believes in the doctrine of the mean and is good at presenting herself as ordinary and indistinguishable from the crowd.

In her opinion, people are born to enjoy life, not to work hard and be exploited.

Her wish is to find an ordinary job from nine to five, slack off or play cards every day, and live a simple life to be happy.

However, an unexpected incident completely destroyed her simple life.

(End of this chapter)