Chapter 160 The Clown at the Masquerade (5k)
In the sight of Shen Cheng and Ruan Qingsha, the Joker card was thrown out and fell to the ground, suddenly shattering into countless tiny fragments.
It was as if a gust of wind blew the fragments, causing them to spin and fly in the air, forming a small whirlwind.
Gradually, a vague figure appeared in the whirlwind and gradually became clearer.
It's a girl.
"Dang Dang!"
She made a cheerful sound and struck a rather cute entrance pose.
One hand on the waist and the other hand raised next to the face in a "yeah" gesture.
The whirlwind died down, and fragments of the cards fell around her like fireworks.
The girl didn't seem to be very old. She was only about 1.5 meters tall, with a pair of white and tender thighs exposed. She was wearing a strange red short skirt and a clown mask on her face.
Facing the vigilant looks of Shen Cheng and Ruan Qingsha, she didn't seem to care at all, but asked curiously in an innocent tone.
"Brother and sister, I didn't disturb your intimacy, did I?"
Without waiting for the two to answer, she covered her face with both hands through the mask and started to falter: "Oh, this is so embarrassing. If I don't speak, are you going to give birth to a child right here?"
Shen Cheng and Ruan Qingsha both felt a little embarrassed. They didn't expect that when they were being intimate, there was actually an old man peeping at them.
Seeing her strange behavior and the clown mask on her face, Ruan Qingsha immediately guessed her identity: "Are you the clown at the masquerade?"
The girl giggled and said, "Guess, there's a prize if you guess right."
Ruan Qingsha didn't guess, but she was certain that this girl was the clown at the masquerade.
Only those who have the ability to enjoy themselves at masquerade balls can have this kind of fun-loving style, or it should be said that it is the joyful style of a mentally ill person.
Shen Cheng asked in confusion: "Why are you on me?"
He began to suspect that the person who had been secretly stealing his car was the guy in front of him.
"My brother is so pitiful. He has amnesia at such a young age."
The girl propped her chin with her fingers and said in a sympathetic tone, "Have you forgotten? I am the gift your father left you. I have only been with you for a short time, and you have forgotten me."
As she spoke, she started crying, and she was really crying, with tears actually flowing out from under the mask.
But Shen Cheng and Ruan Qingsha didn't take it seriously.
Ruan Qingsha turned her head and looked at Shen Cheng. Did he actually have a father?
Of course Shen Cheng did not forget, but he did not expect that the clown card Du Tianming left for him would have the function of bringing people back to life.
Shen Cheng felt a chill in his heart when he thought about the fact that such a living person had been following him without him noticing. He wondered if she had seen through all his secrets.
The girl cried for a while and found that Shen Cheng and Ruan Qingsha ignored her.
"I'm such a fragile and beautiful girl, crying so miserably, and you don't have any sympathy at all."
The girl crossed her arms and turned her body and head to the side: "Humph, I'm not going to pay attention to you. I'm angry."
Shen Cheng frowned slightly: "What is your purpose in hiding on me?"
The girl twisted her body again and faced her butt towards Shen Cheng.
She read it in a voice-over tone: "Look, there is a beautiful girl with invincible youth here. She is angry now, and the consequences are serious, so she can't hear anything and can't see anything. She needs to be coaxed before she can be happy."
Shen Cheng and Ruan Qingsha felt like they were facing a psychopath.
Ruan Qingsha had to look at Shen Cheng. She had never dealt with anyone from a masquerade ball, so she didn't know what to do for a moment.
Shen Cheng thought for a moment, then gave Ruan Qingsha a look that said "leave it to me".
"Angry, you still have the nerve to be angry?"
Shen Cheng suddenly accused the girl loudly: "Can't you see that your brother and sister are trapped in this place and can't get out? Not only did you not come out to help earlier, but you actually hid secretly to watch the joke. How dare you be angry?"
Ruan Qingsha was surprised.
Are you crazy? This girl is already angry and you are adding fuel to the fire.
However, Ruan Qingsha was not a person who followed the rules. After the initial surprise, she immediately understood what Shen Cheng meant by doing this.
The clown at the masquerade is not a normal person, so she should not be treated in a normal way, otherwise it will only backfire.
So we should do the opposite.
If she acts like a psycho, you have to act like a psycho too in order to communicate with her.
Of course, this should just be Shen Cheng's test, and it is hard to say whether it will be effective.
Ruan Qingsha's guess was correct. After being loudly accused by Shen Cheng, the girl was not angry. Instead, she turned around and looked at the two of them, pointed at herself, and said in an uncertain tone: "Hey, it turns out that I was wrong."
"Big mistake."
Shen Cheng raised his hand and pointed at her: "I'll give you a look, and you can understand it yourself."
"So this is ah."
Shen Cheng and Ruan Qingsha's eyes narrowed slightly.
Because the girl actually moved to Shen Cheng's side in an instant, and the two of them were completely unaware of how she moved.
Shen Cheng resisted the urge to dodge and stood still.
"Good brother, don't be angry."
The girl made a flattering sound and gently patted Shen Cheng's shoulders with her white and tender hands: "I'm giving you a back massage, so please don't be angry with me, okay?"
Her coquettish voice is very pleasant, tingling and makes people relax unconsciously.
Shen Cheng decided to stop when he saw that things were going well. He crossed his arms and snorted softly, "Then what do you think we should do?"
The girl tilted her head and thought for a while, then suddenly leaned close to Shen Cheng's ear and whispered, "Then I will accompany my brother to give birth to the baby, okay?"
Her voice was very soft, but in this extremely quiet underground space, not to mention Shen Cheng, even Ruan Qingsha could hear it clearly.
Although they knew she was joking, they were still shocked and almost lost their trick.
Looking at the expressions of Shen Cheng and Ruan Qingsha, the girl suddenly laughed: "Hehe, I'm just joking, you won't take it seriously, brother, I'm a minor."
Her height and voice did sound like that of a minor, but the words she spoke at this moment carried a charm that was even stronger than that of a mature woman, like a feather gently tickling the hearts of the listeners.
She said it was a joke, but it sounded more like a flirt.
Ruan Qingsha refrained from saying anything because she was afraid of disrupting Shen Cheng's plans, otherwise she would have spoken up to this little vixen.
Shen Cheng was not disturbed, but glanced at her with cold eyes: "Minor? What a coincidence, I am also a minor, eight years old this year."
This unexpected answer stunned Ruan Qingsha for a moment.
He's eight years old?
Ruan Qingsha almost couldn't help but ask Shen Cheng, have you also gone to the masquerade for further studies?
Otherwise, how can I follow this clown's thinking?
The girl giggled, walked around behind Shen Cheng, and gently rubbed his shoulders with her tender little hands.
"So you are only eight years old. Then you are not the older brother, but the younger brother. Call me sister."
"You're wrong, I didn't say I was eight years old."
Shen Cheng's opening words were earth-shattering: "I mean, I have a chicken, and my chicken is eight years old."
Not to mention Ruan Qingsha, even the girl was shocked by this.
The girl was stunned for a moment, then laughed, hugged Shen Cheng's neck from behind, and asked affectionately: "Brother, you are having fun, are you interested in joining our masquerade?"
Shen Cheng felt a sense of oppression coming from behind. He didn't expect that this little girl was young but had grown so big.
He actually secretly stuffed two small melons into his clothes.
Shen Cheng really didn't like acting in such childish scenes, but the clown's origins were mysterious and his strength was unknown, so he didn't act rashly and could only patiently accompany her to continue acting.
The most important thing is that Shen Cheng places his hope of leaving this place on the mysterious clown in front of him.
Shen Cheng originally wanted to refuse the girl's invitation.
But he suddenly remembered something.
The cursed playing cards with the joyful ability that he got from Lan Fei were just a trial version. Lan Fei's last wish was to join the masquerade ball.
Shen Cheng always felt that he couldn't fulfill this last wish for her because he had no idea where to find the elusive masquerade ball.
And now that the opportunity was right in front of him, he certainly didn't hesitate and grabbed it.
"Okay, I can join the masquerade."
Shen Cheng agreed immediately: "But we are trapped here and can't get out. After we die, you take my ashes out. It will be considered that I have joined the masquerade in spirit."
The girl was stunned again when she heard Shen Cheng's unexpected answer.
She originally thought that Shen Cheng would take the opportunity to ask her to take him out.
If Shen Cheng said this, the girl would refuse, and then looking at her desperate eyes, he would lure her to beg him, and then take the opportunity to sign a series of unequal treaties.
But Shen Cheng's answer was unexpected. He actually wanted to take his ashes out himself.
How can we play like this? The girl continued to hug Shen Cheng's neck, not caring at all about the intimate friction between her full breasts and his naked back.
"Brother, what are you worried about? Since I'm here, I will definitely take you out."
Ruan Qingsha, who was listening, felt her heart skip a beat.
She finally understood why Shen Cheng played such childish tricks with this clown. He was very likely capable of taking them away from this desperate place.
However, Shen Cheng's answer was unexpected again: "I don't believe it. Both of us are incompetent. How can you be better than us?"
The girl pouted and said, "Brother, how can you not trust me? I can really take you away."
"You're such a good braggart. It seems like you're good at talking. Can you play the flute for me?"
"My brother is lecherous."
The girl grabbed Shen Cheng's arm and shook it: "I can really take you away, really, really."
Shen Cheng remained unmoved.
He knew that if he wanted to deal with a funny person, he must never follow the other person's thinking.
If you continue to say you don't believe it at this time, the girl will most likely say to you, "You guessed right, I really don't have the ability to take you away."
If he says he believes it, the girl will definitely say, "I'm lying. I don't have the ability to take you away."
No matter which answer, the girl can take the initiative.
Shen Cheng simply ignored her and took Ruan Qingsha's hand: "We are going to die here, are you afraid?"
Ruan Qingsha is a smart person. Although she doesn't know why Shen Cheng acted like this, she cooperated very well and held his hand tightly.
The two of them crossed their fingers and looked into each other's eyes, like a couple ready to commit suicide for love.
"I was scared at first, but now that you're with me, I'm not scared anymore."
The girl standing next to him was so numb.
She just wanted to use the bait of leaving and finding a place to lure Shen Cheng into signing some unequal treaty with her.
Why is such a simple thing so difficult?
Shen Cheng's unconventional answers confused the girl.
She knew that Shen Cheng was playing hard to get, but wasn't she the same?
Looking at Shen Cheng and Ruan Qingsha looking at each other "affectionately", the girl let go of Shen Cheng's arm and ran away angrily.
She twisted her slender waist and continued to face Shen Cheng with her buttocks.
"I'm angry, the kind that can't be appeased. Since you don't believe me, I'll leave on my own."
After saying this, she opened her eyes and looked back quietly, only to find that Shen Cheng and Ruan Qingsha were not even looking at her and were not paying any attention to her.
"I really have to go."
"I really really have to go."
"I am leaving."
As soon as she finished speaking, the girl disappeared.
Shen Cheng and Ruan Qingsha still looked at each other "affectionately".
It was not until more than ten seconds later that Ruan Qingsha spoke in a low voice.
"She's really gone?"
"may be."
"Do you think she'll come back?"
"uncertain."
After more than ten minutes, the oxygen in the air had become so thin that Ruan Qingsha began to feel dizzy.
And the clown at the masquerade seemed to be gone forever.
Shen Cheng said to Ruan Qingsha: "I seem to have lost my only chance of escape. Will you blame me?"
"Yes, it's all your fault."
Ruan Qingsha, who was almost suffocating, smiled: "So, now you owe me... Remember to pay me back in the next life..."
Shen Cheng nodded, and while Ruan Qingsha was unable to move, he forcibly picked her up.
Although her figure was not as chubby as Xiao Qingque's, her proportions were more perfect, and even with Shen Cheng's extremely picky eyes, he could not find any flaws.
Ruan Qingsha simply rolled her eyes, unable to resist Shen Cheng's act of taking advantage of someone else's misfortune.
"Oh, I'm so angry."
The girl who had gone away and returned appeared out of nowhere and stomped her feet on the spot.
She vented her anger for a while, then walked over, crossed her arms, and looked down at the two of them: "Oh, who said I was kind-hearted? I'll give you one more chance. I can take one of you away. This precious opportunity is up to you to decide."
Shen Cheng directly pushed Ruan Qingsha towards the girl: "Take her away."
Ruan Qingsha was about to fall into a coma due to lack of oxygen, and she couldn't hold Shen Cheng's hand firmly.
The girl caught Ruan Qingsha, looked up at Shen Cheng, and asked, "Are you sure? I'm not kidding you this time."
Her tone became extremely calm, no longer sounding crazy or insane.
Shen Cheng sat on the ground steadily and nodded seriously: "I am sure, take her away."
He became even more certain that the girl's target was him, and Ruan Qingsha was probably just a bonus, maybe not even a bonus.
Shen Cheng could guess that if the girl sent him out first, she would definitely take the opportunity to threaten him with Ruan Qingsha's safety.
Sending Ruan Qingsha away first would cut off her bargaining chip.
Even if the girl threatened Shen Cheng by saying that she would not let Ruan Qingsha leave, Shen Cheng could choose to die with Ruan Qingsha in resistance.
From the moment this girl appeared, Shen Cheng had already vaguely guessed what she was going to do, so he didn't fall for it.
"Okay, okay, you win, see you in the next life."
After leaving these words, the girl disappeared with Ruan Qingsha.
……
Late at night, Hanyun Prefecture.
After the terrible heavy rain that could dissolve living things ended, at the request of the government, all citizens stayed indoors and dared not go out, and the streets of the entire city were empty.
Ruan Qingsha and the girl appeared out of nowhere on the quiet street.
Sufficient oxygen flowed into the lungs through the mouth, and Ruan Qingsha subconsciously began to breathe heavily, like a fish falling back into the water.
The brain, which was dizzy due to lack of oxygen, immediately became clear.
Regardless of her physical discomfort, she reached out to grab the girl beside her and said in a hurried tone: "Bring him out, any conditions are acceptable."
"No."
The girl dodged Ruan Qingsha's hand and laughed: "I am a person who always keeps my word. There is only one chance, if you miss it, it will be gone."
Ruan Qingsha struggled to stand up from the ground. With a height of nearly 1.8 meters, she looked down at the girl who was only 1.5 meters tall, and repeated in a serious tone: "Bring him out, any conditions are acceptable!"
The girl tilted her head and thought for a while: "Then kneel down and kowtow to me and beg me."
Ruan Qingsha stared at her coldly, and suddenly her knees went weak and she knelt on the ground.
"whee."
The girl appeared behind Ruan Qingsha and avoided her kneeling.
"You are such a boring person. Why are you so obedient? Let me do something interesting."
Ruan Qingsha looked back at her, her eyes filled with murderous intent, and countless complex patterns appeared on her skin.
The girl ignored Ruan Qingsha's explosively growing strength and momentum and spoke to herself.
"I want you to lose the man you care about most, and live in regret and guilt for the rest of your life. Do you think this is much more interesting?"
boom!
Ruan Qingsha pounced over in a few tenths of a second and punched out with anger and murderous intent.
A huge hole was instantly blasted out on the hardened cement road, and the ground more than ten meters ahead was blown away by the terrifying force.
Countless pieces of gravel flew into the sky and then fell down like hail.
The girl had disappeared.
Ruan Qingsha lowered her head, maintained the punching action, and stood there motionless.
If you get closer, you can hear her teeth grinding.
"Masquerade, if he dies, I will kill your entire family."
(End of this chapter)