Chapter 274: Live up to the Tathagata and live up to your Majesty

There were so many guests on the scene that Jiang Heng had no time to pay attention to Jing Tian's little thoughts.

The latter whispered to Zhao Liying who was standing beside him: "I gave him a cold look!"

Zhao Liying gave a thumbs up and said, "I see, Tiantian, you are amazing!"

"right!"

Jing Tian said proudly, "I don't care about him!"

"Great job, Datiantian!"

Zhao Liying cheered her on, but based on her usual personality, she would not have said such words.

But seeing that Jing Tian was really sad that day, I joined him in complaining about the "scumbag".

It’s true, when I see Jiang Heng on weekdays, I have to look up to him. He is a big director and a big boss, and he seems unattainable.

Suddenly switching to the "scumbag" perspective and secretly cursing him, even she felt good.

When she praised Director Jiang just now, she secretly called him "scumbag" in her heart, and she felt secretly delighted.

However, I have to be more careful in the future. If I accidentally blurt something out, it will be disastrous, Zhao Liying secretly warned herself in her heart.

Jiang Heng had no idea that his image in the two girls' hearts had collapsed. He was still well-dressed and handsome. After greeting the guests, he sat down in his seat.

Han Sanping on the side said: "The grand occasion is still the same!"

Jiang Heng said: "I don't know what the reaction will be after watching it. After all, the style is different from the previous ones!"

Han Sanping said, "Are you afraid of this? The movies you've made over the years span a wide range of genres!"

Jiang Heng smiled and thought, I was just being modest, why do you take it seriously?
Before he could say anything more, the premiere event had already begun.

The beautiful host from CCTV's Channel 6 Movie Channel appeared on the show again. After a brief opening speech, the film officially started playing.

What the audience never expected was that the first person to appear was actually Buddha Tathagata.

Sitting upright on the lotus platform at Lingshan, he preached the sutras.

An extremely beautiful woman, who was originally sitting next to a monk, heard something happy and danced with joy, disturbing the monks beside her.

Upon seeing this, the Buddha slowly extended his big hand.

From the audience's perspective, it seems as if it is covering the sky.

"No!" said a strong voice.

The scene changes again, and Tang Monk and his three disciples are staying overnight in a valley. Tang Monk, played by Ding Haifeng, wakes up from his dream.

Sun Wukong, who was leaning on a tree branch, smiled and said, "Master, what a wonderful dream you had. Could it be that we are getting closer to Lingshan Mountain and you are thinking of your old lover?"

Tang Seng said angrily, "You naughty monkey, stop talking nonsense. Do you think your master can't bear to recite the spell to tighten the hoop?"

Wukong said hurriedly, "Okay, I won't talk nonsense, and you don't talk nonsense either. I was thinking of telling you the story of the Seven Fairies. It's boring, really boring, it's time to go to sleep!"

"Brother Monkey, if you want to talk about this, I, the old pig, will not be sleepy anymore. Tell me the truth. After you immobilized the seven fairies, did you really go to pick peaches?"

In 07, this joke had not yet become widely circulated. When the audience first heard it, they were stunned and then burst into laughter.

On the screen, Sun Wukong said: "Of course, I never get close to women!"

"That's more hollow than our old pig's kidneys. I don't believe it!"

Then he sighed, "After so many years, I don't know how Cuilan is doing in Gao Laozhuang. Is she still waiting for me, Old Zhu? Maybe she remarried!"

Tang Seng said: "The fate has been determined long ago, and it cannot be forced. Since you have left, why are you still talking about this!"

Sun Wukong said: "She will definitely remarry. How could she possibly wait for you?"

Zhu Bajie said angrily, "You are a monkey who has been plagued by disease. You deserve it because all the female monkeys in the mountain have no offspring."

The scene was quiet for two seconds, and Sun Wukong suppressed his anger and said, "Oh, then I wish you a son soon!"

Zhu Bajie laughed, "The monkey is mad, how can a man have a child, Master, don't you think so?"

Tang Monk said: "It's hard to say. Gonggong hit Mount Buzhou in anger and caused a flood. Although Nuwa repaired the sky, the flood on earth still did not recede. Gun sympathized with the humans on earth and stole the Xiran from the Emperor of Heaven to control the flood. When the Emperor of Heaven found out, he was furious and sent the fire god Zhurong to kill Gun. After Gun's death, the flood came again. His body did not decay for three years. Later, his stomach split open and a child came out. It was his son, Dayu. So, it is not impossible for a man to give birth to a child!"

Zhu Bajie looked a little confused, "No, Master, do you usually read such a variety of books?"

Inside the venue, the audience couldn't stop laughing.

On the big screen, Monk Sha suddenly said, "I say, is it appropriate for the four of us monks to stay up late at night talking about women and having children?"

Everyone was silent for another second, and then they all said, "Sleep, sleep!"

"Hahaha!"

The audience was laughing so hard that they could clearly feel that the style of this film was indeed somewhat different from the previous two, in that it was a serious comedy.

It's a bit similar to the difference between "Once Upon a Time in China and the Iron Chicken and the Centipede" and "Once Upon a Time in China and the Iron Chicken and the Centipede".

Although the leading actors have not changed, the style of painting is indeed somewhat different.

The next day, the weather became sunny and the sky was clear.

The four masters and apprentices moved forward and found that the plants ahead were becoming more and more strange, lush and beautiful. It was obvious that they had arrived at a new territory.

What followed was the much-loved scene of Tang Monk and Zhu Bajie being pregnant. The four masters and apprentices kept bickering, which became increasingly funnier.

Zhen Zidan plays the role of Ruyi Zhenxian in the film. He has two battles with Sun Wukong played by Wu Jing. The special effects scenes are very good and quite exciting.

Afterwards, the master and his three disciples entered the Kingdom of Women. Looking around, they saw beautiful women everywhere in the streets.

The younger ones are mostly very beautiful, and the older ones are also very charming.

The guests and audiences watching the movie were all wondering where Jiang Heng found such a beautiful woman. It was too exaggerated.

Some people even doubt their own aesthetic sense. How can they think some women are beautiful? It's really weird.

However, in terms of appearance alone, the most beautiful person in the Kingdom of Women is the king played by Liu Yifei.

She was young and beautiful, and she fell in love with Elder Tang, but unfortunately Tang Seng was not interested in her.

The focus of the drama in the Kingdom of Women is not actually on her.

When it came to the farewell scene outside the city, the centipede monster played by Da Tiantian appeared, jumped out from mid-air and grabbed Tang Monk away.

When the two met, they were both very surprised.

Because the Scorpion Demon played by Jing Tian is exactly the one that Tang Monk saw in his dream at the beginning of the film.

When he was the second disciple of Buddha, the Scorpion Demon was beside him listening to Buddha's lectures.

It was also he who pleaded for mercy when the Buddha was stung by a scorpion spirit.

This time, the Scorpion Demon wants to renew their old relationship.

As for Tang Monk, he couldn't control himself either.

Just at this moment, Wukong came and shouted outside the cave.

As a result, he was stung and rolled on the ground in pain.

When Tang Seng learned about the situation, he naturally dared not have any worldly thoughts anymore.

Wukong went to treat his wounds first and then went to get help.

Naturally, the Scorpion Demon couldn't withstand it, but she didn't die miserably like in the original novel. Instead, she was rescued by Tang Monk, who advised her to practice well and not make mistakes.

After saying this, Tang Seng jumped on his horse and headed west.

The Scorpion Demon chased after him and shouted, "You dared to ask the Buddha for mercy for me back then. Don't you really have any loyalty or loyalty at all?"

The white dragon horse stopped at the right moment, and Tang Seng did not turn around. He sighed and said, "How can I achieve both in this world? I will not let down the Tathagata and I will not let you down!"

After saying that, he rode his horse westward again, and the picture froze on Da Tiantian's beautiful face with tears in her eyes.

(End of this chapter)