Chapter 303: Battle of the Seven Fairies

"Why did Director Jiang make the gods look like mortals, engaging in all kinds of corruption?" Some younger viewers seemed a little puzzled.

The person next to him said, "What's so strange about this? Immortals have human nature too, and many of them even want to go down to the mortal world to have children!"

"Well, that's true!"

After Sun Wukong ascended to heaven for the second time, he was named the Great Sage Equaling Heaven and made friends everywhere.

The "various aspects of officialdom" in heaven are also slowly revealed from the perspective of Sun Wukong.

In general, there are too many staff and the income is not enough to cover the expenses.

In the past thousand years, there has only been one person who was summoned to heaven to serve as an official, and that was Sun Wukong.

But there are too many people ascending from the lower realm.

The main reason is that many immortals have disciples and sects in the four continents. Under their care, the disciples of the sects continue to ascend, and naturally there are more and more people in the heavenly court.

Sun Wukong gradually came to realize that the heavenly palace was only glamorous on the outside, and life there was not that good at all!
Soon someone reported that Sun Wukong was idle and doing nothing.

So, the Jade Emperor assigned a job to Sun Wukong, to guard the Peach Garden, and Wukong happily took the job.

The Jade Emperor looked at the seven fairies kneeling on the ground with a grim face.

"How do you guys do this?"

"I just want to share my father's worries, so I hold the Peach Banquet every year, which is extravagant. It would be fine on normal days, but now the imperial court is short of money, so I want to find a reason to stop the Peach Banquet. Even if it is only stopped for one year, it will save a lot.

If there is really no money in the treasury, wouldn't it make the gods in heaven laugh at you? How can you be the master of the three realms then?"

Gao Yuanyuan plays the leader of the seven fairies, who kneels on the ground and talks freely.

The Jade Emperor, played by Tang Guoqiang, has an extremely ugly expression on his face.

"You are so brave! If that monkey starts making trouble, it will be even more horrible!"

"It's just a demon monkey from the lower world. How powerful can it be? Just capture it and send it to the demon beheading platform, that's it!"

The Jade Emperor said: "Do it cleanly, don't cause trouble and make people laugh at you!"

After saying this, he covered his face and left.

Seeing this, the Seventh Fairy stood up.

The eldest brother played by Gao Yuanyuan said with a smile: "Look, I told you it's alright! Father is kind and generous, loves extravagance, and can't bear to investigate and punish severely, so that everyone in the heavenly court gets money, and it has reached a point where it is hard to turn back.

Now, we take advantage of the 'monkey rebellion' to stop the 'Peach Banquet' first, and then invite my second brother (Yang Jian) ​​to serve as the God of Justice to investigate the deficit in the treasury, and we will definitely be able to turn the situation around!"

The other fairies said in unison: "Big sister is wise!"

At this time, a fairy played by Jing Tian said, "I heard that the demon monkey is quite capable. He even injured Nezha. Will there be any trouble?"

The fairy played by Gao Yuanyuan said: "It is indeed a bit troublesome. In my opinion, why don't the seven of us sisters work together to capture the evil monkey on the spot!"

The fairy played by Yang Mi said: "This is a good idea. Nezha is very famous, but when it comes to fighting, he doesn't seem to be that powerful!"

"That's right. When we were sparring, if three of us attacked him at once, he would have to use all his strength to fend off the attack. If there was one more, he would have to admit defeat!"

"Let's go together, seven of us, and kill the demon monkey!"

"Sisters united in purpose can break any obstacle!"

Seeing this scene, the audience in the venue almost died of laughter.

These seven fairies are all extremely beautiful and ethereal, but their IQs are not very high!
Nezha is serving as your sparring partner, and even if you use your toes to figure it out, he is letting you off the hook!
But these people felt that Sun Wukong could only withstand the siege of five fairies at most.

After the boss played by Gao Yuanyuan arranged the "capture" plan, he couldn't help but say complacently: "Who says women are inferior to men? I also have the potential to become a good general in the world!"

As for Sun Wukong, after entering the Peach Garden, he first inspected the entire garden accompanied by the land god.

Then he began to count all the peach trees, fruits, and various supplies in stock in the garden.

The old land god was following beside him, exhausted, and panted, "Great Sage, there is no need to rush on this day!"

Sun Wukong said, "Don't worry about it today. Do you think I don't know what you are thinking? As long as I don't take inventory, you can steal and put the blame on me later." The frightened land knelt down hurriedly, "Great Sage, I dare not say that. The Heavenly Law is strict. We dare not do such a thing!"

Sun Wukong sneered, "Heavenly Law, haha! When I was in the Imperial Horse Bureau, I worked diligently and never lost a single celestial horse or half a pound of fodder. But after I beat up the God of Wood and left Heaven, the Imperial Horse Bureau actually reported a loss of more than a hundred celestial horses and more than six million pounds of fodder?"

"Well, I really dare not comment on such matters!" The old landowner kowtowed again.

"Okay, I know, let's all go down!"

After the old land god and a group of strong men left, Sun Wukong drooled at the huge peaches.

"Hey, you just said something righteous, but now it's not easy to steal the peaches from the Jade Emperor!"

"You said they were right too. How can we let monkeys manage Taoyuan? Isn't this making me make a mistake?"

Sun Wukong circled under the big tree, and then went to look at the bigger peaches, and his saliva could not be stopped.

"I can't stand it anymore!"

After Sun Wukong finished speaking, he went straight to the tree and was about to pick the peaches, but he held himself back.

"If I steal, wouldn't I be the same as them?"

"Oh, they are all thieves. Whoever is caught will be unlucky. Besides, if you let me manage Taoyuan, you should give me some salary, right? Let me eat a few first to make up for it!"

This time, he picked a peach and stuffed it into his mouth. His eyes opened wide and he mumbled, "Woo, woo, delicious, delicious!"

Sun Wukong ate several big peaches in succession and finally felt satisfied.

In the following days, he ate a few pills every day and refused to go drinking with his friends.

But one day, seven fairies came over on a cloud.

The boss played by Gao Yuanyuan also said: "The demon monkey has been gone for seven or eight days. This time is just right and can be explained to the outside world. It's hard to say that he ate all the peaches in the garden in one day!"

The other fairies covered their mouths and laughed, "He is so amazing!"

Gao Yuanyuan added: "Wait, I will provoke him with words first, and as soon as he makes a move, we will attack together and we will definitely be able to capture him in one fell swoop!"

"definitely!"

"We are the Seven Fairies of Heaven!"

"Fight the demon monkey!"

The seven sisters walked into the Peach Garden in high spirits, and the audience in the theater almost laughed crazy.

Then he said, "Don't they know their true strength at all?"

"You can tell at first glance that he's addicted to being a glutton!"

On the big screen, the Seven Fairies entered the Peach Garden and first looked for Sun Wukong, but found that they couldn't find him.

The boss, played by Gao Yuanyuan, said: "Let's pick some peaches first, and then we can discuss it. Anyway, follow my instructions!"

Everyone obeyed the order and dispersed to pick the peaches.

The fairy played by Zhao Liying was about to pick a big peach, but the peach turned into Sun Wukong and jumped down.

"Hey, where did you bad guys come from?" the monkey shouted.

Several fairies stepped forward and immediately started a conversation about the Peach Festival.

Sun Wukong was so angry that his face turned red and he ate with a grin.

The fairies winked at each other, ready to attack together if Sun Wukong suddenly attacked.

Unexpectedly, the Great Sage chanted a spell, and called out to the seven fairies, "Stop, stop, stop!" and froze the seven fairies.

The seven of them were all dumbfounded, each with a panicked expression and confused eyes!
Monkeys are so powerful?

(End of this chapter)